Chapter 13: The Final Result
The wind blows the fragrance of peach blossoms, and the water flows in March.
In Xujiazhuang, Qin Feng took great pains to subdue his second dragon guard general, so that the two guards could be combined.
I saw Xu Chu, Dian Wei and others surrounding Qin Feng's fingers again.
Xu Chu was worried for a while, and said, "Lord, how can you defeat Dian Wei with one finger?" ”
Qin Feng ignored him, and just said to Dian Wei: "A gentleman has noble ambitions, good conduct, fair and upright!" ”
Everyone nodded when they said this, even Dian Wei was the same, just ask, who doesn't want to be a righteous gentleman?
Qin Feng felt that time was running out, so he began to flicker again, "Dian Wei, since you are a gentleman, just like a gentleman, sit down. Once you're seated, I'll use this finger to keep you out of your breath. After shaking the index finger of his right hand in a circle, he said: "In this way, you can test whose strength you can fight, and it will not hurt the harmony, what do you think?" ”
"Lord, you can't do this!" Xu Chu was very anxious and hurriedly persuaded.
Qin Feng smiled slightly, bowed his hand, and said in his heart You don't understand, as long as Dian Wei agrees to come down, don't look at him with the strength of a tiger, he can't stand up.
Dian Wei was even more incredulous, stared at Qin Feng and said: "I can tell you, when I go up the mountain to cut down the tree, the hundred-year-old tree is on the top, and I can get up, not to mention that you have a finger!" ”
Qin Feng smiled: "It's useless to say this, you just say you dare or not, right?" ”
"If you don't dare, you're afraid that you won't be able to win!" Dian Wei twisted his neck and said.
Qin Feng smiled: "This is not a problem you should care about, you should think about it, how to stand up for a while!" ”
Dian Weixin said that I don't know how many times I stand up a day, but I still need to think about it, so I will naturally stand up!
"Please!" Qin Feng made a gesture of please.
Xu Chu and the others panicked, and a volunteer warrior said: "The lord is born with divine power, and he can kill ants with one finger, this Dian Wei must not be able to stand up." ”
Xu Chu and the others nodded for a while, and now they can only think so.
Dian Wei didn't say more, and his heart said I won you, depending on what you say. So, Dian Wei was not afraid of being dirty, so he knelt directly on the ground. Sit on your calves, your toes on the ground, your hands on your thighs, and your waist straight.
"Good!" Qin Feng shouted loudly, and said to Xu Chu and the others: "Look at Dian Wei's sitting posture, even those people who have learned etiquette from the family can't compare." ”
Xu Chu and the others nodded for a while, and couldn't help but praise Dian Wei's gentleman for his good sitting posture.
Dian Wei was very happy, shook his head and said, "Then let's start, so that you can be convinced." ”
Qin Feng was secretly happy, and said in his heart that you stinky boy would be convinced in a while.
So, Qin Feng walked in front of Dian Wei, also standing straight, stretched out his right index finger, pointed it on Dian Wei's forehead, and said lightly: "Get up." ”
Dian Wei raised his left eyebrow, and when he stood up with all his strength, he suddenly found that he couldn't get up. He was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly stretched his waist again. But in his sitting position, the waist bar is already straightened, and he is not a spring, so he can no longer expand.
Xu Chu's eyes widened, and he hurriedly said, "Dian Wei, are you up?" ”
Dian Wei held back his strength, and said in his heart that I also remembered, why can't I get up!
I saw that Dian Wei's waist pole was constantly expanding and contracting, and his big head was stretching and shrinking like a turtle, but he couldn't get up. In the end, his hands were simply propped up to the ground, his face was red, and he couldn't get up.
Qin Feng was also very stressed, fortunately, he stood tall, although his fingers hurt from the top, but in order to subdue Dian Wei, he still had to endure it.
Dian Wei couldn't help but think that the strength of his waist and legs was a thousand catties of giant wood, and he said that he would carry it and walk, but now? He was sweating all over his head, looking at Qin Feng's fingers on his forehead, as if there was a silver light flashing, and he was shocked, "Could it be that I really met a god, and one finger has the power of a thousand jun, and he defeated me!" ”
Xu Chu and the others were also shocked, they found that sure enough, Dian Wei used all his strength, and he couldn't get up.
A few days ago, Dian Wei shook the ground with a punch, and the ground was smashed out of a hole half a foot deep. As for Qin Feng, with just one finger, he let him stand up without a hair.
