Chapter 545: How Long Is It To Poke In?
Outside the account, it was Niu Ren looking for Yue Shaoan. He came to the door and listened to the frolicking inside, but he did not dare to go in, and after letting the guards pass through, he waited in front of the tent.
Seeing Yue Shao'an come out, Niu Ren hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Brother Yue, everything has been done according to your orders, but Zhang Chusan tortured that Liang Kun hard enough, I sent a military doctor to check it, there is no worry about your life, and I can't delay your business." Saman has already been given to the defenders of the city, and he must be on his way to the palace by now. β
Yue Shaoan nodded, looked at the sky, the sun had already set, and it wouldn't be long before it would be dark, he frowned, as if he was thinking about something.
"Brother Yue, shall we leave today?" Niu Ren said with a little worry on his face.
Yue Shao'an retracted his gaze and said slowly: "Pass the order, you can raise troops and return to Xuancheng." β
"Yes!" Niu Ren stood up straight suddenly, agreed, and hurriedly turned away.
At this time, Zhang Chusan, who came back later, walked over with a shrunken head, his eyes were a little wandering, looking left and right, as if he was afraid of running into someone. It's no wonder that Yue Shao'an explained that he was not allowed to kill people, in fact, he just wanted to use arrows to insert a few ambitions in Liang Kun's buttocks, but he didn't expect his soldiers to be more ruthless than him, and he stabbed people directly with the barrel of a gun, it hurts to think about it, that thing is so hard, so thick, and it is so long to stab in.
Zhang Chusan touched the sweat on his bald head, wiped it on his face, and the blood stains and sweat suddenly drew a beautiful pattern on his face, and the whole person was like a play of Guan Gong on the stage. It's a pity that Guan Gong doesn't have such a bald head as him.
Walking sneakily, Zhang Chusan found that there didn't seem to be anyone around, and his heart was a little calm, and he slowly raised his head.
Suddenly, Zhang Chusan shouted, and withdrew from the distance in a row: "Emperor Emperor, Emperor Emperor, Emperor Master, ......"
Yue Shaoan stared at Zhang Chusan and was also slightly surprised, this kid is not afraid of heaven and earth, how can he look like this, he must have done something bad to be like this.
Looking at his respectful face, Yue Shao'an couldn't help but smile a little, but he still endured it, pretended to be serious, and said, "Zhang Chusan, what are you doing sneakily?" β
"No, no......" Zhang Chusan stumbled.
"No?" Yue Shao'an raised his eyebrows slightly, raised his voice suddenly, and said, "I haven't explained honestly." Come on, military law will deal with it. β
"I say, I say." Zhang Chusan touched his buttocks, he was shot with so many arrows, if he was hit a few more boards, he would still suffer there. He resignedly and said, "Emperor, you really can't blame me for this, I just wanted them to insert a few arrows into that kid's ass, but I didn't expect them to stab that kid's ass with a gun." I really don't blame me for this. β
Yue Shao'an opened his mouth wide in astonishment: "Wait, what did you say?" A gunshot in the ass? β
"Uh-huh...... Ah, Emperor, don't you know? Zhang Chusan suddenly found out that he had been fooled.
Yue Shaoan's face sank: "Why don't I know, I just want you to say it yourself, confess leniently, resist strictly, you say it or not." β
Zhang Chusan nodded, with a bitter face, and said, "This is the ...... thing" Then, Zhang Chusan told Yue Shaoan what had happened.
Yue Shao'an gasped when he heard this: "You said how long did you poke it in?" β
"Such a long ......," Zhang Chusan gestured with his hand.
"Huh? So long? Yue Shao'an's eyes widened.
Zhang Chusan hurriedly said, "No, no, no...... It's so long," he said, increasing the length of the gesture he had just made a little longer. Then he touched the sweat on his head and said, "...... Emperor, were you right next to you at the time, how could you even know how long it was? β
Yue Shaoan looked at the length of Zhang Chusan's hands in shock, and shook his head, he was not worried that Liang Kun would die, because Niu Ren had already come to report before, Liang Kun had no worries about life, but, looking at and listening to Zhang Chusan's narration, he still couldn't help but sigh, and said: "This Liang Kun is really a god and a man......."
"Emperor, you're not going to hit me, are you?" Zhang Chusan looked at Yue Shaoan and asked quietly.
"Get out!" Yue Shaoan habitually raised his foot and kicked Zhang Chusan's buttocks.
Zhang Chusan screamed in pain and hurriedly ran out.
