Chapter 174: Let Li Junxian Be a Daddy (II)
"Brother Junxian, why is this house so short?" "Brother Junxian, the palace is so high from here! How was it built? "Brother Junxian, this bun is so delicious, how do you make it?" ……
Li Junxian was almost vomited blood by these questions, and Li Junxian finally knew why those parents in later generations were reluctant to take their children. With the child's thirst for knowledge, Li Junxian had to feel a little Turkic. At that time, Li Junxian didn't have such a headache when facing the Turks, but this little girl gave Li Junxian a headache.
This little girl is Princess Changle who followed Li Junxian out of the palace to play, he is just a six or seven-year-old child, and his desire for knowledge is still very strong. And Princess Changle is estimated to be out of the palace for the first time, so many new things have not been able to see, and there are many natural problems. Li Junxian was able to answer at first, but later Li Junxian found that his later learning materials were not enough, and he could not answer these questions. Li Junxian finally felt helpless, and he also experienced the feeling that he asked his parents those questions when he was a child, and his parents didn't know how to answer.
"Raising children knows the kindness of their parents!" Li Junxian couldn't help but have such a sigh.
"Brother Junxian, I'm going to your house to have fun!" Princess Changle said suddenly.
"Good!" Li Junxian immediately agreed.
Li Junxian took Princess Changle to his home.
"General Li, who is this little girl?" Wan'er asked.
"Him! He is the eldest daughter of the emperor, Princess Changle. Li Junxian said.
"Princess Changle? How did you bring him home? Does the emperor know? Wan'er said worriedly.
"Hey, it's hard to put into words!" Li Junxian said helplessly.
After a long time of explanation, Li Junxian explained to Wan'er what Princess Changle was taken care of by the emperor and made her a daddy.
"Poof!" "General Li also has a headache!" Wan'er smiled.
"You're still laughing?" Li Junxian deliberately pretended to be vicious and said.
Wan'er immediately stopped laughing.
At this time, Li Junxian's parents came out, saw Princess Changle, and asked, "Envy, who is this girl?" ”
"Old man, is he Princess Changle? The emperor's daughter. ”
When the parents heard that it was the princess, they immediately knelt down and hurriedly said; "The grass people don't know that the princess has arrived, and they are not welcome."
"Don't kneel, I only use kneeling etiquette for ghosts and gods." Princess Changle said.
Li Junxian's parents got up immediately, and Li Junxian didn't know that when Princess Changle, the little Lori, had a headache for him.
"General Li, I'm going to make a picture for you, and you'll stand up right away! Take a pose to go to the battlefield and kill the enemy. Princess Changle said.
Li Junxian couldn't, so he had to put on a pose, as if he was going to the battlefield to kill the enemy, and Princess Changle began to paint. And this time the painting seems to have taken a lot longer than the last time, and this time Princess Changle seems to be painting very carefully. And Li Junxian's whole body was a little stiff, he was not used to staying like this. Li Junxian was originally a military general, and he was used to killing enemies on the battlefield, so it was not easy to calm down. And the new Li Junxian inherited the original Li Junxian's body, although he did not inherit the memory, but the human muscle has a certain muscle memory, so Li Junxian can't be quiet. But this kind of painting is to stay quiet, so it makes Li Junxian very difficult.
"That's it!" Princess Changle said.
"General Li, I'm done painting, I'll give you this painting!" Princess Changle said.
Li Junxian took the painting and handed it to Wan'er, Li Junxian didn't care about this kind of painting. Li Junxian doesn't know how to appreciate paintings at all, and if he is allowed to look at these paintings, he will simply play the piano to the cow.
"Ma'am, I want you to be my model too, okay?" Princess Changle actually turned to Li Junxian's mother and asked.
Li Junxian's mother was actually a little excited, saying; "The Duke of Changle wants to paint portraits of the grass people, which is the honor of the grass people!"
Li Junxian looked up to the sky and sighed, the ancients were like this, they took imperial power and the royal family too seriously, and took it too seriously. Isn't it Princess Changle who paints her now? If those models were to be used as models for beginners in later generations, they would still have to charge the money of those painters! Only those famous painters were able to collect money from models in return. But Princess Changle is just a beginner, and her mother actually regards her paintings so important, which makes Li Junxian helpless.
Li Junxian's mother also sat on the chair and asked Princess Changle to start painting. And Princess Changle seems to be very enthusiastic because she is a beginner in Danqing painting, and she actually spent several paintings in a row.
After painting several paintings, Princess Changle planned to change to a model, and at this time Li Junxian's father appeared on the stage. Princess Changle once again turned her attention to Li Junxian's father. It still took two hours, and Princess Changle finally finished painting a few paintings. And Princess Changle's interest was not over, so she turned her target to Wan'er, who was just a maid, and she also wanted to paint Wan'er.
"Damn, this little aunt is really capable of tossing!" Li Junxian said helplessly.
After Princess Changle finished painting, she brought all the paintings to Li Junxian and said, "Brother Junxian, what do you think of my painting?" ”
Where does Li Junxian know what paintings, he can only say: "Okay! The princess is very well drawn, and she is simply a national player of a generation. ”
"Brother Junxian, you are perfunctory to me!" Princess Changle said aggrievedly.
Li Junxian saw that Princess Changle was wronged, and hurriedly comforted: "Princess, why am I perfunctory to you?" You're really good at drawing! ”
"Hmph, I know in my heart whether the painting is good or not, and I don't need you to perfunctory me. You tell me the shortcomings of these paintings so that I can correct them! Princess Changle said.
Li Junxian originally thought that this kind of little girl would be praised to the sky after a few praises, and he didn't know who he was. But now it seems that this Princess Changle is not easy to fool, and she actually wants Li Junxian to tell the shortcomings of these paintings. But where does Li Junxian know any shortcomings? Li Junxian doesn't know anything about Chinese painting, where can he point out the shortcomings to Princess Changle! If you casually talk about a shortcoming, it may hurt Princess Changle and make him take a detour on the road of painting. If this is the case, then Li Junxian will be guilty.
"Brother Junxian, say it quickly!" Princess Changle said.
"This? The only drawback to this painting is that it's not very realistic.! Li Junxian immediately said a so-called shortcoming, but this untrue shortcoming is a common problem of countless Chinese paintings. (To be continued.) )