Xu Chu and the others couldn't believe that everything they saw was real, but everything was really happening in front of them. With awe-inspiring eyes, he looked at Qin Feng, and involuntarily knelt on the ground, and bowed respectfully: "The lord really has divine power to help, just one finger, he defeated Juli Dian Wei!" ”
Dian Wei's black face turned even redder, and he was at a loss.
When Xu Chu saw it, he suddenly shouted, "Dian Wei, my lord is really a god and a man, and I surrender to you today." Your oath, to reach the heavens, at this moment, what are you hesitating about, it is a gentleman's doing? ”
This shout, like a morning bell at dusk, resounded in Dian Wei's heart. Today's Dian Wei is already convinced by Qin Feng.
Qin Feng felt that his fingers were loosened, and the strength to resist was gone, so he saw Dian Wei Bai fall to the ground, and shouted: "The lord is above, I have been subdued!" When Dian Wei raised his head again, the brilliance flashed in the bull's eyes, and he was convinced, and said loudly: "From now on, this life of my old man is the lord's." The lord let me go east, and I will never go west! ”
Qin Feng wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said in his heart Dian Wei, Dian Wei, it's really not easy for the lord to accept you, if you don't surrender, the lord and I will have no recruitment.
In this regard, the return of the double dragon guard, the combination of the two guards, think about it, will soon shine on the battlefield of the yellow turban!
Xu Chu and the others were even more convinced, and then said in unison: "We are the same!" ”
In fact, Qin Feng multiplied by 2, and he was not Dian Wei's opponent, he was able to win, all thanks to skill.
Where did this coincidence come from, it is necessary to talk about Qin Feng's experience in later generations, when he was a child in later generations, he watched a cartoon: Clever Yixiu.
This second episode is called: Who is Hercules.
Probably the plot goes like this: Ichikyu competes with the strongmen under the general's Hercules, and Ichikyu says that I can defeat Hercules with one finger.
Hercules was furious, just as unbelieving as Dian Wei. So, the clever Ikkyu asked Hercules to kneel on the ground and put his hands on his knees according to Japanese etiquette. Then, Ichiyu found a high stool to stand on, after all, he was a child, and only in this way could he be a little taller than Hercules. Then Yixiu did what Qin Feng had just done to Dian Wei to Hercules.
This Japanese study of Han culture is all kneeling, which happened to be learned from the Han Dynasty. Therefore, the gentlemen of the Han Dynasty also knelt and sit, so Qin Feng could just be used here by Dian Wei.
According to the principle of human body mechanics, if a person wants to stand, the center of gravity needs to fall on the feet, support the body, and then lean forward, or the feet are slightly retracted, and the fulcrum is placed in front of them before they can stand up. And the forehead was pressed against the fingers of outsiders, the center of gravity fell on the buttocks, and the fulcrum ran behind it, no matter how strong the whole body was, it was impossible to stand up.
Although Qin Feng is not as smart as Master Yixiu, fortunately, he has seen too many pigs running away, so he just pirated it for his own use.
Later, more than a thousand years later, Master Yixiu met Hercules in the General's Palace, and his head was sweating in a hurry, and suddenly he remembered the story of a great monarch in the far east who subdued him as a dragon guard. Master Ikkyu was overjoyed, so he used it on Hercules, and immediately leveled the shogun.
Master Ikyu later said, "If there were no sages of the East, there would be nothing that could be done this time, Amitabha!" ”
It's hard to tell whether the chicken came first or the egg came first.
However, Qin Feng crossed over, and he was himself before and after, and this theory was easy to explain when it came to him. It's all him, didn't run.
In this regard, Qin Feng got the help of Dian Wei again, his prestige was shocked, and he held high the banner of righteousness, and began to recruit troops.
Just when he was about to make a big show and gallop the world, he encountered a very thorny problem that could not be solved. Don't talk about making great plans, you may be destroyed by others.
The problem is, there is no money.
There is no money, what do soldiers eat, what do they drink, how to arm? And how to fight? If you can't fight, you can't make meritorious contributions. With the loss of time, Qin Feng found that if he didn't solve this problem, he would lose at the starting line, so he would never want to catch up with Cao Cao, Yuan Shao and others.
However, this problem is really difficult to solve, and a penny is difficult to defeat a hero, but it is not a joke.