Liu Cong was already drunk at this time, the alcohol-stimulated brain was dizzy, his heart swelled, and a large wave of arrogance actually blew his hair upside down, so he stood up and shouted: "Your Majesty, the queen, from now on, which turtle king bastard in the world dares to bully you again, I will screw off his head as a urinal!" ”

Hahahaha, when Emperor Xian heard this, he drank a full glass of wine in one gulp, and casually shouted: "My good imperial brother!" With your words, I am relieved! From now on, whatever you like, as long as I have it, it will definitely meet your requirements! ”

Queen Fu said happily: "The slave family and the emperor have relied on the emperor's brother from now on!" As he spoke, he got up, stretched out his pink hands, held Liu Cong's arms tightly, pulled Liu Cong to sit down again, and continued to persuade him to drink and eat. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

As the saying goes, 'Wine is a good thing, it can both start and stop'. Today, if you stop drinking here, you will definitely be fine. However, in order to win over Liu Cong, Emperor Xian tried his best to accompany him; In order to get in love with Liu Cong's big money, Queen Fu tried her best to persuade him to drink; In order to win the favor of Queen Fu, Liu Cong let go of the amount of alcohol, so the wine game became more and more lively, more and more towards the climax, and when it reached the peak, it was transformed into the opposite.

After two more glasses of wine, Emperor Xian began to solicit Liu Cong: "Brother Huang, I said, just say what you like, as long as I can do it, I will definitely meet your requirements." ”

Liu Cong thought: "Mama's." What do I like that you don't know yet? Even if you don't know, you'll hear my legend. ”

Liu Cong thought of this, thinking that Emperor Han Xian really didn't know, so he said: "Big brother, well, little brother, I don't have any other hobbies in my life, my only preference is beautiful women!" After saying this, when he looked at the emperor again, he saw that he was looking at himself with great interest, waiting for himself to speak.

"I think back then, well, it was when I recovered Soochow the year before last, it was the most enjoyable day. I" Liu Cong said this, only to see Queen Fu lower her head, her face flushed, but she did not show disgust, but smiled and waited to listen to Liu Cong's next words.

Liu Cong said: "I'm sorry, I interviewed a woman in front of my sister-in-law." ”

Emperor Xian said: "What are you afraid of, say it yourself." Your sister-in-law is also from here, so it's okay to talk about it. ”

Queen Fu also wanted to listen to Liu Cong's mantra after drinking, so she encouraged and said: "Brother Huang, they are all from their own family, and my sister-in-law is not an outsider. ”

Liu Cong said: "I didn't plan to attack Eastern Wu the year before last, but Sun Quan, Zhou Yu, Lu Meng, these bastards were not honest, and they first made a provocation.

They attacked several of my military stations, burned a large amount of grain, and killed my men and horses.

So I raised an army to fight against Soochow.

After a few rounds, several good generals of Dongwu have been defeated by me, I have occupied Wuchang City, and went straight to Jiujiang Yuzhang, Dongwu is in a panic, and Sun Quan's old nest Chaisang is just around the corner.

It was a hot day and people were tired, so I thought, at this point, I can't just focus on fighting and fighting, I should also have a good rest.

Besides, there are several beauties in Dongwu who are famous all over the world, Da Qiao, Xiao Qiao, Sun Shangxiang, I wanted to get them from before I crossed, and now Dongwu is just around the corner, why don't I take the opportunity to rest and go to Chaisang City for a few days?

So, I managed to sneak into Chaisang City and deceive Sun Quan's trust, hahahaha! And then slowly built Big Joe and Little Joe! also fooled Sun Quan to personally preside over marrying her sister Sun Shangxiang to me.

When the weather is cool and I want to raise troops, hahahaha, Da Qiao, Xiao Qiao, Sun Shangxiang, and, well, more than fifty maids, all pregnant with my child!

Hahahaha, big brother, brother, can I? Huh? Hahahaha.

Soochow beauty, Jun, not ordinary Jun, just like a fairy!

Oh yo yo, that day passed, the gods are right, I have lived in heaven for 99.81 million years, and I have never had such a good life!

To tell the truth, eldest brother and sister-in-law, there are times when life in this world is much better than that of the gods. ”

When Emperor Xian heard this, he stretched out his thumb and exaggerated: "Our brothers are all good men.

Brother Huang, you can do it! Attaboy.

Actually, in fact, our ancestors were all stallions! At that time, Gaozu was good at 'wine and sex'; Emperor Wu was over seventy years old, and he also made a child for Mrs. Gouyi; Emperor Guangwu, well, isn't there a famous saying? What did you say, 'If you marry a wife, you will marry Zhang Lihua, and if you are a man, you will be the ruling Jinwu', and later, in the end, she married the world's beauty Zhang Lihua into her hands.

What about you, Brother Huang, you have made fifty or sixty children in two months, ah! It is more resistant than Emperor Gaozu Wu and Emperor Guangwu! Well done, well done! ”

So, Emperor Liu Cong laughed in unison hahahaha.

Liu Cong looked at Queen Fu with drunken eyes, only to see that Queen Fu was still blushing and bowing her head to listen.

It turned out that Queen Fu was happy at this time, she thought: "In the end, she was reincarnated as a god, if it was an ordinary man, how could he be so strong?" Two months can make more than 60 women pregnant, almost one every day.

Besides, a man like him, when he touches a woman he likes, he will never do it just once, and if he doesn't use it ten times or eight times, he will never give up. ”

Liu Cong saw that Queen Fu just lowered her head and smiled without squeaking, so she said: "Bah, regret that you shouldn't have said these words in front of your sister-in-law." Sister-in-law, is your imperial brother too rogue? Shameless! ”

Empress Fu didn't understand the word hooligan, but she knew that it was not a good word, so she said: "Where is it, the emperor's brother is capable." ”

Queen Fu is sincere, she likes Liu Cong in her heart at this time, and she is tired of offering emperors, as I said before, no matter what angle Queen Fu thinks from this time, she feels that she must be next to Liu Daqian.

As soon as Liu Cong heard that Queen Fu was exaggerating herself, she turned her face to Emperor Xian and said, "Big brother is so blessed, although I have married three wives at this time, I am not satisfied!" ”

Emperor Xian asked drunken eyes: "What else is not satisfied?" ”

"Hehehehe, I just look at the royal sister-in-law beautiful, and Da Qiao, Xiao Qiao, and Sun Shangxiang are not as good as my sister-in-law. If I marry such a beautiful wife as my sister-in-law, I will be satisfied. ”

When Queen Fu heard this, she hurriedly said humbly: "Where is it, sister-in-law, how can I compare to Sun Shangxiang!" ”

Although Emperor Xian's eyes were drunk and hazy, the man's special vigilance prompted him to start to be careful: "Oh, this kid has a crush on my wife." When he is drunk, he speaks from his heart. I'm going to be wary of being so! ”

When Emperor Han Xian thought of this, he felt a little disgusted in his heart, and he didn't dare to be angry, so he squinted at Queen Fu. 130

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