Chapter 40: Our Children
"Well, now let's look directly at China in April 2006, in the wholesale market, wholesale one kilogram of rice is two pieces of eight cents and nine cents, and then ask the instructor to help me calculate how much this rice can be worth."
"Thirty-,955,687,500 yuan!"
"Well, if you convert these 3.95 billion yuan into international dollars, you can exchange it for more than 400 million! $400 million! I remember that in the ideological and moral class at that time, Xiao Ming's father asked Xiao Ming how many tractors he could buy with this money, and how much national construction he could support, we were all soldiers, so we wouldn't pull the tractor as a play, and I would be able to buy dozens of German Leopard 2 main battle tanks with 400 million US dollars, right?! If you can get a friendship wholesale price, it's not impossible to get back more than 100 Leopard 2 main battle tanks, right?! ”
Assistant Instructor Notting Rivench felt like he was listening to a book from heaven at this moment, just a story of ten grains of rice on the table, and in the end, it was related to the Leopard 2 main battle tank, which ranked first in the comprehensive combat strength of 100 tanks in the world.
"Understood, we have a population of 1.5 billion people in China, and we are a big country!" Zhan Xia Ge patted Notting Richench's assistant instructor on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "As long as each of us can save ten grains of rice from the table, we can save more than 400 million dollars and buy a hundred tanks." Tell me how much we're going to pay for this restaurant, please tell me? Half a grain of rice, is it enough?! ”
Assistant Instructor Notting Rivench just wanted to shake his head, but when he thought of the value that this half grain of rice represented, he nodded vigorously.
Warrior Song no longer paid attention to the assistant instructor Notting Rivench, who had completely fallen into a state of dementia, he picked up the backpack stuffed with all kinds of food, and strode towards the second test he had to face, just as he stretched out his hand and was about to push open the door, he heard the assistant instructor of Notin Livingch muttering: "Ten grains of rice, 1.5 billion people, 100 Leopard 2 main battle tanks, theoretically this formula seems to be valid, but I think this is just a utopian theory that is divorced from reality and cannot be implemented smoothly!" It is really strange that you Chinese education would use the state education apparatus to preach to the public a seemingly infallible utopian theory, but in fact it cannot withstand any scrutiny! ”
Zhan Xia Ge turned around and smiled, "You're absolutely right! So this kind of 'educational' surname article has disappeared from the current primary school textbooks. ”
When Zhan Xia Ge turned around, his face was already full of bitter helplessness, this kind of theory with too many fantasies and unrealistics, the original intention was certainly good, but it also misled a generation or even several generations of Chinese! As a result, the various departments of the political axe are inevitably filled with a kind of high-level thinking that they are a big country, and they can only see their own victories in their eyes, but they are unwilling to face up to their failures, and they are even less willing to analyze in depth the successes and advantages of others.
"The next generation!" At this time, an irrepressible panic suddenly appeared in the heart of the warrior song, "Our next generation will not go into this kind of misdirection again, but in the face of the overwhelming cultural aggression smashed by TV dramas, computer games, cartoons, and comic books, where should our next generation find their own proud support points belonging to the Chinese?!" ”
At this time, Zhan Xia Ge surprisingly remembered his father's eyes, and remembered his father's anxious eyes full of hope and encouragement when he was lying on the school field, trying his best to stand up again.
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Zhan Xia Ge finally pushed open the heavy door of the room, and what appeared in front of him was a multi-functional conference hall, the hall was isolated by a protective plate into a space of only one square meter, and outside each space, there was a striking sign, Zhan Xia Ge bit his lip and looked at the room prepared for himself. Instructor Alden is indeed a super bastard, and even under the label, he didn't forget to make a special trip to have people write the two big words "substitute" in red color!
In the one-square-meter space, there is a small table with a piece of paper and a pen on it. Zhan Xia Ge looked at the space, he casually put the package full of food outside, and then walked over to examine the question carefully.
"Within fifteen minutes, draw a rough picture of the interior of the restaurant, and write down thirty-five types of food and drink that have ever appeared in the restaurant."
No one who is not there will never understand how contradictory this question is.
The captain, who entered the restaurant first to be tested, would never have been able to walk out of the warm, comfortable and fragrant restaurant with his own willpower within five minutes without the consciousness of sharing weal and woe with the team members. The captain who can be the first to come out, and can rely on his extraordinary willpower and arrogance, insists on not touching food and drinks, of course, is the first place in this assessment, but the captain who is the first to walk out of the restaurant and does not touch any food is likely to fail the second assessment at all.
