Zhang Sanfeng!!

Xiao Fan immediately became messy in the wind...... Staring blankly at the old Taoist priest in front of him for a long time, Xiao Fan stretched out his hand, pointed at the old Taoist priest, and said, "You...... Is it Zhang Sanfeng? ”

The old Taoist priest straightened his waist, stroked his long beard, and said proudly: "Exactly!" Hiss-"

The red envelope on his forehead hurt so much that he bared his teeth.

"You...... Is it really Zhang Sanfeng? ”

"Exactly!"

"You are the Zhang Sanfeng commonly known as Zhang Xianren, Zhang Junbao, and Zhang Zhenren?"

The old Taoist priest's face became more and more proud, and he flicked his sleeves in a chic manner, and said with an unpredictable expression: "Exactly!" ”

Xiao Fan paused for a moment, and then looked up to the sky and smiled: "Hahahaha...... I don't believe it! ”

Old Taoist: "............"

Xiao Fan raised his eyebrows at him and said, "Prove to me that you are the real Zhang Sanfeng, otherwise I will sue you for climbing over the wall, breaking into private houses and trying to steal, and calling Jinyi Wei to list the world for you to be wanted." ”

The old Taoist priest was full of black lines: "...... How to prove it? ”

Xiao Fan thought for a while and said, "I'll come up with a few questions, first, who is your junior brother?" Don't hesitate, answer quickly! ”

"It's too empty!" The old Taoist priest said without hesitation.

Xiao Fan laughed: "Wrong! Your junior brother is my master! ”

The old Taoist priest was full of black lines: "............"

"The second question, to give you another chance, who is your junior brother?"

"Your master!"

Xiao Fan smiled again: "Wrong again!" You are a Taoist priest, and of course your junior brother is also a Taoist priest. ”

Smoke began to rise above the old Taoist priest's head: "............"

"The third question, I'll give you another chance, who is your junior brother?"

The old Taoist priest thought for a while, and said cautiously and prudently: "He is your master, and at the same time he is also a Taoist priest. ”

Xiao Fan let out a long sigh: "You're still wrong...... Your junior brother is too empty, I said, are you Zhang Sanfeng? It can't be a fake, right? ”

The old Taoist priest broke out: "Zhuangzian dares to tease the poor Taoist ......"

Before the fire was finished, Xiao Fan hurriedly raised his hand and shouted, "Slow!" Finally, I will give you another chance, if you can see the fame of my trick, I will believe that you are Zhang Sanfeng. ”

After speaking, Xiao Fan pointed at the old Taoist's waist and drank coldly: "Open!" ”

The white underwear worn by the old Taoist priest in his gray robe suddenly slipped down to his ankles, and on the side of the robe, he saw two old hairy thighs trembling...... The old Taoist priest couldn't get angry, and said in surprise: "What does the immortal mean by wishing? ”

Xiao Fan also exclaimed: "You actually know?" To put it this way...... Are you really Zhang Sanfeng? ”

The old Taoist priest lifted his pants and said angrily: "Of course the poor Taoist is Zhang Sanfeng!" Who are you? Could it be too vain and original to be invented by the immortals? ”

Xiao Fan's eyes suddenly became bright, and he looked at the old Taoist priest with a fanatical admiration, and then a tiger pounced, hugged him fiercely, and shouted excitedly: "Uncle Shi! You're going to kill me! ”

The old Taoist priest patted the top of Xiao Fan's head lovingly and said, "Hehe, good ......."

After slapping it twice, he felt that it was wrong, pushed Xiao Fan away, and asked in amazement, "Hey, who are you?" Who is your teacher? ”

"You are my uncle! Uncle Mitoyo! Xiao Fan's eyes were full of stars.

Zhang Sanfeng was taken aback: "Are you an apprentice who is too vain?" ”

"Exactly! Uncle Shi, I am your nephew! ”

Zhang Sanfeng fell into deep thought: "When did he give birth to such a big apprentice?" ”

Xiao Fan's head was full of black lines: "...... Master, apprentices are recognized, not born......"

Zhang Sanfeng sighed a little suddenly: "It turns out that the apprentice is a ...... recognized"

Xiao Fan's face was a little bitter, this legendary Sanfeng Immortal seemed to be ...... I have Alzheimer's disease.

