Chapter Fifty-Six: It's Getting Lewd
In the barracks, the poison doctor has just been served by a few maids, after freshening up, he stretched comfortably, ready to go to bed, people are old, they like to sleep early, since Guan Xu cured the stubborn disease, the people in the entire barracks, respect for him, it can be said that it is not inferior to General Guan Xuguan,
This is a miracle doctor, think about what is most lacking in the border pass, in fact, it is not water, but a doctor who can really save lives, such a character, if he is pleased, when he is seriously injured, he can save his life, so the attitude of the entire military camp towards the poison doctor is definitely comparable to His Majesty the Emperor,
"Shout, the poisonous old man has been mixing well lately."
Just when the poison doctor was just about to blow out the lamp to sleep, a joke came from outside, the poison doctor was happy, he naturally heard Chu Xiaofeng's voice, hurriedly got up to greet him, and said with a smile: "I don't know when the master came to the army, when are you going to teach the disciple a few gambling skills, I haven't gambled for a few days, and I am an apprentice." ”
"Haha"
Chu Xiaofeng's heart warmed when he heard this, this was the poison doctor telling himself that no matter what, he and himself were on the side, Chu Xiaofeng laughed, and then said: "Come today, I have something to discuss with you." ”
"Let me give you a facelift."
The poison doctor seemed to see Chu Xiaofeng's thoughts at a glance, not to mention anything else, Chu Xiaofeng's honor was very unpopular on the territory of the Guan family, not to mention anything else, if Guan Xu knew that Chu Xiaofeng was in the barracks, he would definitely kill him desperately, and be ashamed of his daughter,
"Hey, hey, you're clever, that's what the kid thinks."
Chu Xiaofeng was slightly stunned, although he knew that this poisonous old man had an extraordinary background, he was still startled, what kind of identity was this girl, so mysterious, as if everything was under his control,
The poison doctor smiled slightly, and did not explain much, but turned around and took out a small bottle, handed it to Chu Xiaofeng, and said with a wicked smile: "Actually, I have prepared it for you a long time ago, apply this bottle of medicine to your face, sleep, and your appearance will change tomorrow morning, but remember, don't get close to women, otherwise, you will immediately reveal your original form." ”
"Well, thank you very much."
Chu Xiaofeng was speechless for a while, don't get close to women, could it be that in the past few days, he has seen himself provoking beauties everywhere, and he is jealous, he is really disrespectful to the old man to make such a move, we are serious men, can we not want women, really, Chu Xiaofeng put away the vial, his face turned pale, and he said in a low voice: "Brother Yuwen is missing." ”
"What, with that kid's ability, it's not like that, how can he be missing."
The poison doctor frowned, he was relieved of Yu Wenlang's martial arts, how could it be that he had an accident this time, could it be that the years were not good, and he was destined to bury his bones in the yellow sand,
Seeing that the poison doctor frowned and thought about it alone, Chu Xiaofeng was speechless for a while, and said lightly: "Brother Yuwen's ability is naturally not said, but in case he loses his way or encounters danger, it will be a little bad, and I will decide to go to him in person tomorrow." The poison doctor nodded slightly, and said softly: "The Golden Scaled Horse and your halberd are kept at the barracks granary, and you can go and get them tomorrow." ”
"It's okay, after all, the golden scale horse runs faster, I hope that Brother Yuwen will turn evil into good fortune, and Jiren will have his own natural appearance."
Chu Xiaofeng responded to the poison doctor, then got up and said goodbye and went out, after all, it was late, and he would have to look for Yu Wenlang tomorrow, and he would have a good night's rest, as soon as he walked out of the camp, Chu Xiaofeng was stunned, and saw Guan Xiaoxuan slowly walking towards this side with a team of people,
It turned out that after Guan Xiaoxuan returned to the barracks, he washed up, and was ready to visit his father, so that he could feel at ease, but coincidentally met Chu Xiaofeng, who had just come out of the poison doctor's tent, Chu Xiaofeng hurriedly lowered his head, and was about to turn around and walk back to the camp tent to avoid the limelight, and when Guan Xiaoxuan and the others left, he went back to his camp tent.
"Sister Guan, look, isn't that a benefactor."
Before Chu Xiaofeng could turn around, he heard a cheerful voice say, when he landed, Chu Xiaofeng was stunned on the spot, his body stiffened, he was extremely dissatisfied with Yang Yiguo in his heart, why is your old vision so good, if you don't speak, no one is you, he just wanted to rush into the poison doctor's tent to hide regardless of it, but he heard a cold voice coming from behind: "Stop." ”
Now Chu Xiaofeng didn't dare to go anymore, Yang Yiguo saw that Chu Xiaofeng seemed to be able to avoid himself, the boss in his heart was unhappy, and he almost broke the sky with a small mouth, she walked in front of Chu Xiaofeng in a few steps, looked at it carefully, and said sullenly: "Benefactor, why do you seem to be deliberately avoiding me." ”
"Hehe, isn't this the Yang gang leader, where am I hiding from you, I didn't see you just now."
Chu Xiaofeng snorted, if it weren't for the darkness, he could lower his head again, Yang Yiguo really couldn't shout out, when she saw Chu Xiaofeng for the first time, Chu Xiaofeng's face was dark, like a black charcoal, but now he is clear and handsome, a young man, naturally can make this girl who is in the period of ignorance scream,
It's just that if that's the case, Chu Xiaofeng dares to guarantee that he will die very miserably, thinking of this, he turned his body slightly to the side, and his head was lowered, so as not to let Guan Xiaoxuan find anything,
"Did you just come back from reporting from my brother?"
