Chapter Ninety-Four: The Gentleman's Revenge
Xiao Fan is a gentleman, no matter what others think, anyway, he himself has always thought so.
The value of a gentleman is that when others come to smash the field, he is also kind enough to help you show you the way, and provide weapons by the way.
It is really rare to see such a gentleman with such a large amount of leniency. At least the entire Jinyi Wei Zhenfu Division can't find a second one with such a measure.
Of course, the most critical reason for the matter is: Mr. Huang is not looking for him, since it has nothing to do with him, it is very easy to be a gentleman with good intentions to guide the way, it is convenient for others and himself.
Xiao Fan thought a little simply, it's a pity that a gentleman is not so easy to be.
After Huang Zicheng thanked him, he walked out, and finally recovered the IQ of his loyal minister after just two steps, so he turned his head suddenly, looked at Xiao Fan and shouted angrily: "Destroy the thief!" You are not a good thing, now the old man will reason with you first, and then find Li Jinglong! ”
Xiao Fan was stunned for a moment, and said, "Mr. wants to find me?" ”
"That's right! The old man came to you today, hum! I was almost fooled by you just now. Huang Zicheng's face was full of anger.
Xiao Fan was suddenly overjoyed, and asked Huang Zicheng to sit down with a very courteous attitude, and then served Huang Zicheng tea, taking advantage of Huang Zicheng's angry drinking water, Xiao Fan returned to his bookcase and sat down, then cocked Erlang's legs, looked at Huang Zicheng and asked, "Mr. Huang surrendered?" ”
"Poof-" Huang Zicheng squirted out a sip of tea.
didn't bother to wipe the water stains at the corners of his mouth, Huang Zicheng jumped violently and said: "The old man surrendered? Fart! The old man is innocent as a man and an official, what crime has he committed? Why turn yourself in? ”
Xiao Fan suddenly realized, and then whispered mysteriously: "Mr. Huang is here to tell the truth?" Who is it that is being lifted? ”
"You...... Fart! The old man is an upright man, he never does that despicable thing, and he tells a fart secret! ”
Huang Zicheng was angry with Xiao Fan, and said foul words without hesitation.
"And what are you doing here?"
"The old man is looking for you Jinyi Wei to theorize!"
Xiao Fan immediately lost interest, pointed lazily to the door with a lazy face, and said: "Go out and turn left, pass through the second hall, the first room on the left, Lord Li Jinglong is working there, he is so idle now, he is secretly admiring the Spring Palace map, Mr. can go to him to talk about life, talk about ideals, thank you." ”
"Xiao Fan! You don't give this set to the old man! When he was in Chunfang, the old man saw that you were not a good thing, but he didn't expect you to show your true colors so soon. You have no evidence and no evidence to ask someone to take them to prison, and if you say kill them, Xiao Fan, you are really my Ming sinner! The old man is now asking for the innocence of those ministers who died in vain! ”
Xiao Fan's face sank slightly when he heard this, his long sword eyebrows raised upward, and he looked coldly at Huang Zicheng, who was scolding.
Being pointed at his nose and scolded him so loudly, this is the first time in his life, looking at Huang Zicheng's face distorted by anger, Xiao Fan's heart was full of anger, and he couldn't wait to punch him and beat him all over the ground to find his teeth.
But reason told him that he couldn't do this, Huang Zicheng is Zhu Yunwen's teacher, don't look at the face of the monk to see the face of the Buddha, and Xiao Fan himself has read a few books in Chunfang, and Huang Zicheng also has the status of teacher and student.
Taking a deep breath, Xiao Fan tried his best to suppress the evil fire in his heart, and muttered to himself: "Readers are stupid, readers are stupid......"
After repeating it a few times, his mood suddenly calmed down. The true spirit is like a monk reciting Amitabha.
Raised his eyes and looked at Huang Zicheng again, well, he really looked like a fool.
Okay, I know all the same thing, what do I have to do with a fool? Endure!
While Huang Zicheng scolded Xiao Fan, he attracted dozens of brocade guards in the yamen,—— such a big movement, the deaf could hear it, how could there be no onlookers?
