The first year of Chongzhen.

February 26.

Morning.

After a lot of hymns. It was another song before the deliberations began. So, the ministers began to spit on each other. You say mine isn't, I say you're a jerk; It's not done well here, and it's not right there; This one said that so-and-so was a good person and should be promoted, and that said so-and-so was a bastard and should be confiscated. Anyway, the early dynasty was complicated, noisy, and so on.

Yang Reform didn't see it, Yang Reform saw a lot of these people's mutual spitting behavior, and when he watched others spitting on the Internet back then, it was much more serious and cheerful than here. The water building is really called a high. The level of these people's spitting is only second-rate. The ability to start the water building has not yet arrived at home!

The ministers are not stupid, after seeing that the emperor is absent-minded, they don't spray, knowing that spraying is also in vain, in the palace, there is no place to replenish water, spraying too much saliva and drying their mouths and making themselves uncomfortable. So, he stopped and looked at Yang Reform with blank eyes.

Today, Yang Reform is prepared, I thought about it all night last night, and I was busy for a long time this morning, just waiting for these people to be tired and come on the field.

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"Ladies and gentlemen, why don't you continue? I am glad to hear it! ......"Yang is in a good mood for reform.

The ministers below muttered again: Look at the emperor's complexion today. Are you preparing to produce demon moths again? Well, rejoice? Could it be that we spit so passionately that you should be happy?

"A few days ago, I suddenly found something very interesting, and I was ready to enjoy it with all Aiqing...... Oh, I'm tired too, I'm going to let you Aiqing rest and rest, and then come back to ......" Yang Reform accidentally said the word "spray".

The ministers below are angry, if it weren't for the emperor being the emperor, he would be high, and he might have to grab the emperor's collar to pk. We are for the country and the people, our mouths are dry, and we don't even have to drink saliva, even if you don't have to drink your saliva, the emperor, you actually let us rest and rest and come back. It's just too bad.

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An official finally couldn't bear it anymore, jumped out, and played: "Your Majesty, all the ministers are for the country and the people, and they have worked tirelessly for the country. How can Your Majesty interrupt and frolic in the court? ……”

Yang Reform was surprised, how could it be involved in my head, I feel that this is still a speech official, and it is their duty to criticize the emperor. I'm also doing this for your good, take a break, and restore your combat strength, so that you can fight better! How did it get to my head? In that case, then keep fighting.

"Well, this Aiqing is very right, I shouldn't be playing and playing with the court, then you Aiqing will continue......" Yang Reform was sitting anyway, and there was tea to drink, and he didn't mind watching this group of people continue to stand and spit.

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Among the ministers below, some of them wanted to scold their mothers, and they sprayed for a long time, foaming at the mouth, foaming at the mouth, and the stars were about to catch fire, and their legs were straight, and they originally thought that Your Majesty would let them take a break, and they were also considerate of us, but as a result, you kid didn't let us rest, okay, we must not rest, and we will find a reason for you to rest tomorrow.

In the fire-breathing eyes of a group of ministers, this official who came out to oppose Yang's reform "frolic" realized that he had made a big mistake. Immediately panicked. Standing in the midst of the ministers at a loss, it looked very desolate.

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After spraying for a while, the saliva of the ministers was so dry that they couldn't spray anymore. So, he stopped again and looked at the emperor with blank eyes.

"Zhong Aiqing should rest and rest. I feel tired from sitting. ”

After Yang Reform's words were finished, the ministers below kept nodding their heads, indicating that they wanted to rest, and if they didn't rest, they should be "rested". There is no longer the short-sighted one who jumps out to oppose it.

"Since all of you Aiqing have said that you want to take a break, let's take a break. It just so happens that I have an object here, which is quite novel, so you Aiqing might as well play with me to relieve your fatigue. ”

The ministers all craned their necks to see what was going on with the emperor. Generally speaking, it's not good.

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The little eunuchs each held a plate covered with silk, and came to the middle of the minister, and removed the silk, and inside were many white jade balls, some green jade balls, all of which were the same size, and slightly larger than eggs.

