Chapter 54: The Skinny Hero
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Regarding the negotiation with the devil, the plan has been drawn up, and the person who will send the envoy will be selected. According to the plan, negotiating with the devil should not only make the devil feel sincere, but also not let the devil think that Wu Mujun showed weakness and lost the prestige of Wu Mujun, so the envoy should be arrogant and bastard, and not be polite.
At this time, Lu Ao stood up again: "I recommend someone to you, this kid is even more arrogant and bastard than us old bastards!" ”
When Lu Ao was recuperating in the hospital, he often saw a young wounded soldier running around in the hospital, provoking and molesting female doctors and nurses, known as "ten thousand suspicions". Lu Ao couldn't get used to it, so he found a place where no one was and beat this kid hard, and he also broke his wound. Since then, this kid has become Lu Ao's younger brother.
This kid's name is Niu Daojia, 21 years old, from Tianjin. During the "77 Incident", this kid joined the ** 29th Army in anger for a while, fought bravely all the way, did not make great achievements, and made a lot of achievements, but he was unruly and free and loose, and once he was drunk and beat the battalion commander to escape from the barracks, and joined the Wumu Army. He was injured during the rescue of Baohua Mountain, and was shot 4 times and 2 pieces of shrapnel. This kid is a well-known gangster in Tianjin, wandering around the foreign market, finding a shop casually when he has no money, stabbing himself in someone's store, or taking a brick to his head, and bloodily "exchanging" money with the shopkeeper, known as "Niu Lingzi".
Everyone called Niu Daojia to take a look, and saw that the young man had clear eyebrows, white teeth and red lips, and at first glance he really didn't look like a scoundrel, but his eyes revealed a quacky and evil gaze.
Shi Jilun wrote a letter, handed it to Niu Daojia, and explained his intentions clearly, the kid grinned: "You just wait to see the fun." ”
Niu Daojia picked two veterans with the same smell, the two rode horses, Niu Daojia rode a thin donkey, and the three of them wore Wu Mujun uniforms, without weapons, and went straight to Shanghai.
The three of them swaggered to the devil sentry post, and the devil sentry raised his bayonet: "Stop!" What a job! ”
Niu Daojia took out Wu Mujun's envelope: "Lao Tzu is Wu Mujun's messenger, tell you the emperor, Lao Tzu has something to find him!" ”
The devil soldiers did not understand, but when they saw that the words "Major General Kagezo Zhao" were written on the envelope in both Chinese and Japanese, as well as the payment of the "Wumu Mintuan", he did not dare to call the shots and called the soldier on duty. The soldier on duty was relatively old, and hurriedly called to report it level by level.
After waiting for a long time, the devil received an order: let him go.
The devil soldier Cao came over and waved his hand arrogantly, signaling for release. Niu Daojia kicked the devil army Cao on the heel, and scolded in his mouth: "Baga, you have mistaken Lao Tzu's big thing!" ”
Hmph, forgive him for being a little soldier and don't dare to do anything to himself, let's pick up a bargain first.
The second sentry devil sentry has already received the order, and he is very sensible to Niu Daojia. Niu Daojia was happy and rewarded this devil with a pack of cigarettes ---- added opium.
At the third sentry, a devil squadron leader came to pick it up in person. Niu Daojia went up and slapped him in the mouth, "Baga, you are standing too close to me!" The squadron leader didn't dare to do anything to Niu Daojia, so he could only let him go. After Niu Daojia left, the squadron leader committed suicide by caesarean section because he couldn't stand the humiliation of the China.
The fourth sentry, the devil has already sent someone to pick it up. Niu Daojia resolutely refused to take the devil's car, so he rode around on a thin donkey and walked for 3 days before arriving in Shanghai.