Zhang Sanfeng was stunned for a while, and the big bag on his forehead made him grin again, so he suddenly thought about this stubble again, and roared angrily: "Which bastard was plotting against poverty just now?" ”

"Uncle Shi, didn't my nephew tell you just now? It's your junior brother who is too vain, the older your junior brother is, the more childlike he is, he still plays with slingshots in his hundred and thirty years, and when he lives for a few more years, maybe he will like to ride a wooden horse......"

is too empty, Xiao Fan took it for granted to blame him for this, and he didn't feel guilty at all, - the master was originally used to frame him.

Zhang Sanfeng was furious, and before he could roar, an angry voice came from the bamboo forest not far behind the two.

"Xiao Fan, you bastard and framed the poor Dao! When have I ever played with a slingshot? It's your ......."

Before the words fell, Zhang Sanfeng's eyes narrowed, and two shuddering rays of light shot out of his eyes, and the gray Dao robe was windless and automatic, puffing up like a ball full of gas, and only at this time could he see the demeanor of the grandmaster of the Sanfeng Immortal Generation.

Zhang Sanfeng slowly took a step forward, and said in a deep voice in the direction of the bamboo forest: "Too empty? ”

The voice sounded low, but it was like a heavy drum beating hard in his ears, making Xiao Fan's ears buzz.

Xiao Fan was shocked, and hurriedly took two steps back.

The two brothers reminisce, as juniors, it's better not to steal the camera, besides, the atmosphere of this old reminiscence doesn't seem to be very happy and harmonious, so it can't move forward.

The void in the bamboo forest seemed to be frightened by the fierce momentum emanating from Zhang Sanfeng's body, and the verdant bamboo forest rustled, as if even the bamboo was trembling in fright.

After being silent for a while, a person finally sneaked out on the edge of the bamboo forest, it was Taixu, I saw his old face pale, while walking slowly, while swinging all over, the two eyes were rolling around, looking very afraid of the weakness.

Finally approached, as if he had discovered a new continent, his frightened expression suddenly changed, and he became infinitely surprised and happy, and exclaimed loudly: "Ah! Brother! It turned out to be a senior brother! Brother...... Woo woo, you want to kill me......"

While talking, learning Xiao Fan's movements just now, a tiger pounced and stepped forward to hug Zhang Sanfeng.

Zhang Sanfeng stroked his beard with a fairy wind, his face was full of warm smiles, and said with a smile: "Hehe, senior brother Taixu, senior brother also wants to kill you......"

As soon as the words fell, I saw a sharp leg shadow flashing, and with a loud bang, the enthusiastic body that was too void rushed over was like a kite with a broken string, and the whole person flew out upside down, mixed with the screams of infinite pain of too void.

Xiao Fan stuck out his tongue when he saw it beside him, and then quickly covered his mouth, held his breath, and looked at Zhang Sanfeng with respect and awe, Xiao Fan looked extremely well-behaved at this moment.

Taixu was thrown back to the ground, and then his body got up quickly, and smiled at Zhang Sanfeng casually: "Senior brother's leg technique is getting more and more refined......

Zhang Sanfeng smiled and said: "Senior brother hasn't fallen behind in all these years, otherwise this kick will kick you to death." ”

Xiao Fan's cold sweat fell drop after drop: "............"

Squinting his eyes and glancing at Xiao Fan, Zhang Sanfeng said lightly: "This is your new apprentice?" ”

Tai Xuan smiled and said: "Yes, this son's bones are wonderful, and he is really a unique martial arts training material......

Zhang Sanfeng snorted: "Pull it down quickly, he is still 'bone essence'?" In addition to the extremely expensive life, I don't see any talent for martial arts training, you probably want to find a wronged boss to support you, right? ”

Xiao Fan: "............"

Too vain to laugh.

Zhang Sanfeng stared at Taixu with unkind eyes, and said: "Poor Dao traveled the world, from north to south, and found a very strange thing......

"What's the matter?" Too void eyelids twitched.

Zhang Sanfeng said with a somewhat cold expression: "...... Poor Dao found that the original Tai Chi boxing, which I have learned martial arts all my life, looks like a street and alley, and even a little doll who has just learned to walk will ......"

