This kind of thing doesn't have to be done between two people.

Sometimes, for some ulterior purpose, the commander of the Jinyi Guard occasionally does the evil thing of catching and destroying.

However, whether Commander Xiao is selfless or satisfying his personal taste, no one knows except himself.

Compared with the light-hearted ministers in the Golden Palace, Xiao Fan now seems to be a little more human, with a malicious smile on his face, and his expression is excited and narrow, like a mischievous child who has discovered a new toy.

"Where did Huang Guan get it?"

Cao Yi said with a smile: "Xiangmanlou, the most expensive kiln in Beijing, there are all first-class beauties inside......"

"The most expensive? How expensive is it? ”

Cao Yi thought for a while and said, "Let's put it this way, you listen to the red card girl fart inside, and you have to pay at least ten taels of silver just to hear this fart sound......"

"Brother Cao's metaphor is really ...... Alas, how did you get Huang Guan there? How much does it cost? ”

Cao Yi rolled his eyes and said, "Of course Huang Guan paid for the silver himself, he is a lady, do you want our Jinyi Wei to help him give the silver?" What do you think we are? ”

Xiao Fan: "............"

What kind of leader there is, what kind of subordinates, Cao Yi's shameless tone of course has come out of the blue.

Looking at the princes and ministers who were returning to the palace in the official sedan chair outside the Chengtian Gate, Cao Yi leaned in Xiao Fan's ear and asked softly: "Just now I only knew outside the palace gate that your proposal to reform the military system was passed, but the process is not clear at all, how did you convince those stubborn and pedantic poor sour?" ”

Xiao Fan turned his head, his eyes looked at the Qingliu ministers who finally came out of the palace, under the leadership of Yang Jing, the secretary of the Criminal Department, they lost their souls one by one, like mourning and examining, as if they would find a rope to hang themselves as soon as they went home, looking like they were at the end of the road.

Xiao Fan smiled unconsciously, and the meaning in his smile made Cao Yi very puzzled.

Turning around, Xiao Fan said leisurely: "The so-called court battle, it doesn't have to be noisy, in fact, what really plays a decisive role in the surname is the game laid out before the Golden Palace, whether a court battle can be won, the key is not how good your eloquence is, but in the various killing moves you made against political enemies before, when you go to the Golden Palace, it is the time when you see the dagger, all the results are expected, when all your layouts against the opponent have played a role, how the opponent argues is in vain, at that time, Maybe a little look can scare them all into shutting up......"

Cao Yi opened his confused eyes, thought for a long time, and then shook his head vigorously: "It's too profound, can you say it a little plainly?" ”

Xiao Fan sighed and said, "It's not good to be elegant in front of you...... Let's put it this way, if you fall in love with a girl, but the girl doesn't like you, you decide to give her an aphrodisiac, sleep with her, and then say, you say, in this matter, the most important thing is to take the drug, or how to sleep with her is the most important? ”

Cao Yimen'er laughed and said, "Of course, sleeping with her is the most important, I can even put her in thirty-six different positions......"

Xiao Fan's face gradually turned dark, and he said frantically: "Of course, the most important thing is to take the medicine!" How do you sleep with her without drugged? ”

"What is it to sleep with her?"

"As long as the drug is successful, sleeping with her is an inevitable result, and then you can enjoy the fruits of your labor, and you can be as cool as you want, do you understand?"

Cao Yi suddenly realized: "This metaphor is too fucking shallow!" I know if you said that......"

The two continued to hurry towards Xiangmanlou...... ...... for a long time, "Brother Cao, you just said that there are thirty-six postures?" How can there be so many? Teach me ......"

"You're the right question, I'm telling you, it's a fucking wave! This is still secretly passed on to me by your master, it is said that it was passed down by a guy named Dong Xuanzi in the Tang Dynasty, you listen, there is a word 'hole' in the name, it can be seen that it must be a fairy girl, your master just said that he is a man......"

"Don't pay attention to him, my master has never learned anything............

"That's it! If it's a man, the road name should be called 'Stick Xuanzi'......"

"Brother Cao's analysis is very reasonable, you go on, what are the thirty-six postures......

The two whispered and drifted apart...... At the corner of Chengdong Street, a group of men dressed in Jinyi Wei Feiyu costumes surrounded Xiao Fan and Cao Yi and walked quickly towards Xiangmanlou, Jinyiwei's famous name is not covered by the people, everywhere everyone goes, the people along the street hawkers and merchants are all frightened, panic retreat, crying dad shouting that the mother hides the grain and hides the girl, and in the blink of an eye, the street is clean, and even a dog can not be found.

