After the rain, the sky is clear, and the demon removes the quietness of the lake. Today is the summer solstice, the Chinese believe that the summer solstice is the most yang season, and now the Song people generally eat cold noodles on the summer solstice, commonly known as crossing the water, and there is a proverb of "winter solstice dumplings summer solstice noodles". Because the West Lake is too peaceful, Master Su has been in a good mood recently, and it happened that Huang Tingjian, who was the editor of the Beijing Secretary Province and the History Bureau, came to visit yesterday. Talking about it, in June last year (1088), Huang Tingjian, Su Shi, Qin Xian and others traveled to the Xingguo bathhouse. He compiled his own poems, called "Retirement Hall Records". In the same year, Huang Tingjian, Zhang Lei, Chao Buzhi, Qin Guan and others served as the same museum, and as soon as the poems and essays came out, Luoyang paper was expensive, and the reputation of "Sumen Four Bachelors" began at this time.

Master Su said, today's summer solstice, let's travel to the West Lake with the editor Zuolang. In the recent stage, the West Lake monster appeared, blowing away the popularity, depressed the economy, and tossed a good qíng color West Lake, so that I didn't see the song and dance, and I didn't hear the sound of the piano and saw the snake spirit. Thanks to the Buddha Yin Master a few days ago, he subdued the demons and returned a peace to the West Lake. However, the resurgence in sentiment was not immediate. I am the leader of this road, and I should take the lead in prospering West Lake, promoting consumption, creating harmony, and building prosperity together. Therefore, today, this lord has instructed his subordinates to prepare more wine and food, you and I have a good drink, not drunk, express our feelings, set an example for the people of Hangzhou, and become lively on the West Lake......

After noon, Su Shi and Huang Tingjian went to visit the West Lake, and there was wine and food on the boat, singing and playing. When the cruise ship was offshore, Su Shi smiled and said to Huang Tingjian: "I am in Hangzhou, every time I have a gathering with literati, the Buddhist monk you also know, I have to rush to every party, never give up, and have a good time." Today, we took a boat to the lake to drink and sing poetry, and have a good time, he just knew, but it was out of reach, and he couldn't come anyway! Don't go to the West Lake water for some drinks! ”

Who knows, Master Su still underestimated the great monk of Buddha Yin, this monk of Buddha Yin has eyeliner in the Zhizhou Mansion, he had already reported early in the morning that Su Shi was going to go to the lake with Huang Tingjian, so he hid under the hatch of the official ship dedicated to Lord Su before they got on the boat.

The ripples, the smoke is cool, the lake is full of lotus fragrance, which is comfortable. The cruise ship slowly came to the three islands of West Lake in the center of the lake, Su Shi put the wine glass, stroked his beard, and said happily to Huang Tingjian: "Hehe, today we have a small gathering, there is no Buddha seal, but it is also quiet." In this way, it is better to make a drinking order first, stipulating that the first two sentences should be used in the immediate scene, and there are insinuations, and the last two sentences should end with the word 'yay', can it? ”

Huang Tingjian said: "Okay! Then, it is you who put forward the proposal, and you should come first! ”

This Su Shi took chopsticks, fiddled with an egg dumpling, and said: "The floating clouds are lifted, the bright moon comes out, what can the sky say?" What the hell is it? ”

Huang Tingjian used chopsticks to flick a pot of fish soup on the table, and then said: "Lianping set it aside, swim the fish out, get what it wants!" Well deserved! ”

At this time, the Buddha seal hidden under the cabin of the ship could no longer hold back, as soon as he heard what Huang Tingjian said, he pushed the cabin board away, climbed out, and said: "The boat board is opened, and the Buddha seal comes out, which is suffocating!" It's suffocating! ”

Su Shi and Huang Tingjian were startled when they saw a person suddenly crawling out from under the plank, and when they looked closely, it turned out to be a Buddha seal, and they couldn't help laughing when they heard him say such four lines of poetry.

