Chapter 9: Being an Ordinary Man (I)

When Zhan Xia Ge woke up, there were already a lot of people around him, and Zhan Xia Ge rubbed his head, trying to remember what had just happened.

What did someone say to him just now that he is still panting violently? Why is his fist still clenched so tightly now?

Yes, just now he seemed to have straightened his neck, arguing with someone, something.

That's right, it's the man who was lying on the ground and couldn't even make a moaning sound, Zhan Xia Song listened to the siren howling that was getting closer and closer, he reached out and grabbed a glass of mineral water with ice cubes, poured it all over his head, and shook his head vigorously, and the scenes he had just experienced finally returned to his mind......

Maybe he robbed the other party's "girlfriend", maybe it was his arrogance that caused other people's dissatisfaction, Zhan Xia Ge really can't remember, what he remembers is an argument between him and the other party.

"You Chinese, the quality is low! Except for people in a few cities in Shanghai and Shenzhen, others don't even have the most basic social morality, you can see you running red lights everywhere in China, and even some people defecate in public on the streets, in our country, even if it is a dog, there is a special toilet! ”

"Yes, I admit that in our country, the status of dogs is really not as high as in you, and of course no one will go to do things with dogs, and then make AV and sell them around! As for the question of quality......" Zhan Xia Ge glared at a pair of confused drunken eyes and shouted: "Do you think this is good, let me lead the [***] team, and also enter your capital, annihilate the silver for eight years, let your economy regress by at least seventy or eighty years, and then let us see your civilization and see if your quality is good?!" I heard that after a certain country was knocked on the door of the country by European and American powers with battleships decades ago, in order to curry favor with the invaders, they willingly offered their own women's hands, and also called it a beautiful name, to improve the quality of the entire race, no wonder your height can increase by leaps and bounds! Let me tell you, we Chinese have known this set for a long time, and our ancestors knew how to let horses and donkeys mate thousands of years ago and give birth to a hybrid called 'mule', which is lower than the stallion and taller than the donkey. ”

"I'll tell you a secret quietly," Zhan Xia Ge exclaimed with a smile on his face, "Mules can't be passed down from generation to generation, because they are destined to be heavenly eunuchs from the moment they are born, hahaha...... Hey, you don't understand, do you? In rough terms, it is a natural bastard and a natural old watch without a needle! ”

In the face of this kind of argument full of nonsense and personality insults, the other party was so angry that his face turned blue, but they obviously often argued with the Chinese, perhaps simply taking pleasure in hitting China's self-confidence, and he immediately threw out the second bombshell: "You Chinese occupy such a large piece of land and occupy so many resources, but what have you created for the world and for the entire human race?" You have nothing to contribute except to give birth to a billion people and to add a burden to the planet! If we had such a piece of land and such abundant resources, we Asians would have had enough strength to compete with the Western countries and form our own Asian co-prosperity circle! ”

"So you're going to rob our Diaoyu Islands? So you still refuse to admit the crimes you committed during World War II, and now you still visit that bullshit shrine of yours?! Asian Co-Prosperity Circle, this term, why do I hear it so fucking awkward?! ”

Zhan Xia Ge burped, waved his hand and said: "If I remember correctly, your country is the most densely populated, just such a palm-sized place, it has a population of one or two hundred million, crowded all day long as if you live in a can of sardines, overcrowded and psychologically depressed, no wonder each of you looks modest and polite on the surface, but behind it is full of male thieves and female prostitutes!" ”

"You Chinese have a low cultural quality, and those who have received higher education in universities are probably not even one percent, right?"

Song of the Warriors: "......"

"You Chinese are not united, it is simply a plate of scattered sand, even you Chinese say that one Chinese is a dragon, three Chinese are a worm!" And our people are the most united! Take those students who went abroad as an example, how many of your international students can resist the temptation of fame and fortune and insist on coming back? But our international students can! Do you know how our international students have made academic breakthroughs abroad, and the schools in that country do not allow them to bring their patented technology back to our home country? They declared that if they could not bring this patented technology back to their homeland, they would commit suicide! You Chinese, can you do it?! You Chinese, can you have the spirit of bushido like ours?! ”

Song of the Warriors: "......"

"You Chinese women want to marry into our country all the time, and women in their twenties marry men in their forties everywhere. Doesn't that illustrate the gap between our two countries?! ”

Song of the Warriors: "......"

