Since Wang Mumu has decided not to wait for a thousand years, the historical piano drill was changed to "Man Tingfang", and now it will be changed to a wood-wood version. Wang Mumu is about to make a cameo, the one who will change his voice and chant "Man Tingfang" on the edge of the West Lake, and achieve the piano exercise as a generation of famous prostitutes (the deputy position of the county guard) will let the well-known Wang Laoji come to make a cameo in the future, in order to expand the social effect, Wang Mumu is ready to mobilize all positive factors when Wang Laoji is full of trains, and send all Wang Laoji's old colleagues in the Institute of Science and Technology to the scene; At the same time, in order to enhance the international influence, the four European beauties and the four Arab girls, whether they are bees or flies, you first give me more strings in the streets and alleys, and after attracting a large group of bees and butterflies, you will bring them to Wang Laoji's side!

Let's go back and take a look at Wang Laoji, now Wang Laoji is thinking, he has a rare opportunity to be elegant and perform in public, so why don't you earn enough eyeballs? So, after thinking about it for a while, he asked Wang Mumu: "Lord Wang, how many digits can I have for my appearance this time?" ”

Wang Mumu rolled his eyes: "Lao Ji, are you married, have a lot of expenses, and want money?" Ask you! Do you think you want this money, do you think about it yourself? Or is your wife Ossie Cat Chunniang Ishita thinking about money? ”

Wang Laoji said: "My wife? How does my business have anything to do with my wife? …… Hehe, Lord Wang, you are so smart! When you say that, I get it! I don't want your appearance fee, I just want my wife to appear! Ha ha! Blessed are you, my lord! Blessed with a mouth!! The people of Hangzhou are also blessed! Blessed with a mouth!! ……”

Wang Mumu looked at Wang Laoji in shock, and he was a little unsure of what medicine he was going to sell in his gourd. Wang Mumu was afraid that Wang Laoji would be self-defeating, and he would not become an anti-dog by painting a tiger, and bring negative energy to Yihezi, so he asked with confidence: "Lao Ji!" Tell me, what are you up to? You must know that this is Hangzhou, and this is not Liuqiu. Therefore, be careful to travel the ship of ten thousand years, we have to think twice about what we do! ”

Wang Laoji replied with a smile: "Lord Wang, the word 'wife' inspired me just now. I originally wanted to ask you for the appearance fee, but I wanted to use the appearance fee to buy more high-end public snacks, and then put them outside the building, taste them for free, and give them in moderation. I spread the news three days in advance, so, one to ten, ten to hundred, three days later, outside the building, there must be a sea of people, at that time, as soon as I ascended, the wrong "Man Tingfang" groaned, the little princess came to change, there are thousands of audience witnesses, this "piano exercise" is not known for its name! Lord, I have a good idea! However, I have a downside to this idea, which is that it costs money. It's not okay to spend less money, there must be a certain quantity of goods to taste for free, and the quality must also be guaranteed, otherwise it will be strange if people don't scold you! This is really a reversal of good things!

Lord, just now you said the word 'wife', and I suddenly opened up. You know, my wife didn't have a good family when she was a child, and she used to sell all kinds of pancakes and fruits on the street when she was a child. For the sake of this pancake fruit, the son of a small official became the city's charity ambassador. Okay, let's not talk about that, let's talk about pancake fruit now. This European-style pancake is very different from the way we make it here, so the taste is also very different. I thought, don't I want to attract attention? I asked my wife to appear, a foreigner, standing at the door of the building outside the building, siu and sell pancakes and fruits, come to eat, come to see, and do not spend money, it will be news in a thousand years, and it will be crowded. In this way, I will not be able to save money on high-end mass snacks? Moreover, I give snacks, and if there are fewer goods, not enough, people will scold me and slam the door! I can't prepare more! And I let my wife appear, everyone is watching, as long as she doesn't stop her hands and feet, people will be embarrassed to urge her again! How much flour can my wife use up when she works alone? Haha, am I smart or not? ”

Wang Mumu stepped forward, raised his hand to be a hairy chestnut, and sneered: "Lao Ji, you are really promising!" How many years have you been with me? Still so picky? It's okay to coax your wife to play, but you want your wife to show up to sell pancakes and fruits, I really convinced you! ”

