There are no tigers in the mountains, and the monkeys are kings. Now, in a hall of the Southern City Fort in Shamao Mountain, Li Daocheng and Li Changjie sat down on the main seat, ready to receive Zu Qiche, Zhou Fang and some of the subordinates they had brought, including light bulbs and tails.

They think so, it doesn't matter if the little golden diamond is not there, we will call our reception staff over now, first make a noise, and then feed the lure, and then, you people from Ryukyu Island will take us around Ryukyu, is there any problem with this?

The guests came in. As soon as Zu Qiche and Zhou Fang entered the hall, they immediately understood that this was the other party's dismount for themselves. Is it difficult? No! At the beginning of the preparation for this rose wedding, Wang Mumu drafted the precautions and training outline for the reception staff of the rose wedding. There are clear explanations of what may happen and what to do. Zu Dongche thought, no matter what country you are, no matter how high or low your original position is, you represent your country, I represent my country, this is international exchange, this is not in your home, you are in the court, so, get off the horse? Hehe, look, are you giving it to me? Or shall I give it to you?

The ancestral bullet train is now standing in the center of the hall, and it exits directly? Too rude; Sit down? It is detrimental to national dignity. Therefore, Zu Motor Car arched his hands and said: "Guests from afar, Zu Motor Car and Thursday Fang, the reception staff of this Rose Wedding, welcome the guests on behalf of the wedding organizer, and today we are here to discuss with the guests the schedule of the guests during the wedding." Now, however, looking at the layout and seating of this hall, it is clear that the guests have other important matters to hold an internal meeting of their own. Then, we will go to the gate of the Southern City Fort Community to wait, but during the wedding, there are many programs, delay time, occupy a place unfavorably, and miss the excitement, don't blame the two of us! Okay, hold on, goodbye! ”

Li Daocheng and Li Changjie were stunned, it was the first time that these two high-ranking civil and military officials of the Jiaozhi country had encountered such an international problem, and they wanted to deter and lure each other in their own limited small world in the other country, but the other party could not enter the soil and water, what should they do? Reprimanding the other party for being rude, right? The other party is not his own subordinate, so he can't be reprimanded! Grab the other party and beat him up, right? What should I do after the fight? It's probably our turn to be beaten! Bow your head and admit your mistake right away, right? As soon as I arrived on the island, I was served, how to carry out the reconnaissance work behind? Besides, the two of us are under one person, above 10,000 dignitaries, the man and woman in front of us are at most a senior white-collar worker, let's bow our heads? It's a shame! Oops, what to do? Can you compromise a bit? Well——, didn't this man and woman just now give us the steps to fall? Yes, just follow their words, saying that we are now having an internal meeting, and our position is not aimed at you, okay, yes, we are smart enough, and we turn the corner quickly!

Li Daocheng is not a national teacher, he reacted quickly enough, and immediately smiled at the back of Zu Dongche and Zhou Fang, two of you go slowly, we have a little matter here, it will be fine immediately, please wait at the gate of the community. Hey, bulb and tail, you two get me right in! I have something for you!

Zu Qiche and Zhou Fang thought that the two maids of the bulb and the tail were Jiaozhi people, and we didn't seem to be able to help them, so they gave the two of them an encouraging look and walked out confidently.

The bulb and the tail thought, what kind of thing is vomiting, you can't bully the Song people, so you come to bully the two of us, the two of us look like a girl, is this interesting? However, people, one is a national teacher and the other is a general, can we offend? Listen! Tell us to get in! Alas! Under the eaves of the people, I had to bow my head, rolling was not happy, and climbing was inevitable, so the light bulb and tail lay on the ground on all fours, with the buttocks facing the sky, bowed my head and waist, and staggered in from the entrance of the hall.

Li Daocheng is an insider, he knows that the two maids who were assigned to Concubine Song Hu Erke by the Jiaozhi Palace are actually two prostitutes, and now in order to win the goal of the little golden diamond, they have gone on a mission, for the sake of safety, the Empress Dowager Li has put a men's chastity belt on these two people. Therefore, Li Daocheng is studying the two buttocks of the two prostitutes who crawled towards him, because it is hot now and they are wearing less clothes, if these two people are wearing chastity belts, and now their buttocks are upturned, they can faintly see the annular outline of their waists. However, Li Daocheng looked horizontally and vertically, but he couldn't see any unevenness and smoothness in the buttocks of the two. Li Daocheng thought about it, shouldn't it, could it be that this Hu Erke is lonely and unbearable, and he steals from himself, so he takes advantage of the convenience of us delegating power and her key in her hand to steal the forbidden fruit? Then, isn't she worried that if she gets pregnant, she won't be slaughtered by Princess Golden Diamond, who was angry and embarrassed after the truth was revealed? Li Daocheng was puzzled, thoughtful, his mouth leaked, and he muttered to himself: "Oh, these two butts, so smooth, what's going on here?" ……”

