Chapter 69: Don't Be a Gentleman (Unbanned Chapter)
Xiao Fan looked at the five girls on the stage singing and dancing, and laughed in his heart.
Commercial publicity, just a form, to achieve the purpose of attracting customers, other businessmen imitate his creativity he is not opposed, but you completely copy it is not right, why not use your mind to change it a little? It's still the original feature of the drunken fairy building.
Xiao Fan looked around, carefully looked at the layout and decoration of this guest building, the more he looked at it, the more familiar he felt, many details were exactly the same as the original Zuixian Building, it was simply the original Zuixian Building moved from Jiangpu to Jingshi, Xiao Fan had an intuition, he must know the owner of the restaurant, and he was very familiar with it......
It's still a short time to cross, and I haven't reached the realm of acquaintance all over the world, right?
Xiao Fanleng's kung fu, Zhu Yunwen was already very dissatisfied on the side.
"Brother Xiao, Xiao Fan! You squirted me with a drink, you have to apologize, right? What does it mean to sit there and make flutes? ”
Xiao Fan came back to his senses and said very calmly: "Dare to ask His Royal Highness the Prince's will?" ”
Zhu Yunwen was stunned by this serious question, and then he immediately straightened his clothes very formally, straightened his waist, looked directly at Xiao Fan, and replied solemnly: "Lonely Zhizhi, be fooled to help Sheji, and to appease the people of Li, rule the world with benevolence, righteousness and generosity, and create a prosperous era comparable to the Han and Tang Dynasties." ”
Xiao Fan nodded, and said with a straight face: "Your Highness's ambition can be described as lofty, but how can you do it?" ”
Zhu Yunwen's eyes showed excitement, just like Xiao He of the Han Dynasty met Han Xin, and like the Ximen officials saw Jin Lian, they hurriedly asked: "Brother Xiao is talented, I don't know why you can teach me?" ”
Xiao Fan slowly stretched out four fingers and said, "It's very simple, just do four words: convince people with virtue." ”
Zhu Yunwen's expression became more and more admiring, and his attitude became more and more respectful, with a humble attitude of "treating the king as a countryman", he said respectfully: "I would like to hear it in detail." ”
"Convincing people with virtue is the original meaning of Confucianism, that is, it doesn't matter if I spray your face full of wine, you can let me continue to spray until I take it......"
Zhu Yunwen petrified: "............"
After a while, Zhu Yunwen jumped up and shouted, "This is called convincing people with virtue?" Aren't you overtly bullying? There's a fart relationship with Germany! ”
Xiao Fan looked at Zhu Yunwen, who was full of unhappiness, and asked coldly: "The ways of benevolence and righteousness that you learn every time, think about it carefully, isn't that what is going on?" Knowing how to be benevolent and forgiving is a true gentleman, this is what the saints taught you, don't you want to be a true gentleman? ”
Zhu Yun was stunned, his face was full of thought, and said: "Mr. Huang taught me that a gentleman can die, not trapped, bullied, and re......ckless."
Xiao Fan smiled: "To put it bluntly, a gentleman is used to be bullied......"
Zhu Yunwen said unhappily: "How can you say that? A person who values benevolence and virtue can be called a gentleman, but a gentleman is not a fool, how can he be so easy to bully? ”
Xiao Fan sighed in his heart, this guy was not lightly harmed by Huang Zicheng......
Xiao Fan's eyes rolled and he smiled: "Do you think a gentleman is not easy to bully?" I'll show you. ”
As he was talking, a girl who was selling drinks passed by the table of the two, the girl was full of peach, her pretty eyes were full of spring, and the smell of wind and dust was quite heavy, and her little eyes flew next to the table, it seemed that she was a girl from a Qinglou who had just become a good girl.
In Zhu Yunwen's curious gaze, while the girl was facing away from the two, Xiao Fan suddenly made a lightning move, touched the girl's fat and stiff buttocks, and then quickly retracted his hand, picked up the wine glass, and looked nonchalant.
The girl was suddenly attacked on the buttocks, startled by a coquettish cry, quickly turned around, glared at the two of them ashamedly and angrily, and kept looking at the two of them, as if confirming the murderer of the buttocks.
