Xun Yu laughed and said, "General Xiahou only knows how to fight, at such an age, he doesn't even know what filth is!" Hehe. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Next to him, Cheng Yu said: "Filth is those dirty things!" Droppings, urine, dead cats, rotten dogs, these things are filth. ”

Xiahoudun said: "Oh, these things." Mr. Xun said that it was enough, how can he say that these dirty things are filth? Hehehe. But how did all this filth get to the battlefield? I've never heard of it! ”

Cheng Yu said: "Aren't there often people who are possessed by ghosts and gods? There are also foxes that become spirits, cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods who manifest themselves, and things such as black and white evils that come out to harm people's livelihoods. Therefore, folk legends say that these phenomena are evil spirits.

It is also said that these evil things are afraid of dirty things, as long as they use dirty things to break it, it will be very effective!

In addition, it is said that black donkey hooves, cinnabar, willow pegs, and peach wood branches can ward off evil spirits. Therefore, when the folk Mr. Yin and Yang and the exorcism Taoists exorcise evil spirits and catch ghosts, they all carry cinnabar black donkey hooves and peach wood swords! ”

When Xiahoudun heard this, he smiled bitterly and said, "Mr. Xun came up with a good idea, to use dung and urine and a black donkey's hoof and peach wood sword to fight Liu Cong. Let's just say that I can defeat Liu Cong, but where can I find this dung and urine?

Black donkey hooves, where do we have black asses here? Yes, just a few war horses, but more than a hundred.

Besides, even the peachwood sword doesn't have one. ”

Xu Huang next to him interjected: "It's really a smile of Nana, real guns and real knives can't fight Liu Cong's Jingzhou soldiers, and they still want to use a peachwood sword!" Where to find those peach trees? Ay! Don't worry, I'll go out first and find a peach branch, and try it with my saber a few times, if I break my sword, it means that this peachwood sword can defeat Liu Cong! Otherwise, the idea should be stopped as soon as possible.

Hum! The willow branches, the peachwood sword, go into battle to kill the enemy, this is not to fool children, right? ”

As soon as Xu Huang said this, other generals like Cao Ren and Cao Hong laughed out loud.

Xu Huang then coaxed: "We don't have to go into battle, we will go out tomorrow to find the peach tree branches, and if we find it, we will make a peach wood sword, and hand it over to Mr. Xun to practice, wouldn't it be better to defeat Liu Cong!" ”

The other generals drank together, and then they got up and went out to find the peach tree branches to make the peach wood sword.

Yu Ban walked to the door and turned around and said: "General Xiahou, if you don't do this, send Xu Huang out to find peach tree branches to make peach wood swords, what about me, I will take people out to collect dung and urine, and the dung and urine of 60,000 horses and horses will have to find a good place to hold it, a lot!" ”

Xu Huang said: "That's it, after we 60,000 horses have settled somewhere, we have always defecated in the open, lang fee."

Knowing that these things were useful, I should have ordered the soldiers to make a cloth bag for each of them, and collect all the dung and urine on the march, so that it would be convenient to use them when the time came! ”

"However, the cloth bag can't hold the urine, and if you collect it, won't it flow for miles? The big feces can be loaded in, so when you poop, ask a partner to hold the cloth bag and pull the feces inside. Ahh ”

"If it really works, it's just a little stinky and appropriate, when the time comes, 60,000 bags of dung will swing in front of the Jingzhou soldiers, Liu Cong doesn't know what tactics we have!

I mistakenly thought we were bringing him dry food. Can he still scold us? scolded us for bringing dry food instead of fresh food, and specially gave them dry food that couldn't eat and smelled."

"Ah——, hahahaha."

"It doesn't matter, as long as you can defeat Liu Cong's Jingzhou soldiers with feces and urine, what are you afraid of, it's like a white knife going in and a red knife coming out on the battlefield, bleeding and being wounded!"

"That is, we don't have to train from now on. In the past, I made a suggestion to the prime minister that from now on, I would not train the soldiers, but just feed the soldiers so that they could eat and collect feces and urine. ”

“”

These generals coaxed together, but they couldn't stop their mouths, you and I shouted one by one, and the noisy Xun Yu couldn't sit still with a red face and red ears.

Cao Cao arranged so many generals to call Xiahoudun to lead the battle, they are all battle-hardened generals, and they are all equal-level officers in Cao's camp, and no one takes water in their eyes, so when Cao Cao is not present, it is difficult for Xiahoudun to control the scene.

At this time, the generals were still noisy there, and when Cheng Yu saw it, he leaned into Xiahoudun's ear and said, "General Xiahou, this can't work." If you continue to shout like this, you won't be able to do anything, so you can say a word and control the scene first. Let's discuss a way to defeat Liu Cong. ”

Xiahoudun nodded when he heard this and said, "It's too!" Mr. Cheng, you're right! ”

So Xiahou stood up suddenly, pulled out his sword with a bang, slapped it on the case and shouted: "Silence! ”

Cao Ren Cao Hong Yu Yu forbidden Xu Huang They listened, then they closed their mouths, looked at Xiahou Xuan, and stopped shouting and coaxing.