When everyone saw that their immediate boss was being scolded by someone pointing at their noses, they immediately became angry and angry.
In this world, only Jinyiwei bullies others, the world is so frightened when they see us that they take a detour, once upon a time Jinyiwei was so faceless, a bad old man actually dared to run to Jinyiwei's yamen to scold our top boss? It's just looking for death!
The blood stains on the knives of the dozens of prisoners who were beheaded in the vegetable market yesterday have not dried, and there is another one who will die today, really when our Jinyi Wei eats dry rice? was scolded to the door, if you don't arrest this bad old man and put him in prison and let him taste one hundred and twenty punishments, how can Jinyiwei still have face to mix outside in the future?
The two brocade-clothed hundred households separated from the crowd, rolled up their sleeves and waited for the fierce to come forward to take people.
At this time, I heard an impatient voice coming from outside the door.
"Get out of the way! Get out of here, what are you doing here? Are you all idle? Go, get a few more confessions from the prisoner for Lao Tzu, and if you dare not confess, you will be greeted to death! ”
While speaking, Li Jinglong wore a flying fish suit embroidered with gold thread on the cuffs, and walked into the house separately from the crowd of onlookers.
In the room, Xiao Fan sat behind the bookcase, his head resting on the back of the chair, looking like he was smiling, and an old man in a fourth-grade official robe in front of the bookcase looked angry, his face was flushed, and his angry eyes were staring at Xiao Fan.
Li Jinglong was stunned as soon as he came in, and then said with a smile: "Yo, Xiao Tongzhi is really lively here, what's going on?" Mr. Huang is a rare guest, and he never ...... Hey? Mr. Huang, what's wrong with you? Why do you look like a teacher asking for sin? Lord Xiao offended you and you are old? ”
Huang Zicheng snorted heavily, turned his face and ignored him.
Xiao Fan still looked like he was smiling but not smiling, and he didn't say a word.
Li Jinglong scratched his head, his curious eyes turned around the two of them, and finally slapped his thigh fiercely and shouted, "I understand!" ”
Then Li Jinglong looked at Xiao Fan evilly, and said with a lewd smile: "Could it be that Brother Xiao untied Mr. and Mrs. Huang's belly pocket?" Brother Xiao ...... You've got a lot of taste! ”
Xiao Fan's smile stiffened, he didn't catch his breath, and he was lying on the bookcase and coughing.
Huang Zicheng was originally full of anger, but after hearing Li Jinglong's words, his whole body suddenly exploded, his body trembled like a fallen leaf in the wind, his old face turned purple, and he roared loudly: "It's too much to deceive people!" The old man fought with you! ”
As he spoke, he swung his old fist and punched Li Jinglong.
Li Jinglong was smiling obscenely and proudly, and he was beaten up for a while, and he screamed miserably, and staggered back a few steps.
Li Jinglong was also angry, he was originally a gentleman's son, and after his meritorious service, he also had the identity of Zhu Yuanzhang's nephew and grandson's relative, he was lawless in Beijing, and he had never spoken with a door, and others didn't dare to worry about anything with him, how could he have suffered such a big humiliation?
Li Jinglong covered the beaten side of his face, his expression was already extremely cold, his eyes were fierce, he took a few steps back and stared at Huang Zicheng coldly, and said gloomily: "Huang Zicheng, I respect you as the teacher of His Royal Highness Taisun, so call you sir, you really kicked your nose in the face?" Dare to come to Jinyiwei to beat the commander, Huang Zicheng, I think you are tired of life, Lao Tzu will give you a ride! Come on, take it down for Lao Tzu! Sent to the edict to loosen Mr. Huang's muscles! ”
Huang Zicheng laughed awe-inspiringly: "Haha, you rat destroyers, the old man didn't plan to get out alive when he entered this door today!" Li Jinglong, Xiao Fan, you two turtle bastards who framed loyal ministers, wait! God will clean you up! ”
Li Jinglong's face became more and more murderous, and he shouted a little angrily: "Take it!" Take! Sent to prison and plucked out his tongue first! ”
The lieutenants of the brocade clothes responded suddenly, and just as they were about to step forward to get someone, Xiao Fan hurriedly stood up, raised his hand and stopped: "Wait!" Wait! Don't do it! ”
Li Jinglong stared at Xiao Fan with an angry face, and said angrily: "Lord Xiao, are you still pleading for him?" This old guy scolded you just now. ”
Xiao Fan shook his head and said, "Lord Li, the lower official is not interceding for him, he really has a last resort, and please look at the thin face of the lower official today, and temporarily let Mr. Huang go......"