Looking at Zhan Xia Ge's fists that were clenching more and more, and facing Zhan Xia Ge's eyes that were already bursting with majestic fire, the other party could still force himself to say: "I advise you not to do anything to me." I can tell you frankly that I am a karate black dan, as long as you dare to take the initiative to do something to me, even if I kill you, someone will take the initiative to jump out and help me get rid of the crime, so that I can use the reason of 'justifiable defense' to circumvent your law, and it is a big deal that I will be sent back to China." Take 10,000 steps back, even if you can beat me, you won't be able to take advantage of it, just the crime of attacking foreign guests is enough for you to eat and walk around! So, you'd better be honest and be your shrunken turtle......"

"Smack!"

Zhan Xia Ge only used one punch, and the karate black section "master" flew upside down three or four meters away, Yang Zhenbang slapped his face and shouted: "Fight beautifully!" ”

"You!" Zhan Xia Ge glared angrily, and hissed wildly: "You think you are not ambiguous, you feel that you can't get up, and as a result, you invaded our China decades ago, and in the end, didn't you let us go back to our hometown?!" Let me tell you, even though our motherland has a thousand things and many shortcomings, but I love her! Whoever wants to invade her, insult her, and become the enemy of our China, I will fight with them! Don't you have kamikazes? Didn't you have an army that was known as the most well-trained, well-armed, and bushido spirit in the world at the time? But in the end, aren't you holding your tail between your legs and getting out of here?! ”

Amid an angry howl, a big scuffle in the bar begins. Several of the companions around the foreign guest pounced together, but in less than half a minute, they were all put down by the Battle Hero Song. More than a dozen security guards rushed over and saw the regular customers who usually frequented the bar lying on the ground and moaning, while Zhan Xia Ge was standing proudly there, and the security captain pointed at Zhan Xia Ge with a rubber baton, and shouted without asking any questions: "Call me!" ”

Before a dozen batons fell on Zhan Xia Ge's body, Zhan Xia Ge suddenly took a step forward, and the security captain suddenly saw a fist the size of a bowl in front of his eyes instantly magnified infinitely, and finally turned into countless golden stars, he only felt that it was dark in front of him, and he was thrown up by an unstoppable force, and flew straight out three or four meters away before hitting a wall heavily. At the same time, more than a dozen batons smashed into Zhan Xia Ge's body, and two of them smashed into Zhan Xia Ge's head together, making a muffled sound of "pounce" and "pounce", receiving such a heavy blow, Zhan Xia Ge's body did not pause at all, he swung his fist, and with a "snap", another security guard fell under his iron fist.

"Too light, too light, too light!" While waving his iron fist, Zhan Xia Ge shouted wildly: "You haven't eaten, give me a hard fight!" Do you have any more skilled guys, take them all out, with this kind of child's play, you can't put me down at all! What a baton, what a black section of karate, in my eyes, it's all fucking bullshit! ”

The baton smashed into Zhan Xia Ge like rain, making a dense muffled sound, and Zhan Xia Ge didn't pay attention to it at all.

"Smack!" The wine bottle slammed into Zhan Xia Ge's head, and Zhan Xia Ge shook his head, shook off all the glass slag in his hair, and continued to fight with his fists.

"Bang la......" A well-made wooden chair smashed on the head of Zhan Xia Ge, and Zhan Xia Ge smashed the security guard on the opposite side and the chair together with a punch without saying a word.

"Boom!"

This time, a round table was lifted up by two security guards and slammed into the body of Zhan Xia Ge. Warrior Song was hit by such a heavy blow, and his body only took two steps backwards before quickly regaining his balance. Zhan Xia Ge raised his right leg like lightning, and actually performed the most fierce high leg in karate in public, slashing the two security guards and the table to the ground.

God knows how heavy Zhan Xia Ge's foot is, just one foot of Zhan Xia Ge split the round table that was more than an inch thick into more than a dozen pieces of wood, just one kick, Zhan Xia Ge smashed the two security guards who lifted the round wooden table together with a heavy blow like Mount Tai crushing to the ground. The two security guards lay upright in a pile of broken wood, their bodies stretched into large shapes, and their hands trembled like lightning, and anyone who looked at them knew that in a short time these two poor creatures would not even want to stand up again.

The group of security guards besieging Zhan Xia Ge only felt bitter in their mouths, God knows if the man standing in front of them was a person, or a humanoid dinosaur that had just been born from the Jurassic era and successfully ran through the time tunnel to the twenty-first century, his body was purely iron!

The final result was that Zhan Xia Ge stood there with his fists clenched and covered with bruises and purple scars, while there were more than twenty people around him, who dared to challenge him, the fang-level soldier of the Fifth Special Force.

