In the inner city of Bianjing in the Great Song Dynasty, in the room of the princess's mansion of Shu Kingdom, the housekeeper who looked at the door, the old oily kohlrabi and the old Kela old cucumber, were tangled, pulling, and sighing.

Kohlrabi: "Alas! Old cucumber, this old concubine Wang Xuwang is back, why has he been exiled for a few years and has not changed his stinky temper, and he yelled at our subordinates, he really regards this princess's mansion as his home, and he really regards himself as the boss here. “

Old Cucumber: "Alas! Kohlrabi, don't say it, he is the boss here, this princess's mansion is his home, it is his concubine's mansion, who taught him to be the concubine given by the emperor? I really miss when the eldest princess of Shu was there, and the eldest princess was so easy-going! ”

Kohlrabi: "However, last year, when King Jinghai lived in our princess's mansion, the royal family also said that Lin Mo Niang and Zhao Qiannu inherited everything from the eldest princess, so I think King Jinghai is the master of this princess's mansion!" ”

Old Cucumber: "Alas! Kohlrabi, who is the master here and who is not the master here, it's not you and me who have the final say, it's the royal family who has the final say. It is said that the eldest princess should have the final say on whose house this mansion is. Because the princess's name is written on the real estate certificate of any horse mansion, the horse is rich, only the right of residence, no ownership, just a ride, but unfortunately the eldest princess is not here now. However, this time when the old man Wang came back, there were also a lot of changes, he would bow his head to flatter and please people, didn't you see? This Wang Shu is running so diligently in the harem now, it seems that the empress dowager also likes him, acquiescing in his return to Beijing, and acquiescing in his residence in this princess's mansion. With such an attitude of the royal family, aren't we just nodding and hating our mothers, and eating together? ”

Kohlrabi: "How good it would be if it was King Jinghai who lived in, this Mumu prince treats people kindly, the red envelope is big, and he also gave us the shopping card of Bianshui Building, why are they all horses, and they are all surnamed Wang, the difference is so big?" ”

Old Cucumber: "Alas! Kohlrabi, these two colts, it's better not to meet. It is estimated that as soon as the two meet, there will be sparks! ”

Kohlrabi: "That's right, this lord Wang returned to our princess's mansion, in addition to liking dancing and playing with dancing girls as before, and now he has also studied strange tricks and tricks, as if I heard that those things were originally invented by King Jinghai, this lord Wang also wants to imitate, this prodigal son turned back, this is probably the reason why the queen mother can like him." ”

Old cucumber: "That's right, this original King of Jinghai, for the Great Song Dynasty, only gives fish, not fishing." Of course, there is nothing to say about this for ordinary merchants, but for the royal family, how can they be willing to be controlled by others, so this Wang Shu Wang can vote for the royal family, claiming to be able to draw a big scoop according to the gourd, so he has to be favored. ”

Kohlrabi: "Isn't this the same as the performance of Xu Xi, who wanted to grab the credit, when King Jinghai dedicated the Arab military horses and sweat-blooded horses in the past?" ”

Old cucumber: "Hey, don't say it, this old man Wang and that old man Xu really have to fight." I hope this old man Wang is just having fun, not like Xu Xi's Yongle tragedy, which killed more than 100,000 people. ”

Kohlrabi: "Hey! Old cucumber, have you noticed? Recently, among the miscellaneous guests who have come to our princess's mansion, many of them are Liao. ”

Old Cucumber: "Alas! Kohlrabi, that's what I'm worried about. You see, this old man Wang plays calligraphy and painting, plays with women, sons and brothers, and gentlemen, temperament, it is a fashion, and the sexual life of rich people is not what we can imagine. But don't go and catch the Liao! In this way, the nature of the matter is not simple, as soon as there is a mistake, traitor, traitor, spy, moth, spy, thief, traitor, any hat can crush people! If something really big happens, if you are all over the house, hey, you and I have to be buried together. ”

Kohlrabi: "Old cucumber, that's what I said, but Master Wang, he is a rancid scholar, how can he make those strange treasures made by King Jinghai?" He wants to show merit, he wants to compete for favor, he wants to be on top, he wants to get rid of embarrassment, he must make a difference. I also heard that he also told people that he learned from a little girl at Harvard in the past that only with deeds can you have status, and you have to make achievements to achieve status. ”