Huang Zicheng said angrily: "Phew! The old man doesn't need you to fake your kindness, loyalty is loyalty, annihilation is annihilation, loyalty and annihilation are not mutually exclusive, the old man would rather die than be helped by you, so as not to stain the innocence of the old man's life! ”
Li Jinglong sneered: "Lord Xiao, Mr. Huang doesn't accept your affection, your hot face can stick to your cold ass, do you still want to intercede for him?" ”
Xiao Fan frowned secretly, Li Jinglong's yin and yang weird tone made him very uncomfortable, this guy seems to be really born to be beaten, and he has to find a way to fix him one day.
Stretching out his hand to pull Li Jinglong aside, Xiao Fan lowered his voice and said, "Lord Li, it's not that the lower official is interceding for Mr. Huang, the lower official is doing this all for you......"
Li Jinglong said: "For me? ”
"My lord must also know who this Mr. Huang is, in the eyes of today's son, Mr. Huang is the important minister that the Son of Heaven will leave to His Royal Highness the grandson in the future, and he is the minister who assists the grandson, and the grandson will ascend the throne in the future, Mr. Huang can be the emperor, the grandson and Mr. Huang have always gotten along harmoniously, like father and son, if you kill Mr. Huang today, the grandson will hold a grudge against you, he said that the grandson ascended to the treasure, do you think you have a good son? Besides, when today's son also attaches great importance to Mr. Huang, you killed him without asking for it, I'm afraid that the Son of Heaven will condemn you, although the lord attacked the prince, but no matter how big the prince is, it is not as big as the emperor's authority, if you make Your Majesty unhappy, let alone the prince, even if you are the prince, Your Majesty will stroke you when he says to stroke you, my lord, the lower officials are all from the bottom of their hearts, and I hope that the adults will consider it! ”
When Li Jinglong heard this, his face was suddenly frightened, and a layer of cold sweat broke out all over his body.
It's dangerous! I almost made a big mistake, if I really killed Huang Zicheng, I will definitely dislike Your Majesty and your grandson, Your Majesty is not happy, is he Li Jinglong still happy? Whoever dares to make His Majesty unhappy for a while will have to be unhappy for a lifetime, and if he doesn't do it, he may not have a lifetime at all, and he will be clicked by His Majesty on the spot...... Li Jinglong wiped the sweat from his forehead, couldn't help but grab Xiao Fan's hand, and said with a grateful face: "Brother Xiao, thank you for reminding me!" Otherwise, I'd be really in the middle of it, thank you, thank you! Brother Xiao is simply the noble person of my life! ”
Xiao Fan said very sincerely: "Your Excellency is polite, your lord is not only the boss of the lower official, but also the official as a brother, and it is natural for the lower official to share the worries of the adult......
- Today, I once again verified the accurate surname in the history books, and Li Jinglong, this guy is really an out-and-out humanoid straw bale...... Of course Li Jinglong doesn't think so, he only thinks that he is a very lucky person now, because he knows Xiao Fan.
With a disdainful expression, Huang Zicheng pouted, and Li Jinglong said in a low voice: "This old guy can't be caught, and he can't be killed, what should we do with him?" ”
Xiao Fan smiled, looked at Huang Zicheng who was full of anger, and deliberately amplified his voice and said: "Zi said: People don't know and are not embarrassed, aren't they also gentlemen?" Mr. Huang has a little misunderstanding of our Jinyiwei, that is only temporary, I believe that in time, Mr. Huang will definitely look at us differently, my lord, are you right? ”
Li Jinglong nodded very cooperatively and said: "Yes, our Jinyiwei is a reasonable yamen, and we will never plant people for no reason, let alone kill innocents indiscriminately." From the commander to the Tongzhi, to the cook, all of them are fucking gentlemen......"
