"If you don't look for a woman, are you going to find a man?" Xiao Fan's face was like a coffin.

The two are the same age, but Zhu Yunwen is already the father of the child, and the person who became a father is still so innocent, Xiao Fan really doesn't know whether to be pleased or despised.

Zhu Yunwen's expression became more and more confused, and after thinking for a long time to no avail, he begged: "Xiao Shiyu, you said that I found the wrong direction, what do you mean?" ”

Xiao Fan looked at his pitiful and pleading appearance, and couldn't help but sigh.

If you don't wear a dragon robe, what does this thing look like an emperor? The supreme and noble person in the world, he can't soak a girl, he is blind to such a noble position, no wonder he was robbed by his uncle, he can't do small things, how to do big things?

"Pursuing women, that is, picking up girls, haven't you done it before?" Xiao Fan was very strange.

Zhu Yunwen said gloomily: "Pickle girl, I heard you mention this before, but I really haven't done it, my wife, Queen Ma, was selected by the emperor's grandfather back then, and later those concubines in the palace were selected from the show girls from all over the country, who do I want to spoil me, they all have to lie down honestly on the bed for me, do you need me to soak them?" ”

Xiao Fan looked at him sympathetically: "In this way, you don't even have your first love?" ”

"First love?" Zhu Yunwen's eyes showed a different color: "This word is used well!" I...... It seems that there really is no first love. ”

Xiao Fan sighed, the high-ranking Ninety-Five Supreme didn't even have a serious love, pitiful and lamentable.

"How did you fall in love with Huang Guan's sister?"

Zhu Yunwen showed a happy look, and said: "Actually, it was also very accidental, when I was playing in Jingshi City, I happened to see Huang Ying walking on the side of Xuanwu Lake, the weather was quite hot at that time, she sat under the willows by the lake, thinking that there was no one around, so she took off her shoes and socks and soaked her jade feet into the lake, but unexpectedly, that scene happened to be seen by me, you know, a woman's feet can't be seen by a strange man, and then when she saw me looking at her not far from her, she was so frightened that she screamed on the spot......"

Xiao Fan nodded and said, "And then?" ”

Zhu Yunwen was immersed in the good memories and couldn't extricate himself, and said with a happy face: "Then...... I was chased by her barefoot for three miles......"

Xiao Fan: "............"

"Since then, I've been deeply fond of her, Xiao Shiyu, you know? In fact, I have lived in the deep palace for a long time, I have not lived happily, I have many concubines, but those women are respectful and fearful in front of me, low eyebrows, they only see my dragon robe, and the supreme imperial power, but they never dare to enter my heart, I have many concubines, but I feel very lonely...... But Huang Ying is different, she is very lively, very cheerful, and has no scheming, she is an innocent and good woman, even if she is a little spicy and domineering, but this is exactly what I like about her......"

Xiao Fan said slowly: "I understand, you are purely cheap." ”

Zhu Yunwen looked at Xiao Fan, his eyes were full of help, and said: "Xiao Shiyu, you must help me, this is the first time in my life that I have fallen in love with a woman, I want to marry her, I want to be her man!" ”

Xiao Fan sighed and said, "But people don't seem to have any affection for you......"

"So you're going to help me!" Zhu Yunwen's eyes became eager.

"How do you want me to help you?"

"Don't hook up with her, even if you help me......"

Xiao Fan's face gradually darkened: "............"

Zhu Yunwen laughed and said, "Oh, I'm kidding you...... Xiao Shiyu, I have no experience in this area, you can help me with my moves. ”

Xiao Fan felt that he was very hard, not only did he work hard to maintain Zhu Yunwen's country and throne, and worked hard all night, but also wanted to help the young emperor's pickling girl career, and all the official and private affairs were involved.

If you push history back another thousand years, he and Zhu Yunwen are a copy of Zhuge Liang and Adou, one is tired to death, the other is alive and happy, the goods should be thrown away, and people should be killed compared to people...... With a long sigh, Xiao Fan patted Zhu Yunwen's shoulder and said earnestly: "Adou, ......"

Zhu Yunwen said with a dark face: "...... My nickname is not Adou! ”

"Your Majesty, this kind of thing depends on talent, but the method is also very important, and the words and behaviors must be appropriate......"

"Proper? Like what? ”

"For example, when everyone is not very familiar, you can't break in to help her wipe her back when she is in the bath, although it is kind, but most people are not very happy, this is inappropriate......"

Zhu Yunwen's eyes widened, and he looked like he had suddenly realized, and let out a long "oh".