Old cucumber: "Kohlrabi, have you noticed that the craftsmen who are currently building in the back garden are all from Xiangyang, Hubei?" ”

Kohlrabi: "Of course I noticed. Master Wang also repeatedly instructed us that these craftsmen could only enter and not leave. Usually, in addition to working, they are locked in a temporary shed, which is small and crowded to death, but now the weather is getting colder, or it will really smoke people to death. Oh, by the way, old cucumber, do you know what they're doing in the inner garden? Really, more than ten years ago, this old man Wang built a "Treasure Painting Hall" in the mansion, collected it extensively, and lost his mind about playthings. Later, he was persuaded by Su Shi Su and Su Shi, and changed slightly. Why did you just catch your breath now, and the old ** problem has been committed again? ”

Old Cucumber: "What? I don't know! The rules of our princess's mansion are quite big, and people from the outer courtyard are not allowed to enter the inner courtyard. I only know that a large number of building materials, copper and iron are being transported in, and I only see a large amount of muck and mud being transported out, and I open through the crack in the door, and I don't see anything being made, which is really incomprehensible. ”

Kohlrabi: "Like you, I was confused. Later, I found a cousin of my third aunt's eldest nephew, who was a singer in the inner courtyard. When I inquired, I found out that they were not building a house at all, they were not building a high-rise house, and they were not expanding the "Treasure Painting Hall". They removed the rockery in the inner garden, drained the water of the lotus pond, dug a very large basement under the rockery and the lotus pond, and then reset the rockery, and after the waterproof layer was made, the lotus pond was re-impounded and raised fish and flowers. ”

Old Cucumber: "Oh, no wonder. Some time ago, I saw that some black pond mud was transported, and it turned out that the lotus pond was scooped up. Then, let me ask you, do you know why Master Wang wants to use Xiangyang's craftsmen? Our craftsmen in Bianjing are not bad. ”

Kohlrabi: "I don't know, could it be that the project of Master Wang's inner garden doesn't want to be known, so I will find some outsiders to work, which is conducive to secrecy." ”

Old Cucumber: "If that's all there is, then just a few outsiders can come, and from the point of view of secrecy, it is better if these craftsmen do not know each other." But why does Master Wang only use craftsmen from Xiangyang, Hubei? It's a group of builders, and they know each other very well. ”

Kohlrabi: "Well, I don't know. ”

Old Cucumber: "Alas! What I say below is my personal guess, don't tell anyone! ”

Kohlrabi: "Of course, which of us is with whom, one is prosperous, and the other is lost." Don't worry, tonight's conversation, I can only go in and out, I have heard it float by, and I will not pass it on to the six ears. ”

Old cucumber: "Well, now the new emperor of our Great Song Dynasty is Emperor Zhao Xu, and the first emperor is Emperor Shenzong; Emperor Shenzong was preceded by Emperor Yingzong; Before that, it was Emperor Renzong. It is said that during the reign of Emperor Renzong, he had a cousin named Zhao Jue, who was named the king of Xiangyang, and of course lived in Xiangyang. Who knew that Zhao Jue, the king of Xiangyang, intended to usurp the throne, and privately built Chongxiao Tower in the palace, and the secret room was densely packed with organs to hide treasures and private objects, especially the rebel alliance. After Master Bao Zhengbao of Qingtian learned of the rebellion of King Xiangyang, he ordered his protégé Yan Chunmin to investigate. All the way, the king of Xiangyang sent his subordinates to assassinate him, but he was rescued by a man who was eating and drinking, and then Yan Chunmin learned that this person was Bai Yutang, a brocade rat, and Bai Yutang became brothers with Yan for the sake of fighting unevenly. After the king of Xiangyang failed to threaten and lure Yan Chunmin, he set up a plan to steal and seal drugs. Bai Yutang was in the middle of the plan, and the gold seal was lost. In order to reverse the passive situation of patrolling and losing prints, Bai Yutang, who was ashamed of losing his print and arrogant by nature, went out of the procuratorate privately, went to Chongxiao Tower alone, and broke into the copper net array at night, but accidentally touched the mechanism, was trapped in the copper net, and was killed by random arrows. The king of Xiangyang then threw the golden seal into the cold pool against the water. Bai Yutang's alliance brother "River Rat" Jiang Ping, and the three brothers rushed to Xiangyang. Facing the cold and biting cold, goose feathers sinking to the bottom of the pool, Jiang Ping dived into the bottom of the pool to retrieve the golden seal, and designed to capture Deng Che, and finally together with Zhihua, Ouyang Chun, Ding's Shuangxia and other righteous men to capture the king of Xiangyang, break the copper net array, and burn the sky. ”