Xiao Fan twitched as he walked, and sighed: "Brother Cao, can we Jinyiwei strive to change our image and quality in the future?" ...... go on like this."

Before he finished speaking, Cao Yi beside him suddenly ran and kicked a street patrol in front of him who was standing in the middle of the street as if he was stunned.

With a scream, the poor catcher crossed a perfect parabola in mid-air, Cao Yi spat and scolded viciously: "His mother's brother-in-law!" Don't have long eyes? Dare to stand in the way of our Jinyiwei? ”

Xiao Fan: "............"

"Brother Xiao, what did you just say?"

“…… It's nothing. ”

While speaking, everyone had already walked to the door of the fragrant building.

The front door of the fragrant building can be full of birds, after the morning to now, it is already the afternoon, the general green building is to the fast palm light time to start picking up guests, so at this time the green building is in a state of closing, few guests come to the door.

A group of fierce and vicious Jinyi lieutenants surrounded the two of them, and the thugs of the Qinglou who were lazily squinting and dozing off at the door were stunned, and when they saw the flying fish suits worn by this group of people, the thugs didn't even dare to take a look at their faces, and they all flashed in a clever and gorgeous flash, and ran away without a trace with any unbelievable methods and means.

Xiao Fan looked up at the three-storey Xiangmanlou, and saw its cornices and corners, full of antiquity with a bit of quiet and elegant, if it weren't for the slightly fat powder signboard hanging high in front of the building, it was hard to believe that such an elegant place was actually a green building.

"It's such a unique and interesting place, no wonder the whole Beijing division charges the most expensive, and it can catch up with the heavens......" Xiao Fan looked up and admired.

"Where is the heavenly realm?" Cao Yi wondered.

"It's a good place for you to smash fairies from the sky to the world as long as you have money, and undress for you......"

As he spoke, the Jinyi lieutenant who accompanied him had kicked open the door of the Xiangmanlou very rudely.

Xiao Fan and Cao Yi walked into the building, and found that there was a hole in the sky, the floor covers a very wide area, through the corridor, there is an open-air bamboo forest and a small and unique water pavilion, a hundred birds chirp crisply in the forest, the breeze blows, the forest rustles, and the birds call one after another are in harmony, which is particularly pleasant.

Everyone broke into the courtyard, a middle-aged bustard who was dressed quite elegantly hurriedly stepped forward, looking a little anxious, but still calm, seeing Xiao Fan who was surrounded by everyone in the middle, the bustard's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly smiled with a smile on his face: "Ouch! This handsome boy, you haven't been to this small building of the slave house for a long time......"

Xiao Fan was stunned: "...... I haven't been here. ”

"Bold! The commander of the Jinyi Guard, the Marquis of Qinfeng Chengyi and the Marquis of Xiao are here, and they must not be presumptuous! What kind of handsome boy, are you looking for death? The captain in brocade clothes on the side shouted loudly.

The old bustard was so frightened that he almost fainted when he heard this, and then his legs weakened, and he knelt in front of Xiao Fan, and his old face was pale and he didn't dare to raise his head.

Xiao Fan glared at the lieutenant dissatisfied: "Don't scare people!" Can't you talk well? Besides, this mother is not wrong, am I not a handsome boy? ”

Saying that, Xiao Fan smiled and helped up the trembling old bustard, and said warmly: "Don't be afraid, this mother is here to find friends, not to trouble you......"

"Hou ...... Hou ......"

"I'm a human, not a monkey, and I'm not allowed to curse."

"Who is Master Hou looking for?"

Xiao Fan turned his head to look at Cao Yi, Cao Yi bared his teeth, and said viciously: "The unclothed person who was sent to you in the building before dawn, in which room?" ”

The old bustard suddenly realized: "What the adults said was the one who spoke as thin as chopsticks?" ”

"Chopsticks?" The two were stunned.

Speaking of this, the bustard finally regained some courage, and it seemed that he happened to ask about her major.

"The slave family has read countless birds in their lives, and the pipe flute in the Goolan courtyard has also tasted a lot, the one you sent...... It's supposed to be a prisoner, right? The slave said something offensive, and his bird ......"

"How?" There were gossip fireworks in the eyes of the two.

The old bustard pursed his lips and said in a disdainful tone: "...... Not a good bird. ”

The two glanced at each other, stretched out their little thumbs and gestured at the thickness of the chopsticks, and then invariably straightened up in unison, with a reserved face.

Inspector Yushi Huangguan is very uncomfortable now.