Su Shi sat down with the Buddha seal and said: "You hide it well, it's also wonderful, your Buddha seal monk is delicious, and it's so lively, every time I Su has a bearded banquet, you always come uninvited." I wanted to avoid you today, hehe, you, the great fǎ master who can subdue demons and subdue demons, should also be able to pinch the gods, right? So, my table of wine and delicacies has been eaten by you again! ”

Buddha Yin got cheap and sold well, patted his big belly and said: "The adults have a feast, the foodies are here, and you can satisfy your hunger!" Satisfy your cravings! ”……

The three of them chatted while eating, and they were very happy. After a while, the Buddha Yin, who had drunk a lot, was drunk and his eyes were loose, and he looked at the farmers who were working by the West Lake, and recited indiscriminately: "Picking Wei and picking roses, Wei also stops, and it is said that it will return, and the years will not stop......"

Huang Tingjian looked at the Buddha seal monk who behaved casually, and said: "Da Fǎ Master, I take the liberty of saying that the West Lake is picturesque, why Da Fǎ Master is holding a scroll in your hand but you are about to fall asleep in a daze?" ”

Buddha Yin played a trick: "Alas, summer is not a day for reading!" ”

Huang Tingjian turned his face to Su Shi, and said in a long voice: "Interesting, interesting!" Summer is not a day to read. ”

Su Shi teased: "It's just time to sleep in the summer heat." ”

Buddha Yin said with thick skin: "Wait until autumn comes and winter comes." ”

Huang Tingjian said helplessly: "It's better to go home for the New Year." ”

After the three finished their poems, they looked at each other and laughed. After a burst of laughter, Buddha Yin smiled soberly and said, "Amitabha, Amitabha, let the two benefactors laugh." ”

Huang Tingjian was more gentlemanly, and said modestly: "Where is it, big fǎ master." In fact, today I am swimming in the lake with Su Daren, which is also to work and play, and eat and drink for development. So now since Master Fǎ is uninvited, then I will borrow flowers to offer Buddha and toast you with Master Su's wine! It's just a big fǎ master, don't be a mage, become a monk, and throw away all the poems! ”

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The three people on the official ship were talking, talking and laughing, and suddenly, "Boom! With a bang, the official ship slammed over, obviously hit by another ship!

Who is it? This bold enough fat person dares to come and ram my Lord Su's official ship? Don't you see my banner? You don't see my guard of honor? You don't see the license plate? Na, Mo, Win! You're blind!

Su Shi, Huang Tingjian, and Foyin, who were interrupted from the topic, went out of the cabin and boarded the bow of the ship surrounded by their subordinates, and were about to have a seizure. This Lord Su turned his eyes and looked, oh, the grasshopper boat that hit his official ship was standing in a kakuki and sitting in a kabuki respectively. Look at the slim and beautiful woman, with high buns and clouds, white skin as snow, plump and beautiful. She also holds a guqin in her arms, at this time silent is better than sound, in the grasshopper flower boat swaying, skirt hairpin swaying, in the beautiful scenery of the West Lake, it is really a fairy down to earth. Su Shi looked at the beauty in the boat, but it seemed familiar, oh, I remembered, isn't this woman the little talented girl who changed the words of Qin Guan outside the building outside the building in the autumn moon of Pinghu during the Qingming Festival, and sang the poem "Qingming" in the building outside the building? Hey, I also mentioned this piano exercise to the two Huang Tingjian and Foyin in front of me, and I would have made an appointment to have fun with everyone, but I was discouraged by the lake monster in this West Lake, and I have been dragging Huang. What a coincidence today, my first trip after eliminating demons and demons, I met this heart-warming little talented girl, fate! So, Master Su asked: "Oh——, did you ask the woman on the boat, is it the piano girl?" ”