Niu Daojia was taken directly to the Central China Dispatch Army Headquarters, instead of the Mei Agency of Kagesa Zhenzhao. Both Hata Shunroku and Kagesa Zhenzhao heard about this kid's arrogance all the way, and they wanted to extinguish his prestige, and also the prestige of the Wu Mu army. Especially Kagesa Zhenzhao, last time he was fed up with the insults and fools of this gang of bandits in Xishan, this time he must be angry!
Niu Daojia was searched by two devils and taken to the conference room of Shunroku Hatata, and this kid scolded him on the road.
Seeing Shunroku Hata and Zhenaki Kagesa, Niu Daojia held his head high and asked arrogantly: "Which of you is the emperor of Japan?" ”
Shunroku Hata endured his anger and watched Niu Daojia perform: "Your Majesty the Emperor, you can't see it!" You're not qualified! ”
"Why?" Niu Daojia was curious.
"Your official is too small, only your chairman is qualified to meet our emperor!" Shunroku Hata still wants to see what tricks this kid can play.
"My second brother is also quite big, can I see your emperor?" Niu Daojia squinted at Shunroku Hata, and talking sideways is Niu Daojia's strength.
"Yaga!" Shunroku Hata finally couldn't help it. The bayonet of the devil guard pressed against Niu Daojia's chest.
"You Baga! I'm talking to you about business, why are you scolding the street?" Niu Daojia is reasonable, and he is awe-inspiring.
As soon as Toshiroku Hata waved his hand, several devil guards rushed up, and the butts and leather boots of the guns gave Niu Daojia a violent beating. Niu Daojia held his head in his hands and shrank in the corner, letting the devil's leather boots and gun butts beckon to his body, without saying a word. It wasn't until Shunroku Hata repelled the devil guards that Niu Daojia slowly stood up and squinted at Shunroku Hatata. Being beaten is the basic skill of Tianjin gangsters, and Niu Daojia is very professional.
"What are you doing here?" Shunroku Hata asked.
"Send a decree to the Emperor of the Devils!" Niu Daojia's panting was a little painful.
"What about faith?" Shunroku Hata didn't want to get tangled with this scoundrel anymore.
Niu Daojia took out the envelope and lit it up.
"This is a letter to Major General Kagesa Akira!" Shunroku Hata was angry.
"Fuck, I thought the emperor was called Kagesa Zhenzhao!" Niu Daojia pretended to be crazy and stupid, and looked like a scoundrel.
"Give me the letter." Seeing Niu Daojia being beaten and his nose and face swollen, Ying Zuo Zhenzhao felt more comfortable and stretched out his hand to ask for a letter.
"Why for you?" Niu Dao Jiadao.
"I'm Shadow Akira."
"Our Wumu militia said on Tuesday that Commander Dog Zhou said that I want to read this letter in public before I can give it to you!" Niu Daojia said in an endorsing tone.
"Read!" Shunroku Hata and Akira Kagesa couldn't afford it, and they were about to collapse by this half-crazy, half-stupid guy.
"Your Excellency Shadow Zuo Zhenzhao: **'s words don't count, you walk on the front foot, and your people on the back foot will kill you, so that I will kill and injure more than 200 people, and your generator will be out of play, right? Listen, the generator was brought to me, and our peace agreement is still valid, but the start date is calculated from the date of the arrival of the generator, otherwise the consequence will be that from the west mountain to the north to the south bank of the Yangtze River, the Japanese will not want to pass another cart, a horse, a soldier! If you think about it, reply to me, and I'll give you half a month to consider, ask for instructions, and coordinate! Tuesday Dog Republic of China 27th June 30"
Niu Daojia finished reading, folded the letter and threw it to Kagezo Zhenzhao, turned around and left.
"Slow!" Kagezo Zhenzhao still wants to leave a topic, it will be useful in the future, "You tell Tuesday Dog, I'll think about it!" Give him an answer in a few days! ”
"Got it!" Niu Daojia turned around and left.
"Slow!" This time it's Shunroku Hatata.
"Are you still finished?" Niu Daojia was impatient.
