A great man once said: Doing work should be like "playing the piano"......

So, little Helen said, she was going to play the piano on the sea.

After the luncheon, the Chinese and foreign guests came to the mouth of the Tamsui River, strolling on the slope embankment of Guanhai Avenue, all with a feeling of anxiety, to see how much magic a little queen can show, how to play the ship on the sea as a piano.

After the newlyweds ran before and after, they handed out 36 cards to each of the 200 Chinese and foreign guests. Each card has a unique number, starting from A, B, C, D, ...... x, y, z to 0, 1, 2, 3...... 7, 8, 9, a total of 36. The number 36 corresponds to 36 small wooden boats in the sea 1,000 meters to the west, and these 36 small wooden boats, in six rows and six columns, spaced 100 meters apart, are arranged in a square. And on each boat there is a large flag with a mark on it, which is A, B, C, D...... 7、8、9。 Xiao Hairui and Xiao Chani explained to the 200 guests in multiple languages, saying: "Distinguished guests, please look at the 36 cards in your hands. Each of these cards is the life and death of those small wooden boats, and the judge who judges the life and death of these small wooden boats are you, the 200 Chinese and foreign guests. The edge of each card is regularly tied with a row of round holes, you see, the upper row of holes, from left to right, a total of five holes, the first hole under the word 'burn', if any dignitary wants the card corresponding to the small wooden boat to be burned in the future, then please put a tick under the word 'burn', if you don't want the corresponding boat to burn, then you don't tick the box, just leave it empty. Okay, now, look at the second hole, which has the word 'explosion' underneath, the third hole, which has the word 'self-sinking', the fourth hole, which has the word 'Feitian', and the fifth hole, which has the word 'peace' underneath. Okay, there are five holes in total, and as mentioned before, each of you can decide whether to burn down the boat in the sea a thousand meters away, depending on your personal preference. Blew? Sunk? Fly to the sky? Or is it safe and sound? Do you tick or blank the hole as you wish, understand? Also, there is a row of holes under this card, a total of 36 holes, do you see that the name is coming? Yes, smart, is what is the number of this card, the corresponding number in this row of 36 holes is a 'U' hole, and the rest of the holes, is still 'O' hole, this row of holes we call the ship name recognition hole......"

Giramani grabbed Xiao Shanni, kissed or not, from her hometown, and asked, "Hey, little golden cat, tell me, what do these cards and holes mean?" How do you play? ”

Xiao Shanni said: "Stay for a while, the Queen of Siam will come to dispose of the 36 small boats on the sea, and there are five forms of disposal: burned, blown up, and sunk. The queen and the people, which ship will fly into the sky, which ship will sink itself, etc., are all up to you. Of course, you have 200 people, and opinions may not be unanimous, and the queen is ready to listen to the opinions of the majority. But how does the queen know which opinion is the opinion of the majority? It's up to you to get the cards in your hands. For the statistical screening of the cards in your hands, we have our set. Stay for a while, you can take a closer look, this is definitely a very good management skill to ensure the security of the country and the people, if you can draw inferences, you will benefit a lot......"

A group of Chinese and foreign guests suspiciously ticked the card, Xiao Xiangni recovered, 200 people, 36 cards per person, a total of 7,200 cards. Sihaiwu came on the field and cut the corresponding "o" into "u" for the hole that had been ticked on each card, that is, cut the hole through the round hole on the side of the card. Four Seabirds and other six people, it took a quarter of an hour to process the data, and a group of Chinese and foreign guests were all around to watch the excitement, but they couldn't see the slightest doorway.

Seeing that the preparations had stopped, little Channy asked little Helen and asked, Queen, can you begin?

Little Helen nodded.

Xiao Channi stacked the 7,200 cards and turned over, with the original bottom side facing up. Then, she took a thin steel rod 80 centimeters long, put it through the first hole of the ship's name recognition hole, shook it again, and came three times, and picked out all the cards about the "A" ship out of the 7,200 cards. So, by analogy, after repeating many times, the 7,200 cards are divided into 36 piles according to the ship number, and theoretically, each pile can have cards from 200 guests. Okay, the first round of screening is over, it's time to start the second round of screening. Xiao Channi took the first pile of cards, the top side up, a row of five holes, respectively with a thin steel rod perforated selection, five actions, then divided the pile of cards into five piles, that is, 200 guests voted for the five ways of disposing of the "A" ship, counted, 80 people advocated burning; 70 advocated blowing up; 10 advocated sinking; 35 advocated flying; 5 people advocated inaction.

