Chapter 40 No matter how high your martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives
Mengzhou, cross slope, the bottom of a large tree.
The moon is dark and the wind is high and the night kills.
It is said that after Wu Da and Wu Song were thrown into the cellar, the two young men in the inn sharpened their knives and prepared to slaughter cattle and sheep.
After a while, two more officials were thrown down from the upper guest room, and the two young men went to help carry them.
At this moment, Wu Song opened his eyes slightly, spit out the blade hidden at the bottom of his tongue in advance, as thin as a cicada's wings, turned sideways slightly, stretched out two fingers and gently clamped the palm hidden behind him, closed his eyes again and pretended to be unconscious.
Not long after, Sun Erniang and Zhang Qing also jumped down.
Zhang Qing has been wandering the rivers and lakes for many years, and he is cautious, so he came to check on Wu Song's situation, and then breathed a sigh of relief, nodded and said, "It should be no problem." ”
Sun Erniang trembled at the majestic peak on her chest, glanced at him, and said angrily: "The combination of sweat medicine and ** incense is extremely effective, and it usually takes two hours to wake up, even if they are prepared, what are you afraid of?" Are you still not a man? ”
Zhang Qing was not annoyed, and said with a lewd smile: "Am I a man, haven't you just tasted it?" ”
The two shopkeepers laughed, Sun Erniang hugged her arms, squeezed the two soft flesh on her chest to the point that they were all deformed, and the waves were turbulent, and then licked her seductive red lips, threw a wink, and teased: "The old lady is not full yet!" ”
The corners of Wu Da's mouth twitched, and he almost showed his stuffing.
Yes, Wu Da, like Wu Song, was not stunned at all.
Wu Song has walked the rivers and lakes for many years, although he sneers at these side doors, but he will not underestimate them, and Ximen Qing was mixed in the streets back then, and he is an expert in these ninth-rate things, he prepared a large amount of antidote in advance according to the instructions of Wu Da, and soon after Wu Da and Wu Song entered the guest room, they had already quietly taken it, before Wu Da pretended to be drunk in the guest room and fell to the ground in a coma, all of which were just acting with Sun Erniang.
This can't blame Sun Erniang for being careless, after all, she has never missed before, and today she saw that Wu Song was not good at stubble, and she deliberately used Meng sweat medicine and ** incense to add the amount, the purpose is to completely take down the two.
The two shopkeepers brought two buckets of cold water and poured them on the two of them, and Wu Da was shocked, pretending to have just woken up, and asked in a daze, "Where am I?" ”
Wu Song was stunned and said angrily: "Huh! The thief is shameless, what kind of indiscriminate means did he use to murder a certain family!? ”
For a tough guy like Wu Song, the two couples directly chose to ignore it, and asked Wu Da: "Little thief, let me ask you, where is your home?" Are parents officials? ”
Wu Da replied to the question, with a touch of horror on his face, and asked anxiously, "Huh? Is it a store? Why are you tying me up? Could it be that your family has a black shop!? Oops, isn't it a store where you really want to make human meat buns!? ”
"Hey, hey......!"
Zhang Qingwei laughed twice and threatened: "Your grandfather opened a black shop, specializing in killing a little white face like you!" ”
In the past few months since Wu Da crossed here, this body has indeed grown a lot taller and whiter, but it is definitely not a little white face anyway, but Zhang Qing has a horse face, and he is too ugly to black, so he has to mercilessly ridicule all the men who have come into contact with Sun Erniang.
Wuda panicked and didn't dare to answer.
Sun Erniang glanced at Zhang Qing, Zhang Qing was a little stupid, she walked in front of Wu Da, leaned forward slightly, pinched Wu Da's little face with a smile, and said in a snort: "Little brother, be obedient, come, tell me, who are you?" Why do you want to dress up? With such a master guard by your side, your background must be either rich or noble. Let's talk about it, if you can make the slave family tempted, maybe...... Well? ”
From the angle of Wu Da, I could just see the faint snow white on Sun Erniang's chest, the waves were turbulent, Wu Da coveted it, stared at her chest in a daze and said, "Boss, you are so beautiful." ”
Unexpectedly, Sun Erniang immediately put away her body after hearing this, her face was frosty and murderous.
Zhang Qing also sneered, looking at Wuda's eyes as if he was looking at a dead person.
Sun Erniang instructed: "Don't ask again, even if this kid is not the son of an official eunuch, he is definitely not a good thing, with a pig face, he must have harmed the women of good families, kill it!" ”
After that, Sun Erniang turned around and left.
"Gotta come!"
The two shopkeepers held freshly sharpened knives with fierce eyes.
At this moment, Wuda suddenly moved.
He used the blade hidden in his hand in advance to slightly cut the rope that tied his wrist, and with a shock, he violently broke free of the rope, like a tiger out of a hole, jumped out, grabbed Sun Erniang's snow-white neck with one hand, took advantage of the momentum to bounce up again, swept out with one leg, and directly kicked the two shopkeepers out.
The shopkeeper was not able to support it, and he was directly knocked out.
All of this is said very slowly, but in fact it is only a moment when the white horse passes through the gap.
Zhang Qing was furious, reached out and punched, and went straight to Wu Song's door.
However, Wu Song turned around, bounced up from behind Sun Erniang again, and shook Zhang Qing back with one punch.
At this moment, a willow leaf double knife suddenly appeared between Sun Erniang's hands, and he slashed at Wu Song's neck with a swing of the knife.
Wu Song was startled, and he was not in a hurry, withdrew, retreated, turned over, and just happened to meet Zhang Qing who was attacking again.
How could Zhang Qing's kung fu be compared with Wu Song, he just made a false move, and suddenly his short body avoided Wu Song, and at the same time, Sun Erniang had already put away the double knives, and a ** dart suddenly appeared in his hand, like a heavenly maiden scattering flowers, and shot out.
The martial arts of the couple are generally low, but this round of attacks is perfectly coordinated, and Wu Song is unarmed, so he can only choose to avoid the edge for the time being.
Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang finally reconciled, standing together, Sun Erniang kept taking out the ** dart from the bag and dancing, pressing step by step, Zhang Qing guarded his side, ready to give Wu Song a fatal blow at any time.
Wu Songyou grabbed a rolling pin on the table, danced impermeable, and at the same time stepped a few steps under his feet, and finally used the stunt "Yuhuan Step" again, and approached Sun Erniang in three or two steps.
The couple were shocked, Zhang Qing was about to jump up and entangle Wu Song, but Wu Da, who had already tiptoed and sneaked over, held a wooden stool high with both hands, and smashed it directly on Zhang Qing's head.
Zhang Qing was dizzy for a while, Sun Erniang was in a state of confusion, Wu Song took the opportunity to use a rolling pin to directly pick up her bag and handbag, and at the same time grabbed her neck again with one hand.
The situation has officially completed the reversal, although Wuda has played a role that is not glorious, but it has played a decisive role, although there are some indiscriminate, but the people Wuda is still proud!
As the old saying goes, no matter how high your martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives, and the ancients did not deceive me!
We don't even bother to use kitchen knives, just one stool and it's done!
Proper post-modern street style!
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