Chapter 0166. What a big pit

Li Jie deliberately didn't say that Li Shimin probably knew about Li Zhi's escape, who let this slippery head hurt him really badly, but at this time, Li Jie always had a feeling that he had moved a brick and smashed his feet, seeing that Shuo Wangfu was close at hand, Li Jie couldn't help but jump out of the car again and arrived in front of Li Zhi's car. [Mobile phone, tablet to read novels, please visit m. directly, update faster, more data-saving]

"I said childish slave, you just go back to the house and wait, tomorrow when the ninth brother goes to the court, he will take you to have a good theory with the fourth brother, isn't it okay?"

"Brother Jiu, we are brothers, the night road is secluded, the people's hearts are sinister, Brother Jiu definitely can't bear to let the young slave go home in the dark, that brother is welcome, Pangeng Ninth Brother Mansion has been in the house for a night."

didn't wait, this Lai Pi jumped out of the car very well, and while walking towards Shuo Wangfu, he shouted to the doorman: "You don't have to be too polite at night, Shuo Wangfu roast duck, hot and sour mutton soup, fresh sea bass and another serving." ”

As soon as the words were held in his mouth, Li Jie's old face was red, and his brain was jumping and jumping, seeing this guy who relied on himself into the Shuowang Mansion, after the corners of his mouth twitched, Li Jie turned around and jumped into the car, and woke up Gao Yang, who was sleeping in the wide arms of Fang Yiai, and said in a low voice: "Hey, sister, don't sleep, just now the young slave said that you slept too much, and you are fat and a pig." ”

"What? How dare this bastard call me fat? Hongu is going to skin him! ”

Although the Tang Dynasty is plump and beautiful, it does not mean that pigs are beautiful, and this trend is still rising in the Tang Dynasty, at this time, the slender beauty is still very eye-catching, as soon as Li Jie finished speaking, Gao Yang, who was still sleepy-eyed, immediately bounced up like a spring, and without waiting for Fang Yiai to react, this girl had already slipped into the Shuowang Mansion.

Listening to the screams of ghosts crying wolves in the mansion, Fang Yiai said to Li Jie helplessly: "His Royal Highness King Shuo, this is ......"

"It's okay, sister and brother are in deep love, it's natural to play around like this, hehe." Regarding the resentment of Fang Yi's love, Li Jie naturally shrugged his shoulders.

On the flower table in the front hall of the house, Li Zhi was carrying a roast duck from the Shuo Wangfu and gnawing desperately, coupled with a blue nose and swollen face, how ferocious and cruel it was, on the side, Jiao Laosan wanted to speak several times and stopped, settled Yang Xinyi, and asked Pei Ying, the girl, to help take care of it, Li Jie, who had nothing to do, sat on the side, drinking tea and yawning on the other.

"I said, Xiaozhi, eat slowly, and no one will rob you."

"Woo, no, no, maybe tomorrow the younger brother will be assigned to the Evil Yuan Military State, if you don't eat more, you may not be able to eat." He stuffed a large piece of fatty sea bass sashimi into his mouth, even if he was choked with mustard oil and burst into tears, Li Zhi still poured it into his mouth, and the starving ghost was reborn.

"By the way, brother, do you know? Your good martial arts maid disappeared in the palace, and Xiao Zhi searched for a long time but didn't find a trace of her whereabouts. While eating, Li Zhi suddenly stopped, and said very abruptly, but he almost didn't let Li Jie drop the tea bowl, and put down the tea bowl, Li Jie asked with some annoyance: "What are you asking her for?" ”

"Isn't she Xiaoji's future sister-in-law?"

Saying that, the longing in Li Zhi's eyes is still very strong, which makes Li Jie's brain jump again, his wife is missed by other men, and a man will be unhappy, even if it is a younger brother, especially thinking about this guy or the person who is about to become the crown prince, his face jumped, Li Jie was planning to hide Wu Meiniang far away, and it was best not to return to Chang'an for the rest of his life, and on the other hand, he trembled and set out to teach this cowardly brother a lesson.