The votes of the remaining 35 ships were also counted in the same way, and then summarized horizontally, the minority obeyed the majority, and the final conclusion was: 7 ships were burned, 13 ships were blown up, 5 ships were sunk, 10 ships were flying, and 5 ships were informed. Xiao Shanni also listed the numbers of the boats for each disposal method for everyone to consult, compare and supervise.

Okay, now that the opinions of the guests have been statistically summarized, it's time to implement the disposal.

Little Helen danced in a ghostly manner to the sea, and danced a solo dance. As a ritual, she did not wear a mask, animal skin, or a shield, but just like Guanyin Bodhisattva, she held a net bottle in her left hand and a willow branch in her right hand, and made a sound of "Wu Fu" in her mouth. After dancing a few times, he put down the net bottle and willow branches. Little Helen took out five pieces of apricot rune paper, and wrote on them burned, blown up, sunk, flying, and nothing, and wrote on each piece of paper the number of the elephant ship that should have been burned; The same applies to the numbers of the rest of the ships that were blown up, sunk, flying and uneventful. When she had finished writing, little Helen prayed, and then she grabbed it into the air, and out of thin air a little red snake appeared in the palm of little Helen's hand, and the snake was still twisting and turning, and spit red letters.

Little Helen put the little red snake on the rune paper with the "burn" immortal order, and wrapped the snake with this rune paper, put it aside, and set it aside. Little Helen grabbed it into the air again, and a small snake appeared in her hand, but it was yellow, and little Helen wrapped the snake with the "explosive" rune paper and set it aside. Then, Little Helen caught a little green snake, a little white snake, and a little black snake one after another, and wrapped the snake with the remaining three pieces of paper and set it aside.

Little Helen turned to the 200 Chinese and foreign guests, and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, now, according to your intentions, this queen will target the wooden ship in the sea, show her divine power, and dispose of them one by one. Now, according to the previous statistics, the king burned seven ships. This king has done a trick to the little red snake that performs the burning mission, it will dive into the sea, and one by one will be n, and go separately to carry out the same task, to burn the seven ships numbered A, G, S, D, H, 1, 0, after the mission, these little snakes will show up, of course, at that time, they are no longer small snakes, but sea snakes. Okay, now, please see, these little snakes are disobedient, the king's mana can't reach home, please wait and see what the 200 guests are! Please also pay special attention to the seven ship numbers just mentioned. ”

As little Helen spoke, she threw the little red snake wrapped in the seven ship numbers A, G, S, D, H, 1, and 0 into the sea. Then he put his hands together and said something in his mouth.

After a while, there was a ship in the square ship formation on the sea that began to smoke, and if you clicked a little, wouldn't the first column in the first row be A? Isn't the first column of the second row a g? Isn't the first column of the fourth row the s? Isn't the fourth column of the first row d? Isn't the second column in the second row h? Isn't the fourth column of the fifth row 1? Isn't the third column of the fifth row 0? Haha, one by one, exactly the same, the nine selected ships were smoking and on fire, and the other 29 boats were silent. After the fire had reached its peak, in the distance, the delegates of the whole world saw that beside the side of each wooden boat, several large black snakes scurried a few times, emerged from the sea, twisted and fluttered on the surface of the sea, and disappeared into the sea......