A guard beside Master Su, a guard who had already greeted Mao Facao, looked at the sitting Kabuki, and knew that this was Mao Facao's Qiongfang and Qin Cao's companion came over, and then looked at the excitement of Lord Su when he saw Qin Cao, and also understood that the three of them had drunk wine and eaten food today. Hehe, the two of you in the grasshopper boat, your time is really accurate! Looking at Master Su, who had already moved Fengyue, the guard hurriedly did a jack of all trades, and said: "My lord, the person standing in this grasshopper boat is Hangzhou's emerging famous prostitute Qin Cao, this grasshopper flower boat was originally sitting, and now just standing up is a singer in the suburbs of Hangzhou, called Qiong Fang, these two people are all familiar with piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, especially poetry and singing, which has become a must in Hangzhou, and no one can beat it." Do you want to recruit them? ”

When Master Su saw that the beautiful woman standing in the grasshopper boat was really a piano exercise, he was overjoyed when he heard this, and immediately said loudly: "Hurry up and let her stay on the boat, this official has something to say." ”

The guards were stunned, Master Su's words used "she", not "them", hey, then should I take one person on the boat? Or pick up two people on board? Thinking about the thickness of Mao Facao's red envelopes, he stiffened his scalp and shouted loudly: "Listen to the two girls in the grasshopper boat, Master Su has something to ask you, hurry up and get on the boat, there must be no mistake!" ”

After a while, Qin Cao and Qiong Fang had already boarded the official ship, and the two of them each brought two maids, but it goes without saying that Huang Tingjian and Fo Yin have never seen two girls, but from the temperament and appearance, it is clear at a glance which is Qin Cao and which is Qiongfang, and there will be no mistake.

Su Shi and Qin Cao have met for the second time, once they are born, and the second is mature, Su Shi is very arrogant: "Qin Cao girl, I haven't seen you for many days." However, since your amazing performance last time, your figure, your singing, forever imprinted in my heart, although that day has passed, I want to meet again, how can I forget your piano sound, ah, my beloved, my sweet dreams, forever remain in your arms. I am fortunate to see you again today, and I really want to hear your voice again. I think that on the day of the Qingming Festival, it was because an official recited Qin Guan's "Man Ting Fang" that led to your change of rhyme "Man Ting Fang", you, appeared so suddenly, without a little precaution, without a trace of concern, you appeared in my world like this, bringing me surprises and I can't help it. But you are like this, quietly disappearing from me unconsciously, there is no news from my world, all that remains is memories, you exist in my deep mind, in my dreams, in my heart, in my thoughts. The world is so big, why do we meet, is it fate, is it providence? You exist in my deep mind, in my dreams, in my heart, in my thoughts......"

Qin Cao thought to himself, this bearded Su, do I need you to think about it? Have I been to your dreams? It's self-inflicted! Gu Ying is narcissistic! However, since I came, it is inevitable to sing and chant poetry today, but fortunately, Lord Mumu opened a lot of small stoves for me, and I was prepared. It's just that Qiong Fang, who came with her, only has a poem written by Mao Facao for her, so let her go first, so as not to be forced to sing and not be able to get off the stage. Therefore, Qin Cao let go and said with a smile: "Master Su said that he was laughing, how can the little woman be so concerned." Look at what you're saying, I don't even know how to react. Why don't you do it like this? You see, this is Sister Qiongfang. She is a good friend of your official office surnamed Fa Cao, and recently Mao Facao made a poem for her, called "Cherish the Flight", which is written very appropriately, and now let my sister sing it first. After my sister finishes singing, if you are still willing to teach the little girl, then the little woman will come to the dogtail to continue the mink. ”

While speaking, Qiong Fang, who was gearing up, had already put on a posture, played the pipa, raised her voice, and sang sharply: "The tears are wet and the flowers are dry, and the eyebrows are full of sorrow." This hatred is divided equally, and there is no word to look at each other. The rain is broken and the clouds are unintentional, and the lonely morning and twilight are unintentional. Tonight in the depths of the mountain, the broken soul is divided and the tide returns. ”

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