At this moment, there was a sudden commotion outside the door, Li Jie stood up suspiciously, and after a while, Scar Liu came in with an embarrassed face, and said angrily: "Your Highness, King Wei is about to break in with someone." ”

"Your uncle, the fourth child, you are so daring, you dare to come to the door, Lao Liu, you bring someone to ......" Before Li Jie finished commanding, there was a loud bang behind him, and when he turned around, Li Jie was immediately speechless, Li Zhiya actually went under the table, and turned over the plate containing the fish.

"Your sister, show some princely bearing!"

A few minutes later, surrounded by more than a dozen Wei Wang guards, Li Tai's green watermelon-like fat even arched to the Zhaoyuan Palace, a round and shiny fat face turned into a wrinkled purple eggplant in autumn because of anger, in the hall, around the dining table, Li Jie was pulling Li Zhi to drink tea calmly, as if nothing had happened, oh, it was Li Jie who was calm, Li Zhi trembled and ate the roast duck in his nose, which was not calm.

"Li Jie, Lone asks you, why don't you come back to Chang'an to meet Lone!" Annoyed, Li Tai opened his mouth and insulted and asked in the ugly tone of his superiors and subordinates, and the guards who listened to the words immediately scarred Liu in the living room, Xiao Bai face, Xue Qingyao and Luo were all red with anger, and their hands were unconsciously held on the handle of the knife, only Jiao Laosan's eyes showed a different kind of disdain and mockery.

At the dining table, Li Jie himself didn't seem to hear it, but he still rolled the seaweed, rice, and fish together so leisurely, cut it into a small plate and sent it to Li Zhi and greeted: "Come, Xiaozhi taste, this is the most delicious way to eat Wu Yue that my brother learned from the third brother." ”

The biggest mockery is not the language, but the ignorance, Li Tai, who was ignored, was angry with a purple eggplant face that was even more purple, looking at Li Zhi's timid face and gritting his teeth, Li Tai actually went straight to the front of the two, lifted the table as soon as he stretched out his hand, and roared angrily.

"Li Jie, didn't you see Lonely?"

"Hey, isn't this the fourth brother? Jie's eyes are not very good, and he really didn't pay attention. Holding his fists and not even standing up, Li Jie's indifferent attitude was even clearer, and the angry Li Tai was even more furious, and roared condescendingly: "Don't think that you can run rampant in front of Gu if you have an inch of success in counterinsurgency, Gu tells you that my father has made up his mind and told Gu to be the crown prince, which annoyed Gu, and Gu wants you to die up and down the Shuo Wangfu without a place to be buried!" ”

"Oh, so my fourth brother is too majestic, Xiaozhi still thinks that his father wants to cure his crimes, it seems that the fourth brother wants to cure his crimes, Xiaozhi, if you don't intercede with the fourth brother of the prince, maybe the fourth brother is in a good mood and can let you go." Finally standing up, Li Jie looked at Li Tai and said coldly, at this time, Li Zhi's eyes also flashed with anger, but he still didn't say a word under the timid package.

"Hmph, don't brush your mouth with Lonely." Looking at Li Zhi with contempt and daring to be angry, Li Tai snorted again and turned to Li Jie, and roared fiercely: "Li Jie, listen well, how will the boss rebel tomorrow, Lone wants you to make it clear in the court, and don't give Lone any sloppy eyes to push it on Hou Junji's dead ghost, it's done, Lone naturally has your benefits, if you can't do it, Lone will make you look good, so that both of you know what regret is!" ”

"Fourth brother, you hate the eldest brother of the prince so much, do you want to kill him?" At this time, Li Jie calmed down, and asked in a calm tone, mentioning Li Chengqian, Li Tai was even more angry, and a pair of fat hands waved wildly in the air and roared: "That guy still dares to call himself a prince, Lone is the prince, it's just a rebellion!" ”

"What would you do if you didn't do what you said?"

