Chapter 22: Fighting Evil Spirits

Entering the main room, the two younger brothers immediately rushed to open the coffin without Wei Chendong's instructions, they didn't want to be looked down upon by Wei Chendong, if these little things had to be done by the eldest brother, then why should they be the younger brothers.

It's another round of nonsense, a good coffin, but it's been made full of holes, but anyway, these guys don't want this luxurious coffin that they don't know how much it cost to build, so they don't care too much.

The lid of the coffin was opened, and was discarded aside, because they were frightened, a few people were naturally not very polite to the owner of the tomb, like a devil entering the village, and took good things when they saw them, but fortunately, the three-light policy was not implemented, at best, it was only one of the robbing.

Looking at the corpse lying motionless in the coffin, Wei Chendong stared at him to see what he could do, and instructed the two younger brothers Qingbao, and the two younger brothers saw Wei Chendong standing next to them, and their hearts were a lot more steady, and they were much bolder, and they were unceremoniously tossed around.

A piece of exquisite priceless treasures were carefully held out, several people's eyes were released with a greedy light, sure enough, it is the money of the dead to be earned, no wonder since ancient times, tomb robbers have continued, and there are some people with status and status, far away Cao Ying, near modern warlords.

Just when a few people were crooked for the harvest, suddenly, a more violent yin wind blew, and suddenly swept over, and the hearts of the three of them suddenly cooled, and the temperature of the entire tomb seemed to have dropped a lot.

"Big brother, I think we'd better go, it seems that the owner here doesn't welcome us very much", a younger brother said timidly.

"We are bandits, it's strange that he can welcome us", Wei Chendong rolled his eyes.

"Grass, I'm afraid that he is a bird, can't a big living person fight a dead man? After that, what are you messing with, go home and farm as soon as possible."

Seeing that Wei Chendong was displeased, the two younger brothers didn't dare to say much, and immediately started to move, besides, although his brother didn't say that he came from the bloody rain, he had also seen a lot of scenes, were he still afraid of a skeleton that died I don't know how many?

Wei Chendong's eyes narrowed slightly, staring intently at the skull, after a while, he seemed to see something attached to the skeleton at once, and suddenly, the skeleton seemed to be alive, making a clicking sound, and the skull turned around, shooting out two ghostly lights, staring at the three of them deadly, full of anger.

The skeleton clawed against the bottom of the coffin and sat up at once.

"Drink ......", the skull's jaw shook, opened its mouth and spit out a puff of gray smoke, and in an instant, the gray smoke filled the entire tomb, and suddenly, the entire tomb was surprisingly gloomy, as if it was full of endless death breath, and it was constantly sucking out the life inside.

The skeleton's claws slapped on the side of the coffin, and the whole body immediately stood up again, stretched out the bone claws, and grabbed the two people who had been frozen there and couldn't move in horror, as if to drag them into the abyss of death.

"Embezzle my treasures, blaspheme my lady, you damned thieves, all must die, all must die, all must die, huh......"

A hoarse ghost cry suddenly resounded in Wei Chendong's mind, deep in his soul, as if his entire soul was trembling.

"Woo woo......" The yin wind blew uninterruptedly, becoming more and more violent, as if it was full of endless anger, like sucking away all the vitality of several people.

The three of them seemed to be frozen there, motionless, and the eyes of the two little brothers were dead, as if they were dead, and their faces were bloodless.

Wei Chendong was no better, trembling all over, as if he was engaged in some fierce struggle.

"I only rob money, not my life, take your treasures, and I will be rewarded in the future, why do you have to kill us, you put these treasures here, it is better to benefit the living", Wei Chendong kept yelling in his heart.

"Hmph, strong words, the treasure is mine, no one can touch it, and, my beautiful lady, Lao Tzu didn't have time to use it, she died, but she was touched by you, my brother can bear it, but my brother can't help it, fuck your uncle, if you insult my woman, you want to explode his chrysanthemum when you are old."

A hysterical voice sounded in Wei Chendong's mind, Wei Chendong didn't understand that this ghost could still speak Chinese and communicate with him, because this ghost was 100% Indian Asan. Perhaps, the underworld has been unified by Chinese ghosts, so Chinese has become the only circulating language, Wei Chendong can only think like this.

Is that the skeleton that insults you woman? Damn, Lao Tzu just holds a telephone pole and drills, and he will not be interested in the stinky skeleton, Wei Chendong roared in his heart.

But the ghost didn't pay attention to him anymore, the yin wind blew more and more, and the shop came, Wei Chendong also felt a chill in his heart, knowing that the other party was going to do it.

"Die......" An angry roar entered the depths of Wei Chendong's soul.

