Qing Ji couldn't help but smile secretly when he saw the anxious appearance of these hairy boys, up and down for five thousand years, there is only this kind of topic that I never get tired of hearing, and it has not changed for thousands of years, no wonder the saints say: Men and women eat and drink, and people have great desires. Brother, I'm more than ten years older than you, it's not easy to fool you hairy boys?

He straightened his face and said: "At that time, Qingji was young, and once, when he was playing hide and seek in the forest with a woman from a family, he pounced together, and somehow, this surname came up, and I only sweetly said that I would marry her in the future, and the girl also half-pushed and half-agreed, and achieved good things with me. ”

Qingji said, picked up a corner of wine and drank it, everyone listened to it with relish, and seeing that he was silent, he immediately asked: "Say, say, why is the most important part skipped?" What is the woman's appearance and figure? ”

Someone shouted angrily: "Process! Process, I want process, not results! ”

Ji Sunsi listened with a smile, and said in time: "Qingji Gongzi, this ...... Is this the end of this first happy process? ”

Qingji said seriously: "It's over." ”

Everyone was deflated when they heard this, this person was too old-fashioned, really boring, simply boring. Ji Sunsi also smiled bitterly when he heard this, it was better not to say such an experience, he cleared his throat, and was about to tell a rhyme for Qingji to lead the siege, only to see Qingji put down the wine glass, and said: "At that time, Qingji was young, and he had been playing in the forest for a long time, and he was already tired. ”

When Sun Ao heard this, he hurriedly said: "Shut up, shut up, the important thing is still below." ”

Meng Sun Ziye rolled his eyes and said, "Nonsense, my urgency is also below." ”

A good man said with a smile: "This important thing is to say that it is in the back, mmmm...... Also said in the past. ”

Everyone laughed, and Ji Sunsi shouted with a straight face: "Shut up, take care of him below, and listen to what Qingji Gongzi said." ”

At this time, the movements of those dancers also slowed down, obviously their attention was also attracted by what Qingji said, they are all women in the party, things between men and women are commonplace, others tell how the process is fluttering, they don't care, but the experience that Qingji said, the process is so simple, it seems that the real story happened later, but it aroused their curiosity.

Qingji saw that it had aroused everyone's interest, so he took a sip and said with a smile: "Speaking Qingji was tired, so he hugged her and slept in the forest, the grass was soft, the sun was warm, the wind and flowers were fragrant, and the Chinese wanted to get drunk, Qingji slept very sweetly this night, and ...... at this moment."

A son said nervously: "Something happened, there must be a beast ......"

Before he could finish speaking, he was hit hard on the head by his partner next to him, and he immediately shut up. Qingji said slowly: "Qingji only heard a faint cry, and suddenly ...... Suddenly approaching the ......, ethereal......"

The man couldn't hold his breath and shouted again, "Could it be that there is a female ghost?" After saying that, he immediately grabbed his head first.

Qingji smiled and said: "That's not the case, Qingji was also shocked at that time, and immediately opened his eyes, but saw that the girl from the family was sitting next to Qingji and crying. ”

"Hey!" Sun Ao said dejectedly: "I see, the girl's family, for the first time in life, there are few people who don't cry, just say a few nice words, she turns her sadness into laughter, what's the meaning of such a story?" ”

Qingji Zhengse said: "This kind of truth, I naturally heard my brother and friends talk about it, and I didn't think so, so I sat up and asked her, I have promised her to be my wife, why are you crying like this, guess what she said?" ”

All the sons were suddenly aroused interested, and they rushed to speak, no matter what the answer, Qingji vetoed them, everyone was really curious at this time, the music stopped, and the dancers stopped dancing, Qingji swept his eyes, and saw that the old man who was beating the drum was holding two dog bones, and his ears were pricked up to listen to him, and he couldn't help laughing.

Qingji smiled: "I just heard her say: 'Qingji Gongzi, you should allow me to be my wife, and people are naturally happy in their hearts. But...... But people just woke up, sat up and looked at you below, woo woo woo ......, it only took one time, and it was reduced to such a section, after this, how can it be born in the future? ’”

The sons were stunned for a moment when they heard this, and then laughed wildly, Sun Ao thumped the case with his hands, panting and said: "I can't stand it, I can't stand it, I'm laughing to death, wahahaha......"

The six maiko also burst out laughing, and the flowers trembled with laughter, and all they heard was a jingle whimper, but it was the musicians sitting in the corner who accidentally struck their instruments.

Ji Sunsi's tears overflowed with laughter, he wiped the corners of his eyes and said: "If that woman sees Qingji Gongzi again today, she will definitely exclaim: 'Wow, it turns out that this thing is like a beard, and it can continue to grow, so people will be relieved now.'" ’”

Sun Ao immediately said: "Don't worry, don't worry, I have to ask: 'I just don't know how many points it can grow overnight, if it grows slowly, it is not enough, I don't know what to eat to make supplements, people will make it for you to eat'."

Everyone laughed wildly again, and at this moment, they only heard a cold reprimand from downstairs, shouting: "Bastard, you dare to stop me in my way?" ”

The man's voice was very crisp and sharp, so loud to drink, although everyone was laughing, they could hear it clearly, Ji Sunsi frowned, and felt a little displeased, he was the one who said that he was a guest today, if someone collided with the guest, then he would brush his face, Ji Sunsi sank his face, and said to the person standing aside and waiting: "Who is arrogant below?" ”

At this moment, the woman downstairs spoke again: "Ji Sunsi? What's so great about Ji Suns, that dirty boy who drags two tubes of snot all day long dares to put a stinky shelf in front of me? ”;