"Hey, come here." Yang Zhenbang beckoned to Zhan Xia Ge, until Zhan Xia Ge walked over with his arm moving, and Yang Zhenbang asked in a low voice, "Have you woken up?" ”

Zhan Xia Ge was attacked by at least one or two hundred batons, seven or eight wine bottles, two chairs, five or six teeth, and a table in the battle just now, saying that his body did not hurt, it was definitely a lie. But after such a fierce "sport", most of the wine juice poured into the stomach of Zhan Xia Song turned into hot sweat and was discharged out of the body along the sweat pores on the skin. Zhan Xia Ge shook his head, which was still a little painful, and groaned, "Wake up!" ”

Yang Zhenbang pointed to the foreign guest who was lying on the ground and moaning, maybe he had already broken a few bones with a punch from Zhan Xia Ge, and asked, "Why did you hit him?" ”

"He's cheap!" The warrior song: "As long as you are Chinese, when you hear his remarks, you should rush up and punch him hard in the nose!" ”

"You mean, you didn't punish him as a soldier with special powers, but as an ordinary Chinese, to express the anger of the Chinese to him?"

"Yes!"

"That's good," Yang Zhenbang said, "Do you remember what the 'master' of the black section of karate said?" Since you are beating him as an ordinary Chinese, then I hope you can also use the identity of an ordinary Chinese to face what will happen in the future. I ask you not to use your status and privileges, including the rigorous training you received from the military, to defuse the crisis until this is over. ”

Zhan Xia Ge met Yang Zhenbang's test-bearing gaze, and after a little thought, he nodded vigorously: "Yes!" ”

"Give me your papers!"

When sending the ID card representing a special identity to Yang Zhenbang along with the bank ATM card, Zhan Xia Ge suddenly showed a trace of hesitation on his face, "But your physical condition is ......."

"I can't die yet," Yang Zhenbang raised the ID card of Yang Zhan Xia Ge and said with a smile: "Privilege, I will also use it!" ”

The Shanghai Police 110 Rapid Mobile Unit responded very quickly, and it only took a few minutes to arrive at the scene after receiving an alarm call from the bar duty manager. As soon as he saw the police, the karate black dan level "master" who was still lying on the ground and moaning just now immediately came to his senses, he stretched out his hand and pointed at the battle hero song, and hissed: "I am a student who came to study in China, and I accuse him of malicious personal attacks!" I ask you, the Chinese police, to give us justice and give us a safe learning environment for our international students in China! If you can't give me a satisfactory answer, I will protest to you through my country's embassy in China! ”

Zhan Xia Ge glanced at the foreign student who was lying on the ground and shouted with disdain, and said indifferently: "Today I can be regarded as a long insight, it turns out that this is what you call bushido!" ”

Facing the gaze projected by the 110 police officers, the warrior sang: "Chinese, powerless and powerless, that is, there are two points of blood, and one of the proud and proud people of Shengdou Xiaomin." ”

A veteran police officer in his 40s, who looked like he should be the captain of the 110 Rapid Mobile Unit, pointed to a group of international students and security guards who were all in a mess all over the ground and had not yet gotten up, and asked, "You all knocked them down alone?" ”

"Hmm!"

"You're very good at fighting!"

Hearing the captain's words, Zhan Xia Ge couldn't help but think of Xia Hou Guanghe, a martial arts genius that was rare to see in the Xia Hou family for a hundred years, Xia Hou Guanghe, known as a humanoid camel, and Zhan Xia Ge simply quoted Xia Hou Guanghe's most commonly used sentence: "No, they are too weak, so weak that even my grandmother can't defeat them." ”

The captain smiled, he looked the warrior song up and down, and after estimating the approximate age of the warrior song, he smiled: "Then your grandmother must be a superman!" Please cooperate with us and take out your ID card. ”

"Ah......" Zhan Xia Ge sighed lightly: "Maybe I was too involved in the fight, and I lost my ID card, how can this be good?" ”

After taking the warrior song into the police car, the captain roughly inquired about what had happened, and said, "Young man, to be honest, I like your bravery, but I must tell you that you are in a lot of trouble. ”

Zhan Xia Ge asked, "Then you see, what kind of punishment may I receive?" ”

"It's hard to say, it mainly depends on the other party's attitude and injury. If the other party's injury is not too serious, and he is willing to settle the matter and accept mediation, the matter can be reduced to a small matter. But if the other party is more serious and really puts pressure on us through the embassy, you will be in a very bad situation. From my personal standpoint, I very much hope that the other side will accept the mediation of our police. But I just took a look at the injuries of those people, even if there are no fractures, they are large soft tissue contusions, have you received any martial arts training, even if it is a group fight with a crowd, you are a little too ruthless, right? The most troublesome thing is that this group fight was provoked by you first. ”