Li Jinglong sang the praises of Jinyiwei again, and praised Jinyiwei to the sky, and he became a living Bodhisattva of ten thousand Buddhas.
Huang Zicheng heard Li Jinglong's shameless boasting, and he was suddenly so angry that he trembled, and he was ready to refute Li Jinglong fiercely as soon as he lifted his white eyebrows, Xiao Fan saw the opportunity quickly, and while Huang Zicheng had not opened his mouth, he hurriedly said to the Jinyi lieutenants who were gathered at the door: "Jinyiwei is busy with official business, let's not leave Mr. Huang here as a guest, you send Mr. Huang out of the yamen, go quickly!" ”
Li Jinglong hurriedly echoed: "Yes, yes, yes, we are very busy, and we don't have time to greet this old ...... Ahem, old gentleman, send it away, send it away, quickly! ”
The captains in brocade clothes reacted immediately, so a group of people rushed forward as if they were charged, grabbed Huang Zicheng, and then dragged them out of the door very rudely.
Huang Zicheng was pulled by the captains and staggered, and he still shouted: "Li Jinglong, Xiao Fan!" You two thieves who have brought disaster to the country and the people, the old man will impeach you to His Majesty, you indiscriminately kill loyal ministers, abuse power and disrupt government, you are also a thief for the country! Old man ......"
The voice faded away as the lieutenants tugged at it, until it was gone.
Li Jinglong stared at the gate with a hateful expression, spat on the ground suddenly, and said viciously: "This old guy, if it weren't for His Majesty and the grandson, Lao Tzu would have to find a crime to clean him up, dare to come to the Jinyi Wei Yamen to make trouble, and be able to go out with embarrassment, since the founding of the Ming Dynasty, he is the first." Our Jinyiwei has lost a lot of face, what a fucking bag! ”
Xiao Fan forced a smile on his face, showing that he was broad-minded, but Huang Zicheng's scolding words were so ugly that his lungs were about to explode...... If you continue like this, sooner or later, you'll get internal injuries.
Li Jinglong turned his head, and when he saw that Xiao Fan was still laughing, he couldn't help but admire from the bottom of his heart: "Brother Xiao is really generous, you won't be angry when the old guy scolds you like this......"
Xiao Fan held back his anger and forced a smile: "Where, no resentment, of course, spit on yourself, others insult me and scold me, let him go, it's ......"
Li Jinglong looked at him strangely, and said suspiciously: "Brother Xiao smiled very reluctantly...... You don't really untie that old lady's belly pocket, do you? So you don't get angry when the old guy scolds you like that,—— Brother Xiao, it is said that the old guy's yellow-faced wife is almost fifty years old, you can really do this, it's just a wonderful flower in my Ming Dynasty......"
Xiao Fan gritted his teeth and restrained his strong urge to beat Li Jinglong's obscene face into a rotten watermelon,—— if killing people was not illegal, how good would it be...... casually found an excuse to break away from Li Jinglong, Xiao Fan walked out of the second hall, and inadvertently raised his head, and as far as his eyes could see, Xiao Fan's expression suddenly became inexplicably surprised.
Cao Yi stood by the pillar of the cloister outside the second hall, wearing a brand-new flying fish suit, wearing an embroidered spring knife at his waist, and was smiling at him with a rough face.
Xiao Fan stepped forward happily and said with a smile: "Brother Cao, you are finally here." ”
Cao Yi smiled with some emotion, the young man in front of him wearing the official robe of the flying fish, smiled so brightly, full of spirit, the slightly childish face at the beginning, now it has gradually matured, faintly with a bit of official authority that is not angry and self-assured, people can't help but be in awe, is this still the businessman's son-in-law who sent people under the fence?