Xiao Fan stared at him expectantly and said, "Is there a feeling of a sudden opening?" ”

Who knew that Zhu Yunwen immediately straightened his face and said, "Aren't you talking nonsense?" How stupid am I in your heart? Do you think I might do that? ”

"Okay, since you're not that stupid, I'll reluctantly teach you a few tricks......" Xiao Fan's tone was very authoritative, like a seasoned expert.

Zhu Yunwen rubbed his hands excitedly and said, "Say it quickly, say it quickly!" ”

After pondering for a while, Xiao Fan said slowly: "First of all, that Huang Ying didn't know that you were the emperor, and she didn't have any affection for you now, that is to say, you were actually a piece of in her eyes......"

The corners of Zhu Yunwen's mouth twitched, and he was about to cry: "I'm not that bad, right?" ”

Xiao Fan said seriously: "The words are a little vulgar, but the truth is right. ”

Silent for a long time...... "Okay, I'm a piece of......" Zhu Yunwen was forced to admit it, and said earnestly: "And then?" ”

Xiao Fan said leisurely: "Then, there is no then......

"Huh?" Zhu Yunwen was shocked.

"If I don't teach you a few tricks, you won't have a ......," Xiao Fan added.

"Teach me!"

Xiao Fan straightened his clothes, bowed to Zhu Yunwen, and said: "Your Majesty, the minister has the 'Five Waves Mantra', I am willing to present Your Majesty to help the Lord to level the world's pure girls and silver baby sluts!" ”

Zhu Yunwen perked up, and then said with great joy: "Wulang mantra, it sounds so sharp, Xiao Shi read, talk about it quickly!" ”

"The so-called five waves mantra, one of which is 'romantic'......"

"What do you mean by romance?"

"It is a sentimental word or behavior, which can touch the softest place in a woman's heart at a certain moment, as long as it is such a small moment, her heart has you since then, a woman is actually a type of person who is more impulsive than rational, as long as you touch her for a moment, she will die for you for a lifetime......"

Zhu Yunwen interjected: "How can you do what you say...... Romantic? ”

"It's actually quite simple, like ...... Sing a love song for her, or rain flower petals on her wherever she passes. ”

Zhu Yunwen groaned: "Forget about singing, I sing with this voice, I'm afraid she will be so frightened that she will chase me for three miles and scatter petal rain...... Well, it can be done. Xiao Shi reads, you go on. ”

"The five waves of mantras, the second is called 'waste'."

"Waste?"

"That's right! Waste, women like men who are willing to spend money for her, the more generous the easier it is to gain her favor, she will think that you value her, so as to indirectly move her...... For example, you can spend your wallet to go to a restaurant and invite her to a banquet, and you and her are the only ones in the whole building......"

Zhu Yunwen shook his head and said: "This is not good, I have a lot of silver, but Huang Ying is a girl from a serious family, and she rarely goes out, even if she goes out, it is impossible for her to live in a restaurant with me alone......"

"Okay, don't mention this skip, the third of the five waves mantra, called 'prodigal son', as the saying goes, men are not bad, women are not loved......"

Zhu Yunwen frowned and said, "Who said this saying?" ”

"All the sayings are my original...... Bad men are easy to arouse women's curiosity, she will think you are very mysterious, will want to explore what makes you bad, whether you have had vicissitudes of life in the past or unbearable past, arrogant and uninhibited and unrestrained men, it is easy to cause reverie and yearning in women's hearts......"

"Just try to pretend to be bad?"

"Yes, you have to pretend to be natural, you can't look too deliberate, and if you show traces, you will be embarrassed."

"What's the fourth?"

"The fourth is 'Waves', which is a bit difficult, take her to the lake, and then you run together in slow motion by the lake, sprinkling cheerful laughter all the way, the smile should be natural, pure, not obscene, and finally you frolic in the water, splashing water for fun with each other, the advantage of this is that you will soon find out that you are wet, she is also wet, and finally ......"

Zhu Yunwen said with a frightened face: "In the end, she will definitely steal the knife and kill me!" ”

Xiao Fan coughed dryly: "This step should be that she has a hazy affection for you, and it will be implemented when you are more ambiguous, and it will definitely not work at this stage now......"

"Xiao Shiyu, what is the fifth?"

"Fifth...... It's harder for you, the last wave of the five waves mantra,...... [***], this ...... You know. ”

Zhu Yunwen wiped his sweat and said, "Then it should be time for me and her to spend candles in the cave...... Does she call or do I call? ”

"It doesn't matter who calls, the important thing is that it must be waved!"

Zhu Yunwen patted his chest and said, "Don't worry about this, I will shake the mountains and shake ...... when I get up."

After a pause, Zhu Yunwen said: "Having said so much, I think the most reliable thing is to sprinkle the petal rain, this is not difficult, and it will not annoy her, well, it was decided, I ordered someone to find the flowers......"

