"In Xia Yang Yi, meet the eldest princess of Kang Guo!" Yang Yi could see that this unruly stinky girl obviously had nothing to find fault with, so she had to step forward and give a new salute.

"You are Yang Yi? Yang Yi who wrote "Yanqiu Ci"? Hum! It seems that it is just a name. The eldest princess of Kang Guo was surprised at first, and then showed a disapproving look, her hand was always crossed on her waist, and then she pointed to a pretty girl ring next to her and said: "Begonia, you go and pick up the ball and let him kick it again, this princess wants to see if he can kick the goal again!" ”

"The eldest princess doesn't have to try, it's just a coincidence, offended!"

"You know it's good to have offended Princess Ben, but now I can't help you! This princess wants you to kick you, and if you can't kick it, this princess will treat you for the crime of disrespect! ”

Yang Yi straightened up, didn't look at her, and turned to leave! The eldest princess of Kang Guo was stunned for a moment, she was so big, she hadn't been ignored like this by anyone, she couldn't help but be a little angry, and snorted: "You stop for me!" How dare you not listen to the words of this princess! When I really can't cure your sin, can I? ”

Yang Yi stood still, glanced back at her and said, "Eldest princess, you represent not only yourself, but also the image of the royal family of the Great Song Dynasty and the women of the world, so, please respect yourself!" ”

After Yang Yi finished speaking, regardless of her reaction, he really brushed his sleeves and left!

"You ......"

The eldest princess of Kang Guo was really uncomfortable in her heart, she was not very old, she was a girl's heart, she just wanted to play tricks on Yang Yi, and she didn't know how to deal with him for a while, Yang Yi's big hat was buttoned down, so that she didn't know how to refute, and the dozen maids next to her were also stunned on the spot, looking at Yang Yi's figure with strange eyes.

"I'm! Okay, you Yang Yi, this princess will make you look good! Hmph, I'm not playing today! When Yang Yi walked away, the eldest princess chirped a few crooked words, flew up one leg, and kicked out the hydrangea picked up by the girl, and her face was lost today!

Yang Yi followed Tan Yuan into a garden in the side courtyard, where there were seven or eight people gathered around the table, watching Wang Xu's paintings, there were teenagers, there were also young people in their twenties, Wang Xu, a middle-aged man in his forties, mixed among them, as if Mr. Wang was leading a group of students.

It can be seen from the clothes that these people are all from rich and noble families, with luxurious clothes and ornaments, jade with gold bags, one of them is even more outstanding in terms of age, judging from age, Yang Yi wants to come to this person is Zhao Ji, the king of Suining, he looks like a rich god Yulang, not as thin as his sixth brother Zhao Xu.

There is a rumor that Zhao Ji is the reincarnation of Li Yu, the queen of the Southern Tang Dynasty, although this is not credible, but Zhao Ji is not very old, but he has an extraordinary talent in calligraphy and painting, and he is deeply favored by the Queen Mother.

Since Yang Yi came, he also planned to take a look at the style first, and Tan Yuan took it, he stepped forward and saluted Zhao Ji's long body and said, "Meet King Suining in Xia Yang Yi!" ”

Yang Yi finished his salute, there was no sound, and the ** people around the table, including Zhao Ji, seemed to have heard nothing, and were still watching Wang Xu's painting intently, as if he was air, Yang Yi understood, it was not that people didn't hear it, and they clearly wanted to give themselves a dismount through this silent humiliation.

Yang Yi had made all kinds of mental preparations before he came, this was nothing, he straightened up, and there was a thirteen or fourteen-year-old maid on a table next to him who was sharing tea.

Yang Yi is not bored now, standing on the side and taking a closer look, this maid is extremely beautiful, she is in the prime of her cardamom years, her eyebrows are like spring, her skin is like cream, she is very pleasing to the eye, Yang Yi feels that her eyes are used to find the beauty at this time.

At this time, Wang Xu's painting was finished, just put down the pen, the seven or eight people who watched loudly praised, admired and praised, Wang Xu's group to the crowd, and said humbly: "You have praised falsely, compared with the king of Suining, what a little light of my little future!" ”

After he finished speaking, he glanced at Yang Yi, his eyes were full of disdain, and with three points of pride, Yang Yi couldn't help but despise this person in his heart, this age is not young, and he behaved so shallowly, no wonder the princess of Shu was seriously ill at the beginning, and he also pulled his concubine to the princess to turn the phoenix upside down, such things were done.

Everyone admired the painting for a while, and then spread out and sat down, still no one greeted Yang Yi, at this time the maid brought the tea, each with a cup, only Yang Yi's share, Yang Yi stood in the field, it seemed very abrupt.

Maybe because Yang Yi stood like a tree, his expression was indifferent, and he didn't show the slightest discomfort, Zhao Ji and Wang Xu's brows frowned slightly, which is not surprising, when you want to humiliate someone, but when you find that the other party also ignores you, you will naturally feel uncomfortable.