Seeing this kind of double-ring assessment, Zhan Xia Ge could only secretly admire in his heart, the person who can come up with this assessment method is a genius!
As the captain who came out the latest, ate the most, and grabbed the most, Zhan Xia Ge laughed, he slowly dragged in the packages he had thrown outside the door, slowly checked them one by one, and then wrote the names of the food on them. An assistant instructor walked to the side of Zhan Xia Ge, watching Zhan Xia Ge blatantly cheat in this way, and then looking at the internal space map of the restaurant that Zhan Xia Ge did not use rulers and compasses, but could only be described by the word "accurate", he hesitated for a moment, and then looked at the four words "extremely shameless" that Assistant Instructor Notting Rivench personally instructed in his hand, and finally walked away slowly.
Who would have thought beforehand that someone would be able to cheat in this way? In the face of such a shameless and hard-skinned outstanding character as Zhan Xia Ge, they are just as helpless as testing how many ribs the primary school students have in their human bodies, but forbidding them to reach out and secretly count them on themselves.
The contents of the whole package were stirred into a sticky and greasy mess, Zhan Xia Ge grabbed the pen with his right hand, rummaged through a large pile of food with his left hand, and threw some grilled steak, small snacks, fresh cheese and other things into his mouth, because the package was too big, Zhan Xia Ge's whole person squatted in the aisle, and the people who passed by Zhan Xia Ge, whether it was the assistant instructor who came with Instructor Alden, or the staff of the competition committee, or other special forces captains who completed the assessment task, They all widened their eyes and opened their mouths wide, and their expressions were so wonderful that they looked like hell.
In front of everyone's eyes, Zhan Xia Ge raised his head and said in English: "Ah, this is miserable, why did I only snatch twenty-eight kinds of food from the restaurant?" It was so messy and I was so excited, I really can't remember what food was there. ”
After completing the second assessment task, he gathered around Zhan Xia Ge, holding his rumbling stomach, and watching Zhan Xia Ge slowly enjoy the delicious special forces captains there with red eyes.
Load, let you load hard!
Dumbfounded, right? This is stupid, isn't it? Now your Chinese team is finally going to be eliminated because of the incompetence of your captain, right?
"There it is!"
Zhan Xia Ge suddenly slapped the table, and waved his pen on the answer sheet with an excited face, and he read in his mouth as he wrote: "Bread, fruit salad, juice!" I can't believe that any restaurant would not offer all three things! Well, there are thirty-one kinds of food, so no one would object to me filling them with pepper noodles, salt, mustard oil, and ketchup, which are all things that can be eaten! ”
The people around who were about to watch the show almost fainted, and everyone's eyes were full of three big words: "You are shameless!" ”
Park Minlan, the women's team of South Korea's 707 special forces, looked at Zhan Xia Ge, hesitated for a long time, and finally couldn't help asking: "What are you doing grabbing so much food from the restaurant, this is enough for you to eat alone for a few days!" ”
Zhan Xia Ge still had a good impression of Captain Park Minlan, who had a quarter of Chinese blood and was the first to pass the recitation assessment with his ingenuity and intelligence, and he replied while re-tying the package: "I am full, but my brothers are probably still hungry!" ”
"Alas......" Park Minlan sighed, she stared at Zhan Xia Song with sympathetic eyes, and said, "Probably you haven't had a few dinners like this in China, right?" ”
"yes!" Zhan Xia Ge turned his head, looked at Captain Park Minlan with a smile, and said: "Not to mention such a sumptuous dinner, we rarely even use things like soap and toothpaste, if it is convenient, I hope that Captain Park Minlan can give me some soap, toothpaste and other souvenirs, I will take these back these are first-class gifts!" ”
Everyone was communicating in English, which was not very proficient, and Captain Park Minlan didn't hear the irony in the battle song, she nodded as a matter of course: "No problem, these things are very common in our country!" ”
Zhan Xia Ge was really surprised, he stared at Park Minlan's face, he was so focused and so serious, facing his hot gaze, even Captain Park Minlan felt unbearable, and couldn't help but lower his head.
I often hear that some Chinese students in South Korea often encounter similar things, what landlady gave them soap and towels, what is holding a broken mobile phone in China, which is a low-end middle grade, and asking Chinese students if they know what kind of play this is. Zhan Xia Song has always treated these information on the Internet with an indifferent attitude, what a joke, how many mobile phones does South Korea have to export to China every year, how many cosmetics do it export, and how much money does it earn from China? If the Chinese can't even afford soap, haven't even seen a mobile phone, and they sell those things to ghosts?!
(To be continued)