I have long known that he is not a thing in the pool, but I didn't expect his officialdom to be promoted so quickly, a young man who is just twenty years old, is fortunate to be given the birth of Tongjin Shi by the order of today's son, and is awarded to study in the East Palace, and now it is even more icing on the cake, and he has become a five-grade brocade and Wei Tongzhi, and he really has a great grasp of great power, such an official fortune, such a skill, who can reach the court's civil and military officials? He is only twenty years old, his life has just begun, and he is already in such a high position, so what will be his future achievements?
After settling down, Cao Yi solemnly clenched his fists and bowed and said: "Cao Yi, a subordinate Jinyi Guard, see Lord Xiao." ”
Xiao Fan hurriedly helped him up and blamed: "Brother Cao, are you singing?" Do you and I need to do this? ”
Cao Yi smiled and said: "This time, that time, I used to be an official, you were a citizen, now you are my superior, I am your subordinate, and the number of etiquette that should be done must be enough." ”
Xiao Fan said with a smile: "I asked the emperor to transfer you to Jinyiwei, but I didn't want you to salute, I pulled you over without saying hello, you shouldn't blame me, right?" ”
Cao Yi laughed: "My lord promoted me to an official, it's too late for me to thank you, I don't want to do it for a long time, I don't want to do it for a long time, I talk all day long, I speak in a tone and tone, I am too aggrieved, as soon as I received the order of Jinyiwei, I threw the big seal of the county and rushed over non-stop." ”
Xiao Fan looked at Cao Yi laughing heartily, and he laughed too. There is no need for any hypocrisy between friends, and it is very common for anyone to be promoted.
Smiling and smiling, Xiao Fan's eyes rolled a few times, and then gradually, his smile changed its taste, with a bit of evil energy, which looked particularly frightening.
Cao Yi's smile froze, knowing that this guy must be gurgling in his stomach again, who should be unlucky this time?
After Xiao Fan's eyes rolled a few times, he made up his mind in his heart, and a plan gradually took shape in his heart.
Affectionately hooked Cao Yi's shoulder, Xiao Fan's smile deepened, and he said in a very gentle tone: "Brother Cao came just in time, I have a plan that is not very kind, and I am worried that I can't find someone I trust to help me do it......"
Cao Yi sighed and said: "Say it, look at how crazy you laugh, your ideas must have nothing to do with kindness......"
"Hehe, Brother Cao is always so unusual, I appreciate it...... Brother Cao, did you see the old man who was thrown out of the door by the captain of the brocade coat just now? The ...... in the four-rank official uniform"
"See, that old guy dared to scold at the door of our Jinyi Guard, Lao Tzu was angry just now, and took advantage of the chaos to kick him twice......"
Xiao Fan couldn't help but be in awe, this Cao Yi had just changed from Jiangpu Zhixian to a thousand households in brocade clothes, and he entered the role so quickly, which was really dedicated.
"Brother Cao kicked well! Here's what my plan is......"
…………………… After listening to Xiao Fan's plan, Cao Yi's face turned a little blue, and he glanced at Xiao Fan strangely, his eyes were very ...... Not appreciation, anyway.
"Why don't you kill him?" Cao Yi, who has been on the battlefield for a long time, actually showed a little pity on his face.
"I'm a gentleman, how can I kill someone?" Xiao Fan smiled politely, like a real gentleman.
Cao Yi shook his head and left, he really couldn't figure it out, the whole person was so bad, he was embarrassed to call himself a gentleman...... Xiao Fan stood at the door of the yamen, holding his hands and smiling slightly.
Gentleman...... It is a very peculiar term, it has a variety of definitions, now Xiao Fan feels that he is still a gentleman, but the definition has changed, the ancients said: small amount is not a gentleman, no poison is not a husband, and Yun: A gentleman takes revenge, ten years is not too late...... Xiao Fan is a gentleman among gentlemen, and if he has a vengeance, he will take revenge on the same day, and he will never stay overnight.
At night, three watches.
It is located in the Huangzicheng Mansion in the west of Jingshi City.
At this time, it was late at night, everything was quiet, everyone fell asleep, and several Huangfu family members who were on patrol at night in the house yawned, dragged knives and sticks sleepily, and patrolled around perfunctorily, and after coping with the errand, they went back to the changing room and continued to fall asleep.