Xiao Fan coughed twice, then looked sorry for him, and said to Zhu Yunwen: "Brother Zhu, you ...... How can you do that! That's not right! ”
Zhu Yunwen was shocked: "Huh? This...... It's none of my business! It's obviously ......"
"A gentleman is lustful, and he must take it in a proper way, Brother Zhu, why do you have to be sneaky?" Xiao Fan was heartbroken.
Zhu Yunwen opened his mouth infinitely aggrieved: "I ......"
Seeing Zhu Yunwen's red lips and white teeth, plump and handsome, the girl's anger gradually disappeared, and her face turned to be full of spring, and she glanced at him with shame and joy, and said angrily: "Son, you are really bad, take advantage of others, people don't care, you have to buy other people's wine, your daughter of twenty years is red for only two taels of silver, childe, you can buy a jar, other people's cheapness can't let you take advantage of it in vain......"
Zhu Yunwen was about to cry: "I didn't do it......"
"Oh, son, you're not right, you take advantage of everything, and people don't blame you, why don't you admit it? Childe - buy a jar of bars ......"
Xiao Fan smiled evilly and raised his eyebrows at Zhu Yunwen, and coaxed: "Son, take out the silver, you can't take advantage of it for nothing......"
The wine girl said happily: "That's it, it's just two taels of silver, Gongzi is not such a stingy person, right?" ”
Zhu Yunwen glared at Xiao Fan angrily, and then very helplessly took out two taels of silver, looking sad and depressed.
The wine girl got the silver, happily took a jar of wine and put it on the table for the two, and then flew a wink at Zhu Yunwen, "Childe, come to someone else after drinking, they are willing to let you take advantage of ......it again."
The girl went away with a spring on her face.
Zhu Yunwen had tears in his eyes and looked at Xiao Fan aggrievedly: "You framed me......"
Xiao Fan smiled and said, "You have a bad reputation for being lustful for nothing, and you have been wronged once, but you have taken advantage of it for nothing, what have you gained?" ”
"I've Learned a Lesson......"
Xiao Fan laughed and said, "Do you still want to be a gentleman?" ”
Zhu Yunwen was furious: "A bastard is a gentleman!" ”
Xiao Fan was relieved: "The son can be taught!" ”
I quietly breathed a sigh of relief in my heart, in the future, King Yan rebelled against him, should he not say the eternal stupid words "Don't kill King Yan, so that I will have the notoriety of killing my uncle", right?
Long.
Zhu Yunwen couldn't help but ask, "How does that girl's fragrant buttocks taste to the touch?" ”
Xiao Fan's face was full of aftertaste: "Soft but not greasy, smooth as clotted fat, good buttocks." ”
Zhu Yunwen suddenly looked envious and yearning.
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When Xiao Fan returned to Jiangpu, it was already dusk.
Zhu Yunwen reluctantly sent him out of Beijing, and then made an appointment to meet after a few days, and when he said goodbye, he looked like a child abandoned by adults, very cute.
Back to the mountain temple, seeing the lights swaying in the temple from a distance, Xiao Fan's heart was full of warmth, although the cold kiln was broken, it could shelter from the wind and rain, someone lit a lamp and waited for him, this is the feeling of home.
Taixu was gnawing on a huge hoof, eating with a mouth full of oil, picking up the wine jug from time to time and pouring a large sip of wine, and then sighed with satisfaction.
The little beggar girl also learned to be too empty, but unfortunately she was too young, with small hands and small mouths, holding a big hoof and not knowing from which angle to put her mouth down, looking at the too empty who was eating and drinking with a sad face, and her expression was very envious.
As soon as Xiao Fan entered the temple gate, the little beggar girl put down the hooves in her hand and greeted her happily.
Taixu looked at him and said, "Poor Dao still thinks that you won't come back today, the Son of Heaven announced that you have entered the palace, did you make you an official?" ”
"Ahem...... No, the disciple's ambition is not in the high temple court, but between the mountains and rivers......"
"Come on, it's probably because the Son of Heaven summoned you and asked a few casual questions, and then sent you back......" Taixu said to the point.
Xiao Fan admired: "Master's more than 100-year-old life is really not in vain, but the apprentice came back this time to receive the holy decree......
