Chapter 4: The Five Declines of Heaven and Man (Section 32)
"Why not, didn't you just say it? Our purpose is to open up the yang world and the underworld, and create a space where both humans and ghosts can live and mingle. The physical living space in the yang world is larger, and human beings have a lot less worries about life, at least the housing prices will fall. The ancestors of the underworld can also enjoy the fireworks in the yang world all the time, and then people and ghosts coexist. Hua Wenliu said this, looked up at the sky, opened his hands as if reciting a poem, "How beautiful the picture should be!"
"Fuck you, your 'Heavenly Dao Gate' is simply a cult. You are also a disciple of the Taoist sect, don't you know the truth that all things are negative yin and embrace yang? Everything has yin and yang contained in it. As you just said, since ancient times, there have been natural phenomena such as night and day, heaven and earth, men and women, cold and warm, etc., and people are inseparable from the cycle of birth, old age, sickness and death. Let people and ghosts live in the same space, you can imagine it. Let's try you first, and then let you enjoy it in the underworld" The more Fang Bolin spoke, the more angry he became, snatched the stick in Long Jigang's hand, and poked it with a stick.
Hua Wenliu was caught off guard, and he was hit hard in the stomach, even if he was on guard, he had to eat hard this time, because he annoyed Fang Berlin, and it was really possible not to bring himself back to the yang world.
"You just said that your master Lin Tianzu is not dead?" the tycoon asked Liu as he picked up the flower.
"The master has passed away a long time ago, but in order to realize this grand plan for the benefit of mankind as soon as possible, his three souls and seven spirits have already lived with those more than 100,000 yin spirits. Hua Wenliu covered her stomach and was full of vigilance.
"Don't talk nonsense, what is the purpose of your visit this time?" said the stray bullet as he pulled out the electric baton from his waist and pressed the button to send out a 'crackling' spark.
"Come and inspect ....... see if there are any business opportunities for cooperation. Hua Wenliu stammered.
"Ladies and gentlemen, you have arrived on the ground. The coachman stopped the chariot.
"I'm going to the bathroom," the group yelled and got out of the car.
"I have a stomachache, lie down for a while, remember to call me when I'm leaving. Hua Wenliu collapsed directly on the carriage.
Fang Bolin thought about it, forgive him and didn't dare to run away without permission, since everyone was tired, it was better to relax and relax, so he nodded.
Wang Tou'er greeted back and forth with two officials with a lantern, and when he saw Fang Bolin, he stepped forward as if he saw his father, "Master Fang, you always walk slowly." ”
Fang Berlin pushed his hand, "Come on, you call me master, I don't know where to follow in this generation." It's convenient to take these grandfathers and aunts to the bathroom ..... thatched house, thank you!"
Wang Tou'er looked flattering, "The little one offended you before, it turns out that Fang Ye is not only a friend of the master, today you are out of the limelight on the Nai He Bridge, the underworld is known to all ghosts, even the 'Five Yin Breaking Sun' You are not afraid, the little admire, and please forgive the recklessness and rudeness of the villain before." ”
"Okay, Wang Tou'er, you can take my group of friends to the thatched house first, thank you. Fang Bolin wanted to laugh when he saw him with a sycophant face.
"OK, a few old men and aunts, please come with the little ones. Wang Tou'er nodded and led the way.
Everyone went to the thatched house, Fang Berlin couldn't help but look around, this is the welcome hall, although it is dark now, you can also take a look, behind is the back garden of the three halls, there is a 100-meter-long stone green road in front, and then it looks like a lobby, like a place where the old man ascends to the hall, two rows of torture instruments and weapons are vaguely seen on both sides, and there are two kneeling stones under the hall, one left and one right are separated by two meters, I think it is for the plaintiff and the defendant to kneel.
I was about to walk forward, when I suddenly heard someone above shouting, "Engong, are you here?"
Fang Bolin looked up, the sky was gloomy and he couldn't see anything, and then the voice remembered again, "Engong, I'm above you." ”
Fang Bolin raised his head and tried to look, but there was still nothing, he picked up the torch inserted in the wall and shone it up, but still saw nothing, just as he was about to remove the torch, he was frightened.
I saw a human head with a cloak scattered, less than three centimeters from the tip of his nose, a gust of wind blew, blowing the messy hair on the dead man's head, and it was really chilling and creepy at a glance.
"Who are you?" Fang Berlin felt the blood in his body run cold.
"Eun Gong, it's me. Have you forgotten? Last time I was in the woods, I asked you to help me redress my grievances, and I still ...... Let the little fire start a tree and save that friend of yours. The man's head flew up and down, gesturing.
Fang Bolin remembered, "Didn't you ask you to find Master Bao Zhengbao?"
When the man heard this, he couldn't stop his tears from raining down, "Engong, you don't know, what I want to sue is that Bao Bao Xiren." He disregarded human life and killed me by mistake. ”
"Then you ..... looking for Yan Jun, looking for me..... what can I do to help?" Fang Bolin suddenly remembered that it was Wei Chen's advice, don't worry about this dead man's affairs.
"Poor ..... no one pays attention to me from top to bottom, they all avoid me......" The man couldn't cry.
"The problem is that I'm in a hurry to go back now, do you see if you want to do anything else......" Fang Bolin had just said this, when he heard the footsteps of a group of people waiting.