"You have been arrogant in my Imperial Japanese Army Headquarters for a long time, and you want to leave so cheaply?" Shunroku Hatahata showed his hideous face.
"What do you want to do?" Niu Dao Jiaman doesn't care.
"Let you have a long memory, cut off your ears, and leave me a souvenir!" Toshiroku Hata smirked.
"Easy to do! You don't have to bother, I'll do it myself! Niu Daojia stretched out his hand to the devil guards and took a bayonet. The devil guards hurriedly used their bodies to block Shunroku Hata and Akira Kagesa.
"Look!" Niu Daojia frowned, cut off his right ear, and threw it on Shunroku Hatata's desk.
"I'll make you a plate!" Niu Daojia threw his left ear on Shunroku Hata again.
Niu Daojia was bleeding but calm, "Is it enough for a plate?" If that's not enough, I've got three more here! As he spoke, he took off his pants and showed a dirty grunt.
Shunroku Hata and Akira Tsuyoshi couldn't stand it, but there was a way that "the two armies fought without slashing", and with a wave of their hands, a few devils took Niu Daojia out of the headquarters.
Niu Daojia stood at the entrance of the headquarters of the Central China Dispatch Army with a bloody face, like a living ghost, and the two devils standing guard were stunned. Niu Daojia kicked the two devil soldiers down the steps one by one, and then beckoned the two veterans who brought him to stop the bleeding and bandage him.
After bandaging, Niu Daojia wiped his face with his sleeve: "Let's go, go to Shanghai kiln!" The two veterans were dumbfounded.
Niu Daojia returned to Xishan to find Shi Jilun to restore his life, and told the whole story, the Wumu Army Headquarters was boiling, crying and happy, saying that the heroes were all admired.
On Tuesday, the leaders of Gou, Zhao Dahu, Shi Jilun, Xiang Qingyun, Zeng Qi, and Ouyang Cheng called Niu Daojia and asked him to tell the story again, and everyone praised again and again!
Tuesday Dog made a wish loudly: "Brother Niu, tell me which girl you like, this commander will personally propose to you!" ”
"What does the commander mean when he speaks?" Niu Daojia is still serious.
"Of course!" Tuesday Dog, as the commander, of course, has to say a word.
"I have a crush on Lu Xiaoyu from the Military Hospital!" Niu Daojia is really real.
"Commander Ben is going to propose to you!" On Tuesday the dog was in a great mood and did it immediately.
Each of the leaders had a reward for Niu Daojia: the ocean, a pistol, a telescope......
After a while, Tuesday the dog returned.
"How?" Everyone cares about the outcome.
"Don't mention it, that stupid girl has eyes and doesn't know gold and jade, saying that Brother Niu has no ears and looks like a monster, and he cries pitifully!" On Tuesday, the dog was in a hurry and said everything.
"It's nothing, Commander Zhou personally proposed to his brother, and his brother is content! Without ears, Lao Tzu is still a hero! "Niu Dao Jiaman doesn't care.
"But Brother Niu, there is also a knowledgeable person, much more beautiful than that Lu Xiaoyu, I brought it to you! Shall we meet? "On Tuesday, the dog didn't say anything about moving Lu Xiaoyu, and I felt sorry for Niu Daojia.
"Just take a look!" Niu Daojia can put it down and take it.
"Mom, hot girl!" Niu Daojia's eyes lit up when he saw the girl who came in.
"I heard that you have a crush on Lu Xiaoyu?" The hot girl looked jealous.
"No, no, can't we mess with you?" Niu Daojia smiled, "Who knew that such a big beauty as you could take a fancy to me?" ”
The hot girl's name is Liang Ruxiang, and she is the younger sister of the blue-eyed Ah Fa who was treated by Tuesday Dog on the beach, this brother and sister have the blood of foreign devils, especially Liang Ruxiang has a high nose and blue eyes, and tall curly hair. The two have been performing with their father since they were young. After the death of his father, Liang Ruxiang fell like a flower and jade, attracting a lot of wild bees and butterflies, for which the blue-eyed Ah Fa fought for his sister, and became famous, becoming a "white-faced person" ---- gangster, but unfortunately he was destroyed by the dog on Tuesday. Shanghai fell, Ah Fa left his son behind to ask Liu Zhenhai to take his beautiful sister out of Shanghai and flee with the Wu Mu Gang. After the dog found out on Tuesday, he took great care of Liang Ruxiang regardless of his previous suspicions and arranged for her to be a nurse in the military hospital.
