Chapter 1: The Invincible Broom Star
"Cruze! Wake up~~" Gou Bin opened his eyes and his lips grew in surprise, his eyes were gray, and the sound of artillery fire and shells played a death instrument in his ears.
Boom~ After the smoke rolled out, deep pits were blown out in the white snow, and the dead corpses were blown up like cannonballs, and clang~ A broken leg that was blown up woke up Gou Bin in a daze.
'Dog's day~ This prop is too real, isn't it? Gou Bin looked down at the broken leg stupidly, thinking to himself what kind of place this is? How do you wake up with a good drink?
Crackling ~ The sound of machine guns and automatic rifles around the scene was non-stop, and the Nazi troops in white clothes on the opposite battlefield rushed out of the woods overwhelmingly, some holding Mauser 1898 rifles, some holding MP40 submachine guns, braving the rain of bullets and shouting to charge.
'Hallucinations, hallucinations, can't it be playing games and playing silly, right?' Sleep and dream of such a real picture? Or was he dragged to the set by his friends to eat a boxed lunch? Gou Bin thought in confusion, and when he touched his head with his hand, the cold metal steel helmet told him that this thing was a real thing!
Gou Bin hadn't yet awakened to the facts in front of him, and an angry scolding voice sounded in his ears: "Cruz! What are you in a daze? Hurry up..."
When Gou Bin turned his head to look at the person shouting at him, this guy was already burping, to Gou Bin's surprise, this guy was actually a foreigner, through his World War II Allied uniforms, Gou Bin was blinded, is this filming or a dream?
What makes Gou Bin speechless the most is that he can actually understand English! It seems that I only know 26 letters in English, and this dream is too real, right? Gou Bin was a lucky little white on the battlefield, and the bullets flew above his head and didn't hit him, and he didn't know if it was lucky or what?
Gou Bin couldn't help but walk up to him and kick him twice and said, "Hey, brother, let's play that?" Is the cannon fodder showing his face or what? Well? Still loaded? I'm damn ~ I'm really dead! ”
Xiu Xiu~~ A series of bullets flew past Gou Bin's face, and he almost helped him with free plastic surgery, the scorching heat of the bullet was grateful for waking up the stupid Gou Bin, and the scorching heat was very real and terrible to wake up Gou Bin, and the bullet told him like a personal experience that this was not a dream!
"Oh my god!" Gou Bin woke up and immediately lay down in the simple war pit, Gou Bin, who was trembling in the qinqin, held his head with both hands, looking like a bodhisattva who blessed himself with a bear when he woke up, the lazy young man behind us in the 21st century, this work of fighting and killing is not in line with himself!
Gou Bin did not ask for the blessing of the Bodhisattva, but begged for a fierce and vicious senior non-commissioned officer, who was rude, he grabbed Gou Bin with one hand, and scolded in a foul voice: "Ha Tu ~ Recruit eggs, bad seeds, lying here as a turtle?" Pick up your weapons and hurry up, if Lao Tzu finds out that you continue to be a turtle, one shot will kill you! ”
After the senior non-commissioned officer stuffed an M1 rifle to Gou Bin, the whole person continued to move forward with a steel helmet in one hand, Gou Bin couldn't help but raise his middle finger and despise the figure of the senior non-commissioned officer, and cursed him in his heart: "Nima's ~ arrogant hairball!" I hope you are killed by a shell! ’
I don't know if Gou Bin is a crow's mouth, or God heard his prayer, a cannonball with a sharp whistling sound, unfortunately fell next to the senior non-commissioned officer, boom~~ After a blast of flying sand and rocks, the steel helmet of the senior non-commissioned officer fell in front of Gou Bin with smoke.
Gou Bin's eyes widened and looked at the steel helmet swirling under his feet, the very strong crow's mouth was tested, just when Gou Bin didn't know how to use the M1 rifle in his hand, a shout came from the battle pit a few meters away next door: "Support!" Pit 5 needs support! ”
Where there is a need to run, Gou Bin didn't say a word and ran to the battle pit next door in the rain of bullets, shouting as he ran: "Dude, you hold on, I'll support you!" ”
The fifth-class soldier who called for support was holding a Thomson submachine gun and fighting back at the Nazi troops charging all over the mountains, and when he heard Gou Bin running over, he couldn't help but exclaim: "Great, thank you recruits!" How's your battle pit..."
