Chapter Ninety-Four: I Don't Go to the Women's Barracks
In the early winter, it is bleak and cold, everything withers, and the cold wind howls.
However, in Xue Yufeng's tent, it was a different scene.
There was a small bonfire on the ground, and there were two fish in the basin next to the bonfire, Yang Ping'an was squatting aside, wearing a fish with a wooden stick in his hand, and he was constantly grilling on the fire.
The fresh fragrance of grilled fish filled the camp tent, and Xue Yufeng kept sniffing on the side, smelling the fresh fragrance, giving birth to a sense of familiarity.
"It smells so good!" The two female soldiers stood behind Xue Yufeng, looking at the grilled fish in Yang Ping'an's hands, greedily smelling the aroma in the tent.
They were ordered by Xue Yufeng to go to Huotouying to get all kinds of spices, but after taking them, they were attracted by the smell of grilled fish, and they stayed in the tent and didn't leave.
After a grilled fish was grilled, Yang Ping'an stretched out his hand and handed it to Xue Yufeng: "General, after you taste it, you may be able to remember how your close-fitting embroidered handkerchief fell into my hands." β
"Shut up!" Xue Yufeng shouted urgently, and glanced at the two female soldiers again. The embroidered handkerchief was her personal possession, and she had never touched even her father and brother, let alone any other man. The daughter's private and personal belongings fell into the hands of a strange man, if it spread, how would she behave?
The two female soldiers didn't know if they heard it, but they didn't ask much about the embroidered handkerchief, but just hurriedly said: "Wu Na thief, what is the identity of my general, how can I taste the food you make casually?" What if you poison it? β
"Exactly. General, why don't you let the lowly serve to taste it for the general, if it is okay, please ask the general to taste it. Another female soldier also said.
After thinking about it for a while, Xue Yufeng nodded and said, "It's okay." β
At her command, the two female soldiers showed a snicker's joy on their faces, one of them snatched the grilled fish from Yang Ping'an's hand, tore off a piece and put it in his mouth, and immediately shouted: "It's so fragrant and tender, it's so crispy...... Eun, it's just too light and tasteless. β
"I'll taste it!" Another female soldier took the grilled fish from her hand, tore a piece of it and put it in her mouth to taste it, and came to the same conclusion, "It's delicious, it's delicious, but it doesn't taste good." You are guilty of daring to sacrifice such tasteless food to the general! β
If you are greedy, you will say that you are greedy, why do you pour sewage on me?
Yang Ping'an was really tired of facing Xue Yufeng and the other two gluttonous babies, so he decided to meet Xue Song and explain his relationship with Emperor Yang Rui. With so many things happening, presumably Xue Song will not easily recognize him as a liar, and may be able to send someone to verify it.
But as soon as he opened his mouth, he saw Xue Yufeng take the grilled fish from the female soldier's hand and take a bite directly.
"This taste...... It's familiar, have I tasted it somewhere? β
Seeing Xue Yufeng's eyebrows frowning slightly, and his eyes showing a look of thought, Yang Ping'an asked for another bowl of seasoning and handed it over: "General, you dip it and taste it again." β
Xue Yufeng did as he said, and the grilled fish after dipping it in the seasoning was a different flavor. After eating the whole fish in one go, she suddenly raised her head and said, "Ah, I remembered, it's you!" Was it by the river that day, and there was a fat man with you? β
Phewβyou've finally remembered.
"Congratulations General, I finally remembered!"
"You're sarcastically saying that I don't remember my last name well!" Xue Yufeng suddenly turned her face, her apricot eyebrows upside down.
"How can I have it!" Yang Ping'an hurriedly changed his words, "I want to ask, does the general remember where is the embroidered handkerchief after you leave?" β
"It seems, it seems to be ......" Xue Yufeng gradually recalled what had passed, "Bold, I originally ordered the two of you to go to the river every time you go to the river to grill fish for me, why did you two disobey!" β
I'll go, the wicked will sue first! Yang Ping'an smiled bitterly: "General, I went to the river in the afternoon, and I didn't see you until it got dark." β
Xue Yufeng's face turned red: "I forgot that day, but why didn't you go on the third day!" β
You have this surname, I can't tell you clearly! Yang Ping'an waved his hand helplessly, he was now planning to say his relationship with Yang Rui, so there was no respect in his demeanor, and when the two female soldiers saw this, they immediately scolded him, and one of them said in Xue Yufeng's ear: "General, this person is rude to you, and you can't let him go easily." β
"Yes, General, it's better to transfer him over, and you can punish him."
"That's right, let him bake fish for you every day."
A group of gluttonous women, how to fight this battle!
"General Xue, please take me to see your father, I have something to say."
Before Yang Ping'an's words fell, Xu Yulong's voice came from outside the tent: "Sister, the firehead army in my camp is here with you, and my father wants to see him." β
Xue Yufeng was stunned: "Brother, what does Dad want to see him do?" β
"How do I know, you hurry up and hand him over to me, I was just beaten by my father." As he spoke, Xue Yulong opened the tent curtain and walked in, glanced at the bonfire on the ground, grabbed Yang Ping'an's shoulder directly, and walked towards the outside of the tent, "Sister, I'll take him away!" β
"Don't pull me, I just want to see General Xue too!"
"Wait for me too!" Xue Yufeng said in a loud voice, "Hey, where did I put my whip?" β
Yang Ping'an had already walked to the door of the tent, and suddenly heard Xue Yufeng's words, and shook his head helplessly: "Isn't it on the left side?" β
There was another thing he didn't say - wasn't that what you just put yourself? Just this surname, and lead the troops to fight!
