Let's talk about it first.

Ten times the number of three thousand and twenty court staffs, which is thirty thousand and two hundred, and my brothers and sisters laughed at me for not being good at math.

In fact, this time it's not that the beans are bad at math, it's that the language is not good, what I want to write means is, three thousand and twenty, the first twenty times is the first weight, and the punishment Zhuge is late; The last three thousand is the second weight, the punishment of Wu Yiwei is too stupid, and Jingtai's tenfold words are the second one... It is 3,000 to 30,000, and 20 to 20.

Hehe, I'm good at math, but my language is too poor, and I can't explain it clearly ^_^========================= more than 30,000 canes, and the cane guard really wants to kneel on the ground and ask long live: Can I play in shifts?

Jingtai saw the guard's doubts, stretched out his finger and pointed at him, and said something inexplicable: "From today on, you will follow Lord Zhuge ." ”

Everyone in the room didn't know why, Jingtai took a sip of medicinal tea, and continued to say to the cane guard unhurriedly: "Thirty thousand canes don't need to be finished at once, divide them, three canes a day, morning, noon and evening, and give me a battle to fight him, and it will be enough to fight for 10,000 days......."

At this time, Zhuge Xiaoyu suddenly knelt on the ground with a grunt, his eyes were red and his face was grateful, and he kowtowed heavily. Jingtai didn't look at him at all, and still said to the staff guard: "Ten thousand days is not enough for thirty years... In this way, he will not fight when he is sick, he will not fight when he is injured, he will not fight during the third festival and the fifth day, and he will do the same at other times, and he will make up for thirty years, starting from tomorrow. ”

After saying that, Zhuge had already cried bitterly, and he didn't dare to howl in front of the emperor, so he could only desperately suppress his crying, and the strange sound of cooing and whining sounded extremely uncomfortable. The little insect was well-behaved, waved his hand when he saw this, ordered others to retreat, and bowed to Banzai himself, and quietly left the imperial study.

Zhuge Xiaoyu is a military attaché, a person who commands the heavy weapons of the country, how can his skills be ordinary? The punishment of three rods every morning, noon and evening is nothing to him, and the 30,000 rods given by Jingtai are not so much punishment as whipping. And in his opinion, this whipping is not from His Majesty's love and trust.

In the second fire alone, even the chief officer of the Thousand Crane Guard, who had nothing to do with him, was convicted, not to mention the Lord of Wuyi Guard, who made mistakes one after another? But this time, His Majesty has not taken the blame seriously...... The previous worries and frustrations were swept away, replaced by guilt and gratitude, Zhuge is not a person who loves to cry, but now he can't hold back his crying no matter what.

"In this world, above people are talents, above talents are geniuses, and Xie Fatzi is geniuses. He was born to be a secret agent, and if he was here, all that mess would not have happened, and you would not be as good as him. After the others left, Jingtai still didn't look at Zhuge , the emperor's body leaned on the back of the chair, his chin was raised, and he looked at the roof: "But he is dead, but you are still alive, do you know why?" ”

"Xie Fatzi finds out what things, he will always weigh them first, and then decide which ones to report and which ones not to report, most of the things he reported are good for him, and the things he hides are even more for himself. You are different, you never hide what you know. Without Zhuge answering, Jingtai gave the answer: "You are more honest than him, more loyal than him, and want to maintain my world more than him, and this is the reason." You don't work as well as him... Although he is not a genius, at least he is still a talent, but there was a Chang Tingwei before, so it always seems that you can't do it. But in all fairness, Wu Yiwei has done a good job over the years, and I know it. ”

"But... It's not enough to just do well, you have to do a good job. If I just want to be an ordinary emperor, I can't make it difficult for you anymore, but I am determined to be in the world, and now you can't even take care of a single territory in the east, and in the future, the plateau, the desert, the grassland, and the southern wilderness will be merged into the territory, won't you be even more difficult? Saying that, Jingtai finally looked at Zhuge Xiaoyu: "If you don't have enough intelligence, you can only make up for it with diligence, I beat you three times a day to ask you to work hard." ”

Speaking of this, Jingtai suddenly diverted the topic: "Three years ago, I had a serious illness, which hurt my vitality and lost my life... Originally, with my body, properly cared for, I could live past the ninetieth birthday, but now I have lost more than ten years, and I may not be able to live to the age of eighty. ”

Zhuge Xiaoyu's voice also had a crying voice: "My emperor has his own heavenly blessing, and the dragon body is healthy and long-lived......

What the courtier said was just a scene, but from the other party's tone, he could hear the sincerity, this feeling made the emperor very comfortable, Jingtai smiled and shook his head: "I have the best doctor in the world by my side, so I have understood since I was a child that longevity is pure nonsense, and everyone can't escape death... I have already passed the age of no confusion, and when I am full, I still have more than 30 years of life left. ”

As he spoke, Jingtai suddenly aggravated his tone: "I can live for thirty years, so I beat you with ten thousand rods... Honghao, can you understand what I mean? ”

Zhuge Xiaoyu is a rainbow hao.

