Chapter 76, Peer (Ask for recommendation, collection, thank you)
Chapter 76, Peers
"Master Gu, I know the next link." Seeing that the couplets were lined up as a "long line", he was at least behind more than 20 people, and seeing that no one was right, Gu Shanren was a little impatient, Mu You was bold in his heart, and rushed out and said--I'm not afraid of 10,000, I'm afraid that if someone rushes in front of him to face the couplet, then his wish to grow old with Miss Gu will be disappointed.
Seeing him cut in line, he also said that he knew about the next link, and those people in line were displeased, and they were a little hostile to him: "Where did you come from, the wild boy, who doesn't follow the rules?" "You know, don't I know? You want to rob my future wife, right? "You don't line up, if you don't come up later, see if I don't pick your skin." ”……
However, as soon as Gu Shanren saw him: a scholar dressed up, with clear eyebrows and a straight nose and a square mouth, his eyes couldn't help but light up, so he stopped the shouting crowd, made an exception and gave him a chance, and said kindly: "Speak, talk quickly." "I thought: If this young man is right, I am satisfied.
"Hungry chickens steal rice and beat the boys." Mu You was excited, first cleared his throat, and then read in a straight voice, "The next link is: Summer Rat Liangliang Ke coughed and was shocked." ”
As soon as these words came out, those people in line suddenly realized, and looked at Mu You with a strange look - you are right, what are you not an alien?
"Good, good." Gu Shanren listened, stretched out his right thumb, praised again and again, and then got up from the chair and faced the people who were still in line: "Everyone, I'm sorry, now Gu's son-in-law has been selected, please go back." When the little girl is newly married, I will invite you to drink the wedding wine. ”
"Look at this young man, he is quite worthy of Miss Gu." "A talented woman is a match made in heaven." "Phew, it's not that he grabbed the front, otherwise it's me who will be on the side." "Don't say that grapes are sour if you can't eat them. ”……
Hearing Gu Shanren say this, some people congratulated and some people were jealous, and gradually the formation dispersed, and each planned to leave.
But one of them held on to his stubbornness, and when they saw that he was quite tall, with thick hands and feet, and seemed to be very strong and capable of fighting, they looked at him curiously to see what he was going to do.
This black-clothed man was inserted by Xiang Kui early in the morning, and his task was to keep an eye on those couplets. He scolded angrily in his heart: Damn it, you gatekeepers are blind, right? How did you put him in......
Thinking that the matter had gone, he stood still and didn't want to leave: if the matter was not done, the young master would definitely be punished, can it be remedied now? Suddenly, he heard someone say, "Bah, it's not that he grabbed the front, otherwise it's me who is on the side", and he had an idea in his heart.
Gu Shanren called Mu You to his side, shhh Mu You saw that he treated him like a "quasi-son-in-law", he was flattered, his attitude was sincere, and he would answer all questions.
Suddenly, a voice like a broken gong sounded: "If he doesn't cut in line, it will be me who is on the side, then I will be your son-in-law Master Gu." You can't stop following the rules, can you? ”
When everyone heard this, they were all stunned. Later, some people thought: yes, what the man in black said is not unreasonable.
When Mu You heard this, it was like someone had put a stone on his heart, which was not comfortable at all, and at the same time he was quite anxious: How is it good?
The smile on Gu Shanren's face froze, but Jiang was old and spicy, and he had a way, so he looked at the big man in black and asked, "Since you know, then you can come out and tell everyone." ”
"Well, everyone, listen up." The big man in black puffed up his chest and said loudly, "Hungry chickens steal rice and beat the boys, and the summer rats and Liangliang are shocked." I'm right, right? At the end, he looked around at everyone.
"Cut ~ pick up people's teeth." Hearing him say this, many people said with disdain in their hearts, "That's okay, then we're all better than you." I think you're here to make trouble. ”
"Hehe, not bad, not bad." Gu Shanren smiled, "Then please write out the next couplet." "Tell your subordinates to get pen, ink, paper, and inkstone.
"This and this, he is in love, and you don't ask him to write it." The rough eyebrows of the black-clothed man lifted sharply, pointing at Mu Youdao.
"Now it's your right first, you write first. You can't get the next couplet, but you can't write the next couplet, right? After Gu Shanren finished speaking, an old face turned cold.
"Yes, yes, since you can write it, you must be able to write it, write it quickly." Someone next to him urged.
At this time, Mu You's hanging heart was put back into his chest: dare to love this guy is illiterate, listen to me, he remembers it in his heart, but he can't write.
"On one side is pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and on the other side is a big stick waiting, you can do it yourself." Gu Shanren saw that his subordinates had brought the things, and he stretched out his hand to stroke his beard, and said with a solemn expression.
"I'm me, I'm me, I accidentally broke my hand yesterday, and now I can't write." The man in black was anxious like an ant on a hot pot, sweating on his forehead, and argued.
"You can't write, you always know words, nephew Mu Xian, you write out the next couplet and show it to him." Gu Shanren summoned Mu You to his side, said loudly to everyone first, and then lowered his voice to Mu You, "Write the next link upside down." ”
Mu You understood, immediately splashed ink, "brush, brush", and wrote out a pair of couplets, and on the white paper in front of him, it was: "Cough Cough Liang Liang Mouse Summer" seven big characters.
Gu Shanren ordered someone to show it to the man in black. I saw him open his eyes wide, looked at it for a long time, and said in a hurry: "I recognize these words, they are not 'summer rats and cool beams coughing', it is difficult for me." ”
"Huh~" Some of the spectators couldn't help but laugh when they heard it.
"Knock him out for me." The ancient good people couldn't bear it anymore and ordered the next humane.
I saw those subordinates with sticks and sticks rushing towards the black-clothed man with angry eyebrows.
"Ahh As soon as he saw that the momentum was not right, he quickly turned around and slipped away.
Outside the ancient mansion. Xiang Kui, who was standing in the crowd, heard someone report that "someone has a couplet, and it is also Mu You...... who was asked by Gongzi to put someone into a sack and throw it into the Yellow River yesterday."
Seeing that his face was hideous, he gritted his teeth and said, "Mu Zhiyuan is not dead yet?" What are those two idiots going on? Now that he has become the son-in-law of the ancient family, I, I, am I not disappointed? ”
At this moment, someone took advantage of his inattention and kicked him hard in the back - the person who attacked Xiang Kui was Dian Wei, in order to help Mu You get angry, he took advantage of the crowd to fish in troubled waters and resorted to "three indiscriminate methods".
"Ouch." Xiang Kui screamed in pain, and his body involuntarily rushed forward, just hitting the snake-wielding man.
"Huh~" The strange snake in the big man's hand didn't recognize him, and when he saw someone deceiving him, he grinned and bit it.
"Snake snake, snake bit me in the chest." After Xiang Kui knew what was going on, his soul flew away.
"Childe, don't be afraid, this snake is not poisonous."
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At noon, Lu Zhan and the others left Chencang County - Mu You couldn't stay no matter how he stayed, and his heart was both happy and sad: although his dream came true and he became the son-in-law of Gu Shanren, these friends who had just met were in a hurry to leave.
After Mr. Tian learned that Lu Zhan and their trip was to Luoyang, Mao recommended himself and joined their queue. This made Lu Zhan happy: even if Mr. Tian is not Tian Feng, he is also a rare and undesirable talent.
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