"Ah......" Wei Chendong roared angrily in his heart, quite unwilling.

"Sakyamuni, come and save Lao Tzu, otherwise, when you go to the underworld, Lao Tzu will be the first to let you grow your hair, so that you can't be a Buddha."

"Prajnaparami...... Momi Roar...... God, didn't the British kill the Indian Ahsan? Hurry up and show up and kill this guy......"

Wei Chendong roared wildly, but it was useless, and he felt that a cold air suddenly penetrated into his body, and it was quickly taking away his vitality.

"Your nurse, don't let Lao Tzu live, Lao Tzu will make you a dead ghost first", Wei Chendong's eyes widened, he bit the tip of his tongue fiercely, and a mouthful of blood sprayed out.

Whew, the pain made Wei Chendong shudder, and suddenly woke up, everything around him had long since disappeared, what yin wind, what gray smoke, at this time, it had long been gone, and the skeleton was still lying there.

"Sizzle......", Wei Chendong's mouth moved, and he wanted to speak, but he was made by a burst of pain and cracked his mouth, it turned out that it was still a pain at the tip of his tongue, and the corners of his mouth were still bleeding, proving that what happened just now was not completely fictional.

Wei Chendong took a few steps forward and patted the shoulders of the two junior brothers, and the two junior brothers also recovered immediately, their faces were like ashes, and their bodies were able to move, but their faces were still full of horror, obviously they had experienced the terrifying scene just now.

"Big brother...... This ......", the two of them turned pale and spoke incoherently.

"Hmph, it's just a ghost making a fuss, not scared away by me."

"Hehe, I've found a way to deal with them now, use the child's urine, this thing is specially used to drive away evil spirits", Wei Chendong said with understanding.

"Boy pee? But we're not children", the two looked at Wei Chendong in embarrassment.

Look at anything, neither is Lao Tzu, Wei Chendong rolled his eyes in his heart.

"It doesn't matter if it's not a child, any urine can be used, but the effect is almost there, the wine is mellow, the urine is the old scratch, and scratching it will kill it", Wei Chendong said hatefully.

"Don't rub it off, hurry up, pee on that skull, make sure he can't drink and walk around", seeing that the two of them didn't move, Wei Chendong urged.

One of them thought about it for a while, but he went up carefully, climbed onto the coffin, stood on the edge of both sides, ripped off the belt of his trousers, and shot out at once, for fear that the skeleton would suddenly get up and bite off his work, and the little brother was also frightened, but the house leak happened to rain overnight, because due to the previous fright, a lot of urine was scared, and it was accumulated together at this time, it seemed that it was very much, as if it couldn't finish urinating.

The guy didn't know if he was scared, or he was urinating, his legs kept shaking on it, and he urinated on the skull's face, and the little brother's eyes stared at the lying skeleton, thinking about it, as long as it moved, the tube was not finished urinating, and it had to run away as soon as possible, otherwise, he would become a eunuch, and he wouldn't even have to practice the Sunflower Treasure Book.

The long time finally passed slowly, and the guy peed for more than a minute, and when it was over, he didn't even stuff the work in, and jumped down from it in a panic.

Wei Chendong glanced at it, pursed his lips, and said lightly: "The ancients said that if you want to do a good job, you must first sharpen your tools, brother, your utensils have not been polished."

The man didn't understand what was going on at first, but when he looked down, he immediately understood, his old face was red, why did he forget to stuff this little bit into it, this time it was a big shame, and the secret that had been kept for so many years was leaked out so easily.

The other man's face was flushed, and he wanted to laugh but was embarrassed to laugh.

"Alas, if you want to laugh, laugh, otherwise you're going to hold back your fart, ha......", Wei Chendong himself couldn't help laughing.

"Ha......" The guy couldn't hold back any longer, his stomach was about to hurt with laughter, and the other person walked away depressed.

After this commotion, the depressing atmosphere eased a lot, and the three of them were much less afraid.

After this pee, don't say it, this skeleton didn't make trouble anymore, and it is estimated that it really can't drink and walks away.

The three of them groped for the main room, went to the last side room, lifted the lid of the coffin, and the first thing they did was to soak the female corpse, whether it drank it or not, and then give her a pot first.

Sure enough, this skeleton didn't do anything anymore, and he also had the idea of breaking the fortune and avoiding disaster.

The three of them can be said to have returned with a full load, carefully wrapping those fragile items, and the three of them came out, and they didn't want to stay in it for a minute, and besides, the owner inside also begged the ancestors to worship the Buddha and hoped that the three uncaring guys would leave quickly, and by the way, they would like to bless their sons without assholes and daughters without pooping.

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