The emperor set the punishment of 'three rods a day and thirty years of punishment', and he himself could only live for another thirty years, how could Zhuge not understand the deep meaning of Jingtai's hidden in it: In this thirty years, you can go over with me.

The cry that gradually subsided suddenly became louder again, Zhuge kowtowed heavily, otherwise he didn't know how to declare the gratitude in his heart that was almost bursting.

Jingtai laughed again: "If you cry like this, don't you have to be beaten?" Wipe away your tears, and go down first and take the twenty rods. Come back after being beaten, I still have something for you to do! ”

The second punishment, 30,000 rods, was divided into ten years, and the first to punish him for his late 20 rods had to be beaten immediately.

…… When Zhuge was carried back, the little insect returned to the imperial study to wait, and the emperor also announced that a imperial doctor was on standby.

Zhuge Hou buttocks opened flesh, he did not exercise to resist, on the contrary, he also took the initiative to ask the cane guard to use all his strength, but the cane guard, pondering that he would have to follow this adult for the rest of his life, and wanted to sell a friendship first, and everyone would get along well after the fight was lighter, but now the adult insists on beating hard, and he has to reluctantly make it difficult...... The imperial doctor hurriedly stepped forward to clean the wound, apply medicine and bandage it, and after a busy treatment, Jingtai explained the errand.

The emperor's mind remained the same, if the rebels made him unhappy, he would kill people, completely ignoring the previous advice of Wen Jinqian, and Wuyiwei killed all the dependents of officials above the rank of captain and captain in the rebel camp, without exterminating the nine clans, but the immediate family members such as parents, wives and children would be killed.

The killing of the relatives of the rebels, in addition to punishment, also hid another calculation of Jingtai...... Zhuge wanted to get up and kowtow to take his life, Jingtai looked at his buttocks, smiled and waved his hand: "You just lie on your stomach." Then he changed his mind and asked, "How do you think those people should be killed?" ”

Zhuge thought about it seriously and replied: "In recent decades, Dayan has rarely prospered again, but the law is still there, and it has not been abolished... The rebels committed a great crime of the Nine Clans, and His Majesty only killed the direct relatives above the captain of Renyong, which is already an extrajudicial grace, and there is no conflict with the law of Dayan. After speaking, he paused slightly, and after waiting for a moment to see that Jingtai did not speak, Zhuge continued: "However, killing relatives will drive the rebels to a dead end, and it will also be a stimulus to those sour Confucian fools in the country." With the power of the ministers, it is not difficult to make some natural disasters [***], so that all those sins die accidentally, this is not in harmony with the law, but it will not have too much impact, and in the ignorance of heaven and man, the matter will be done. ”

Zhuge only gives choices, and it is Jingtai who is really in charge.

The latter listened to his tirade and showed a ridiculous expression: "Originally, I wanted you to assassinate in secret and cause less trouble!" Jingtai killed people this time in order to vent his anger, as long as a person dies, he can be angry, he can be happy, and he doesn't need to show anyone: "I asked you how to kill, not to refer to what kind of law and human affection, but to ask you what kind of people want to die." ”

He still didn't know what he asked, but Zhuge Xiaoyu already understood: "Or boiling water and pouring water, or rats and ants, or peeling skin and gouging out eyes, all of them will die miserably, if you leave a whole corpse, the minister will come to see long live... Also, the little ones will die in front of the big ones, and the big ones will die in front of the old ones... In every family, the youngest baby will die first, and the last one to die will definitely be the oldest. ”

Jingtai didn't say much, but he didn't shake his head either, his expression was very clear, and he was probably satisfied, but he still felt that it was not enough.

Zhuge Xiaoyu continued: "The minister has heard that traitors and thieves have anti-bones in the back of their heads and rebellious tendons in their bodies, no matter how good the Lord is to them, they will still rebel in the end, and the reason is that the blood of thieves is passed down from generation to generation, and the anti-heart inherits ......."

The minister's topic ran from Zhu Wei to touching the bones and looking at the face, Jingtai was not interested in listening too much, and asked directly: "What do you want to say?" ”

"What the minister wants to say is that the crime of Zhenqing originates from the inheritance of the evil roots of the ancestors, and it is far from enough to punish themselves and their relatives, and the thieves' ancestors and thieves should be held accountable. Ministers, please play, dig their ancestral graves, throw corpses and bones! ”

Jingtai finally showed a smile, but he still didn't nod, but asked: "Kill people first, or dig the ancestral grave first?" ”

Zhuge didn't think about it, and immediately replied: "First dig the ancestral grave, Wu Yiwei detains the criminals, takes them to the ancestral ancestral hall, and throws the corpse in front of the family." ”