Kohlrabi: "Oh, old cucumber, I know the story of the three heroes and five righteousness you said." Well, why are you telling this story now? You mean, we're also building a tower in our back garden? Is it? It's not like, as the saying goes, thousands of tall buildings rise from the ground, and there are no buildings rising from the ground in this back garden! ”

Old cucumber: "Kohlrabi, stupid." A lesson from the past, the king of Xiangyang rebelled and privately built Chongxiao Tower, which is known to passers-by. If his lord Wang comes to a skyscraper exactly the same, isn't that looking for death? Low-key is the tone, and he lowered his figure in this matter. He doesn't want to rush to the shell of Xiaolou, he pursues the core of Chongxiaolou, Chongxiaolou is not used to show off his wealth, Chongxiaolou is to pursue function, so our princess's mansion will not be peaceful for a long time. ”

Kohlrabi: "Old cucumber, I know this Chongxiao Tower, this Chongxiao Tower is a famous clever building, there are many organs, dangers, people are unguardable, there are poisonous knife mountains, there are bottomless traps, there are dense arrow rain, there are powerful copper nets, there are passive external eavesdroppers, there are vertical and horizontal dense copper bells, there are people in 24-hour supervision, there are master warriors on duty day and night. Such a skyscraper, the safety factor is big! However, wasn't the Chongxiao Tower of the King of Xiangyang still burned down later? So, I said, evil does not prevail over good, there is Lord Bao, what is your Xiangyang King plotting against? As soon as the three heroes and five righteousness were up, the king of Xiangyang died. However, it was then, and there was Lord Bao; It's now, and there's no bag adult. Now that a little emperor is in charge, a woman is in charge, good and evil, who oppresses whom, it's really hard to say! ”

Old cucumber: "Kohlrabi, be cautious, be cautious." ”

Kohlrabi: "Alas, I heard that this brocade rat Bai Yutang died quite miserably in Chongxiao Tower!" ”

Old Cucumber: "Who said it wasn't?" This Bai Yutang was angry, and he was secretly modified for the Golden Seal, he cared too much about being plotted by others, and he felt very ashamed. Relying on his good martial arts, he explored the sky tower alone. He entered the gate in the tower and turned the door. Take out the treasure bag and use the wishful silk. Where there is a blocked place, do not look for the door, do not find the door, do not find the house, just fly over, the first few times smooth, consciously happy. Later, he met the enemy's sick Tai Sui Zhang Hua, Bai Yutang was highly skilled and killed Zhang Hua. Later, under the horse road, he met the enemy's small plague emperor Xu Yi by the iron gate. Seeing that Zhang was dying, Xu flashed his body, entered the iron gate, put the rope spring properly, and waited for someone to be taken. Bai Yutang didn't know, and when he saw that there was no one on the stairs, he climbed the lattice to pry the window, went up to the window sill, and jumped into the building. Since he was extremely careful, when he saw the brocade box, he was impulsive, his feet moved, and he made a "grunt" sound, and the rolling board overturned. The body sank, and the pain immediately penetrated the heart. From head to toe, he was covered with sharp blades, and his body was incomplete. At that time, the enemy knew that someone was probing the formation, the gong sounded, the arrows rained down, and the copper net was like a hedgehog. Bai Yutang then died in the sky, hacked to death with a knife, ten thousand arrows pierced his heart, and died a miserable death. ”

Kohlrabi: "Alas, think of this Bai Yutang, one of the five righteous people of the Sky Island, nicknamed the brocade mouse, a handsome young man." Because he was not satisfied after Zhanzhao was named "Royal Cat", he went to Beijing to find Zhanzhao to compete. Kaifeng Mansion robbed the three treasures, and the poem was inscribed in the palace to kill, which alarmed the Son of Heaven to make a visit. Later, Zhanzhao personally went to the empty island, and the four rats, Ding's double heroes worked together to capture it, Xiao Yiyi, Bai Yutang was impressed, and moved by Zhanzhao, Bao Gong and others, and was also willing to meet the Son of Heaven, become an official, and serve in Kaifeng Mansion. Who knew that it ended up like this, it's really a hero, don't be stupid, and a hero needs to be humble. ”