Watching Zhang Chusan leave, Yue Shaoan thought back to what he had just said, and the more he thought about it, the more interesting he felt, and he couldn't help laughing.
It didn't take long for Niu Ren to pack up the whole box of men and horses, and after delaying for so long, the infantry escorting the baggage behind had already followed, and after sending the wounded and female dependents to the carriage respectively, the team set off towards Song Shicheng.
Overnight, Yue Shao'an didn't dare to wait, after all, this is Hangzhou City, although the quality of the soldiers in Hangzhou City is not good, but the number is quite a lot, Yue Shao'an does not intend to use the lives of his soldiers to play a gambling game with the emperor, therefore, this night is a rapid march, and when it is dawn, he has driven out a distance of nearly three hundred miles.
It wasn't until the morning of the next day, passing through a place near mountains and rivers, that Yue Shaoan ordered the team to rest, tired for so long, and yesterday was a big battle, Yue Shaoan himself was also tired, and his legs were bent and deformed a little on the horseback. When I first dismounted, I walked as if I was riding a horse, and the distance between my legs could fit a pot.
Yue Shaoan rubbed his legs vigorously, which made him feel better, and after finding a quiet place, he jumped into the river to take a bath.
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Hangzhou City. Today's early dynasty emperor came a little late. And as soon as he went up, he had a calm face. Seeing that the emperor's face was so ugly, the ministers lowered their heads and did not dare to speak.
They had already heard about yesterday's events, and they knew why the emperor was in a bad mood, and no one touched their heads.
At this moment, silence is golden, if you don't get it right, it will be light to be beaten a few boards, these old oily people, there is no understanding of this truth, for a while, the court was surprisingly quiet, without a sound.
The sound of everyone's breathing seemed to be unusually loud.
The emperor's face was full of fatigue, and yesterday, he had been sent to the palace. Originally, Yue Shaoan planned to be a favor when he was leaving. However, after the emperor saw Peiman, his understanding was completely contrary to what Yue Shaoan thought.
Pei Man went to attack Yue Shao'an, this was a good show directed by the emperor, but now Pei Man was captured alive and placed in front of him. In the emperor's eyes, Yue Shao'an was like slapping him hard.
Immediately, in a fit of rage, he had his coat cut down. After chopping, he regretted it a little, now the Jin State has not been completely captured, but it has only hit Yanjing, Huanglong Mansion, the Jin State still has troops, if he is alive, it will still be useful to him, but now, with a knife, there is nothing.
So, it caused his mood to be even worse.
Moreover, Liu Bonan was rescued by Yue Shao'an, although he made arrangements in advance, but he was still a little uneasy, if Liu Bonan ascended now, plus Yue Shao'an's influence, these two people would be able to gather half of the soldiers and horses of the Great Song Dynasty, and they were all elite soldiers.
How can this keep him from having a headache.
Looking at the civil and military officials above the court, all of them lowered their heads and were silent, and the emperor was even more angry, looked at it coldly for a while, stood up suddenly, scolded, and said, "All of them, they are all rice buckets." Retreatβ"
All the ministers breathed a sigh of relief and were about to bow down before leaving. Suddenly, a eunuch rushed over: "Your Majesty, General Liang Kun has woken up, and he is now outside the palace, asking to see the emperor." β
"He still has the face to see me." The emperor waved his hand angrily and said, "Don't see ......" As soon as the words came out, he suddenly thought that Liang Kun had lost the battle, if there was no emergency, recuperating his injuries at home was the best way to get rid of responsibility, since he came in such a hurry, there must be something important. He beckoned and said, "Let him in." β
After the eunuch spoke, after a while, Liang Kun's figure appeared in front of the palace gate. After being tortured by Zhang Chusan yesterday, Liang Kun fainted with pain and shame, so he didn't come to see the emperor until now.
As soon as Liang Kun entered the palace gate, the eyes of all the ministers were focused on him, the emperor had already retired from the court, and today he was able to escape the catastrophe. I didn't expect this kid to be mixed up, of course, the ministers didn't have a good impression of him.
However, when they saw Liang Kun's appearance, they couldn't help but gasp one by one. I saw that Liang Kun's legs were stretched straight, protecting his buttocks with one hand, and he walked unusually slowly, almost moving, and his feet didn't dare to step higher.
It wasn't until later that he gritted his teeth and raised his feet and walked in.
What's going on? Hemorrhoids committed? The ministers were dumbfounded......