When Liu Wei and Liu Xie came to him, Lu Zhi and the staff of the post house knelt down and asked for peace: "Shangshu Lu Zhi, please see Your Majesty." ”

Normally, people only bow down to the Son of Heaven because the Son of Heaven is the supreme "unique" in this world. Of course, in later generations this was just a joke. Everyone is a human being, so there is no distinction between the noble and the lowly.

Liu Wei couldn't help but nod his head and said, "Well, let's get up." ”

"Huh?" Suddenly, Liu Wei suddenly looked at me sitting at the table, and couldn't help asking, "You are so bold!" I am still standing here, not only do you not get up to pay homage, but you still dare to sit, do you want to openly disobey and commit crimes, are you not afraid that I will issue an edict to punish your three clans? ”

Lu Zhi on the side couldn't help but change his face, and hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, please calm your anger, Min Gong has no intentions; Virtuous nephew, don't hurry up and pay homage to Your Majesty. ”

I couldn't help but roll my eyes and said, "From life to now, I don't even care about worshipping heaven and earth, let me worship such a little kid?" Don't even think about it. ”

Lu Zhi couldn't help but say, "Oh, nephew, what are you talking nonsense!" Get up quickly and pay homage, so that you may beg Your Majesty to forgive you for your sins. ”

At this time, Liu Wei couldn't help but raise his head and said, "Well, if you are willing to kneel down and pay homage to me, I will consider pardoning your capital crime." ”

I couldn't help but look at Liu Wei and said, "Are you finished, just sit down and have breakfast when you're done, and we'll go to see Dong Zhuo when we go back." ”

When Liu Wei heard this, he couldn't help but chuckle in his heart, and immediately didn't dare to speak anymore. In other words, the reason why this Liu Wei was so easily bluffed was because he was young and had never seen the world, and he didn't understand what the sages were talking about, so he seemed a little ignorant in his thinking. If I were to tell him a ghost story, he would think that there are ghosts in this world. Speaking of which, even many ancient adults were stupid enough in their minds, let alone children.

At this time, Liu Xie on the side couldn't help snickering and said, "Okay, Brother Huang, don't talk so much, hurry up and eat breakfast." ”

Liu Wei nodded and said, "Okay, I'll let you go for the time being." ”

At this moment, Lu Zhi on the side couldn't help but wonder for a while, why didn't the emperor dare to squeak when he heard Dong Zhuo's name? It's weird.

But after seeing Liu Wei eat breakfast, he couldn't help but nod again and again and said: "Well, this breakfast is very good, better than the palace kitchen, which of you made it?" ”

At this time, the post chief of the post house couldn't help but take a step forward and replied: "Returning to Your Majesty, it is the craftsmanship of this Shangguan beside you. ”

"Oh?" Liu Wei couldn't help but look at me in surprise, and then nodded and said, "Okay, for the sake of you making such a delicious meal for me, I will spare you the death penalty." ”

I couldn't help but say: "Okay, what are you talking about, hurry up and send you back to the palace early after eating." ”

One of the four breakfasts on the table belonged to Lu Zhi, but at this time he was standing on the side watching us eat, but his mouth swallowed involuntarily. I couldn't help but look at him and asked, "What's the matter, uncle, sit down and eat?" ”

Lu Zhi couldn't help but smile and said, "You can just eat, and the old man will wait for a while." ”

I couldn't help but say, "Oh, okay, what are so many rules, this is not in the palace, is it, Your Majesty?" ”

"Huh?" When Liu Wei saw me ask him, he couldn't help but be stunned, and then came back to his senses and nodded hurriedly and said, "Oh, yes, what's your name that old man." ”

At this time, Liu Xie on the side suddenly said: "Brother Huang, this is Shangshu Lu Zhi, why don't you remember it so quickly." ”

Lu Zhigong smiled and said, "Back to Your Majesty, it is the old minister." ”

Liu Wei couldn't help but say: "Oh, I didn't pay attention to this party for a while; That Lu Shangshu, you can also sit down and eat together. ”

Lu Zhi bowed down again and said, "Old Minister Lu Zhi, thank you Your Majesty for the meal." ”

Well, this is particularly bad in the era of absolute monarchy, and there are a lot of bullshit and rules, which is really annoying enough.

After breakfast, the ox cart was a little slow, so the captain prepared two more mounts for us. Afterwards, I rode a horse with Liu Gong, the young emperor Liu Wei rode a horse by himself, and Lu Zhi set up an ox cart behind to pull the package. After walking for a while, when they arrived at the foot of the Beibi Ridge, most of the civil and military ministers of the court came to greet them.