Old Cucumber: "Hey! Kohlrabi, let's not talk about this bloody tragedy, hairy. Hehe, let's talk about the wind and snow, adjust it! ”

Kohlrabi: "Oh, old cucumber, what gossip do you have?" Lace? Trail? Hearsay? Hidden? Gossip? Gossip? Or is it a third party? Second Spring? A home away from home? Flowers outside the flowers? Old cow cart? Old and not serious? ”

Old Cucumber: "What are you talking about?" I'm a poor old man, with no money, no power, and no division. There is no packaging in singing, there is no silver tael for marrying concubines, there is no trick in picking ** flowers, and there is no guts in robbing relatives. I have walked through and missed it, and I have seen it and thought about it in my dreams. Well, I said what I did myself? What I want to say is that an Arab caravan recently came to Bianjing City, and there was also an Arab song and dance troupe. I'm a poor devil who can't be blessed, and I've heard people who have admired this Arab belly dance say, "Oh, that's a pleasure!" The graceful music, the hazy veil, the dancing waist, the exposed abdomen, the charming dancers, the dazzling limbs, and the waves of aesthetic impact make people dizzy and can't help themselves. In the performance hall, it is not Jiangzhou Sima Qing's shirt that is wet, but the son's brother's pants are wet, running and dripping and nosebleeds, and the three views and festivals of the Great Song Dynasty are trampled all over the ground. Are they all talking about how the buttocks are twisted out? And how did that breast grow? Envy, jealousy and hatred have caused many young people to not be able to sleep on Chinese New Year's Eve, and they have a spring dream. ”

Kohlrabi: "Old cucumber, I heard that this Arab song and dance troupe is performing in Bianshui Building." What do you mean about the costumes? Say they are open, they are really not open, their faces are always covered with a thin veil, and there is a headscarf on their heads, and this head also shows two eyes, I don't know the true face of Lushan, only because it is hidden in the clothes, it really makes people want to see through, they don't dare to reveal, they can't get close, they can't stop, they are entangled! Let's say they are conservative, but they are not conservative, their blouses, with only two small pieces of colored silk hanging from the front of the chest, and nothing on the belly and lower abdomen; Their backs are also unreserved; Their lower bodies are covered with a long skirt, this long skirt, really, why is the workmanship so poor? This long skirt has been split two or three times, from the lower skirt to the crotch, this person dances and moves, isn't it infinite spring, full of highlights, eyes convergence, and confusion? ”

Old cucumber: "Alas, if you want to talk about this highlight, it's really a lot." I heard that outside the dance hall, there were two roll-up banners, on which the Arab dancers who were about to appear were depicted, and these Arab dancers were all painted with jewels, gold and silver, and the whole body was full of rubies, sapphires, cat's eyes, night pearls, diamonds, pastel beads, crystal shoes, platinum bracelets, jade rings, and so on. Moreover, on these jewelry devices, the lead-out lines are drawn one by one, and the names, specifications, sources, prices, etc. of these jewels are marked on the lead-out lines, and some have small stories. Before the performance began, the audience's hearts had already been guided. Those guests who were still struggling with whether the huge admission deposit was too expensive also resolutely and did not hesitate.

Oh, I heard that when the dance was performed, the dancers danced, and every joint of the dancers' bodies seemed to be swaying, and all the ornaments on their bodies, that is, the jewels that had been marked just now, were all jingling, swaying and shining, which not only beautified the dance and glorified the dancers, but also the live show of this Arab caravan selling jewelry, you think, such a beauty, such a strong dance, so natural, so noble, complement each other, complement each other, complement each other, complement each other, complement each other, match each other very happily, treat each other. Beauty and jewelry are each other's inside and outside, each other's cause and effect, each other's platform, and each other's help, so that those young and old are all beautiful, dizzying, busy, and ugly. Anyway, here you can watch dances, you can see beautiful women, and you can see jewelry. You know what I'm looking at? What do you care I'm looking at? So, whether it is a righteous man or a gentleman, or a dignitary or a tyrant, one by one, they look at the jewelry and the beauties, and no one wants to pull anyone down. So, to participate in the dance is to participate in the jewelry auction, therefore, to see this dance, is not a matter of a ticket, but a question of a huge deposit to participate in the auction of rare treasures, there is no capital of two or three sets of three into the house, want to see? Want to sniff? Want to feel it? Dream on!