His head hurts, Cao Yi's knock on him is not light, plus I don't know how much [***] medicine has been poured into him, now he is in pain as if he is in hell, and the whole person seems to be about to explode.

In the haze, he could only hear two voices in his ears that he subconsciously hated.

"Brother Cao, how much [***] medicine did you pour him?"

"I was afraid that he would wake up too quickly, so I poured him two weights......"

"Will you make him stupid?"

"Hehe, what's the matter with being stupid, stupid people have stupid blessings......"

"What if he doesn't wake up now?"

"It's very easy to do, Lao Tzu slapped him twice and woke up......"

"Hey, don't fan! This guy may be an uncle in the future, so we have to be polite to him......"

"So let's wait for him to wake up?"

"Idle is idle, get some paper and pen, I will draw a picture of Huang Yushi Haitang sleeping naked, and pass it on to my children and grandchildren in the future, so that future generations can find some confidence......"

“…………”

When Huang Guan regained consciousness, the dazzling sunlight outside the red lacquered wooden lattice window made his eyes squint for a long time, and when he got used to the light and slowly opened his eyes, the focus of his eyes gradually became clear, he stretched out his hands, rubbed his temples vigorously, and let out a painful moan.

The feeling of a headache is more difficult than a hangover, Huang Guan only felt that his head was about to explode, what happened before, and his memory was short-lived.

After rubbing his head for a while, Huang Guan began to look at this unfamiliar environment, the pink embroidered quilt, the pink curtain, the pink incense pillow, and the pink jade arm like a tender lotus root on his chest...... Everything looks so beautiful and silvery, as if you are in a spring dream, especially the jade arm, which is red and white, and the water color is immature, which makes people want to bite it gently...... Suddenly, Huang Guan's eyes widened, becoming like two copper bells, and his scattered eyes were instantly bloodshot, revealing a terrifying and terrifying light.

"Ahh

Huang Guan couldn't hold back any longer, and let out a high-pitched and poignant scream.

The scream startled the stunning woman lying beside him, she slowly opened her eyes, yawned lazily, and Huang Guan looked at her in horror, as if she had seen a ghost.

As soon as he lowered his head, Huang Guan found that he was defenseless and naked, and he couldn't help but gasp.

"Ahh

"The lung capacity is really sufficient, no wonder I can be a spokesman, I can't learn this ability......" Outside the bed, a joking voice said leisurely.

Huang Guan turned his head in astonishment, but saw Xiao Fan sitting at the table of the Eight Immortals in the room, with a small wooden shelf set up in front of him, and a piece of white paper was spread on the shelf.

Huang Guan's face suddenly appeared extremely distorted, and his expression was more terrifying than a living ghost.

"Ahh

Xiao Fan and Cao Yi got goosebumps when they heard this, is this guy a cricket? Why do you scream endlessly?

Huang Guan was like a woman from a good family who had been humiliated by hooligans, half-sitting on the bed and screaming helplessly for a long time, and then suddenly stopped, and waited to get out of bed to find clothes as soon as her body moved.

Xiao Fan hurriedly raised the brush, like the affectionate Jack on the Titanic, and shouted: "Shredded meat!" Don't move! You're in stunning shape, just the last few strokes......"

Huang Guan rushed to Xiao Fan like crazy when he heard this, and then grabbed Xiao Fan's front placket, and said sadly: "Xiao Fan! You...... You thief! How dare you calculate me like this......"

"Lord Huang, calm down, ......"

"Calm down, your sister! Xiao Fan, let's make it clear before the Son of Heaven drives! What about the commander of the Jinyi Guard? Who gave you the authority to treat the ministers of the court like this? ”

"Lord Huang, you must have misunderstood......

"Misunderstand your sister! You framed your colleagues, excluded dissidents, and your methods were so despicable and shameless, this official ......"

"Lord Huang......"

"Before the Son of Heaven drives, let's make it clear! This official must sue ......"

"Lord Huang......"

"What's wrong?" Huang Guan asked in an evil voice.

Xiao Fan pointed innocently and said softly, "...... You're dewed. ”

Huang Guan lowered his head in astonishment, only then did he find that he was standing naked in the middle of the room and holding Xiao Fan's placket, looking very yellow and violent.

"Ahh

Huang Guan screamed in horror again, then swished, quickly rushed back to the bed, pushed away the same ** beauty beside him, and covered his body with a pink embroidered quilt.

Xiao Fanyu praised himself in a very sincere tone: "Lord Huang, where are yours...... Oh, it's so exquisite......"

(To be continued)