When Li Changjie on the side heard this, his old face turned red. You are a dignified national teacher, in broad daylight, not doing business, studying the butts of the two maids, admiring the smoothness of the buttocks, but also using your imagination, from the surface to the inside, want to know what's going on inside, do you still want to explore and discover? Think about it, after all, this is a public occasion, and the two maids were given by the royal family to the new champion, your national teacher's experience is too unreliable, so the state affairs are important, so hurry up and interrupt: "National teacher, you have something to ask, let's go out quickly, the Song guide is still waiting at the gate of the community, why are you studying the butts of the two little girls now?" ”

Li Daocheng glared at Li Changjie, and thought, a martial artist, a foolish worm, is the material that makes the force not hearty, do you think I am distracted? Hehe, two sissy men, will my teacher still be tempted? I underestimate people. Therefore, he ignored Li Changjie, looked at the light bulb and tail, and said, "Tell me, how is the relationship between Princess Jinzuan and Zhuang Yuanlang recently?" ”

Light bulb: "Everywhere you go." ”

Tail: "Inseparable." ”

Li Daocheng: "Do the two have a dispute? Unhappy? ”

Light bulb: "Flirting is love." ”

Tail: "Laughter and resentment linger." ”

Li Daocheng: "What are the two of you usually doing?" ”

Light bulb: "Learn, learn, learn again." ”

Tail: "Game, game, game." ”

Lee Do-sung: "Did the two of you master the secrets of Harvard University?" ”

Light bulb: "The wisdom of the wise is not known to the fools, and the little maid is stupid and cannot understand the technical terms in Chinese." ”

Tail: "How can the upper one go the same way as the lower, the little maid is lowly and can't enter the party tea party on the core floor." ”

Li Daocheng: "Then you can always see what they are usually playing?" What do they like? ”

Light bulb: "People are divided into groups, they have their playmates, we can only watch from afar, pay attention to our position." ”

Tail: "Like gathers, they have their dolls, we can only stay stupid to prevent accidental offside." ”

Li Daocheng: "Then tell me, this time Princess Jinzuan and Zhuang Yuanlang said that they went to North Vietnam to find relatives, is it credible?" ”

Light bulb: "If you have already adopted and believed their claims, why should you ask us?" ”

Tail: "If you don't believe what they say, then, will you still believe us?" ”

Li Daocheng: "Then tell me, what have you gained from being here for more than a year?" ”

Bulb: "I have no problem speaking and writing in Chinese now, and if the two adults want to translate materials, the small one can be used, but they also need to strengthen professional training." ”

Tail: "I am now familiar with the geography and streets and rivers of the Ryukyus, and I can lead the way where the two adults are going, but I can't enter the military stronghold." ”

Li Daocheng: "Then tell me, for more than a year, you have been living in locks?" Or do you live without constraints? What am I talking about, you know, don't be sloppy, answer quickly! ”

Light bulb: "We are what the leader wants us to be." ”

Tail: "We are living as the leader hopes." ”

Li Daocheng: "Then tell me, have you had any wrong thoughts about the master in the more than a year you have been here?" Non-part requirements? ”

Light bulb: "No, because we don't know what kind of idea we should have?" ”

Tail: "No, because we don't know what kind of request we can make?" ”

Li Daocheng: "Oh, I remember, can Princess Jinzuan fly in the sky like a little bee now?" And the champion? ”

Light bulb: "Well——, yes, so can Princess Goldendiamond." ”

Tail: "Yes——, yes, so will the new champion." ”

Li Daocheng: "Then, can you two do it?" ”

The bulb and the tail said in unison: "No." ”

Lee Do-sung: "Why? ”

The bulb and the tail thought, these two Jiaozhi adults, bully people, and send jobs randomly, and don't give bonuses, hum, there is a good reward, and there is a bad reward, get some medicine for you to eat! Therefore, the light bulb said: "The night before they go to heaven, they must drink a big bowl of flying soup before going to bed, otherwise, they will not be able to go to heaven." The two of us are not good enough to enjoy. So, there is no one, and there is no two. ”

Tail added: "If you don't drink soup, even if you go to heaven, you won't end well, you will have diarrhea, you will have leg cramps, and you will not live long." I heard that this is the essence of soaring in the daytime and becoming an immortal and becoming a Buddha. After drinking this soup, even if you don't go to the sky, you can still strengthen your body and prolong your life. ”

Li Daocheng: "Then do you know the recipe of this decoction?" ”

Light bulb: "I don't know, because the princess brought this soup directly from Harvard, but if you want, I can leave a bowl for the adults to bring when the soup is boiled." ”

Li Changjie: "Send two bowls over!" ”

The bulb and the tail said in unison: "Yes, yes!" ”