Oh, by the way, what did you just say that the long dresses of those Arab dancers are poorly made? The long skirts have opened two or three forks? Or is it slit from the lower skirt all the way to the crotch? Alas, kohlrabi, Nong countryman, Nong Aquisi, you Aut! People call this a split dance skirt, you know? Hehe, I'll teach you a trick! ”

Kohlrabi: "Oh! Is it? Xiao Ke is lonely and unheard. Hey, old cucumber, have you heard? In the past few days, even the streets and alleys outside the Bianshui Building have been grabbed for seats, and they can't enter the scene without money, but the sound of singing and dancing can't be blocked by doors and windows. I was fortunate enough to be able to hear the wonderful sound of heaven downstairs, and they all said that the accompaniment was a beautiful tune and a bright rhythm. The sound of "Laklak" makes people unstable, and a long tune sings into people's hearts. “

Old cucumber: "Alas, people's old pearl yellow is not worth much, our old cucumber is still too soft after being painted with green paint." I listened to the little ghost in the alley learning to sing the accompaniment song of the Arab song and dance troupe, and when I was old, I could listen to it, but I couldn't sing it. I just think it's a 'metal agricultural music', the whole song is clearly recognizable, and the dynamic 2/4 beat drum beat does not stop for a minute or second, indicating that this is an unabashed dynamic dance music. At the beginning of the whole piece, from shallow to deep, from far to near, supplemented by flutes, repeated detours, giving people a unique feeling. And the drum beat of each beat has a floating point to improve the dynamics index. The sound of the guzheng flowing in the song accompanies it almost every time it is needed. And that chord, from the beginning of the vocal lyrics, has been everywhere. In the song, the guzheng flowing water in the second half of the bar of "Our jewel is the most precious" plus 54 seconds, and the bass at the junction of "If we want to dance, we must dance the most joyful", the plucking teasing makes people have nowhere to escape. It can be seen how attentive the arrangement is! As for 'you are the most beautiful cloud in my sky', the drum beat of the high ** tide part has no rhythm and is varied. The girls sing, the boys' stay! ’。 Although I don't know what is going on, there is a little bit of s**m, but the joy is beyond words! Later, the phrase 'I know' sounds aimless, but it invisibly brings the flavor of rap to the dance music! Later, you listen carefully to the drumbeat of the second time of the high ** tide, listen carefully, is it the sound of horses' hooves! 2 slow and 3 fast, knock, knock (knock knock), it's really cool! As for the 'most beautiful gesture in the whole sky', it's almost high ** tide! The piano cloud is coming, the mountains and rivers are flowing, and then the foreshadowing is coming behind. 'Yo la la la blah Ingenuity! Later, a chorus, with independent syllables and undulating rhythms, comes and goes, making people think about it and be full of energy. ”

Kohlrabi: "Uncle Cucumber, you're so good, what you say is better than what you sing." However, I still like to sing, I have nothing to do after work these days and follow a few independent musicians, and I have been plagiarizing their hum, Uncle Cucumber, do you want me to hum too? See how well I can learn?

Old cucumber: "Okay, then please, what are you still modest?" ”

Kohlrabi: "......

Today's stage is my dish

The flowers are blooming under the heads and feet of the people

We dancers are the most swaying and swaying

Our jewels are the most precious

Beautiful dancers come from the sea

Won the praise of thousands of purples and thousands of reds

The hot dance is our dedication

Abdominal waves are the most comfortable

If we want to dance, we have to dance the hardest

I'm by your side

The most beautiful and wonderful

Let you keep me with money (buy it)

The dazzling one hangs the most dazzling agate red

Let it show all true love

(I know) I am in your heart

The most beautiful and wonderful

Belly Wave Keeps You Stuck (Buy It)

Always dancing

The most dazzling people are going crazy

It is the most beautiful posture of the entire Great Song Dynasty (stay)

(Yo la la la)

(Ilalha

You hear our beautiful voices

Ascend to the stage of the sky

……”.