Xiao Fan couldn't help but remind: "Your Majesty, don't scatter things, it's okay to sprinkle flowers, it's not appropriate to sprinkle cacti......

Zhu Yun paused for a moment, and then pleaded with a bitter face: "Xiao Shiyu, please, don't look at me so stupidly?" ”

Xiao Fan said with relief: "It's good not to be stupid, Your Majesty, you work hard to soak Huang Ying, I'll clean up her brother, let's work together to let his Huang family plant in our hands!" ”

Zhu Yunwen's handsome face twitched fiercely.

What is the ...... It's a beast!

After Zhu Yunwen was fooled by Xiao Fan, he happily prepared the petals, and wrapped his face around Huang Ying, and began to create romantic opportunities for him.

In the next few days, the Jinyi lieutenants who came and went in the Yamen of the Fusi of Jinyi Wei Town suddenly increased, and some people dressed in civilian clothes and with strange deeds went in and out of the Yamen, and went straight to the gate of the Beijing City and went to other places, like a drop of water into the sea, without the slightest trace.

Immediately, the supreme leader of Jinyiwei commanded Xiao Fan to issue several orders to his henchmen in the yamen, and with Xiao Fan's order, Jinyiwei, a huge state machine, began to rotate quickly and effectively.

There is still a strange and oppressive atmosphere lingering in the court of Beijing, whether it is Qingliu or annihilating the party, or a meritorious prince, the wind blows the grass on both sides of the wall, and the neutral faction who does not mix with everything and does not make up blindly...... These people all maintained a strange silence, as if all the factions in the court had made an appointment, whether in public or private, they all kept silent about political affairs, not to mention the struggle between the annihilation of the party and the Qingliu in the court, everyone looked like they were secretive.

This situation lasted for three days, and even Zhu Yunwen, who had always been careless, could see that something was wrong, but he couldn't say what was wrong.

In the midst of everyone's expectation, fear, or indifference, the long-brewing court struggle finally began on the fourth day.

In the early dynasty, the military department gave Zhou Shen a court shift in the middle of the matter, and asked Zhu Yunwen, the son of heaven, to impeach the Yunnan capital commander Liu Yangsheng falsely reported the number of sergeants under the jurisdiction of the thousand households under the jurisdiction of Si Yue Zhouwei, and was greedy for military salaries, and the fixed establishment of the thousand households was 1,120 people, but Liu Yangsheng concealed the number of sergeants to more than 600 people, and the sergeants under the jurisdiction of the thousand households were not even half of the establishment, but they received the full military salary and grain and rice of the Yunnan Metropolitan Division for four consecutive years.

Zhu Yunwen gave a holy decree without much thought, ordered Liu Yangsheng to be dismissed, and ordered Jinyiwei to arrest him and bring him to Beijing, where he was tried by the Criminal Department and the Military Department, and punished according to the law after discussing the crime.

The greed of thousands of generals for the Moxican army's food and rice was originally an inconspicuous matter, and most of the courtiers didn't take it to heart, including those Qingliu ministers.

On the Golden Palace, so many state affairs and government affairs are performed to the Son of Heaven every day, who will pay attention to the greedy little things of thousands of generals?

However, it was precisely this small incident that triggered the first round of monstrous waves in the Jianwen court.

The next day, the early dynasty, the Ministry of War to Shen Qidong to the Son of Heaven in the matter, Yuezhou Wei under the jurisdiction of a thousand households Liu Yangsheng greedy ink, from the small spot and peep at the whole leopard, Yunnan command the army is not strict, the inspector is not effective, a small thousand households of the general is bold, concealed the number of people, false army salary, this illegal act has been unnoticed for four years, has been peaceful, in this matter, Yunnan command envoy is guilty of unshirkable negligence, Shen Qidong asked the Son of Heaven to thoroughly investigate the Yunnan command envoy.

All the ministers are stunned, obviously it is a trivial matter of greedy ink, but the intention of the military department seems to be to make this matter bigger, this ...... What does it mean? The Ming Dynasty's command envoy division is under the jurisdiction of the Ministry of War, this kind of greedy ink thing on the Golden Palace, it is a very shameful thing for the Ministry of War, and now the Ministry of War actually disregards face, but instead aims at the Yunnan Command Envoy, as if to lose face more clean and thorough at a time before being willing,...... What is the Ministry of War doing?

Just when the ministers were still pondering the deep meaning, the left attendant of the military department, Lang Qitai, stood up and threw another bomb.