Zhan Xia Ge snorted softly and said, "Do you think that a man who runs to China's territory and still has a high toe and does not know how to restrain himself, who takes pleasure in attacking the self-confidence and national pride of the Chinese, and is still shouting what bushido spirit, what turtle son Wang Ba of the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Circle, will accept mediation?" Do you understand what it means to turn big things into small things and small things into small things? Now I only regret one thing, and that is that I beat them so lightly! I should have beaten them all over the ground to find their teeth! But...... This is also a roar when I see injustice, I will shoot when I should shoot, even if it can't be called a national glory, it is also a patriotic expression of true surname and true feelings, why should I be light? ”

The captain shook his head and smiled bitterly when he heard this, to be honest, he had been in the army for too long, and the battle song was really innocent and almost idiotic in some aspects. If you throw your shoes down from the upper floor, you may be fined 50 yuan for littering, and if you are unlucky enough to hit a pedestrian on the head, and the other party does not give up on the door, and two people quarrel for an hour or two, with the assistance and mediation of the police officer, you may have to pay a fine of 150 yuan. If your luck really goes to your grandmother's house and hits the head of a foreign guest, because your actions damage the image of the Chinese and the glorious image of your city, it is said that ...... It's just said that before the first year, you would have to pay a fine of about five hundred dollars.

The premise is that the foreign guest whose head was hit by a leather shoe can turn a big thing into a small thing and a small thing. If that foreign guest gets into a quarrel and insists on seeking protection through his embassy to accuse you of unlawful personal injury, you will be in big trouble. Using hurting one's own people to show the generosity and hospitality of the Chinese, as if his son is obviously very good, but he must use the title of "dog", otherwise he will not be able to show his modesty and hospitality, this habit has always been one of the characteristics of the Chinese.

The captain was silent for a long time, until the police car they were sitting in was about to drive into the police station, and he suddenly said: "If you are willing to apologize to him, I am willing to help you do mediation work." They are all young people, young and vigorous for a while, and they are a little emotional because of different views, which can be understood by anyone. ”

"Thank you! Thank you for giving me a good impression of the city of Shanghai, and thank you for helping someone who has never known anything in his life. But ......" said this, the warrior singer grimaced, "I go to apologize to him, which means that I admit his point of view, so we will only fuel their arrogance!" ”

The captain nodded, he handed his mobile phone to Zhan Xia Ge, and said, "Do you have any relatives and friends in Shanghai who can help?" Go and inform them, find a way to do an activity for you outside, you can ask them to write down my mobile phone number, if there is any need for my help, I will definitely try to help.

Zhan Xia Ge glanced at the forty-year-old captain in front of him gratefully, in his eyes, Zhan Xia Ge saw sincerity, but Zhan Xia Ge still shook his head. Zhan Xia Ge stared at the huge police badge representing the justice and majesty of the law outside the car window, Zhan Xia Ge looked at the police handcuffs he was wearing, and thought in his heart: "If it is just an ordinary person, in the face of this moment, their hearts will definitely be uneasy, and they even begin to regret their reckless actions involuntarily, right?" ”

The first time he walked into the interrogation room, the first time he sat in the position of being interrogated, and the first time he became the object of the dictatorship of the legal tools, the warrior song just poured out what he saw, heard, thought, and did in a frank manner.

Regret? Of course, of course, I really regret beating it too lightly!

Scared? Of course, of course...... No!

Some people recognize the Song of War Heroes, of course, but no one will believe that a hero who leads [***] people to shine on the world special forces stage will be full of alcohol, with a purple in the east and a blue in the west, and honestly sit in the interrogation room of a public security bureau in Shanghai and accept their interrogation.

No one is embarrassed by the war song, whether it is Shanghainese, Yanjing, or anywhere in the country, they are all Chinese. After Zhan Xia Ge pressed his finger print on his confession, the police officer in charge of interrogating him unexpectedly reminded Zhan Xia Ge a few words at the end of the interrogation, just like the 40-year-old captain of 110: "If you have any useful relatives and friends in Shanghai, it's best to inform them, the sooner the better." Also, if you reissue your ID card earlier, you can provide the original copy of your household registration booklet, but it really doesn't work, even if it's a copy, it's okay. ”

(To be continued)