A knowledgeable connoisseur praised on the spot: "Emperor Qiqi, it is really a rare good jade!" White and flawless, delicate texture, luster and moisturizing, like clotted fat, it is really a good mutton fat jade, Your Majesty, I don't know if the minister is right? ”

This minister is also an expert, and he can see the origin of this jade at a glance. It is estimated that there are many such objects in the home.

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“…… Yes, yes, these jades are really good jade, they can really match our gentlemen, benevolence, righteousness, wisdom, bravery, and cleanliness ......" feelings This person thought that the emperor would take so many white jade balls out and reward everyone, hoping that everyone would be a benevolent, righteous, wise, brave, and clean "gentleman" and "good person".

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“…… Good jade, good jade......"

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In a dozen sycophants, Yang Gengai laughed in his heart: You can also be regarded as gentlemen? Are you also worthy of benevolence, righteousness, wisdom, courage, and purity? The most worthy of you are: mean, shameless, indecent, brain-dead. Despicable is to think about killing your teammates all day long, shamelessly counting on others to protect your own lives with your lives, and deducting other people's wages, obscene is to take other people's hard-earned money to xxx, and brain-dead is to play yourself to death in the end.

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"Yes, this is a white jade ball made of mutton fat jade, and the green one is made of jadeite, can you see the number written on it?"

The ministers looked at the numbers written on the ball again, and sure enough, there was, "three, four, three, three...... and some of the ministers read it out.

"You have all seen that there are numbers on these balls, the numbers of the white balls are from one to three, a total of thirty-three, and the green balls are from one to sixteen, a total of sixteen."

"Your Majesty, the ministers have seen it clearly...... "The ministers really don't know what kind of demon moths the emperor wants to do, didn't they ask us to divide these jade balls?" It's all divided and the number of people is not enough, is it a trick of "two peaches kill three soldiers"? If the ball is not enough, you have to fight, and the emperor picks up a bargain? Well, I must not shoot these balls, then the emperor's trick will not be able to play. Our IQ is pretty good......

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"Well, very good, I have already picked seven numbers in advance, the first six, each of which is the number on the white ball, and the second one is the number on the green ball...... Well, very good, ladies and gentlemen, you can try it too, and see who can pick the exact same number as me. If he can pick it out, I will reward him with 20,000 taels of silver, what do you think? ......" Yang said to the group of ministers with a smile. I was very proud.

"Wow! Twenty thousand taels of silver? Some ministers couldn't help but exclaim, the temptation of this silver is too great. A game will reward 20,000 taels of silver, the emperor is really generous! The ministers didn't say what kind of stupid emperor the emperor was, and what he didn't do his job. They were all carried away by the silver, thinking that they would win the emperor's silver, which was a legitimate income. That's a lot of money!

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"Since there is no objection, then let's start with our monarchs and ministers, when you will play, you Aiqing will take a pen and write down the numbers you like on paper, and when you have chosen, I will announce the numbers I have selected, if it can coincide with my numbers, then I will reward him with 20,000 taels of silver, it's as simple as that, what do you think?" Yang Gengai explained with a smile.

The ministers below can't wait, 20,000 taels of silver, and they will win the emperor's pants. Ha ha. No one came out to object, first, they were too tired and wanted to rest, and second, they had too much money and were dizzy.

"Then let's get started, Otomo, and give you paper and pen and ink to wait." Yang Gai was proud in his heart, laughing, you pigs, play with me, play with you, you are one hundred and ten people, want to choose the two-color ball in the welfare lottery? Play for a thousand years. Haha, if you want to win my money, no way. The China Welfare Lottery does not agree.

"Yes, the emperor ......" Wang Chengen turned around and arranged for a group of little eunuchs to take paper, pens, and ink to serve these adults to play games.

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After a while, whether the ministers were very happy, or very excited, or reluctant, or embarrassed, or a little twisted, they all wrote down the numbers they had chosen, in case they were chosen, it would be 20,000 taels of silver, and if they didn't win, they would just be a game for the monarch and ministers, which was not a big deal.