Niu Daojia also provoked Liang Ruxiang, and was chased by the spicy Liang Ruxiang with a large needle and ran all over the hospital, and since then Liang Ruxiang has been nicknamed "Spicy Girl". Therefore, in the military hospital, Niu Daojia is not only afraid of the old mainland Ao, but also afraid of this "hot girl".
On Tuesday, the dog was very happy when he saw it, so he decided to do the marriage of himself, Zhao Dahu, and Niu Daojia together!
Jing Yukun came to Xiang Qingyun, "According to the regulations of the Wu Mu Army, Wu Mu Army personnel can only get married if they are officers above the company level or 28 years old below the company level, Niu Daojia is not eligible!" ”
"How can you be the captain of the gendarmerie? Commander Zhou has already announced Niu Daojia's wedding and will do it with himself, aren't you slapping Commander Zhou in the face? Xiang Qingyun is also a lawsuit.
"Is that military discipline still in force?" Jing Yukun will be Xiang Qingyun's army.
"Stupid, stupid!" Zeng Qi on the side interjected, "Isn't it okay for you to mention the company level to Niu Daojia?" ”
"That's how I arranged it, I wanted to arrange Niu Daojia to be the company commander of the supplementary brigade, but this kid didn't do it, he said that if he wanted to go, he would go to Liu Maoer's Fifth Infantry Brigade!" Jing Yukun said.
"Hey, this kid is really awesome! So what to do! Xiang Qingyun agreed.
"Isn't this waiting for your signature?" Jing Yukun hurriedly handed over the order.
Zhou Dagou met Li Jinglong, a smuggler in Shanghai. This person was originally the captain of the ** Navy Colonel, and during the Battle of Songhu, he was ordered to sink the warship to block the devil warship at Wusongkou, and then was used as an infantry to fight with the devil, ** When they retreated, because they were not in the army, no one informed them to retreat, and they were surrounded by devils in Shanghai. In desperation, he led the remnants of 16 brothers to infiltrate the concession, first running boats for foreigners, and then working alone, catching and selling tobacco, cotton yarn, and water and alkali, and the families of the 100 brothers who died in the concession depended on 17 of them to support them.
Zhou Dagou sent Gui Sibao to find Li Jinglong and introduced him to a big business, transporting a batch of tungsten sand from Wuhu to Shanghai, only with people without equipment, and paid a deposit for 2 gold bars at once.
So, Li Jinglong came to Xishan happily. Shi Jilun personally talked to Li Jinglong and told him that the mission of this trip was to hijack the devil warship and transport important supplies to the sea, no matter the success or failure of this operation, in the future, the families of Li Jinglong's brothers, including the fallen brothers, will be supported by Wu Mujun, and at the same time, Wu Mujun welcomes Li Jinglong's brothers to join at any time!
When Li Jinglong heard this, he was immediately ashamed and happy: he was ashamed that he forgot the plan of the Anti-Japanese War for the sake of his brother's selfishness, and actually started a smuggler, and he was happy that he finally had the opportunity to contribute to the Anti-Japanese War!
Li Jinglong suggested that the devil's warships were closely connected, and it was easy to rob, but it would be difficult to transport supplies, so it was better to rob merchant ships, not ostentatious, easy to control, and easy to succeed.
Shi Jilun agreed very much, and immediately invited the core members of the planning team such as Tuesday Dog, Zhao Dahu, and Lu Ao to work together, and finally formulated a complete set of plans for going overseas.
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