The master from Bianjing handed over another task to Huang Shiren today, because the Su people in Hangzhou were busy with "official business" and had difficulty dating; At the same time, this Master Su still has a bit of a doctor who looks down on the stinky temper of the businessman, so this master from Bianjing has not been connected with Master Su. This master understands very well that this project, as himself, is the No. 1 project. But whether it can be carried out as desired, the most important thing is to make this Su Daren enthusiastic about the renovation of this West Lake. Therefore, intimate communication is essential and urgent.

A high man is a high person, even if he is facing the person in power who wants to criticize the zǐ, he can't let go of his identity as a royal family. In this way, it will be difficult, and you, the one who should ask for someone, will not ask for anyone, and the one who should be asked will not come to you. However, if you don't ask for help, all your plans will be in vain. But I can't pull this face when I ask the emperor to beg for help. What to do? After several entanglements, after a meditation session with the Buddha Yin monk, the master finally resolutely adopted bloodletting therapy, let some blood, and cure the problem first......

The master recruited Huang Shiren, first confessed a task, that is, to call Huang Shiren on the Wanmin Petition, this Wanmin Petition must have more than 10,000 signatures and handprints, the Wanmin Petition should be based on the residents and merchants around the West Lake, this Wanmin Petition is mainly about the current West Lake, the lake is narrow and shallow, the six wells are gradually deteriorating, the swamp is serious, and after 20 years, it will be all the fields, so that the West Lake will no longer exist, and Hangzhou will no longer exist. Therefore, all the people petitioned, imploring the imperial court to organize dredging and removal, and return a cup of sweet drinking water to the people of Hangzhou, leaving a touch of spring flowers and autumn moon in the urban area of Hangzhou, and retaining a West Lake landscape for the people of Hangzhou......

The Buddha Yin monk who came with the master explained the second task to Huang Shiren, which was a secret mission, that is, to ask Huang Shiren to find a few people with good water spirits, and use silk and other ornaments to dress up a big white snake and a big green snake, waiting for the opportunity at dusk, when the sky will be dark, and you can see but can't see clearly, haunt the West Lake. It would be better if you could overturn a small boat and kill a few people. To put it simply, this Buddha seal monk wants Huang Shiren to create the horror of lake monsters and demons in the West Lake, which can prevent the farmers from continuing to expand and increase production, and even prevent them from continuing to produce, so that they dare not go into the water or enter the West Lake again; In doing so, it can also make the people around the West Lake frightened, which is conducive to the price of lakeside houses falling and their own bargain absorption; This, thirdly, caused panic among the people, which led to the petition of the people, which added a wonderful and powerful stroke to the people's petition, so that the imperial court had to take measures.

The two monks, Gao Ren and Buddha Yin, said to Huang Shiren that with the existence of this lake monster and the people, they would take care of the rest of the things, and they would take care of the above things. We have a common goal, that is, to do a big project in the West Lake, now it is smashed, and in the future it will be praised, anyway, first eat the husband's, and then scrape the people's, and everyone will earn money! You and I earn a lot of money!

Today, when Huang Shiren was talking to the master and the Buddha Yin, he called the piano exercise, as a kind of show-off, this little kabuki who even Lord Su has to salute is in my hands, I want her to do whatever I want, am I a cow or not? Now Huang Shiren asked her to play and sing in the corner of the hall, as the back music for his hospitality today, and it can be regarded as a little bit of the mood of the scholar. As for secrecy, I will whisper when it comes to secrecy anyway, and besides, what can I do if I listen to this piano exercise? Can she tell someone? Does she have someone else to tell?

Now Huang Shiren is annoying the people, and this people's form must have the form of the people, and it really can't be done for a while. Besides, there is not much motivation to do that people's state now. At present, the residents around the West Lake are mainly families who can work in the lake. How do these families want to "desilt and remove leaves"? Isn't this dredging and removal of leaves a clear of one's own old roots, in addition to one's own job? Of course, when you are an idiot, when you have a problem with your brain, when you have nothing to do, when you have ulterior motives. Therefore, Huang Shiren has now decided that we will get out of this lake monster snake spirit first! Hmph, at that time, who doesn't whisper to me anymore, Lao Tzu, I will call the white snake spirit and the green snake spirit to eat you and destroy you! Anyway, there is a case first, previously in Bianjing, at the gate of Daxiangguo Temple, can kill the beautiful snake alive, can cook the green snake essence alive, our Hangzhou Mansion, can't it?

Huang Shiren called the three brothers to discuss how to make the white snake essence and the green snake essence.