Xiahoudun held the sword in his hand, stood up straight, and waited for one eye to shout: "The prime minister ordered me to lead the troops to destroy the enemy, and since I was ordered, I have the right to control rewards and punishments."

Today, we are here to discuss the plan to defeat Liu Cong, not to make a joke.

You should know the discipline of our army, and everyone must speak and act in strict accordance with discipline, if someone knowingly violates discipline and violates discipline, I Xiahoudun can say it on face, but I can't pass in the face of discipline.

There is no joke in the army, and if someone does not speak for the sake of business and makes trouble, he will never be spared! ”

As soon as Xiahoudun shouted like this, these coaxing generals closed their mouths and sat down with straight faces.

Xiahoudun continued: "Okay, the meeting continues. Whoever has a good idea, as long as he can defeat Liu Cong, will definitely be rewarded according to the regulations afterwards.

Today, as long as it is useful advice, just speak; A useless sentence is not allowed to be exported. Who says that? ”

When the generals heard this, they all puffed out their mouths and did not squeak.

Cheng Yu raised his hand and said, "General Xiahou, I want to introduce my own opinions for your reference." ”

"Mr. Cheng, please have something to say!"

Cheng Yu is the chief strategist in Cao Ying, everyone knows it, so when Cheng Yu is about to speak, everyone up their ears and listens carefully.

Cheng Yu said: "The situation in front of us is obvious, Liu Cong is indeed a good general.

In terms of his ability, it can be said that it is rare in ancient times.

In history, the Yellow Emperor and Chiyou had the Battle of Muye, and the Yellow Emperor defeated Chiyou, but what kind of person the Yellow Emperor was and how many skills he had, there was no detailed record in the history books; What skills Chiyou has, there is no detailed record in the history books. That's a legend, let's leave it at that.

Since the Yellow Emperor to the Spring and Autumn Period, there have been many famous generals in the world, but their heroism has not surpassed that of Xiang Yu.

Xiang Yu took advantage of the chaos in the world, raised his arms, and the responders gathered, and it took less than two years to overthrow Qiang Qin Since Xiang Yu has been alive, the world's famous generals have emerged one after another, but, in my opinion, there is no one who can compare with Liu Cong.

Liu Cong can do it, his talent can really be seen.

A teenager had a whimsical idea to take the power of Jingzhou from his father, and then led his troops across the Han River, just like that, it only took four months to recover the field.

You have experienced it personally, Cao Ren and Xu Huang are full of favor, you have all fought with Liu Cong, and no one can deny the objective facts, we are really defeated by Liu Cong.

Forty or fifty thousand horses were killed by Liu Cong and scattered and fled.

Hehe, Xiahou Yuan is not present today, it is said that on the battlefield, he was also made a grandfather by Liu Congren.

Liu Cong's war to regain the lost territory is enough to show that this kid is an absolute genius!

Also, how does a teenager know about planting mulberry and raising silkworms to reclaim barren fields? How can we mobilize all the positive factors in Jingzhou to develop the economy and double Jingzhou's fiscal revenue in just one year?

Also, Sun Quan, Zhou Yu, Lu Su, and Lu Meng are also famous generals in the world, why are they all under Liu Cong?

Needless to say, it is the matter in front of him, Zhang Liao is a famous general in the world. I am familiar with Zhang Liao, although he does not speak much, but, in his opinion, there is no hero in the world who is the best. However, Zhang Liao, such a brave and resourceful general, actually surrendered to Liu Cong with 3,000 tigers and leopards from Prime Minister Cao's family.

Well, I won't talk about the current situation, just one word, in my opinion, our army is very passive!

Cao Cheng Xiang Wen Tao Wu strategy, rare in ancient times, this time also recognized the situation of our army, so the army withdrew from Fancheng, and after coming to Xinye, the troops were divided into three ways to break through to Hebei, in fact, anyone with a discerning eye can see that what Prime Minister Cao values most is our team.

General Xiahou said just now, we have all been favored by Prime Minister Cao Cheng for many years, and our army is in a predicament at present, should each of us here give up our lives to repay Prime Minister Cao? Speak! ”

Cheng Yu said this, stopped and looked at the generals, waiting for them to answer.

After staying for a while, Cao Ren and Cao Hong Xu Huang agreed weakly: "Of course, we will repay you with death!"

Cheng Yu said this, and looked at everyone's reactions, and knew that it was okay for these generals to let them make a mess and shout at this time, if they wanted to let them go into battle to fight Liu Cong and give Cao Cao their lives, they would not dare to rush into battle.

These generals are not unwilling to fight and make meritorious contributions, nor are they unwilling to repay Cao Cao's kindness, mainly because they do not have the confidence to defeat Liu Cong.

Since there is no certainty of victory, they are all timid.

At this time, Cheng Yu scolded in his heart: "Your grandma's, these handfuls of things." It is full of spirit to make you make a fuss; Once you get serious, you're all bears! This is really bearish and dishonest, since you don't dare to fight Liu Cong, you should listen to other people's plans. All right, see how I drive you out on the right path. I have to be honest with you, and listen to other people's advice. ”150

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