At this time, Zhao Ji finally spoke: "Yang Yi, right?" This king has heard of you, you are late, so I didn't prepare your cup, if you are thirsty, drink it directly from the teapot! ”

After Zhao Ji finished speaking, seven or eight people all laughed, as if they had heard the funniest joke in the world, and they laughed crookedly, Yang Yi said quietly: "Thank you for the good intentions of the King of Suining, the Great Song Dynasty is a state of etiquette, and there is no habit of drinking tea in a teapot, if there is such a habit in the Suining Palace...... Don't worry, you won't be able to say it in the future! ”

Zhao Ji was choked, he pretended to be a romantic person, but he didn't expect to be commanded by Yang Yi as soon as he opened his mouth, he didn't immediately get angry, but said: "Yang Yi, you don't need to say cool words, the tea on this king's house is not so easy to drink, according to the rules, whether it is poetry, calligraphy and painting, you have to take out the same, let everyone sitting be convinced, so good, the painting of the king has not been inscribed, you can write a poem to see it, if everyone is satisfied, the king will no longer care about your rudeness, if the poem is not good, then no wonder this king!" ”

Yang Yi is not very old, and his tone is not small, but the appearance of his oily face makes him unhappy at first glance, Lao Tzu owes you? Do I have to ask you to be the referee?

Yang Yi didn't plan to pay attention to it, but after glancing at Wang Xu's painting, he didn't refuse.

Wang Xu's painting is a lotus picture, the red lotus smiles in the wind, the lotus leaf field is like a frost jade cover, and there is a frog lying on the lotus leaf, lifelike, clear ripples, the whole painting is extremely vivid, I have to say, this guy's painting skills are really good, no wonder Su Shi is also close to him.

Yang Yi walked to the table, dipped his pen in ink, and after a little concentration, he used the pen to inscribe the poem, because the poem "Wild Goose Soldier Words", he has a good reputation in Beijing, Zhao Ji and others are also curious about what kind of poems he can write, so they moved up to see his inscription, and he was still thinking about it, if Yang Yi can really write a good poem, and then find other excuses to humiliate him.

Who knew that Zhao Ji just looked at the first line, and the tea in his mouth couldn't help but squirt out directly, and the others laughed out loud regardless of the image, why are you so funny, it turns out that the first poem under Yang Yi's title is:

What a big toad,

What kind of poem is this? No wonder everyone leaned forward and backwards with laughter, even the maid who shared the tea covered her mouth and snickered, Wang Shu didn't smile, her face showed an extremely disgusted look, and secretly hated Yang Yi for ruining a good painting of herself, and snorted coldly: "One straw bale!" ”

Yang Yi didn't care about them laughing or scolding, his pen was flying, and he quickly followed the next three sentences:

Jumping on the lotus leaf implies sand.

There are many splendid in the belly of the Tao,

When he opened his mouth, it was called quack.

After Yang Yi finished writing, he threw the pen and didn't even say goodbye, then turned around and left! When everyone in the courtyard woke up, there was no trace of Yang Yi for a long time, seven or eight people looked at each other, and finally looked at Wang Xu, I don't know who took the lead, and suddenly laughed continuously, and everyone laughed so much that tears flowed! Some even collapsed in their chairs.

Wang Shu himself was purple, trembling all over, and snorted coldly and said to Zhao Ji: "King Suining, Yang Yi, this madman may not be just pointing at me!" ”

After saying this, Wang Shu also brushed his sleeves away in style! Zhao Ji, who was still laughing behind him, suddenly changed his face.

The eldest princess of Kang Guo returned to the palace angrily, and went straight to Baowen Pavilion without changing her clothes, Zhao Xu was crouching on the desk to review the chapter, and raised her head when she heard the footsteps, and when she saw her sister's dress, she knew that she was messing around outside again, and was about to speak, but the eldest princess of Kang Guo preemptively said: "Sixth brother!" That Yang Yi is so annoying, you are not allowed to order him to be the champion, hum! I'm! ”

Zhao Xu was surprised when he heard this, he didn't know how Yang Yi got into trouble with his famous sister, he put down his pen and asked casually: "Fourth sister, tell me, how did Yang Yi provoke you, hehe, say it quickly, the sixth brother will call the shots for you!" ”

The eldest princess of Kang Guo had a tense face, she was wearing long pants, which made her legs look particularly slender, and she ran to Zhao Xu's side with two strokes, and put together the music on his table and said, "Sixth brother, people are serious, you are still laughing!" Hmph, anyway, you are not allowed to order him to be the champion, this guy is too arrogant! ”

Seeing his sister's puffing appearance, Zhao Xu was very happy in his heart, this sister was naughty and willful, but her nature was not bad, she was very likable, he pretended to be very well-behaved in front of the elders, and coaxed his mother and the Empress Dowager Xiang to laugh, but she turned her back and became a little witch, but she had a good relationship with Zhao Xu since she was a child, and Zhao Xu had never seen anyone who could make her angry like this.

"The imperial examination is a major event in the imperial court, how can it be equated with child's play, don't you give a reason......"

"Ouch, Sixth Brother! That guy he ....... him...... Hmph, anyway, you are not allowed to order him to be the champion! "How could the eldest princess of Kang Guo be willing to tell the details of the troubles, she couldn't say it, so she had to use the trick of entanglement and play a little laipi.

This made Zhao Xu even more curious, he deliberately turned his face straight, and said with a little anger: "Fourth sister, is Yang Yi bullying you!" Tell me quickly, how did he bully you, and the sixth brother immediately issued an order to punish him for a big crime! ”

"That guy is just too arrogant, but he wants to bully me? Bully...... Ouch, what are you talking about, sixth brother! What kind of bullying, being heard by others, my sister still wants to live, hum! ”

"Hahaha!"

"You're still laughing! You're still laughing! Don't laugh! People are angry! ”

"Hahaha, fourth sister, you went to the eleventh brother's mansion to mess around again, right? Look at your dress, why don't you change it quickly, wait for your mother to come and see it, you feel good! ”

"My mother is coming? Yes! Sixth brother, I'll go first, you don't want to be the champion......"

Seeing this unruly girl running away in fright, Zhao Xu couldn't help but laugh again!

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