Four stinkers, surpassing Zhuge Liang.

The second yellow mud said, the eldest brother wants someone with good water nature, I have it! I have a bunch of water rats under my command, who specialize in stealing and robbing people's homes, warehouses, and cabins from waterways, so, people, I'm out, but how to turn people into snakes, I can't, you have to get it done for me!

The third Huang Shuitao said, eldest brother, you yourself just said, that master and Buddha Yin monk said that you can use silk to decorate the snake spirit. I thought, that's good. We wrap people from top to bottom with white and green satin, and wrap them a little rounder, isn't it like a white snake and a green snake?

Huang Shici said, third brother, this method is okay, but you have to do the work well, you have to draw snakeskin patterns on the white silk and green silk, otherwise, it won't be like it!

Huang Shiren said, third brother, in this way, the snake body is solved, and there is a problem with the snake head. We let people pretend to be snake spirits, but we can't cut off other people's arms to pretend to be snake spirits, right? In contrast, a snake has two hands under the snake's head, so what is it?

Huang Shuitao thought for a while and said, two brothers, in this way, you see, is it okay? When we were dressing up, when we wrapped the satin around our chests, we began to shape the two snake spirits. What type to make? It is to shape these two snake spirits into the kind of cobra with a flat and wide snake head, which is the kind of snake with an oval head that we usually call the rice shovel head. When we wrap in satin, the costumer holds his hands high and bends his head. From the front, put on some decorations, like a rice shovel head. Moreover, after the semi-hard-shelled "rice shovel head" is ready, when needed, when the snake opens its mouth, both hands stretch out from this "snake mouth". When stretched out, the elbows of the two hands should not be separated, and the two little arms should always be together, and the little arms and palms should be painted red in advance. In this way, it not only solves the problem of putting people's hands on hold, but also creates a snake letter that can render the atmosphere, isn't it great?

The fourth Huang Death Racer said, three brothers, you have built the lake monster snake spirit, and when you want to go out of the water to show your spirits, don't forget to inform me in advance. I will definitely help you build momentum and make our counterfeiting project bigger and stronger, and make it real and like!

Huang mud said, "Brothers, when I was staring at those Arab beauties before, I thought they were unusual. My three batches of stalkers have all disappeared, and they are estimated to have entered the West Lake. I think they are quite like lake monsters and snake demons, they have a very heavy yin energy, you look at their eyes, you can't see the end at a glance, and the murderous aura is heavy. During my third operation, those four Arab beauties, someone obviously saw that they threw themselves into the West Lake, the lake was not topped, and they didn't react for a long time, why didn't they die but our people died? Suspected they were monsters. I also inquired that the four Arab beauties who lived in Huitang seemed to know the European beauties who lived in the outer building of Pinghu Qiuyue. On the day of Qingming Festival, Master Su was talking to Qin Cao about some poems, I was a big old man, I couldn't understand it, so I looked around at the beauty. I saw that the four European beauties seemed to be very familiar with the foreign woman who sold pancakes, and they talked and laughed very well. I wanted to know what they were talking about, so I went over, hateful, they didn't speak Chinese, I couldn't understand them. When I was depressed, the four Arab beauties also came, and they hugged each other one by one, chattering and very enthusiastic. It's a pity I don't understand. I heard the third child say that the four European beauties who live outside the building are not easy to mess with, they are not modest, they claim to be immortals, and they can fly. How can these four heavenly immortals hug the four monsters? So, I really think we also have a big lake demon and a big snake spirit, so we can't compete with them in this way?

Huang Shuitao smiled and said, Second brother! Those eight women, whether they are fairies or demons, I can see it, and they are not dishes we can provoke. We, under the leadership of the eldest brother, with the east wind of the masters from the capital, and the influence of Master Su, Master Mi and the Buddha Yin monks, we can earn our money. Let's stop thinking about anything to compete with these eight fairy-like and ghost-like women!

Huang Shiren said, three brothers, let's take one step at a time, let's not think so much, let's build our white snake essence and green snake essence first! Let's add two man-eating lake monsters to this West Lake! You also went to the lake to rummage, are there any remains of people, horses, cattle and sheep that died in the past? You can also, for the sake of the atmosphere, get a boat, get more people with good water nature, when the sky is about to be dark, when you can see it and you can't see it really, let our two big snake spirits drag our fishing actors who play bitter meat tricks into the water one by one in public, and it's best to get some pig blood and dog blood, the blood waves are rolling, see, who still doesn't believe it? Who dares to die when they see blood? ……