When he came to the big tent of the Chinese army, Yang Ping'an saw that there was only one person in the tent, with five big and three thick leopard heads and eyes, full of beard, and complete armor on his body, giving people a sense of might.
"Dad, the child brought Yang Ping'an." Xue Yulong looked at his father in surprise, not understanding why Xue Song wanted to change into armor.
Yang Ping'an walked to Xue Yulong's side and arched his hand at Xue Song: "I've seen General Xue." β
Xue Yulong's eyes widened like bells, and he stared at Yang Ping'an without blinking: "You, have you read a book?" β
"Dad, he's a cook."
"Bastard, how can you interject when Lao Tzu speaks!" Reprimanded Xue Yulong, Xue Song turned to Yang Ping'an again, "Are you a scholar?" β
Why do you ask me this whenever we meet? Yang Ping'an shook his head and said, "I haven't been to school. β
"You're lying!" Xue Song loudly exposed Yang Ping'an's "lies", "Those old guys who look like dogs in the court, you are similar to them, they are all sour and smelly, and you dare to deceive Lao Tzu!" β
Yang Ping'an was speechless. Xiucai is illiterate, and has the temperament of a scholar, otherwise he would not have ended up with this nickname.
"General, I'm ......"
"Don't talk yet. Jade Dragon, what did Feng'er do with him? β
Xue Yulong pondered for a moment and replied, "When the child goes, I will see him grill fish for Yufeng again." β
Grilled fish? Xue Song was confused, and turned to Yang Ping'an again: "Are you really a cook?" β
Yang Ping'an nodded: "General, I am now the head of the fire." β
"Haha!" Xue Song burst into laughter twice and slapped Yang Ping'an's shoulder hard, "Okay, well said, remember your identity, it's good!" β
praised inexplicably, and suddenly changed the conversation: "Then let me ask you, how do you know that there is an enemy ambush in Ergu, and you know it so thoroughly?" β
"Well, I guess."
"Guess?" Not to mention Xue Song, even Xue Yulong has a black line in his head, this is too much to treat a general as a general!
This question really made Yang Ping'an embarrassed. He didn't know that there were enemy troops in the valley, just to shake the morale of the army and create escape conditions in order to enter the valley. Knowing that a word is a prophecy, it is even more a stone to throw out an ambush, so that it causes so much trouble!
Wait, how do they know this? As soon as his mind turned, Yang Ping'an reacted, it must have been An Lushan who said it.
Anyway, it's hard to keep a low profile anyway, so just say it all.
"General Xue, in Xia Yang Ping'an, is an old friend of today's son. A few months ago, the Son of Heaven paid a private visit to invite me to Luoyang to enter the court as an official, but the road met the killer of Tiance, in order to protect the integrity of the Son of Heaven, I sacrificed my life to block the sword, and finally unfortunately fell into the river.
If the general can send someone to send me back to the Eastern Capital, the Son of Heaven will definitely reward you, and I will be grateful, and I will be rewarded. β
Xue Song narrowed his eyes: "You said you knew Your Majesty?" His Majesty also invited you to Luoyang? β
"Exactly."
"Hmph." With two sneers, Xue Song suddenly punched Yang Ping'an. Fortunately, Yang Ping'an reacted quickly, blocking with both arms, although he sealed Xue Song's fist, he took two steps back and his arms were numb.
That's a lot of strength!
"What is the general, doing!"
"Jade Dragon, guard the tent, don't let him run away!" Xue Song's face changed sharply, and his eyes were fierce, "Do you think your lies can deceive General Ben!" β
Yang Ping'an was confused, and didn't understand why the situation took a sharp turn: "Why did the general say this, if you don't believe it, you can send someone to meet the Son of Heaven, and you will know as soon as you ask!" β
"Is it true that the old man is a three-year-old child?" Xue Song approached Yang Ping'an step by step, and said sharply, "Your Majesty has never left the palace this year, even if you leave the palace, you will have the protection of guards, how can you use it to block the sword?" Blocking the sword is not dead, but it falls into the river, and you have not drowned yet, you are very fateful! β
Dizzy, sure enough, I still don't say it well! Yang Ping'an regretted his recklessness, and was thinking about how to resolve the dilemma in front of him, when Xue Yufeng arrived.
"Dad, why are you angry, I heard your roar outside the tent!" Xue Yufeng walked into the tent, "Dad, what are you doing?" But this firehead is angry with you? β
Xue Song's eyes rolled, and a smile suddenly appeared on his face: "Feng'er, this person is a liar, he dares to deceive his father in person, and his father wants to teach him a lesson." β
"It would be better if his daughter taught him a lesson. Brother, will you hand over this firehead army to me? β
"This ......" Xue Yulong looked at Xue Song with an embarrassed expression, he was a little puzzled by Xue Song's sudden change of attitude.
Xue Song laughed: "No problem, my baby daughter's request, I will definitely agree to it." Yang Ping'an listens to orders! β
Where is this thing singing? Yang Ping'an looked at Xue Song suspiciously, his mind was full of question marks, and he said, "I'm here." β
"You knew that there was an ambush in the valley but did not report it, and you deliberately deceived after seeing this general, such a grave crime should have been punished. But this general said that you will help Feng'er in the valley today, and you will be spared death, and from now on you will be transferred to Feng'er's command and make meritorious contributions. If you dare to make another time, you will not be spared! β
"General Xue, I'm not going to the women's barracks!"