Little Helen looked at the still burning seven boats and said, "Everyone, have you seen clearly?" That's right! This little ship on the sea is indeed being burned according to the will of most of you, right? Okay, let's hurry up, tonight the university auditorium will play the wonderful cartoon "Three Foreign Monks", which is very interesting, and you will definitely regret it if you don't watch it. So, I'm going to have to hurry up here. The next blow is an explosion, I'm going to blow up 13 boats, and these 13 ships are m, n, w, x...... 9。 Okay, the same, I let the little yellow snake I prepared just now go to the sea wrapped in a rune paper with the ship numbers of the 13 boats that should be blown up, you see, the little yellow snake entered the sea, it led the fairy order to blow up the ship, I recited a few more soul amulsions, urging the little snake, fast as order, urgent as law! ”

As he spoke, little Helen put her hands together as before, pretending to be a fool, and there were words in her mouth, and after a while, the M. ship, which bore the brunt of the attack, accompanied by "Boom! With a loud bang, the sea water flew, the waves splashed everywhere, and in the firelight, the M ship was shattered and scattered. In the process, several big snake heads and big snake bodies flashed a few times.

Before the audience could comment on this, they saw little Helen wave her hand, "Boom! "It's another ring! The second-ranked ship N also broke and disappeared......

Little Helen's hand was still waving, "Boom! Rumble! Rumble! The explosion is still ringing! Eleven rings in a row, a total of thirteen rings! Look at the sea, it is indeed those selected ships that have been bombed, and the guests no longer dare to despise little Helen!

Little Helen's practice continues, and now it's the turn to sink the ship, like just now, no one has passed, and the empty ship that no one has to sink on its own, and the guests really can't find any explanation except for believing that this little queen does have magic and spells.

According to the results of the previous investigation, 5 ships will be sunk this time. Like the previous practice, with the wave of little Helen's hand, the corresponding wooden boat on the sea staggered and sank, and the audience was speechless, you know, it was a wooden queen, like the ship burned in front and the ship that was blown up, even if the wooden boat was burned and blown up, there were always some planks and accessories that would float on the sea, and the five wooden boats in front of them, how could they sink silently?

The previous problems have not been solved, the previous surprise has not subsided, and a new and bigger problem and greater shock have come, which is to ask for 10 ships to fly into the sky. A group of guests who participated in the voting originally thought that the so-called flying sky was nothing more than calling for existing airships or monsters to come and lift the small wooden boat and fly away, or fly around in a circle, this is Feitian. But now, look at the blue sky, thousands of miles of clear sky, there are no flying machines soaring, so, the question is, these small wooden boats have no wings, how can they fly into the sky?

Everyone looked at little Helen, and saw that little Helen was dancing again, chanting words again, clasping her hands together, and waving again.

Today, there are 10 wooden boats that are willing to fly according to the wishes of 200 people. Everyone looked at the corresponding wooden boat from afar according to the public ship number, and with the wave of little Helen's hand, the first small wooden boat that hit the sky was going to fly, very strange, on the four sides of the ship, the sea water that was close to the strings of the ship, seemed to begin to boil, and the boiling became more and more powerful, more and more powerful, so powerful that the hull of the ship has been held up and lifted by the boiling, vaporized, rising fog and water curtain! First one meter from the sea, then two meters, then three, five meters, eight meters, more than ten meters! ……

When the wooden boat rose to more than ten meters, there was a mushroom cloud of nearly ten square meters rising on the sea surface of the corresponding lifting of the wooden boat, supporting the wooden boat, which was quite weird......

The first wooden boat was lifted, and with the second wave of little Helen, the second wooden boat also began to float, and it also began to start, rise, and levitate a little bit, seven or eight meters, more than ten meters! ……

At the same time, the remaining eight selected ships that should fly in the sky also started their own flying after little Helen waved her hand one by one! ……

The 200 voting guests, all the spectators who were curious about the seaside, were puzzled by the fact that the sea would boil, vaporize, and lift wooden boats for no reason. If you want to say that this little Helen is so funny, I really can't find a single bit of evidence. Little Helen was so far from 36 boats; The fate of those 36 ships is all decided by us, how can she know the thoughts of 200 of us? Everyone, now for this little Helen, it is no longer simply that they just think that she has some magic, but they are convinced that this little queen is really not an ordinary person, and it is natural to be a queen. Let's all don't mess with her, don't be careless, she will burn and blow up......

Now, the members of the square formation on the sea, burning, frying, sinking, and flying, and the last five wooden boats that were selected during the vote were not moving......