With the help of thousands of households in Dali, Yunnan, Jinyiwei has been found to be lawless, dereliction of duty, greedy for ink, and a number of things to slack off the army in Yunnan, and its left-behind commander Zhang Liang is from the three military generals, but in the local occupation of more than 1,000 hectares of people's land, more than 10 mansions, wives and concubines and slaves are like clouds, and the specifications and number of people who enter and exit the carriage and horse entourage have been suspected of exceeding the system, and the shot is even more bold and generous, spending a lot of money, and after the strict investigation of Jinyiwei, he finally found Zhang Liang colluded with his command to command the same knowledge, commanded the affairs, and the evidence of the greed of dozens of people such as thousands of households and hundreds of households in each guard, Presented to the Son of Heaven before the royal view.

The Manchu civil and military forces were stunned, Zhu Yunwen was stunned for a while, and suddenly Long Yan was furious, and the case was shot, and he urgently ordered Guizhou to command the envoy to send out two guards and horses, a total of more than 10,000 people to go to Yunnan, and all the military generals of the Yunnan Command Department were arrested and brought into Beijing for interrogation.

The military circles in Yunnan fell apart with a small ink corruption case, and the earth shook.

In the morning of the two days in a row, the military department pointed the spearhead at the Yunnan Metropolitan Command Envoy, and lifted it off, most of the generals were implicated from top to bottom, and the ministers in the court finally smelled a little unusual.

As we all know, Ru Yu, the secretary of the Ministry of War, is a hardcore annihilator of the party, and he is the No. 1 lackey under Xiao Fanmen.

What will the annihilators do? I heard that Xiao Fan, the leader of the annihilation party, plans to reform the military system, and the case of the Yunnan Metropolitan Command Envoy, will it be a signal for the annihilation of the party to initiate reform?

Everyone turned their eyes to Ru Yu, the secretary of the military department in the court, who stood among the ministers with an ivory board in both hands, with a signature honest smile on his chubby old face, looking like a kind and kind and benevolent and harmless cute fat old man, but the ministers who worked with Ru Yu knew that this seemingly harmless fat old man was actually selling cuteness at all!

In the seventh year of Hongwu, Ru Yu entered the country with a small tribute, which lasted twenty-four years, and the Hongwu court has undergone many purges over the years, Hu Weiyong, Lan Yu, Li Shanchang and other major cases implicated, a large number of court ministers have fallen into the country, but Ru Yu has been prosperous all the way, and has been on the rise, from Gongsheng to Cheng Lang, to the political envoy, to the left deputy capital of the imperial history, and finally the extremely human minister, in charge of the military department. Among the civil and military people in the Manchu Dynasty, who survived the brutal massacre of Emperor Hongwu and continued to be promoted, except for Ru Yu, there was no semicolon.

What the hell is this old guy going to do? What did he receive from Xiao Fan?

Under the gaze of everyone, either expectant or suspicious, Ru Yu covered her mouth and coughed lightly, and finally lived up to expectations and stood up to the court.

"Your Majesty, the minister is the secretary of the military department, in charge of the military affairs of the Ming Dynasty, Yunnan is the commander of the envoy so unscrupulous to do illegal things, Zhang Liang is even more bold, not only colluding with his subordinates to be greedy for ink, dereliction of duty, and the place where he lives has done a lot of overstepping, this is a big rebellion! The minister lived in the military department, but it was not until now that he realized that the minister was guilty, the minister was derelict in his duties, and the minister asked His Majesty for the guilt......"

Saying that, Ru Yu knelt in the middle of the golden hall, his old eyes blinked a few times, and shed a few tears that seemed to be remorseful and painful.

Zhu Yunwen looked at Ru Yu's cute appearance, and his anger suddenly turned invisible, and he almost laughed out loud.

"Ru Shangshu doesn't have to blame himself, this is all Zhang Liang's crime, it has nothing to do with you, you can settle down."

Ru Yu knelt in the golden hall, but did not get up when she heard the words, but lowered her head and said something that shocked the court.

"The case of the Yunnan Commander Division, the Ministry of War has investigated it clearly, but this case has taught us a lot of lessons. ——Hongwu twenty-six years of the blue jade rebellion case, the first emperor thundered and was furious, successively led countless generals in the army, although the remnants of the blue party were cleared, but this move also caused the lack of promising generals in the army, a large number of incompetent generals flooded the army, which led to the chaos of the military system in the army, greedy for ink, low morale, uneven good and bad, the soldiers are old and weak, slack, twilight breeds and gradually loses combat power, in the long run, my Ming million army has almost no soldiers to fight, if there is a foreign enemy invasion, my Ming country is in danger, the Ming society is in danger, the soldiers are weak, and the generals are outnumberedFrom this point of view, my Ming military system has reached the time to change, otherwise in the future, the ministers are afraid that there will be no soldiers in the territory of the Ming Dynasty, and there will be no available generals, so the ministers will play in front of His Majesty's steps, please discuss the reform of the military system! ”

(To be continued)