"What decree?"
Xiao Fan coughed twice, then straightened his waist and said loudly: "Listen, from now on, I will study hard, and I plan to take the top exam......
"Poof-" Taixu squirted out a sip of wine, widened his eyes and said in astonishment: "You? Are you the top scorer? …… You're not sick, are you? ”
Xiao Fan said with a smile: "Master, your old man is accurate in calculating hexagrams, help me calculate and see if I am a ...... of Wenqu Xing."
Taixu laughed: "Just you? Still Wenqu Xing down to earth? If Wenqu Xing is attached to you, God will not agree. ”
Xiao Fan's face darkened: "Master, when you fool others, you bluff others, I am your most well-behaved and filial apprentice, why do you say so directly, fool me a few words?" ”
"Then I fooled you, do you believe it?"
"I don't believe it."
"I don't believe in the poor way."
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The little beggar girl was very clingy to Xiao Fan, and as soon as she finished eating, she rubbed to his side, as if only by Xiao Fan's side could she find a sense of security.
Xiao Fan caressed her head lovingly, the little beggar girl raised her head slightly, closed her eyes and comfortably enjoyed Xiao Fan's caresses, and gradually leaned her little head into Xiao Fan's arms, like a lazy kitten, cute and docile.
Xiao Fan looked down at her, she was fully nourished recently, and there was no shortage of food and drink, the little beggar girl's yellow complexion had gradually faded, and her skin had gradually become white and tender, which was refreshing and pitiful. It can be seen that in a few years, she will inevitably grow into a peerless beauty.
There are many coincidences in life, some coincidences are beautiful, and some coincidences are regrettable.
The encounter with the little beggar girl, Xiao Fan felt that it was a very beautiful coincidence, and unconsciously, the fate of the two was closely linked, and they were inseparable in this life.
"Huh? There is a birthmark on the back of your neck......" Xiao Fan looked at the back of the little beggar's smooth neck in surprise, and a very conspicuous dark red diamond-shaped birthmark was impressive.
The little beggar didn't open her eyes, but just tugged at the corners of her mouth slightly, and said, "Brought out of the mother's womb." ”
"Nonsense, I didn't know it was brought out of my mother's womb, by the way, I asked you something, do you know your background?"
The little beggar suddenly stiffened, and said very stiffly: "I don't remember." ”
Xiao Fan didn't notice her stiff face in his arms, and still pondered: "Then it's troublesome...... Putting that aside, do you remember your name? ”
The little beggar shook her head: "I was born cheap, I don't have a name, I should call me a cat, and I should ...... if you call me a dog."
Xiao Fan smiled: "Then how can it be done, a girl's family must have a good name." ”
The little beggar raised her head from his arms, a slight smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, and whispered, "Then you can give me a name." ”
Xiao Fan looked at her immature little face with vicissitudes of life, and felt a slight pain in her heart, she had suffered a lot of hardships and hardships at a young age, a little girl who didn't even have a name, and was struggling for survival, why did God treat her so coldly?
Xiao Fan looked at her little face carefully, with a fair face, big eyes, slightly thin lips, and a straight little nose, combined into a beautiful and delicate face, her eyebrows were very thin, like two narrow willow leaves, quietly covering the eyes, the only fly in the ointment was that the eyebrows were too thin, after all, she was only eleven or twelve years old, like a new sprout in early spring, and the small appearance had not yet grown.
Xiao Fan smiled: "I'm too lazy to draw moth eyebrows, it's too late to make up and groom, your eyebrows are too light, our conditions will be better in the future, I'll paint your thrush, well, the name thrush seems to be pretty good......"
The little beggar muttered the thrush twice, and whispered, "I know that there is a bird called the thrush, and that kind of bird is aggressive but has a crisp and gentle call......
The little beggar girl looked at Xiao Fan fixedly, with a certain kind of faith in her beautiful eyes, and said deeply: "...... But this bird cannot leave the mountains and forests, and without the mountains and forests, it is nothing. ”
The strings in Xiao Fan's heart were quietly plucked.
The little beggar lowered her head, chanted a few times, then raised her head to look at Xiao Fan, and said in a very serious tone: "From today on, my name will be Thrush, Xiao Thrush." ”
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