Besides, this rotten Confucianism is the same as normal people, too serious, and conceited, in their opinion, all people in the world do not understand the rules and do not pay attention to credibility, so they are also despised by them.

Lu Su is a rotten Confucian, although he is stronger than Jiang Gan,

Now, Lu Su is going to read the contract in front of the two soldiers,

However, he was too kind-hearted, and he felt that this contract was written in ancient Chinese, "My Wu Bing brothers must not understand, and Jingzhou soldiers may not be able to understand it, their cultural level is not stronger than Wu Bing, well, even Xu Sheng, may not be able to understand it." ”

Lu Su thought of this for others, so he closed his open mouth, turned his face to look at Xu Sheng, and said to himself pitifully in his heart: "It's terrible to have no culture, Xu Sheng, he will fight and kill, I don't know a few big characters, what's the point of living a lifetime for such a person." ”

Lu Su took pity on the soldiers of his own family, and looked down at Liu Cong and Jingzhou soldiers under the city wall, and still thought for them: "Although Liu Cong is bullish, but he doesn't have much culture, this contract is written by me and Xu Shu, Liu Cong may not understand, alas, no way, who told me to meet so many illiterates, so let's talk to them in spoken language." ”

Thinking of this, Lu Su re-showed the contract in his hand to everyone a few times, and said, "This contract is written in ancient Chinese, and you can't understand it, so I'll tell you in spoken language." ”

In fact, when such words came out, they were not as attractive as Jiang Gan's, so when the soldiers heard it, they were silent, and no one even let out a fart.

Lu Su didn't feel embarrassed, and mistakenly thought that everyone had acquiesced, so he cleared his throat and began to speak.

Liu Cong listened to it under the city wall, and laughed in his heart: "Why did Dongwu produce so many cute poor and sour babies, it's really damn pitiful and cute." ”

Liu Cong smiled here and turned his face to look at the people around him, only to see Yuan Ying, Pang Zihui and Deng Bao they were all looking straight at themselves, Liu Cong burst out laughing, and whispered to them: "Don't be in a hurry to fight, and listen, see how he speaks, hehe, and then I'll distinguish it again, so that the two soldiers know the merits, well, this is called 'fighting outside the battlefield', this kind of fight is done well, sometimes it is better than the effect of several battles." ”

At this time, Lu Su's speech came, and he said: "Respected soldiers. ”

When Liu Cong heard this, he scolded: "Lu Su's rotten spirit is no less than Jiang Gan's. ”

Deng Bao Wang Sheng They didn't understand Liu Cong's words, so they didn't react, only Yuan Ying and Pang Zihui smiled slightly when they heard it,

I only heard Lu Su continue, "Liu Cong of Jingzhou, young and ignorant, raised troops for no reason, came to invade my territory of Eastern Wu,

My lord Wu Hou, benevolent, righteous and compassionate, regardless of the past suspicions, for the two great plans of Jingzhou in Eastern Wu, I was ordered to join me Lu Zijing, hold the letter of the country and do not avoid the front of the Jingzhou army, to discuss the reconciliation of the two families,

After several days of hard work, an agreement was finally reached and the contract was signed. ”

When Lu Su said this, he looked around, thinking about seeing everyone's reaction, only to see that the two soldiers were quietly listening, Lu Su thought that he was talking well, so he continued: "However, before the contract was signed, Liu Cong in Jingzhou Zhizhong put forward three non-cent requirements, the first is that he asked my lord to surrender immediately, after surrendering, all the islands below 1,000 square meters in the South China Sea, let him choose one to live in, live for the rest of his life, if he does not surrender, he will always chase and kill my lord to the ends of the earth." ”

When Lu Su said this, the officers and men of the three armies under the two unanimously said "oh yu",

Lu Su continued: "This non-point request made me very angry, so I sternly refused, because it refused, so Liu Cong became angry and put forward a non-point request, saying that 'if the first requirement cannot be met, it can also be handled according to the second requirement,'

The second requirement is that he wants my master to take a bus out of Dongwu ten beauties to come over to sleep and serve him for a banquet.

It stands to reason that it is not a problem to send her ten beauties, but he asked too much,

Everyone, do you know who the ten beauties he wants in Soochow are? ”

When these womanizers in the audience heard this, they cheered up and replied in unison: "I don't know, you can talk about it quickly." ”

Lu Su said: "These ten beauties are, the late Duchess Da Qiao, the current wife of the Governor of the Three Armies Xiao Qiao, and my lord Sun Quan's baby sister Sun Shangxiang,

The remaining seven are the lord's seven-room wife. ”

When Lu Su said this, he was very angry and said: "This big Qiao, Xiao Qiao and Sun Shangxiang are the national treasures of our Eastern Wu, all the soldiers, are you willing to give it to him." ”

When the Dongwu soldiers on the top of the city wall heard this, they rushed out with a hula and raised their fists and shouted: "If you don't give it to him, we can't bear it, it's better to leave it for us than to give it to our own people." ”

Lu Su continued: "He also wants the seven wives of our lord, everyone said, isn't he insulting my lord, and his wife is willing to be used by others." ”

The Jingzhou soldiers under the city wall burst into laughter, and the Wu soldiers above shouted angrily: "Yes, order him to hand over his wife." ”

Liu Cong rode on the back of the Snow King on the white horse, and when he heard Lu Su talk about this, he was so angry that he couldn't cry or laugh, so he muttered and scolded: "Damn, rotten Confucianism, I'm playing with your old wooden pimple, what's the point of your mother's shaking out." ”

When I scolded here, I saw that Yuan Ying and Pang Zihui were both blushing, pouting at themselves, but they didn't speak.

Liu Cong was a little annoyed, he couldn't laugh at Lu Su, and scolded secretly: "Elm pimple, wait a while, wait for me to light a fire and burn you into charcoal." ”

Liu Cong cursed here, only to hear Lu Su still rambling and saying: "For the sake of the great cause of Jingzhou Dongwu Qianqiu, I, Lu Su, refuted this insulting non-dividing request, and reprimanded Liu Cong bitterly.

In the end, an agreement was reached, we selected ten beauties in Wuchang City to give him to sleep with, and he withdrew from the army.

Just as we chose the beauties in the city in accordance with the contract to send them to his Chinese army tent, I don't know if he used it or not, so he made a trick to send Jingzhou soldiers to pretend to be our army, under the pretext of not being satisfied with the beauties, send the beauties back, earn the south gate of Wuchang City, kill the soldiers guarding the door, thousands of troops and horses rushed up, occupied most of our Wuchang City, everyone evaluated, who broke the trust in the world. ”

When Liu Cong heard this, he didn't dare to laugh anymore, for fear that he would burst his stomach by laughing.

Liu Cong originally wanted to refute a few words, using the reason that Eastern Wu did not abide by diplomatic laws and regulations, nominally sent envoys to negotiate, and secretly sent assassins to assassinate him, to explain that he sent troops to hunt down the assassin Lü Meng.

I put Lü Meng back before because I didn't know that Lü Meng was an assassin at that time.

Thinking about it again, it's just to occupy Wuchang and what to entangle with these elm pimples,

Thinking of this, Liu Cong immediately decided: "Lie to him for a while, and when they are confused, kill them out of Wuchang City." ”099