Chapter 182: The Farmer Who Hoes the Fields

"The retreat is disorderly, the restraint is not effective, and the defense line is rushed, and we are a capital crime." All the generals bowed down together.

Liu Zhang said coldly: "Since you know the capital crime, come here, pull it down, and behead them all." ”

Xiao Furong looked at the back of the sword.

"Pray for the Lord's grace." Zhang Ren, Gao Pei, Lei Tong and other generals bowed down together, Zhang Ren hurriedly said: "The army is broken and fled, non-human beings can save it, and the generals are also helpless, now is the period of the war, killing so many generals is not good for the war, please think twice." ”

"Pray that the Lord will think twice." Gao Pei and the others will ask for their lives in unison.

"Can not be saved?" Liu Zhang snorted coldly, today he stood under the banner of Shuai, although his face was calm, but he had been watching the movement of the whole army, these generals who were kneeling only cared about fleeing, and they didn't even look at the handsome flag they had planted at risk, trampling on each other, killing each other, and wanted to behead all these people at that time, although the victory was also angry.

Liu Zhang said angrily: "There are already corpses piling up outside the white line, and this official is looking at the whole army, which of you restricts his own troops?" The official is on the side, and he turns a blind eye to it, which is called non-human salvation? Can't we fight without your own officials? Why is the captain of the army, the captain is the centurion, the centurion is the captain, and the captain is the general, I don't believe that it will be worse than this group of wine bags and rice bags who can only run for their lives, drag it down, and behead them all. ”

"Yes." A group of sergeants poured in.

"My lord." Fa Zheng walked the next step, and when he reached the middle of the big tent, he bent down and bowed: "If the lord kills them, Fa Zheng should also receive the death penalty." ”

"What are you guilty of?" Liu Zhang looked up and asked.

"Fa Zheng is the military division of our army, but he can't see through Xu Shu's long snake array, so that the army is killed, our army is defeated, the culprit is my Fa Zheng, if these generals are beheaded, the law is right."

"This ......" The generals looked at Fa Zheng, Gao Pei glanced at Fa Zheng, then looked at Liu Zhang, and said loudly: "The lord must not behead Mr. Fa." ”

Although Gao Pei is a rough man, he respects wise people very much, especially recently listening to the black-faced pro-soldiers talking about military debates, and feeling that the art of strategy is broad and profound, Fa Zheng is recognized as the most resourceful person in the Sichuan army, and Gao Pei certainly strives to protect it.

Liu Zhang looked at the civil and military who were kneeling in the hall, sneered, wiped the scabbard with the index finger holding the sword, and after a long time, raised his head and said to the tooth general: "Yan She, how many wives and concubines do you have?" ”

Yan She was stunned for a moment, looked up at Liu Zhang, didn't know why, and muttered: "One wife and two concubines." ”

"What about you?" Liu Zhang asked the others again.

All the generals were confused and gossiped back.

"One wife and three concubines."

"One wife and one concubine."

"Three concubines, no wives."

"One wife and six concubines."

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"One wife and six concubines?" Liu Zhang stood up, walked up to the round-faced bearded general who said that he had one wife and six concubines, and said with a smile: "You are not shallow, then okay, you can tell me, why can we men marry so many wives and concubines, instead of one woman marrying many husbands?" ”

Zhongwenwu was stunned, Xiao Furong raised her head, and a trace of curiosity flashed in her eyes, eager to know the answer.

"It has been a custom for the ages, from ancient times to the present." The bearded general scratched his head.

"Wrong." Liu Zhang said loudly: "You said that the customs of the ages have been like this from ancient times to the present, let me tell you, in ancient times, there was a period called the matrilineal clan, and during that period, one daughter could have multiple husbands, the husband sent his wife to the family, and the son took the mother's surname." ”

"Uh......" The bearded general was speechless, but he didn't know what Liu Zhang was doing with this, but it was related to his own head, and he had to listen carefully.

"Do you know whether the king of ants and bees is male or female?" Liu Zhang asked again.

"Hmm......" The bearded head shook like a spring.

"Female."

"Uh......"

"Do you know why this is happening? Because female bees and female ants contribute a lot to the whole colony, now do you understand why you can marry one wife and six concubines? Because men's abilities are stronger than women's, especially in troubled times, weak women are reduced to wealth, and courageous men can pick them up, so you have picked up seven women. ”

The generals stared at Liu Zhang.

"But look at you one by one." Liu Zhang straightened up, the smile on his face disappeared, and his face was full of frost, "Do you look like a man now?" If it weren't for a woman shouting on the high slope, I'm afraid we would have fled thousands of miles away by now, and the officer would have been in a different place, and I don't know how many of you will be killed, I don't know in which cave you are hiding, I don't know if you are a martyr or a prisoner, can you still kneel here and ask me for guilt? Are you worthy of the wives and concubines in your house? It's too much for you to marry half a woman. ”

Witty analogy, but none of the generals can laugh, comparing men, especially generals, with women, is the biggest insult, but these generals don't have a word of rebuttal, all of them bow their heads, their beards are red, and they don't say a word,

"The reason why men are men is because we have the courage to be afraid of death, we are the conquerors of this world, conquer women, conquer enemies, conquer the world, those men who are not bloodless and greedy for life and fear death, those men who are committed to living in troubled times, those men who lie on women's bellies and can't get up, their males have long been castrated, they are only different from women in gender, they don't deserve the title of 'man', they can only be called male worms, do you want to be such people?"

The generals were awe-inspiring, the whole tent was silent, and a stream of air rose and fell on the bearded man's chest, and after a while, the bearded man raised his head and said loudly: "Lord, please spare my life, I will definitely prove that I am a man, if not, if not." The bearded nose snorted: "Just let my wives and concubines raise men outside." ”

"Ha ......"

Several generals just laughed, realized that it was not in the mood, and immediately shut up.

"If I want to kill you, why do I talk so much nonsense with you, but this official wants you to do what you say, what about you?" Liu Zhang turned to the others.

"Thank you for the grace of the Lord not to kill, we will surely die to atone for our sins today."

"Okay, this is the first time, there is no next time." Liu Zhang turned around, sat back in the main seat, and said to Fa Zheng: "You don't have to be coy, let's talk about our next step." ”

"Yes." Fa Zheng answered, and just then, a soldier outside broke in.

"Report to the lord, Liu Biao's envoy is here."

"Liu Biao's envoy?" Liu Zhang and Fa Zheng glanced at each other, "Tell him to come in." ”

"Yes."

A group of generals stood up from the ground, stood on both sides according to their swords, and raised their heads one by one, the messenger was led in by the sergeant, and when he saw this battle, his face changed several times, but he didn't expect that after the battle, the generals of the Sichuan army still had such momentum, and they couldn't help frowning deeply.

"Jingzhou Zuojun Sima Li Yan, I have seen Uncle Liu Huang of Yizhou." The messenger was dressed in a white robe, with his wrists tightly tied, and a pair of cloth shoes on his feet, and the scribe was not like a scribe, and a warrior was not like a samurai, but like a farmer hoeing a field.