At that time, Dong Zhuo also brought his soldiers and horses to follow behind the minister to meet him. I looked at Liu Wei on the side and said, "Your Majesty, have you seen it, that fat uncle is the former general Dong Zhuo, and he will come to pay homage to you later." ”

said that Dong Zhuo had a sloppy beard, a dark complexion, and a fierce and vicious face. Liu Weiwang couldn't help but look nervous when he saw it, and hurriedly said, "Don't, don't let that Dong Zhuo get close to me, let him stay away from me." ”

"No." Cui Lie, the captain of the city gate, responded. Immediately, when Dong Zhuo led the crowd to come to him, he stepped forward to stop him and said: "Your Majesty has a decree to order the former general Dong Zhuo to lead his troops to retreat, and not to come forward to disturb the holy car." ”

Dong Zhuo couldn't help but wonder: "His grandmother's, the general traveled hundreds of miles and traveled hundreds of miles from Hedong to Luoyang to eliminate the eunuchs; Now that he hasn't even seen the emperor's face, he asked General Ben to retreat, why should he let General Ben retreat! Dong Zhuo said with a wave of his hand, and said: "Get out of the way of General Ben, General Ben wants to come forward to pay homage to Your Majesty!" ”

Cui Lie and the others saw that Dong Zhuo was strong, so they didn't dare to stop him, so they had to retreat to the side. Immediately, Dong Zhuo led the crowd to pay homage to Liu Zhuo and said, "Old minister Dong Zhuo, pay homage to Your Majesty." ”

As soon as Liu Wei saw Dong Zhuo approaching, he thought that he was coming to catch himself for food, so he was immediately frightened and cried, only to see him wave his hand again and again: "Go away, go away, don't come over to eat!" ”

Everyone couldn't help but be stunned. But I heard Liu Xie hurriedly say: "Don't be afraid, brother Huang, General Dong won't eat you." ”

Dong Zhuo couldn't help but wonder, what the hell is wrong with this little emperor, how can he speak incoherently, isn't he stupid?

At this point, I shook my head with a smile and jumped off my mount. Immediately, I walked up to Dong Zhuo, helped him and said, "Former general, hurry up." ”

Dong Zhuo stood up and asked puzzledly: "What's wrong with Your Majesty, how can you speak incoherently?" ”

I couldn't help but smile and say, "I'm scared." ”

"Oh? What's going on? Dong Zhuo couldn't help but ask curiously.

I said, "Earlier, this little emperor thought that I was rude to him, so he threatened to issue an edict to punish my three clans; So I teased him and said, "My boss Dong Zhuo is from the cannibal tribe, and he likes to eat white and fat children like you the most, if you dare to issue an order to punish my three clans, I will let him catch you and eat you!" So, he thought you were here to eat him, so he cried in fright. ”

When the people on the side heard this, they couldn't help but laugh dumbly. saw Dong Zhuo immediately laughed and said, "Haha, that's a good point; Your Majesty, if you dare to issue an order to punish the three clans, the old man will arrest you and eat you. ”

Liu Wei hurriedly waved his hand again and said, "Don't be punished, don't come over and eat me." ”

Dong Zhuo nodded and said, "Well, okay, as long as Your Majesty's words count, then the old man won't eat Your Majesty." ”

Liu Wei hurriedly nodded again and again and said, "Well, I must be talking and counting." ”

The ministers on the side couldn't help but shake their heads with a wry smile when Liu Wei was so ignorant and timid. However, at this time, another voice suddenly reprimanded: "Bold Dong Zhuo, you dare to rebel and threaten Your Majesty, do you want to be killed?" ”

"Huh?" When Dong Zhuo heard this, he couldn't help but immediately frown and look over, but saw that the person who spoke disrespectfully was Yuan Shu, the general of the Tiger Ben Zhonglang.

At this moment, I can't help but wonder. Why is there such a thing as Yuan Shu everywhere? It's just a joke with the emperor, and it actually becomes a disobedient offender? Nima is such a one.

saw Dong Zhuo snort coldly and said, "Hmph, you kid really doesn't know whether to live or die, believe it or not, the old man can break your neck in one go?" ”

"You dare!" Yuan Shu's face suddenly changed.

Dong Zhuo sneered: "Hmph, do you want to try it?" ”

Yuan Shu's face immediately turned cloudy, and his eyes began to flicker, and he didn't dare to look directly at Dong Zhuo.

saw Dong Zhuo pull the corners of his mouth, and said: "Now that the general and the general are dead, the old man, as a former general, is the oldest in addition to His Majesty; Now that Your Majesty is young, you must obey the old man in the military, and if anyone dares to disobey the military orders, the old man will correct the law on the spot to set an example! ”

When Wu Kuang and the others heard this, they couldn't help but respond: "No, we and other soldiers of the Northern Army must be the leaders of the former generals!" ”

All the courtiers couldn't help but shudder immediately, and Yuan Shao and others, who were in charge of commanding the Xiyuan Army, were also silent and didn't dare to squeak.

Immediately, Dong Zhuo nodded with satisfaction and said, "Well, it's good; Since you have no objections, then I will escort Your Majesty back to the palace. ”

So, everyone went to Luoyang together.

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