Chapter 241: Can an artist call a prostitute?
Chapter 241 What can the artist call the scoop to say that Li You was fooling around in the red powder pile of the Jiaofang Division before, and most of the others had the mentality of watching the show, or they were very happy.
Because Li You is too showy today. Others congratulate on their birthdays, but the Empress Dowager Qian just replied with a few words of etiquette, only Li You and the Empress Dowager chattered about homely things, and the time was almost a quarter of an hour, how could they not attract jealousy. Not to mention the previous birthday poems that were majestic, sycophant, and overwhelming.
But the Queen Mother herself did not move. A queen mother who can rule peacefully for eight years under the condition of orphans and widows, of course, can distinguish what should be carefully cared about and what should be ignored and tolerated. Li You's ugly behavior is not worth asking about it at all, and she usually laughs when she hears it, but this person is unlucky to be publicly poked out on this occasion.
can't pretend to be confused, but the reward and punishment of Li You made Empress Dowager Qian embarrassed. It is not easy to be the first person in the world, whether she is rewarded or punished will be carefully considered and commented by others, and countless speculations will be deduced and analyzed, so be cautious.
Originally, Li You's poetry was brilliant today, and he should be rewarded with a big reward, but because of a scandal, it was inappropriate to increase his rank and advance as originally planned. Conversely, it is not appropriate to give punishment without a reward. According to her daughter, Li You, who has always been quick in writing, also worked hard for more than a month this time to make 30 articles and 1,608 crosses. Don't cool the heart of loyalty and filial piety.
The Empress Dowager Cisheng is worthy of being touted by Li You as the "female Yao Shun", and after a little thought, she has a plan. opened his mouth first and reproached: "Young people should abstain from qi and sex, how can they find flowers outside and ask Liu to provoke criticism?" What is this system? ”
He also instructed the eldest princess of Guide: "Li You is alone in Beijing, and it is inevitable that there will be inconveniences. You choose the two palace maids who are stable and reasonable, and send them to Li You's house to settle their surnames, thinking that they are now a gift. ”
Giving two palace maids, of course, is also a reward, but it does not attract people's eyes and gossip, and at the same time, it can be regarded as a warning to Li You, which can be called the best of both worlds.
Li You knew that it was only right to hurry up and thank him and fool the ugly thing through at this time, no matter what rewards and punishments it had, let's talk about it first. And those who are elected to the palace will not be too ugly!
He was about to step forward to thank him, but he heard that the god of Guide Chitose was serious, and said to the queen mother: "The ancestors have a law, and the officials are not allowed to call prostitutes." Lord Li entered the court as a minister, and openly violated this prohibition on the Holy Birthday Day of the Queen Mother, how can the crime of disrespect be indulged? The mother is sage, and the daughter dares not to obey the edict. ”
Morally, the eldest princess completely took possession of reason, putting on a posture of "law enforcement must be strict, and violations must be investigated", and no one can say that she is wrong. The inner prisoners who were killed said underground that this is the normal state of Chitose... The dead eunuch only said that Lao Tzu went to teach the Fang Division, but you aggravated the name of a prostitute, which is tolerable and which is unbearable! It's just that Li You, who was unsuccessful, felt all kinds of grievances in his heart, and when he heard the words, he rushed forward and retorted: "His Royal Highness Chitose is very wrong, how can the lower officials be greedy and lustful!" The Ministry of Rites reviewed the singing and dancing, and the lower officials took the opportunity to watch together. ”
What a clumsy and stupid excuse, the colt used to be used so much, and the men wouldn't change their tricks? The eldest princess of Guide sneered again and again: "What are you going to do if you are not greedy for flowers?" ”
There were a few people in the hall who had just come to attend this kind of occasion for the first time, and when they saw His Royal Highness Chitose suddenly turn his face with Li You, a sentence came out of their hearts - as the saying goes, a companion is like a tiger, and the old saying is really good. This is not yet the height of the king, but His Royal Highness Chitose is already like this.
My world, you don't understand... You don't understand... Li You gradually hypnotized himself into a poet state, like a boy inviting God to come up.