Guan Xiaoxuan also walked over slowly, although his tone was cold, but with a trace of concern, Chu Xiaofeng slandered in his heart, if you want to care about others, be gentle, so cold, even if it is a good word, it will freeze in his ears, he hurriedly bowed his head and saluted: "Miss Hui, exactly." ”
Since Guan Xiaoxuan recognizes that she is her eldest brother's guard, she is his eldest brother's guard, anyway, she wants to stay here, this identity seems to be not bad,
"Lift your head."
Guan Xiaoxuan suddenly frowned and said, as soon as she came, she saw that this guy had kept his head down, and seemed to respect his own meaning very much, but in fact, he didn't want to let him see his face at all, no wonder he was very familiar with this product, who was he, he must find out tonight,
"This dissatisfied young lady, the little one is ugly, and she is afraid of scaring the eldest lady."
Chu Xiaofeng was shocked in his heart, and said secretly: If Lao Tzu raises his head, he can really scare you, but the next moment, you will pull out a knife and cut people, I guess I won't see the sun tomorrow,
"Where is the benefactor, even if you have a terrible appearance, but you have a good heart, in the eyes of my Yang Yiguo, the benefactor is the most beautiful person in the world."
Yang Yiguo listened to Chu Xiaofeng's words, his heart was dissatisfied, and he loudly announced his aesthetics, but Chu Xiaofeng was sweating profusely after hearing it, I drip, what is the most beautiful person in the world, I am a man, I should be the most attractive boy in the world, this is about the same, uh, I am the most attractive boy in the world,
"It doesn't matter, even if your face is full of abscesses, Miss Ben won't be afraid."
The suspicion in Guan Xiaoxuan's heart is even stronger, this thing is clearly prevaricating, the more he doesn't want to let himself see his face, the more he wants to see his face,
"This"
Chu Xiaofeng's face suddenly turned purple, could it be that my handsome and majestic Third Prince His Royal Highness is going to die here today, thinking of this, he didn't estimate anymore, and hurriedly let out an indecent voice "Poof"
As soon as this voice came out, it was really immediate, Yang Yiguo suddenly jumped back, frowning and covering his nose, Guan Xiaoxuan also frowned, retreated slightly, Chu Xiaofeng was overjoyed in his heart, and hurriedly covered his stomach and said, "Miss, it's rude, I'm upset." After saying that, he hurriedly ran into the distance, joke, if you don't run, you really can't run,
The next day, Chu Xiaofeng just opened his eyes, and felt that something seemed to be wrong on his face, and then he remembered the words of the poison doctor, and the next day he could change into a different appearance, he was a carp, turned over and jumped up from the bed, and moved in front of the bronze mirror in a few steps, although there was a fleeting imagination in his heart, but he didn't care after all, as long as it wasn't too much, he could basically accept it,
"Ah, poisonous old man, Lao Tzu is not finished with you."
As soon as he came to the bronze mirror, Chu Xiaofeng was completely stunned, no, he should have been stunned by his new appearance, and he saw a guy with a dark face and small eyes who couldn't stop wearing the bronze mirror, how obscene it looked, slightly chubby cheeks, thin eyebrows, and a naturally lewd face, Chu Xiaofeng dared to guarantee that if he met officers and soldiers on the street, he would definitely be arrested and put in prison as a suspect.
"Okay, you poisonous old man, isn't this a clear intention to play me?"
Chu Xiaofeng wanted to cry without tears, sitting in front of the bronze mirror in a daze, living like an angry little daughter-in-law, he had already greeted the eighteenth generation ancestor of the poison doctor fiercely in his heart, he understood the meaning of the poison doctor's evil smile, and the sentence, don't enter the meaning of women, this is not clear, how can Lao Tzu have the opportunity to get close to women, but anyone who sees this honor, without exception, will be spurned by countless women, this appearance, if you don't be a thief, it will be a tyrannical thing,
In Yanjing City, a team of black-clothed masked people quietly left the capital in the silent early morning, their pace was very fast, and everyone was a top master, the speed was so fast, like a streamline, at the end of this group of black-clothed people, a black-clothed man suddenly threw out a sharp mang, this sharp mang, instantly disappeared on the trunk of a big tree, the black-clothed man did not look back to check, as if he had just done nothing, and continued to follow the army,
Soon, the men in black disappeared into the distance, and in a short time a strange bird landed on the trunk of the tree, and in a few strokes took out the little golden needle hidden in the trunk, and then flew into the distance.
Ten miles away from here, there is a private villa, the owner of the villa is a famous local rich man, in order to please his own concubine, he spared no expense, built a small courtyard, in this place with beautiful mountains and rivers, built a small courtyard, at this time a luxury recliner in the courtyard, is lying a young man in yellow clothes, beside him, four or five beautiful women, is smiling and waiting,
With a "snap", a woman suddenly jumped up, grabbed the slowly falling strange bird in her hand, and then carefully took out the golden needle from the strange bird's beak, respectfully handed it to the young man, and whispered: "Back to Your Highness, there is news over there." ”
The young man waved his hand and said lightly, "Quickly decipher the information on it." When the woman heard this, she hurriedly bowed down and bowed, and the others followed her to prepare something.
The young man looked at the sky in the distance, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, but his fists were clenched tightly, and he said in a low voice: "Third brother, your business is here." ”