Taixu and Xiao Fan's master and apprentice suddenly sweated like rain...... Zhang Sanfeng smiled sympathetically, and said, "Senior Brother Taixu, why teach me?" ”

"It was a misunderstanding!" Taixu wiped the sweat on his head.

Zhang Sanfeng didn't raise his eyes, pointed at Xiao Fan with his oblique hand, and said, "You come on." ”

Xiao Fan didn't think about it, so he immediately betrayed Taixu: "Uncle Shi, you know, my master likes to eat hooves, and he likes to drink two sips when he has nothing to do, one day, he has no money to buy hooves and wine......"

Zhang Sanfeng raised his eyebrows: "So? ”

"So...... Your old man's original Tai Chi was sold by my master for one hundred taels of silver......"

Taixu gritted his teeth and glared at Xiao Fan: "Little bastard, haven't you eaten?" ”

Zhang Sanfeng looked up to the sky and smiled: "Hahahaha...... It's really my luck that my junior brother is so competitive! ”

Taixu listened to Zhang Sanfeng's laughter, and his whole body began to swing again, and his old face turned pale.

Zhang Sanfeng didn't look too empty, turned his head to look at Xiao Fan, and said, "Who ...... that?"

"Senior nephew, I am your senior nephew." Xiao Fan bowed respectfully.

"Well, yes, nephew, do you have a vacant room in your house?"

Xiao Fan suddenly became like a Han Jian who led the way for the imperial army, and he was very courteous, then stretched out his hand, and said with a somewhat flattering smile: "Uncle Shi, the wing room on the left side of the backyard is empty, you can use it." ”

Zhang Sanfeng stroked his beard and smiled: "So, there is a nephew." ”

Then Zhang Sanfeng grabbed Taixu's front placket, raised his leg and dragged him to the wing, and said in his mouth: "Come on, junior brother, I haven't seen you for many years, our senior brother reminisces about the old ......"

Taixu looked desperate, and obediently let Zhang Sanfeng drag him forward, looking like he was resigned to his fate.

Xiao Fan added behind the two of them very unfamiliarly: "Uncle Shi, do you need weapons?" I am willing to provide ...... for free."

Taixu was furious: "Little bastard, you wait for Dao Ye......"

The angry voice was quickly cut off, and the door to the wing room was slammed shut.

Then, there was a loud crackling sound in the room, mixed with the sound of too empty and mournful begging for mercy.

"Senior brother, spare your life...... Listen to me, it's a misunderstanding...... It's all Xiao Fan's little bastard......"

"Bang bang!"

"Ahh

Xiao Fan stood lonely outside the door, listening to the loud noises inside one after another, and his heart couldn't help but feel a little sad...... Sage Cloud: One thing descends to one thing, and the sage is cloud: a mountain is higher than a mountain...... No matter how the saint is, in short, Zhang Sanfeng is too empty.

Xiao Fan decided to have a good relationship with this legendary Zhang Zhenren in the future, looking at the situation in front of him, it is not easy for Zhang Zhenren to beat people up.

How can you get on good terms with him? Why don't you ask him to visit the kiln? Zhang Zhenren is over 150 years old, is his words okay...... Just as he was thinking about it, the door of the wing room slammed open, and Zhang Sanfeng walked out with a refreshed face, and stretched out very comfortably.

Taixu followed behind with a depressed expression, the gray robe was torn into thousands of strands, hanging on his body like a Hawaiian hula native, his hair was messy, his face was blue and purple, and his expression was very embarrassed.

Xiao Fan immediately praised obediently: "Shibo's miraculous skills are world-famous, invincible in the world, thousands of years, and dominate the ......rivers and lakes."

Taixu said angrily on the side: "Little bastard, you have never slapped my ass like this, criminal-"

Zhang Sanfeng smiled with a satisfied expression, then looked at Xiao Fan, his expression suddenly fell into confusion, he groaned for a long time, pointed at Xiao Fan and said suspiciously: "Who are you......

Xiao Fan sighed in his heart, yes, Zhang Zhenren's Alzheimer's disease has been committed again.

"Uncle Shi, I am your nephew......" Xiao Fan smiled flatteringly and courteously.

(To be continued)