Outside the Yellow Mansion, less than fifty zhang away from the inner courtyard wall of the Yellow Mansion, is a secluded street, at the corner of the street, more than a dozen people wearing night clothes, with their faces covered, are methodically modifying two water hook carts used in firefighting, the faucet spout in the middle of the car has long been removed, replaced by two large spoon-shaped things installed with iron reeds, in the patchwork of these people, a meal, two stone throwers converted from water hooks were magically made.
Everyone carefully placed two large bags of oiled paper with a strong stench on the big spoons, and then retreated a few steps away together.
Despite covering their faces, everyone couldn't help but cover their noses, and a black shadow came to the side of a person who looked like the leader, and said angrily: "Lord Cao, this ...... Is this okay? It's not enough to kill people, Lord Xiao might as well kill him with a knife......"
Lord Cao covered his nose and couldn't help but take a few steps back, frowning and said, "Lord Xiao said that a gentleman will take revenge and not kill people......"
"So that's what the gentleman does?" The subordinates didn't understand.
"Less nonsense! You are usually the most trustworthy person of Lord Xiao, today this matter was personally ordered by Lord Xiao, and you have done a good job, everyone's future in the future is not small, everyone uses snacks, and also, after the matter is done, your own mouth is tighter! ”
"Don't worry, my lord, my subordinates will definitely rot this matter in their stomachs."
Lord Cao nodded at everyone, then waved his hand violently, and said coldly in a low voice: "Release!" ”
"Boom!"
With a slight turning sound, the two large spoons on the stone-throwing machine crossed a semicircle in the night, and two large scheming oil-paper bags flew into the Yellow Mansion with a whistling sound.
"Put it again!"
"Boom!"
These people were very well prepared, and bags of oiled paper flew into the Huangfu in an endless stream. I could only hear a muffled sound of "poof" in the Yellow Mansion, and then there was a scream like a pig in the Yellow Mansion: "Which bastard is so pickled!" Come on! Oh no, someone threw feces into our house...... Poof-oops! ”
The screamer was unlucky and apparently hit.
Immediately after that, the candles in the houses and courtyards of the Yellow Mansion were lit, and the sound of hurried footsteps ran in all directions, and from time to time there was a scream of being hit by feces, and then gongs were struck everywhere in the mansion, and the piercing sound resounded in the night of the Beijing Division.
"Bastard! Bastard! Which bastard did it? The old man swears not to be with you...... Poof! ”
"Sir, sir! Come on, take the old man into the room to hide......"
"Phew! I don't care about you! The old man doesn't hide, the young man only dares to hurt people with secret arrows, come to someone, go to the Tianfu to report to the official, and immediately go to check everywhere outside the house, there must be someone hiding outside the house to do what he is doing......"
"Master, your face is full of feces, hurry up and wash it!"
"Fuck off! The old man doesn't wash! The old man went to the Golden Palace to sue the emperor in this way...... Poof! Huang Zicheng seems to have been tricked again.
…………………… Outside the Huang Mansion, the family members ran quickly towards the place where Cao Yi and the others had made a bad move.
Cao Yi glanced at his subordinates, and everyone drew out their swords, slashed and chopped randomly, dismantling the two stone throwers, and then whistled, the wind was tight, and everyone ran towards the south of the capital city in unison.
Inside the Huang Mansion.
"Master, master, I have already found those bastards, they fled to the south of the city, and the family guards in our house have divided into two ways to chase down."
"Sir, sir! The two of us chased to Wuyi Lane in the south of the city, and when we arrived at the door of a big house at the end of the alley, we suddenly disappeared. ”
"What? Lost? You all eat dry rice? Bastard stuff! Who owns that big house? ”
"Master, the house ...... It is the annex of King Yan of Beiping. ”
"King Yan? King Yan! It turned out to be King Yan! Ahh
"King Yan, what is the old man's grudge against you? How dare you bully the old man like this! The old man vows not to rest with you! ”
The roar of rage echoed in the night sky of Kyoshi......
(To be continued)