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"Have you all chosen? Then I will announce the numbers I have chosen......" Yang Gengai took out a note and handed it to Wang Chengen.

Wang Chengen took it, held it in his hand, and read it out loud: "The first number, one one, the second number two-one, the third number three-one, the seventh number, one by one......"

Wang Chengen read the first number, and some ministers were sad, it is estimated that the first number will not be hit, and some will smile happily, and it is estimated that they will be hit.

When Wang Chengen read the second number, many ministers were sad, and only a few were still excited, and it was estimated that they were still hit.

When Wang Chengen read the third number, most of them missed.

When Wang Chengen read the fourth number, no one was still smiling.

Wang Chengen read all seven numbers in silence. The ministers were silent, and none of them were among them. They all had sad faces. I thought it would be nice if I could play it again, if I could choose it. That's 20,000 taels of silver! The gambler has a psychological attack, not to mention the capital.

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"Why, didn't you hit? None of you Aiqing have chosen the same number as me? ”

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"Your Majesty, none of the ministers have been selected," the ministers replied in unison......

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"Then Aiqing, do you want to play again?" Yang Gengai smiled, his heart was secretly refreshed, facing this group of pigs who only had silver in their heads, he felt that his IQ was really high and quite superior. This is really fun, and I am very proud in my heart, this kind of two-color ball that is carefully designed in the 21st century, even if the IQ of your pigs evolves a hundred times, you can't figure out the trick in it, even if you are asked to play it a thousand times, you can't choose it.

A group of ministers were embarrassed to say that they wanted to play again, how embarrassing and embarrassing it was. But there are also those who are confused by wealth, and they actually say it loudly: "I still want to play ...... again" As soon as he finished speaking, he realized how embarrassing his behavior was, which attracted the attention of many ministers.

"Hehe, since you all Aiqing still want to play again, then come on, I write a new set of numbers, you also choose again, choose to see if it matches my numbers, 20,000 taels of silver, it is still valid, you have no jokes." Yang Gai was very happy and played games with this group of pigs with a smile.

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The ministers, who were still a little embarrassed and hesitant just now, began to write their own numbers again, and some people also studied the effect of the last "lottery" and felt that they couldn't write the same as the last time.

Yang Gai also wrote a set of numbers, waiting for the ink to dry. Give it to Wang Chengen to read.

"The first number, the Trinity ......"

Most of the ministers below have gone from hope to sorrow.

"The second number, the second two......"

At this time, the vast majority of ministers are hopeless.

"The third number, two six ......"

It's over, it's over, and the ministers are quiet. Quietly waiting for Wang Chengen to finish reading, and after reading it, he will see if the emperor can play again, this is too exciting.

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"Why, there is no one in Aiqingzhong? Then I have 20,000 taels of silver, and no Aiqing can win it? …… Hehe, do you want to come again? "Yang Reform has started to trick these pigs again. If the two-color ball can be hit, it is not one in a few hundred million, and there is also one in tens of millions of luck, if you want to win, it is estimated that these people in the hall will be hit in a few hundred years. Yang Gai felt a sense of superiority over his IQ. My heart is very cool.

This time, it's not just a few ministers who are shouting "think", like red-eyed gamblers, eager to start the next one immediately, anyway, this doesn't cost money. And so, the third two-color ball began again.

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The results can be imagined.

“…… Would you like to do it again? ……”

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“…… Want to ......"

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“…… Would you like to do it again? ……”

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“… Think..."

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In this way, when the sun was about to set in the afternoon, the ministers finally remembered that it was time to go to court. One by one, they blushed and went out in tears, and many of them covered their faces with their sleeves, which was really embarrassing.

Waiting for this group of ministers to go out, Yang Reform sat on the dragon chair in the main hall alone, laughing.

Walking in the Forbidden City under the twilight, Yang Gai happily came to a poem: The Imperial Palace! You, really, Jinbi, that brilliance!

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