Li Changjie: "I have a question, since you can help us steal some soup to drink, why don't you steal some soup yourself?" ”

Light bulb: "Report to your lord, can you steal the soup, can you steal it in the sky?" Since I can't go to heaven even if I drink soup, why should I steal my mouth for something that has no results? In addition, because the soup has a peculiar smell, if it is not blown by the sky, the bad breath will be annoying, and it will also expose myself. I am a professional spy officer, I am very dedicated, and I will resolutely not do anything that violates the 800 principles of underground work. ”

Tail: "Besides, my lord, would you like a subordinate who can steal food?" Or do you like a subordinate who steals food but says he hasn't said it? Or do you like the subordinates who don't steal food but are worried that they won't believe it if they say they didn't steal it, which will affect the work? Or would you like to steal food but say that you didn't steal it, so you do everything possible to prove that you didn't steal it? And then you'll love ......."

Li Daocheng: "Okay, okay, why are you so broken?" Are you men at all? Or a woman? Okay, now, let me ask you, are you standing or squatting with urine? ”

Light bulb: "My lord, may I ask, is there anyone in this world who poops standing up?" ”

Tail: "As for peeing, we've always been meticulous and fuss-free; Even, in order to fart, he will take off his pants. Yes, we ourselves know that we are a little redundant in everything, that is, the two of us, for others, the whole person is superfluous; For themselves, local parts are redundant. ”

Li Daocheng: "Okay, okay, don't talk nonsense, I'm a little dizzy by you." Today, for the time being, that's all for now, I always feel that you two have become cunning. So, now, take off your pants and let me see. Well? Flushed? Embarrassed in front of so many people? Then, in the evening, come to my room, and I'll check you well! Research ......"

Li Changjie on the side was quite angry, people were ready to secretly steal the fairy soup to make up for you, why don't you know how to use people? Where are the women not? Why are you staring at the two of them, don't, if they are angry, they won't help you steal the fairy soup. Just wanted to say a few words, Li Daocheng spoke very authoritarianly again: "Everyone stand up and go out to visit Ryukyu Island with the Song guide!" ”

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A group of people, hundreds, descended the Shamao Mountain. The tail secretly pulled the sleeve of the light bulb and said, "Sister, what kind of flying soup?" What nonsense are you talking about? ”

The light bulb slapped the hand of the tail pulling at his sleeve and said, "Brother, stupid! Couldn't we invent it ourselves without Flying Soup? ”

Tail asked the light bulb: "Brother, how did you invent this?" ”

Light bulb: "Sister, the prince of Mumu can make an artifact that flies into the sky, but my brother doesn't have that great ability, so my brother will make a small secret weapon to drill into the water!" ”

Tail: "Brother, you've learned to dive now?" ”

Light bulb: "Sister, why do I need to devote myself wholeheartedly, I only need to send a very small part of my subordinates and divisions to create another Song mystery that will puzzle future generations!" ”

Tail: "Brother, you have too much firewood, do you want to add more diesel fuel to you?" If you have more power, you can also give your little sister a hand? ”

The bulb glared at the tail: "Sister, do you want me to carry this?" You can't be self-reliant, huh? Don't you have boogers? Don't have earwax? You can't rub sweat mud and dirt on your body? You must know that the gray-black strips that are rubbed out of the body are a mixture of dust and the skin's metabolic keratin solids. It's the famous 'millennium paste', I let them dive, and I add some sour vinegar soy sauce and Ryukyu-specific wasabi, hehe, enough for these two adults to drink a pot. ”

Tail: "Oh——! Brother Bulb, it turns out that your subordinates and branches are the dirt on your body*! You're going to boil them into flying soup, huh? Brother, you don't lose being a sister and a brother, waste utilization, make the best use of things, smart! Hehe, yes, who told them to humiliate us again and again? ”

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The Feitian soup invented by the bulb and the tail is urine yellow, and contains solid oranges, Li Daocheng and Li Changjie, two Jiaozhi dignitaries, have enjoyed it for more than a week in a row, and then stopped for some reason, why? The text has its own explanation.

Later, the sneaky light bulb and tail were discovered by little Helen, and after finding out the truth, she happily ran to the eldest princess to report the good news, saying that her two subordinates had also invented a soft kill weapon.

Later, Wang Mumu knew the truth and was inspired, so he developed an authentic Feitian soup. Wang Mumu thought, the high place is not cold, and the wind and clouds are even more urgent. Therefore, flying in the sky, which seems to be beautiful, is actually very cold. It is intended to dispel cold and dampness, so it is mainly ginger and brown sugar, and then mixed with some jujubes, wolfberry, ginseng, lotus leaves, atractylodes, poria cocos, barley, kapok, grass roots, etc., and has developed a drink that must be drunk before the heavenly personnel go to heaven.