"Who are you talking to?" Long Jigang shook the water in his hands as soon as he came out, "Who brought a tissue, borrow it from me." ”
"Aunt Long, this has this. A servant accompanied the smile and handed over a towel.
"The little guy is clever, let Haige of the Qing Dynasty reward you. Long Jigang jokingly took the towel and wiped it.
"The little one thanked Aunt Long first. The officer bent down and thanked him.
"Wait, I'm going to the latrine. Fang Berlin was afraid that Long Jigang would ask again, so he hurriedly borrowed urine to escape, and rushed to the toilet quickly, just unchained his trousers, and the voice came from behind him, "Engong, don't you even care about me?"
Fang Berlin was so frightened at the moment that he peed his pants and hurriedly braked, "I said big brother, are you so scary?"
"Eun Gong is angry and angry, Shimei has no intention of offending, please forgive me. The head of the person kowtowed to Fang Berlin repeatedly.
"Okay, I'm in a hurry, you hurry up and pick the important ones and say, I'll do my best. Let me be clear that I may not be able to help you with anything. Fang Bolin waved his hand to continue.
"Engong, my name is Chen Shimei, and I am the new champion and concubine of the Renzong period...."The head saw Fang Berlin make a stop gesture.
"You said your name is Chen Shimei, is it Chen Shimei who killed Qin Xianglian and her children, abandoned his wife and daughter, and later died under the head of Lord Bao?" Fang Bolin shook his head and reacted incredibly, it was good to come to the underworld, and he could listen to so many stories.
"Yes, Engong, but I didn't kill Qin Xianglian and a pair of children ....., I was wronged. Chen Shimei shook her head again and again.
"You didn't kill anyone, I believe this, you still need to do it yourself, you whistle, more than a hundred killers will fight to wield a knife for your donkey. Fang Bolin looked at Chen Shimei with interest.
"I confess that I coveted wealth and abandoned my wife and children, but I did not kill anyone. The killer Han Qi was not sent out by me. Chen Shimei sighed.
"Who could that be?" Fang Bolin unchained his trousers again.
"Princess Zhao Zhao is the princess who recruited me as a concubine. Han Qi was sent by her from the palace to hunt down Qin Xianglian's mother and son, and later Han Qi took pity on her three mothers and sons, let them go, but committed suicide by slashing her neck. Bao Zheng said that I abandoned my wife and children, and I confessed, but I didn't let Han Qi kill anyone, which Han Qi himself can testify. Chen Shimei gritted her teeth and said.
"Where is Han Qi now?" Fang Bolin said as he shushed vigorously, "I said Chen Yuma, I am different from you, you have a pair of children and a monogamous wife." But what about me, I'm not married yet, my baby still needs to pass on the ancestry, you said that you, the dead man's head, are like CCTV, staring at me all the time, who can stand it?" Fang Bolin turned sideways.
"Engong, Han Qi is now on an errand for Yan Jun, Shimei doesn't understand, how can I have a monogamy, what does this mean? Shimei doesn't dare to peep at Engong, don't dare. Chen Shimei said as she hid behind Fang Bolin's back.
"One of your wives is a princess, and one of her wives bore you a pair of children. You just said that since Han Qi is on an errand with Yan Jun, you can find Yan Jun to explain the matter, and then let Han Qi testify against you. Why do you want to trouble me?" Fang Bolin finally let out a breath, and finally finished hissing.
"Engong, you don't know, this is all nonsense...... From the time I was beheaded until now, how many years have you said, Yan Jun has been saying that he has no time, and he has allowed me to make a lot of noise everywhere in the underworld, but he refuses to see me. Not only Yan Jun, but all the yamen were afraid to avoid me when they saw me. I guess they all know that Bao Zheng misjudged, but the problem is that the yamen of the prefecture no matter which dynasty does not accept my petition, and all the officials avoid me. I know that they think that my death is not a pity, but Bao Zheng has been incorruptible all his life, beautiful and famous, and is admired by all the people, whether it is the yang world or the underworld, he has long been shaped into the embodiment of the gods. It has been thousands of years in the underworld, and no one is willing to destroy this god-like aura with their own hands, although they all know that there will be hidden secrets in it. Chen Shimei shook her head and looked up to the sky and let out a long sigh.
"Then you are looking for me, the key is that what I say, does it work in the underworld? This is offending people...... The work of offending ghosts, especially the ghosts who are all officials in the underworld. Fang Bolin went through the whole thing in his heart, and he had a solution in his heart.
"You are a lawyer in the yang world, you have a friendship with the old man of the family, and you are also a Taoist disciple, maybe you don't know, right? You have just walked in the 'Nai He Bridge' and have already been famous in the underworld, for thousands of years, which Yang person can come and go freely on the 'Nai He Bridge', and you can avoid the 'Five Yin Breaking Sun' in the underworld for ten thousand years, which is enough to show your ......" Chen Shimei was worried that Fang Bolin would not agree, so she touted hard.
Fang Bolin was impatient, and stopped him with a gesture, "Okay, Chen Concubine, I promise to handle this matter..... do my best." You just have a good rest, don't be scary everywhere anymore, I'm going to leave too. By the way, what was the name of one of your brothers who helped burn trees to keep my friends warm last time?"
"His name is Xiao Huozi, it's ......" Chen Shimei wanted to continue, but Fang Bolin waved his hand impatiently, "Remember, I'll thank you in person later." ”