In a corner of the beach, the long-lost little Meini, Geng Haoshan, Xiao Shanni, and Xiao Daini excitedly gathered together to bite their ears, and the four of them were commenting on the little princess who was designed and planned by the four of them today, and the little princess played by Little Helen was magical, and the strong beams of Siam Wangwei Town. Today's pretending to be a ghost is yesterday after Xiao Helen said that she was going to fight for people in the ring today, and the four golden cats went to fight for Wang Mumu, saying, we haven't been in one place for a long time, and we have contracted this project for four of us, playing with four hands, and being four pianists at sea.

The four golden cats first asked people to drag 36 boats to the sea 1,000 meters from the coast and anchor to locate them. Then the processing was carried out uniformly, and *, bombs, self-drilling bits, and chemicals were placed inside the ship. Each boat has a corresponding control wire that leads to a sheltered hut on the shore.

When the newlyweds, Hairui and Channy, counted the votes of 200 Chinese and foreign guests, Helen Jr. pretended to be a ghost and danced with her hands, in fact, using Morse to inform the operators in the hidden hut which boats should be burned and which should be blown up, and so on. When the operator in the shelter received the command of little Helen to start with a wave of his hand, he turned the corresponding knob* and was ignited by an electric spark, and the selected ship was burned. In the process of burning the ship, the bombs on the ship will sink into the sea at the bottom of the earlier burned ship, so that the wooden ships that are burning in the fire will only smolder, and there will be no violent explosions.

When the wooden ship was about to be blown up, the people in the hidden hut turned the corresponding explosion knob, and an explosion occurred in the distance on the designated ship as scheduled. As for the accompanying fire during the explosion, it is normal, so, the explosion model, there is no option to exclude*.

When it was time to sink the ship, the people in the hidden hut sent electricity to one of the ship's vertical drills, which worked and began to drill holes in the bottom of the ship. The bottom of the ship has a double layer of wooden planks, and the sandwich has concentrated sulfuric acid wrapped in polyvinyl chloride. The drill bit broke through the polyvinyl chloride, the concentrated sulfuric acid overflowed, and the strong oxidant quickly reduced the strength of the plank, and the iron vertical drill fell into the seabed through the hole. The vertical drill and the keel of the ship are bolted with iron chains, so when the vertical drill sinks, it drags the keel of the ship and sinks the ship together.

When it comes to flying wooden boats, it's more complicated. The first step is to separate the wooden boat from the iron anchor, which is designed by the four golden cats, they made the horizontal dowel of the iron chain in the top section of the iron anchor so that it can move left and right under electromagnetic control, so that they can control whether the iron chain is connected to the hull or separated.

When the wooden ship to fly is separated from the iron anchor, the people in the shelter will control a valve on the wooden boat and rotate it 90 degrees, turning it from a blocked state to an unobstructed state. As a result, the cryogenic liquid nitrogen from a small liquid nitrogen storage tank on the ship flows from the tank to the annular pipe.

What's going on with this ring-shaped pipe? It turned out that in order to show the effect of flying into the sky, the four golden cats surrounded a PVC pipe on the outside of the wooden boat, below the waterline, and drilled a small hole every 10 centimeters on this pipe. When the cryogenic liquid nitrogen from the liquid nitrogen storage tank reaches these small holes unimpeded, it flows through the small holes into the sea. Now the sea temperature in August is 278 degrees, and the low-temperature liquid nitrogen will quickly vaporize when it encounters this temperature......

After the wooden boat flew more than ten meters, a large burden left on the sea surface when the wooden boat flew up also began a chemical reaction. In this big bag, there are three chemicals: hydrogen peroxide, potassium iodide, and soap. When these three items are mixed in a certain proportion and come into contact with each other, a large mushroom cloud will be generated......

As for those deceitful little red snakes and the rune paper wrapped around them, they are deliberately misleading, making people feel that these little snakes are really the heralds of Little Helen's otherworld. The big black snake that I saw when I burned and blew up the wooden boat was in the bilge of the wooden boat, tied with some bamboo tubes, and put some calcium gluconate in the tube, and the calcium gluconate would react into a column-shaped dark strip when it met an open flame, shaped like a snake, and the reaction power made its reaction process look like a snake gliding on the sea surface from a distance, and its clear dissolution was like diving in the waves......