Chapter 332: The carpenter is stupid
"What?"
The carpenter emperor exclaimed: "The child in Concubine Rong's belly is yours?" ”
"The emperor doesn't have to make a fuss, Concubine Rong is too beautiful, the minister didn't hold it for a while, and went to Changning Palace for a few more nights!"
Yang Xiaoyu looked at the hatred in the carpenter emperor's eyes, and continued: "The emperor is busy serving Fang Niangniang every day, ignoring all the ladies in the palace, and the ministers see that the ladies in the palace are too lonely. Lonely, I want to share the worries for the emperor and add more dragons for you, not only for you. Fortunately, Concubine Rong, and the queen mother, the pure concubine Niangniang, the good concubine Niangniang, and Feng Guiren, not to mention, your concubines' kung fu on the couch is really good, and the ministers who serve often have backaches. ”
"Traitors are hateful!"
The carpenter emperor's teeth were clenched, his fists were clenched together, and he looked at Yang Xiaoyu's gaze as if he wanted to swallow it alive.
"Your Majesty, the minister is also thinking about you, who let you patronize Fang Niangniang all day long, and snubbed all the ladies in the palace." Yang Xiaoyu looked at the angry appearance of the carpenter emperor and laughed.
Fang Weiyi saw that the carpenter emperor's body was trembling, and hurriedly said: "Don't believe his words, the emperor, the reason why he said this is to anger the emperor's dragon body." ”
"Concubine Ai, rest assured, I will not be shameless with this meanness. The villain of the stream calculates. The Carpenter Emperor threw down these words fiercely, turned around and helped Fang Weiyi sit down.
Yang Xiaoyu's eyes rolled, and a trick suddenly appeared in his heart, and he smiled: "Your Majesty, the minister has never understood why you have such a soft spot for the other party's mother. Fortunately, Fang Niangniang knew that Fang Niangniang's fox charm was really good, and the minister was still a little unsatisfied. ”
"You talk nonsense!" Fang Weiyi didn't expect Yang Xiaoyu to be so shameless, and even said it.
"Rebel, don't be a deceitful. Concubine Ai is loyal to me, how can she be such a traitor as you. Combine! The Carpenter Emperor obviously believed in Fang Weiyi's love for him, so ignoring Yang Xiaoyu was a scolding scolding.
"Your Majesty, is it nonsense, just look at the black hemorrhoids on Fang Niangniang's buttocks." Yang Xiaoyu swept the expressions of the two. Hehe laughed.
When the Carpenter Emperor heard this, he was suddenly speechless.
He and Fang Weiyi have been together for so long, and Fang Weiyi is very familiar with each other, Yang Xiaoyu's words are indeed true, Fang Weiyi does have a black hemorrhoid on his left buttocks.
The Carpenter Emperor turned to look at Fang Weiyi in a daze, hoping that she could explain clearly.
However, things have come to such a point that even if Fang Weiyi is resourceful, it is difficult to come up with a remedy for a while. She didn't dare to look at the questioning gaze of the Carpenter Emperor, and slowly lowered her head.
Fang Weiyi's acquiescence made the carpenter emperor's face turn pale, his lips trembled, and he shouted: "Bastard, traitor. Husband. Lewd. Woman, you must not die well. After speaking, he stretched out his hands and pinched Fang Weiyi's neck.
"Your Majesty. Spare your life! Fang Weiyi didn't expect the carpenter emperor to want her life, and begged for mercy in fright.
Yang Xiaoyu smiled. stepped forward and kicked away the carpenter emperor, pulled the trembling Fang Weiyi, and smiled at the carpenter emperor: "Your Majesty, the minister will play a song of mountains and rivers for you again." ”
After Yang Xiaoyu finished speaking, he took Fang Weiyi's arm and walked out of the room, ordering the guards to lock the Carpenter Emperor in the room. He took Fang Weiyi to the next room.
Yang Xiaoyu looked at Fang Weiyi's newly changed long skirt, and said with a smile: "Niangniang, the emperor wants to kill you, as long as Yang can save you, you should understand what to do." ”
Fang Weiyi smiled bitterly. She is a woman, in this era of supreme imperial power, what else can she do except serve men.
Fang Weiyi understood that Yang Xiaoyu was borrowing a house. Things to irritate the Carpenter Emperor, but she couldn't think of a way to save it all.
Yang Xiaoyu opened his arms and urged: "Hurry up, the emperor is still waiting next door to listen to the letter!" ”
Fang Weiyi slowly stepped forward and stretched out his hand to untie Yang Xiaoyu's wide clothes.
After a while, the room resounded with men and women. Good sound.
Yang Xiaoyu's physique is not comparable to ordinary people, and under several expeditions, Fang Weiyi's suppressed voice slowly let go. The groans rang out from this side of the room to the next door.
The carpenter emperor was in the next room listening to his concubine's moaning of enjoyment under Yang Xiaoyu's crotch at the moment. groaning, the hatred in his heart is as long as a surging river.
For him, this is simply a shame, as an emperor, a courtier. Fortunately, his concubine, this is a great shame, he can't wait to kill the eighteenth generation of Yang Xiaoyu's ancestors.
However, his hatred can only be contained in his heart, but he cannot shout out, because his mouth is stuffed with strips of cloth, and he cannot shout, he is like a lamb, listening to the beauty next door. The sound of the voice.
The carpenter emperor was very angry at first, but gradually turned into self-blame, and finally slowly became numb, his eyes were dull, and the beauty next door was very dull. Listening to the sound of beauty in his ears, it became normal.