Wang Laoji slipped and slipped from the grave pile with Wang Mumu, he didn't scare Wang Mumu, he also rolled his eyes: "Lord, I'm not all for your Tianlong!" The little princess of other people came all the way to make peace with you, and you swallowed other people's tongues, my Wang Laoji saw it in his eyes, patted your ass, dedicated his wife, and helped you build the early stage, you don't thank me, you still criticize me, alas, those who don't know me, what do I want? And those who know me, what kind of goal ball am I? ……”

Wang Mumu was a little afraid of Wang Laoji's verbosity, so he quickly interrupted him: "Okay, okay, don't talk nonsense." Since you're going to let Ixuta play in friendship, you have to play it seriously for me, go, go back and make more preparations! ”

Wang Laoji was proud: "That's, I know, my family's Yixu Tower's craftsmanship is quite good." Lord Wang, aren't you going to launch two "Man Tingfang"? Then I will ask my Chun Niang to fry fruit cakes and make two kinds of square ones, this square fruit cake is launched for the sake of this piano exercise famous, so, I Lao Ji is ready to say with a beautiful name: "celebrity party"! ……”

Wang Mumu fell, why did the celebrity square become a celebrity? How did the brand channel become a sales channel?

Wang Laoji saw that Wang Mumu was thoughtful, so he continued to put on a show: "Lord Wang, I don't just want to launch a "celebrity party" from "Man Tingfang"! Because I still want to make round fruit cakes and long fruit cakes, so, with the momentum of "Man Tingfang", I also want to launch "Nine Inches Long" from "Nine Intestines"! So that the vast number of people in Hangzhou can also have a feeling of piercing the stomach after the prince swallows his tongue one foot and four feet long. I also want to launch the "Ren Meat Roll" from "Full Moon", Lord Wang, don't stare at you! This is a "kernel meat roll" made with melon seeds and nuts, not Sun Erniang's human meat roll! ……”

Wang Mumu glared at Wang Laoji: "Wang Laoji! You have a problem for the Yi version of Xiaoqin, you have increased the load of history, Xiaogong will extend the time of the performance, and my old Wang will have to prepare a few sets of answers. Alas, add to the chaos! How can a good poem and lyrics make it look like a foodie? ”

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Three days later, it was Qingming, fortunately, there was no "rain during the Qingming Festival", and there was no PM2.5.

Wang Laoji also accepted Wang Mumu's criticism, clarifying the theme and not letting the "entrance" drown out the "exit". So, pancakes set up the stage, cultural singing, all the people in Hangzhou know that today's Louwailou is engaged in the Qingming Festival Reward Delivery, anyone who can answer the Spring Festival couplets correctly, guess the Song riddle correctly, turn the sharp turn, chant good poems and good words, write good words and paintings, all have prizes!

Early in the morning, Wang Laoji asked his wife Yixuta to go out of the stall, and in order to improve work efficiency, the building was also equipped with two hands. "Celebrity Fang", "Nine Inches Long", and "Ren Meat Roll" have been baked, and those who are the first to do so are already tasting them for free.

Early in the morning, Hu Nan's father, Xiao Rang, a scholar of the holy hand, also came and set up a writing stall to write letters and poems on his behalf. In order to cooperate with Yixu Tower, Xiao Rang wrote "Man Tingfang", "Nine Intestines", and "Full Moon" in each of the four characters of Su Huang Mi Cai.

Early in the morning, four European beauties and four Arab beauties walked through the streets to attract the playboys. Bees, bees, butterflies, and butterflies are all excited now, and they are also color-eating, there are free food, there are all kinds of beauties, eating fried food, looking strange, and their facial features are busy.

Early in the morning, the prostitutes of the various prostitutes had already moved closer to the outer buildings of the building by land or from the West Lake. Today, Shinong, industrial and commercial soldiers, men, women, young and old, sick, monks, Taoists and Muslims, are concerned with Huang and their hearts. Outside the building, today's spring appreciation, hunting, cheap, tasting before the Ming tea, leisure and wandering, there are many people. Prostitutes who are professional in the business of people cannot be lonely.