Jingtai's smile became even stronger: "I think that Wuyiwei has been working hard for the country's affairs, and it is already very hard, and there are some heavy tasks, so they don't need to do it themselves." ”

Zhuge Xiaoyu was able to penetrate it at one point, and suddenly realized: "Use dolls to force adults, use adults to coerce old men, in short... We don't do anything about digging the soil, whose ancestral grave is dug by themselves; Whose ancestors will destroy the coffin themselves. ”

Jingtai finally laughed loudly and slapped the table hard: "Okay! ”

The emperor was satisfied, Lord Zhuge and Yourong were full of joy, and they thought about the case even harder in order to share the worries of the Ming Lord: "On the night when the Nanli delegation arrived in Hongyao, the Zhenqing camp attacked the checkpoint and rebelled. The minister thought that this incident was too coincidental, and the rebels left early the next morning, and the Nanli people were unharmed, and they also revealed some suspicions, this matter ......"

Still before he finished speaking, Jingtai interrupted: "Wu Yiwei is responsible for supervising the country, as long as Yu Zhen and Yu Yan have threats, they are under your authority and responsibility, if you feel suspicious, you will investigate, don't ask me." However, to investigate this group of foreign missions, we must be more flexible in our means, and it will not be good if the subjects think that my Dayan is bullying. ”

Zhuge Xiaoyu understood the meaning of long live, nodded in response, and kowtowed on the ground to thank him, and was carried out of the palace on an errand overnight. The staff guard followed with a stick, and from now on, he would be by Lord Zhuge for thirty years.

The idlers and others all retreated, and the little insect no longer concealed his mood, his little face was full of admiration, and he happily changed a cup of medicinal tea for the emperor, and said happily: "A rebellion, but it shows the means of long live control, which is really remarkable." ”

Jingtai raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "This fart is too loud and too fast, little worm, it's too much." ”

The little insect shook his head and shook his head: "It's not a random compliment, I really admire it." His Majesty first gave Lord Wen a credit, and then severely fined Lord Zhuge 30,000 rods, I am a fool, but I can also see your means from a reward and a punishment..."Speaking of this, the little insect suddenly realized that his words did not seem to be much like a compliment, and even a fool could see the means of Long Live ...... He stuck out his tongue and didn't dare to squeak.

Jingtai laughed, waved his hand and said, "Go on, it's okay." ”

"Zhenqing's rebellion was originally a bad thing, but Long Live Lord used a reward and a punishment to really subdue two important ministers, both adults are first-class talents, if you want me to say, with the loyalty of the two of them, it is enough to exchange for the more than 10,000 rebels! If Master knew... When he laughed and said that Zhenqing was doing well! ”

The little insect was overjoyed, happy as if something, except for the national teacher, he is the emperor's closest person, Jingtai and he have long ceased to call themselves 'I' when they are alone, which shows the relationship between the two, there are no outsiders in the room at the moment, and the little insect doesn't have to be too particular about speaking, and continued: "Master really didn't misunderstand you, his old man has long said that Banzai's intelligence is definitely outstanding, but he has a bad temper, sometimes he will be blinded by his temper, if he can do things calmly, he should be a wise man through the ages." ”

Jingtai was even more happy, but he still shook his head and smiled: "I can't afford the four words of Eternal Mingjun, I just remember two things." The last time he went out and made such a big disaster, he learned from the pain, when he was not there, I always had to be a little buty, and I didn't dare to let the surname Hu come again; On the other hand, whether he is or not, I try not to move, and I hurt my body when I am angry, but it drags him down, and I have to take care of him with great effort, but he is right, when I am not angry, my brain is indeed a lot more active. ”

After laughing, Jingtai's tone returned to calm: "It's just that you are not right about one thing, no matter what, Zhenqing's rebellion is always a bad thing, a big bad thing, and there is no such thing as 'they are good'!" ”

The little insect nodded vigorously, bowed down and said, "I'll prepare my bags, set off for the southwest as soon as possible, and ask the local senior brother to take action to destroy the leader of the rebels." ”

Jingtai really instructed a few more words before letting the little eunuch leave, and he sat down for a while, thinking about the whole thing from beginning to end, and after making sure that there were no omissions, he stood up and planned to return to the dormitory.

There is medicine and tea to organize the body, he can still ask for a woman three times a month, tonight Jingtai is very satisfied with himself, and intends to treat himself, but when he got up, he suddenly realized that the sky was white at the moment, and it was already dawn, and it would not be long before it was early.

The emperor was slightly depressed, shook his head and sighed, and simply did not return to the palace, sat back in his place, and lay down on the table to rest for a while...... At the same dawn, Jingtai had just fallen asleep, but his grandmother had already woken up, and he still wanted to sleep, but the little doll next to him was annoying, gently pushing and shoving him, and screaming in his mouth 'grasping inside, grasping inside'.

(To be continued)