Before the fifth-class soldier finished speaking, a sharp cannonball whistled above his head, and Gou Bin heard the sound of the cannonball in the wrong way, and immediately staggered to the side and said, "All dead, buddy!" Brother, I wish you good luck! ”
Boom~~ A deafening explosion sounded in the fifth-class soldier battle pit, Gou Bin's whole person was shocked by the shock wave of the cannonball, and he hit a big tree straight up, Gou Bin, who was full of gold stars, fell straight back, holding the painful downward span of the thief with both hands, and the man couldn't afford to hurt him!
There was a buzzing roar in Gou Bin's ears, the bombardment power of this shell is really not covered, the most terrible thing is that there was a stinging pain when the crotch hit the tree, God didn't seem to let Gou Bin be at peace, and there was a burst of shouts behind him: "Recruit Dandan, your broken egg is fine, hurry up and roll over!" ”
Well, finally someone greeted him, Gou Bin picked up his M1 rifle, the whole person got up and ran in the direction of the greeting, and in the haze saw two Allied soldiers fighting, and before he ran a few steps, the cannonballs like pit fathers were aimed at Gou Bin's direction again, and when he heard the urging whistling, Gou Bin ran in a panic.
The two soldiers who fought to resist the attack of the Nazi army inadvertently discovered Gou Bin's escape, and couldn't help but scold: "Damn, you are a new soldier, and you escaped?" Bad seeds! Weak... Ahh ”
The two Allied GIs hadn't finished scolding, and a cannonball hit their battle pit accurately, boom~~ Gou Bin, who was comparable to a broom star, caused another bombing of two Allied GIs, a tragic and unjust tragic death bombing!
Puff~~ Gou Bin wanted to cry and was shocked by the shock wave of the cannonballs without tears, these cannonballs seemed to have eyes, and they were specially engaged with him, and Gou Bin, who was full of sadness and nowhere to go, simply crawled forward, where there is a pit and someone to go!
The endless shells exploded around Gou Bin, crackling ~~ The big trees collapsed precariously under the bombardment of the shells, and the thick snowflakes splashed before the big trees collapsed.
Gou Bin didn't know how long he had climbed, anyway, the sound of shells and gunshots in his ears had not stopped, the screams and shouts were continuous in Gou Bin's ears, he grabbed his M1 rifle with both hands, bowed his head and carried out the greedy turtle crawling forward, nonsense, Ye finally came to the world, but there is no such a big ideal not to go back alive.
Gou Bin just climbed out not far away, a pair of black military boots appeared in front of him, Gou Bin raised his head to see who was in the way, and suddenly found that the sergeant major with an angry face, the military status on the allied uniform showed his status, and the other party stepped on Gou Bin, who was greedy for life and afraid of death, this guy simply lost the face of the allies.
The sergeant major pulled out his 1911 Browning pistol, pointed it at Gou Bin and said angrily: "Coward, your behavior has seriously disgraced the face of the allies, and I will repent to God about you..."
Sigh~~ A bullet drilled straight into the sergeant's head, snapped~ The sergeant major's whole person fell to the side softly, and the immortal Gou Bin breathed a sigh of relief, and when he saw the surrounding environment clearly, he was suddenly speechless, and he actually climbed behind the battle line, no wonder the sergeant major would shoot himself.
Gou Bin looked at the non-staring sergeant major, shook his head and muttered to himself: "It seems that I am really an authentic broom star, the kind of calamity and hardship, there are bullets and shells everywhere I go!" Alas~~"
Before Gou Bin could take a breath of relief, the sound of all evil cannonballs sounded above his head again, this time it seemed that the number was very dense, and the sharp cannonballs whistled in a row after row, Gou Bin couldn't help but greet the eighteenth generation of the ancestors of the people who fired the cannons, Nima's ~ Lao Tzu dug your mountain grave?
Gou Bin, who didn't have time to think about it, got up and ran around in a panic, anyway, if he didn't continue to run out of the battle line, he would not meet a big officer or something, and it was not so fun to eat peanuts if he was caught, so he still found a place to hide.
Boom~~Boom~~ There were bursts of explosions behind Gou Bin, and the powerful cannonball shock wave rushed straight to Gou Bin's back, "Help~~" Gou Bin's whole person was swept up by the cannonball shock wave, and poof~~ Gou Bin was very lucky to fall into a battle pit.
Gou Bin's whole body collapsed on top of the corpse, his face full of sadness and he didn't know who to cry to, until a similar friendly greeting sounded in his ears: "Hey, buddy, are you dead?" Look at your declining appearance, you are really lucky enough, hey, are you still angry? There are no missing arms and legs, right? ”