Chapter 199: Super War of Words (2)
They have long forgotten the taste of death, because to live is a torment for them, they yearn for **, look forward to dignity, and even ** can't forgive the sins committed by these two world hooligans, resist, enslaved and oppressed people, ** and dignity can belong to you. ”
As soon as Goebbels's speech came out, the whole world was in an uproar, and Germany was clearly clamoring for war against Britain and France! It seems that Germany is ready to take action against Britain and France, this is the conclusion reached by the analysis of most countries in the world, and even Britain and France, which have signed a secret treaty with Germany, are also in a panic, for fear that one day the EU army will drive in front of the Maginot Line.
Britain and France were trembling with fright, the Soviet Union was happy, and this could export more oil and minerals to Germany, so that there would be more foreign exchange to buy advanced machinery and equipment, which could speed up the industrialization process of the Soviet Union, and of course the vigilance would naturally be relaxed.
The various rebellions and uprisings in the British and French colonies became more and more violent, and for the various uprisings and uprisings in the colonies, Britain, France and the United States mobilized a large number of troops to go to **, which dragged a lot of British and French energy, but even the Yankees were also engulfed in.
Why did Goebbels dare to call the oppressed and enslaved people to rise up and resist, because Germany basically does not have national oppression and plunder, the governments of Denmark, Norway, the Czech Republic, and Poland are all elected by their own people, Germany only sent a little garrison, and at the same time Germany will also monitor whether the governments of these countries are clean, and now these countries are also one of the EU member states, and the people of the entire EU countries enjoy complete ** and dignity, this was when the European Union of Nations was founded, the Berlin Declaration It has been clearly written, and it is also written into the EU Constitution. As for whether Germany will plunder the rest of the European Union, this does not exist at all, everything is a market economy, and everyone does it in full accordance with the rules of business.
That's why Goebbels has the confidence to make such a shocking speech, and now the EU has become a holy place of pilgrimage for the people of the colonies, but I don't know if when Goebbels's lies are exposed, Germany will attack the Soviet Union, and the people of those colonies will have such a mentality, this is really unknown.
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"Bump...... Bang dang ......"
"How did the British Empire, which is raised, holy, and deeply favored by God, become a rogue state in the mouth of Goebbels, you **raiser, oh! O my God! This is slander, this is slander, the British Empire cannot tolerate this unbridled slander, we must fight back, fight back, the secretary prepares the car and goes to the Prime Minister's Office. ”
After Churchill smashed a smoke tank in his office, he hurried to the Prime Minister's Office. Now newspapers all over the world are reporting Goebbels's speech, and Britain is no exception, morally Britain's colonial policy is unpopular, no matter how high-sounding those politicians say, they can't change the fate of the colonies being oppressed and exploited by Britain and other colonists. There are also many people in Britain who oppose the British colonial policy, of course, those capitalists and vested interests do not think so, Germany wants to dig their roots, those so-called elites, and have the right to speak and **, they have asked the British Empire to immediately counterattack Germany.
The so-called counterattack of these elites is to fight a war of words with Germany, and they have this ability, and now the British Empire dares to wage war against Germany? Since 1938, the British Empire has had several small fights with the Germans, and each time they have been beaten by Germany all over the ground, those elites are very shrewd and will never kill themselves.
After Churchill arrived at the Prime Minister's Office, it happened that Chamberlain planned to urgently convene a wartime cabinet meeting, and after several wartime cabinets arrived, they launched urgent consultations, and the unanimous opinion was to immediately start from the society and make every effort to counter the slanderous remarks of Germany.
Churchill is the direct commander of this ** counterattack, don't look at Churchill's likes to curse viciously, it can only show Churchill's hypocritical side, but Churchill is indeed very capable, Churchill first found the Norwegian royal family and the Yugoslav royal family, Churchill did not invite them to the banquet, but asked them to immediately issue a strong statement of condemnation, condemning Germany's aggression.
The Norwegian royal family and the Yugoslav royal family dared to go against Churchill's wishes, they were all the ** royal family under the fence, and the Germans occupied their country and re-elected a new government, so that they lost the whole country, how to say it is a great hatred, and it is only natural that they come out to attack Germany.
The next day, the Norwegian royal family and the Yugoslav royal family jointly held a press conference, although these two royal families are the first royal family, but the influence is still huge, there are many reporters who came to participate, even German journalists also participated, but German journalists or journalists from EU countries are not qualified to ask questions. The reason for this is that they are afraid that these reporters will ask very tricky questions that will bring shame on the royal family.