"Raze your Shuo Palace!" Without thinking about it, Li Tai was screaming with a hideous face, and as soon as he finished speaking, he turned his head to the corner of Zhaoyuan Hall in astonishment, and looked at a majestic middle-aged man trembling in horror from where he was helped out by Zhang Chao, who had a cold face as always, and was stunned for a moment, Li Tai turned his head to look at Li Jie angrily, but saw that Li Jie and Li Zhi's faces were also full of consternation, and that kind of expression could not be faked.

"Father, Father, why are you here?" After a long pause, Li Tai's hideousness and domineering just now were thrown into the middle of nowhere, and the dispute was full of cold sweat like malaria, Li Tai's legs were weak, and he fell to the ground all of a sudden, like a big watermelon that had leaked air.

Like waking up from a dream, Li Jie also dragged Li Zhi to kneel down and pay homage: "See my father." ”

Li Shimin didn't seem to see the two of them, and still asked Li Tai in his blank tone: "Qingque, you, what did you just say?" Do you want to raze this Shuowang Mansion? ”

"I, I, I'm joking with the spot, he, he's my brother, how can I touch him? It's a joke, it's a joke! Beads of sweat ticked from his forehead, and even became a puddle of water stains in front of him, and Li Tai's fat face struggled to make a smile, and he replied with a stumbling smile.

In a word, as if Li Shimin had unloaded a mountain, he also chuckled, as if he was very happy and shook his head with his beard: "Yes, joking, Shengzhi, your fourth brother is joking with you, haha, how funny, hahahaha~"

Nervous laughter, Li Shimin raised his head and smiled so happily, but Li Jie, who listened to it, was cold-hearted, Li Tai's sweat was even more vigorous, and he was lying on the ground with an ugly smiling face and followed by a hehey ugly smile, Li Shimin laughed for a long time, and then he restrained his smile, and lowered his head with a warm head and asked: "Then you told the young slave that the court wanted to deal with him, and it was also a joke?" ”

"Yes, it's a joke, it's a joke! Hey, kidding! Li Tai's fat head laughed like a penguin holding a fish again, and Li Shimin, who listened to it, was even more cheerful, and actually laughed and stepped forward to pat Li Tai's wet head, turned his head and said to Li Zhi, who was trembling with fright: "Child, don't be afraid, show some of our Li family's male demeanor, don't you hear?" Your fourth brother is joking with you. ”

"Your fourth brother is very attentive to you, two days ago, he also told me in person that he will be the emperor one day, and Bintian will kill his son before the day, and it will be passed on to you, do you hear it, how good your fourth brother is."

"Much, thank you Fourth Brother." Li Zhi trembled and knelt on the ground and arched his hand to Li Tai, Li Tai also smiled stiffly and nodded in response: "Yes, yes!" ”

"Qingque, do you have anything else?" After waiting for the performance of "Brother Harmony" to finish for a long time, Li Shimin, who was smiling, raised his head, looked at Li Tai kindly and asked, so panicked that Li Tai hurriedly shook his head fiercely, and replied with beads of sweat: "No, no, it's getting late, so I'll retire first."

"Go back in a sedan chair, Qingque, you are too fat, don't ride a horse." Seeing Li Tai crawl out of the door with a rolling belt, Li Shimin also kindly told him carefully, so that Li Tai's fat head was like a fat cat, and he hugged his fists again, and then he rolled out of the Shuowang Mansion in embarrassment.

Kneeling on the ground, Li Zhi cowardly wanted to speak and stopped, but Li Jie's eyes always fell on Li Shimin's hands, even if he laughed very happily, his hands were trembling.

What a big pit! This will Li Tai is estimated to be killed by the pit, but what a big pit! Thinking of so many unsavory people and things in his house, Li Jie also prayed with a sad face, Lord Heavenly Khan, don't run around with nothing to do.......