At this moment, the carpenter emperor's mind was in chaos, all his memories seemed to be sealed, he forgot that he was the emperor, he forgot his name, he forgot everything before, and he even forgot who the female voice next door was.
Piercing glamour. The sound of the glow finally ended after two hours.
Yang Xiaoyu sweated profusely and got off Fang Weiyi's body, picked up his coat and draped it on his body, looked at Fang Weiyi who was half-dead on the couch, laughed and walked out of the room, came to the door of the next room, stretched out his hand to push open the door, and strode in.
In the room, the carpenter emperor's mouth was stuffed with rags, his expression was dull, and he could not see joy or sorrow, and his body was curled up under the corner of his chair.
Yang Xiaoyu squatted down, looked at the stunned carpenter emperor and shouted softly: "Your Majesty, the ministers are here. Thankfully, your mother-in-law feels pretty good. ”
The carpenter emperor didn't seem to hear Yang Xiaoyu's words, he still lowered his head, his expression was not sad or happy, and his eyes were empty, like a walking corpse.
"Your Majesty, can you hear the words of the minister?"
Yang Xiaoyu raised his hand to remove the rag from the carpenter emperor's mouth, looked at the carpenter emperor with a dumb face, and said in his heart that he wouldn't be stupid, right?
His original intention was not to make the Carpenter Emperor die, nor did he want the Carpenter Emperor to be stupid.
In his heart, the carpenter emperor has the grace of knowing him, he is not a gentleman, but he knows that he knows that he is grateful to repay him, today, the reason why it is like this, firstly, he wants to save his life, and secondly, he wants to save this dynasty that is about to be ravaged by Jiannu, and at the same time, it is also for the tragedy not to be staged in decades or even hundreds of years, so that the Han people can stand tall and raise their heads.
If he wanted to do these things, the Carpenter Emperor was his biggest stumbling block.
Yang Xiaoyu is not a hero, nor is he a traitor, he has his own balance of benevolence and righteousness in his heart.
If he kills the carpenter emperor, and then uses the stand-in in the palace to confuse the courtiers, and then steals power a little bit, within two years, the power of the Ming Dynasty will fall into his hands.
If the Carpenter Emperor is left behind, it will be like a time bomb, and one day it will explode, and all the hard work he has worked so will come to naught.
If this kind of thing is put on anyone, they will not hesitate to kill the Carpenter Emperor.
But Yang Xiaoyu's heart softened, the carpenter emperor was not bad in nature, he was just lazy to use his brain, he liked carpentry work, he didn't like the cumbersome government, and he treated him even more like a confidant.
Yang Xiaoyu smiled bitterly, the reason why he insulted the carpenter emperor was to make him give up the so-called throne and live his own small life with peace of mind from now on.
Unexpectedly, it was self-defeating, and the drama was too realistic, which directly made the carpenter emperor stupid.
"Your Majesty, the Queen Mother sees that you are here!" Yang Xiaoyu looked at the Carpenter Emperor and said softly.
"Who is the Queen Mother?" The Carpenter Emperor slowly raised his head and asked suspiciously, "Who are you?" ”
"Tell me first, who are you?" Yang Xiaoyu asked with a smile.
The Carpenter Emperor pondered for a long time, clutching his aching head: "Who am I?" ”
"Don't you remember who you are?" Yang Xiaoyu asked.
"Do you know who I am?" The Carpenter Emperor shook his head and asked.
"You are a subordinate in this official mansion!" Yang Xiaoyu said with a smile.
"Ah Niu?"
The Carpenter Emperor whispered these two words, and then shook his head, indicating that he did not know.
Yang Xiaoyu looked at the carpenter emperor's face and was stunned for a while, reached out and touched the carpenter emperor's watermelon head, and sighed: "If I knew this, I shouldn't have stimulated you." ”
The Carpenter Emperor shook his head suspiciously, not knowing what Yang Xiaoyu's words meant.
Yang Xiaoyu didn't explain much, stood up and untied the rope of the carpenter emperor, turned around and went out, and returned to the next room.
At this time, Fang Weiyi was already dressed, and her face was spring. The afterglow of love has not faded.
"The emperor is stupid, you will take care of his food and drink in the future." Yang Xiaoyu said softly.
"How can the emperor be stupid? Wasn't the emperor okay just now? Fang Weiyi was shocked, threw down this sentence, and strode out.
Yang Xiaoyu smiled bitterly, whether the carpenter emperor was really stupid or fake, he still didn't see this.
Regardless of whether the Carpenter Emperor was really stupid or fake, he decided not to kill the Carpenter Emperor.
Yang Xiaoyu exhaled a breath of cold air, went out of the room, called Chen Yingren, and ordered him to take twenty guards to guard this courtyard, optimistic about the carpenter emperor and Fang Weiyi, in case of emergency, he could kill the carpenter emperor and Fang Weiyi, of course, this is a last resort.
Secondly, Yang Xiaoyu instructed Chen Yingren to keep an eye on the actions of the carpenter emperor at all times, and if he was found to be pretending to be crazy and stupid, he would immediately send someone to report him.
After instructing this matter, Yang Xiaoyu looked at Chen Yingren and said solemnly: "This matter is related to the lives of hundreds of people in the Yang family, and even more to the lives of thousands of people, we must be cautious and not careless." ”
"Don't worry, young master, my subordinates will do their best." Chen Yingren also nodded solemnly.
Yang Xiaoyu is very relieved of Chen Yingren, not only because Chen Yingren is the general of the Yang family, but also because Chen Yingren is cautious and never careless, and Chen Yingren has been with him for two years, and he trusts Chen Yingren very much. (To be continued......)