The press conference was held inside the British Empire Houses of Parliament, and the King and Queen of Norway and the King and Queen of Yugoslavia sat in front of the rostrum in a very formal and dignified manner:
The first to speak was the Queen of Norway, the Queen of Norway cried before she spoke, women's tears are always a huge weapon of destruction, and the King of Norway finally asked the Queen of Norway to stop her tears, and the Queen of Norway, who stopped her tears, began to speak with concern:
"Distinguished gentlemen and ladies, we, the Norwegian people, live happily and happily, my people and I have always been peace-loving, but the murderous Decords invaded Norway and occupied beautiful Norway, my homeland, they plundered and ** my people, enslaved my people, as for what Mr. German Minister of Propaganda said, Germany did not oppress and enslave any country and people, that is a clear lie, an outright lie, Goebbels is just a political liar, He is fooling the eyes of peace-loving people all over the world.
The German Nazis did not have any mercy, they only thought about how to oppress and plunder other peoples and countries, and we in Norway are living proof of this. …… Woowoo woo ......"
"Damn Nazis, damned liars, I was almost deceived by them, and I was convinced by the words of the Queen of Norway, and I decided to write a report immediately to profoundly expose the ugly face of the German Nazis."
"I'm going to expose and criticize the damned Nazis."
"Not necessarily! We'd better go and see it on the spot. ”
After the Queen of Norway finished speaking, the Queen of Yugoslavia said her experience in great misery:
"Dear gentlemen and ladies, you don't know it yet! Italy is Germany's iron ally, isn't it what kind of goods do you Italy have? They invaded our home, but also our girls and women, who wandered around the window of a woman's house every day with flowers or gifts, and if the man was not careful, his wife or daughter would be abducted and run away by those damn Italian devils......"
"Haha...... Haha......"
"Ahem...... Ahem......"
The Yugoslav king hurriedly coughed and reminded the queen not to say these embarrassing things, in fact, the real situation is that the romantic Italian soldiers, when they see the Yugoslav beauty, they can't help but pursue it, Yugoslavia is located on the Mediterranean coast, and there are beautiful women! The girl is also enthusiastic and unrestrained, Italy loves romance, this is dry wood meets the fire, those Yugoslav passionate and unrestrained beauties began to elope with the Italian soldiers, and the feelings of Italy are fighting in order to pick up girls! No wonder the Italian army is a super hilarious army, an army that overturns everyone.
The hint of the king of Yugoslavia immediately woke up his queen, who was also highly educated and reacted very quickly, and immediately pointed the finger at the German ** team:
"Haha...... It can't be that the girl in your country is more Italian herself, it's so funny. ”
"Woooooooooo......oo Woowoo woo ......"
The queen of Yugoslavia immediately wailed loudly, the Europeans still respect the lady very much, not to mention that others are still queens, and immediately stopped laughing, and the queen of Yugoslavia saw that her tears were effective, and immediately struck while the iron was hot, and began to cry:
"Woooooooooo......oo Damn the German devils, driving countless tanks, crushed our crops, blew up our villages, robbed our belongings, ** our people, and the planes that filled the sky, like a flock of black crows, flying all over the sky, countless bombs fell from the sky, killing countless of our civilians...... Woowoo...... Countless houses have collapsed in the bombing, countless children have lost their parents, countless parents have lost their children, countless peace-loving people have lost their loved ones, to whom did we, the people of Yugoslavia, provoke? No, we never provoked anyone, let alone invaded others, but the murderous German Nazis still imposed war on us...... Woowoo woo ......"
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Britain's press conference played the sad card, the woman's tears card, Britain attacked Germany on the ** and began to appear in the newspapers of the world again, Germany immediately launched a second round of counterattack, and the two sides began to fight each other, but the war between Germany and Britain and France was only in the first aspect, the world's eyes were attracted by the battlefield polemics, but ignored the upcoming large-scale military exercises of the European Union of Nations, and the armies of the EU countries continued to be happy in the eastern half of Poland.
Even the USSR was attracted by the quarrel of Britain, France and Germany, and no one would have thought that the EU was actively preparing for war, which, of course, was the most desired scenario for Germany, so that the whole world would selectively forget about the fact that the EU was holding exercises.
Some good journalists even thought that Germany and the EU had made a request to go deep into Denmark, Norway and the Czech Republic, Poland, and Germany and the EU warmly welcomed them...... (To be continued.) )