Early in the morning, Huang Sihu's four lines asked each protected object, at least one person from each family, and the person who went must go to Louwailou to eat pancakes, and after eating pancakes, take back the pancake paper printed with the words Louwailou to verify that you have been to the scene and made a trust.

Early in the morning, the Institute of Science and Technology and the Ligong Institute poured out of the nest, ready to play the side drums, pry the edges, and help the lining, all with red eyes, because in the past two days, they have been making up poems viciously, memorizing by rote, and swallowing dates.

Early in the morning, "Qin Cao" and two "dumb girls" set off on their own grasshopper boats, she knew that the good and evil were playing tricks for themselves today, and she was going to make a splash today, to stand out among thousands of prostitutes, and to go straight to the sky in the rumors of public opinion.

Now, the scene has become quite popular. The literati were watching Xiao Rang's Su characters, yellow characters, rice characters, and Cai characters, and they were commenting on their heads and feet, showing off their elegance.

Now, ordinary ordinary people are lining up to look at all kinds of pancakes and fruits, delicious snacks that don't cost money, don't eat for nothing, want to eat after eating, queue up to take turns to eat, fools don't eat it.

Now, the "Qin Cao" has been in place and has taken a good seat, and her grasshopper boat is moored in front of the door of the Imperial Library, right in front of Xiao Rang's word stall.

Now, Wang Mumu on the third floor of the building outside the building, overlooking the South Lake of Xihu Lake, saw that two official boats were also sailing in his direction.

Now, Wang Laoji, the key figure on Wang Mumu's side, is wearing an official uniform, a leather belt around his waist, a hood on his head, a curved collar and big sleeves, foundation soap boots, and a green official uniform. This Wang Laoji is also the deputy director of the Haiyu Prefecture Bureau, from Liupin, he has never had the opportunity to show his face in his hometown of Hangzhou, today Wang Mumu nodded, of course he wanted to show off in front of Yixu Tower.

Now, on the side of the grasshopper boat of "Qin Cao", there is another grasshopper flower boat, and the singer on this boat is looking at the shore, it seems that she can't see it, and she is a little lost, so she accosted the people on the boat of Qin Cao. The people on Qin Cao's side are a little embarrassed, because these two maids are going to pretend to be dumb, and the Chinese of the boatman's family is not good, so they can only be dealt with by Qin Cao, who has improved by leaps and bounds in Chinese. After some conversation, Qin Cao learned that the singer's name was Qiong Fang, and she had a good friend, named Mao Zémin, who served as Facao (the title of a judicial organ or judicial official in the Song Dynasty) under Su Shi. Mao Facao ordered someone to bring a letter over last night and said that he would accompany the leaders to this Pinghu Qiuyue and to the outer building of this building today, because the outside world is saying that there is a free lunch today, so it must be crowded here today. As she spoke, the singer Qiongfang's tears fell. Because she said that her good friend named Mao Zémin was about to be transferred by Su Shi to another place and leave Hangzhou. Qiong Fang said that Master Su Shi Su likes his suave subordinates, and he will drive away anyone who does not love and can't write poems and lyrics; On the contrary, people who love poetry and words and monks and beauties will be in cahoots and mix up with brothers. Her Mao Facao belongs to the former, so she is about to leave Hangzhou. Mao Facao was leaving, and before leaving, Mao Facao, who has always been low-key and never wrote in front of people, filled in a poem "Cherish Flying Away" and gave it to Qiong Fang. Qiong Fang thought, don't you Lord Su don't like people who don't love poetry, so if I have the opportunity today, I will sing my Mao Facao's "Cherish the Flight", you listen to it yourself, will our Mao Facao compose poems? Do you know how to fill in the words? Do you have the magic to solve crimes? Are you qualified to fight in Hangzhou? Can you continue to be a Facao? ……

Now, things are like like and people are grouped. Piles of people are taking what they like and having their own pleasures. Wang Mumu, who is high up, see that the time is ripe, and say to Wang Laoji, it's time for you to lead the trend! Okay, guys, let's go! ……