His face changed suddenly, and he said awe-inspiringly: "Xia Guan recently heard about the old story of Wu thief and Suzhou famous Chen Yuanyuan during the Chongzhen period, and wanted to imitate Bai Letian's long hatred and song, so he went to the teaching workshop to collect the style, or he could speculate and observe the words and deeds of his generation!" ”
After a pause, Li You said bitterly: "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell, the lower official is purely a way of inquiry, why don't you put this body in the fireworks field, I don't want to cause all kinds of misunderstandings." The poet has three flavors, it is difficult for outsiders to know, and it is difficult for outsiders to know, how can I express it! ”
The eldest princess of Guide, Li You, was dismissive, and seeing that Li You was not weak and short-breathed and obediently admitted her mistakes and begged for her forgiveness, but she was more annoyed, and couldn't help but say: "This is a shameless quibble." ”
Guide Chitose doesn't believe it, but there are still people who believe Li You's words... Zhu Fanghe, who is known as the court and the rain in time, came out of the crowd and said, "If you have this intention? Can Master Li get something? ”
What a good partner! Worthy of timely rain! Li You praised Zhu Bulang in his heart while shaking his head and reciting: "Dinghu abandoned the world at that time, and the traitor took the capital and Yuguan, weeping and crying for the six armies, and rushing to the crown - angry for the red face!" ”
The first few sentences made the knowledgeable Zhu Fanghe praise in his heart, and when he was eager to go down, he saw Li You stop, so he asked: "These few sentences came out of nowhere, writing that when Emperor Yizong was unable to return to the sky and the mountains and rivers were broken, he suddenly interspersed with a red face, which was ingenious and timeless in the irony of Wu thief, and had a bit of the charm of the long song of the Tang Dynasty. Nowadays, the genre of Yuefu song is very rare, and the best products are even more unique, can there be any more? If you want to learn the legacy of Yuan Bai, you can't just have four sentences? ”
Li You smiled bitterly: "I feel that only these four sentences have come out, and the back has not been completed, so I was summoned by the Queen Mother, and I will only wait for the completion of the supplement and then enjoy it with you." ”
Mr. Fang He sighed: "I often regret that the masterpieces of long songs have become extinct recently, and I think only you have the talent to fill the gap." It seems that there is no such blessing today. ”
Zhu Fanghe is an expert in poetry in the emperor's relatives and relatives, he said wonderful, and the people in the palace understood that it was really good, really wonderful, and it must be the best.
Those who know a little bit of poetry know that in the genre of long songs, it is difficult to have excellent works after the Tang Dynasty, let alone compete with Li Duyuanbai. A literati who reads four books, five classics, and examines eight stocks, how can he have this talent to wantonly sway across the ocean.
According to what Mr. Fang He said, now only Li She people have this level in the world.
At this time, on Li You, the aura of the famous poet suddenly covered his body, and he had a 100% moral bonus. Can the artist be called a scoop? It's looking for artistic inspiration, which you laymen don't understand.
Others may believe it, but the eldest princess of Guide understands that it was definitely Li You's impromptu move, and he has always been so slippery. In this case, you can make up some jokes and still make people applaud?
I thought that if I was jealous again, I was afraid that I would be seen by others as a little strange, so I had to snort coldly and stop talking, and I didn't bother to look at Li You's high-spirited appearance, so I looked up at Liang and secretly planned to do the future.
Seeing that the eldest princess no longer spoke, Empress Dowager Qian only said that this daughter who never bowed her head easily was completely convinced, looked at the time again, and waved her hand and said: "Li You will retire and submit this poem to the end, and the mourning family will read it in person." Today, I will allow you to join the teaching workshop to collect style, and I will not take it as an example. ”
It has become an elegant thing, and the Empress Dowager Cisheng is of course willing to have fun, and leads the sheep to fulfill Li You. If Li You can really write a long song of hatred and a long song that has been sung through the ages, it will also be the beauty of humanity and the pearl of prosperity in this dynasty. And she, Empress Dowager Qian, is this patron, thinking that Li You is so well-behaved and sensible, she will definitely praise her in the preface of the poem.
In this way, it can also show her generosity and generosity to the literati, and increase her good reputation when it spreads. To be a "female middle school Yao Shun" who collects morale and is famous in history, it is all piled up from small things bit by bit.
The matter was settled, and the famous poet Li Youru of this dynasty was amnestied, and in countless reverent eyes (mixed with some envy, jealousy and hatred, of course), he hurriedly walked out of the palace after resigning.
He thought as he walked, plagiarizing this round song had to be carefully changed, and there were no historical changes and the original sentence was copied, and it was difficult to explain what went wrong. Otherwise, why did he only dare to confide in the first four sentences with clear facts in public.
(To be continued)