Wuli Long Street is crowded with people, and the hustle and bustle is very lively.

Catching up with the most lively festival in Qi country, the people who couldn't bear the loneliness took to the streets one after another. As far as the eye can see, the streets are crowded with people, the hawkers are shouting with their milk, the aunt in cloth is blushing and bargaining with the merchants, and the child who is held in her arms licks the big red rock sugar gourd, showing a sweet smile.

Such a lively scene made the men of the Avengers happy. Perennial in the place where birds don't poop and chickens don't lay eggs, they are accompanied only by the boring wilderness, how have they ever felt the joy of this kind of festival? One by one, they are like dirt buns that have just entered the city, looking east and west, occasionally blowing a few hooligan whistles at passing beauties, not to mention how happy they are.

Of course, Tang An is in the best mood.

The trip to Nishan can be said to be full of returns. Lu Jigong, who cherished his reputation and status, could not let Tang An publicize the assassination, so he called him aside in private, and wanted to talk about him left and right.

Tang An, who had long seen through his weakness, how could he let him get his wish? Categorically threw down a sentence: "Less nonsense, how do you want to compensate?" ”

Although he was unhappy in his heart, Lu Jigong, who had lost the opportunity, could only grovel and say: A ticket to the Jixia School Palace, let's not mention this matter again!

This kind of behavior of sending Huazi made Tang Daren very annoyed, and he was about to leave without saying a word, shouting as he walked: "Fellow villagers, neighbors, uncles and aunts of the talented and beautiful people of Qi - friends of the Tang Dynasty will only meet killers and hands in Nishan!" ”

Lu Jigong pulled Tang An back with a trembling hand, and although he had already blown up his lungs, he smiled helplessly and said: Everything can be discussed!

Lord Tang's time is very precious, and he has to be unforgiving when he grabs the other party's life: discuss a fart! Five! Do you dare to say a word, then ...... Folks, uncles and aunts of the Liberation Gate and the talented and beautiful people of Qi Country!

Lord Tang bullied others, and Lu Fuzi retreated one after another.

But the Jixia School Palace is of great significance to the people of Qi. There are only thirteen admission tickets in the Zou County area, and they are worth a thousand gold. If you really give away five at once, I'm afraid that if you don't need others to move you, even the angry students will tear Old Man Lu apart. After a lot of bargaining, in the end, Lu Jigong endured the heart of dripping blood and gave Tang An three bronze medals.

With three admission tickets in hand, he took a noble son of the capital as a hostage, and he didn't encounter any risks all the way to Linzi.

When the target was already close at hand, Tang An felt in a good mood. If nothing else, whether it is through Pang Zijing's recommendation, persuade Feng Zhiyao to agree to the dance; or personally participate in the Jixia Festival, he has the opportunity to meet the King of Qi. One step closer to completing the task, how could he be unhappy?

However, when people get up, everything goes well. As soon as they entered Linzi, they received a piece of news - Feng Zhilan was going to visit the Taiqingguan Temple Fair in person!

Tang An was overjoyed, and immediately asked Mu Rong: "Sister Fairy, do you want to eat sugar gourd?" ”

Mu Rong was puzzled: "What's the matter with sugar gourd?" ”

Tang An smiled: "It's long, it's big, the more you lick it, the more it tastes, it's slippery-"

Seeing him licking his lips with a lewd smile on his face, the hidden sense of crisis in Mu Rong's ability broke out again, and slapped Master Tang on the car board again......

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The bustling streets are full of jubilant people.

Tang An, who was very injured in the fairy carriage, quickly rubbed his chest and ran into Liu Tingge's carriage. Kissing his girlfriend is gentle and considerate, and his temperament is gentle, and Lord Tang is talking about love words that don't cost money, while playing some small games to touch and grasp to enhance feelings, and soon forget the previous unhappiness.

Liu Tingge was also obviously interested in the temple fair. The last time she was in Bianjing, she and Tang An asked for marriage and rushed to the big set, although she was kidnapped by the Wei family in the end, but the exciting and carefree feeling made her never forget it.

Seeing Liu Tingge looking at the street through the window like a little girl, Tang Anxin was moved with tenderness, and asked with the same topic: "Girlfriend, do you want to eat sugar gourd?" ”

Of course, Liu Tingge would not hit him, but returned with a sweet smile: "I want to!" ”

The same topic, different results, made Tang An can't help but compare the two women: Look at other people's girlfriends, how empathetic, what a little woman! Who doesn't like such a gentle and delicate beauty?

Look at Sister Fairy again, she moves her hands and feet at every turn, isn't her martial arts strength amazing? Fuck - buy two skewers for your girlfriend and one skewer for your fairy sister!

This kind of thing of being courteous to one's wife and future wife naturally can't be faked. Seeing that Master Tang got off the carriage proudly, Ji Chen hurriedly came over: "Big brother, where are you going?" ”

Tang An smiled: "Buy rock sugar gourds for your two sisters-in-law." ”

"Big brother, this is your fault." Ji Chen frowned and said, "If you have to do this kind of trivial matter yourself, doesn't it seem that our little brothers are very incompetent?" ”

Tang An said disdainfully: "What do you know! It's called fun. ”

Ji Chen blinked and asked, "How do you say this?" ”

Tang An put on a sincere and instructive look, and pointed to the crowd in front of him: "Look, with such a congested crowd, I'm afraid that even a fly can't fly over, right?" ”

Ji Chen thought for a while and replied, "Big brother, there are no flies this season. ”

"I'm just making an analogy! Don't worry about these details! Tang Anbai, who felt faceless, glanced at him, "I mean--such an airtight crowd will undoubtedly take a lot of effort to squeeze in, right?" ”

Ji Chen nodded and said, "It seems to make a little sense." ”

Tang An pointed to his nose again and whispered, "What is my identity?" ”

Ji Chen returned: "Zhenxi Hou! ”

"That's right!" Tang An put his arm around Ji Chen's shoulders and said with a smile: "I'm a dignified Xihou, just to buy an inconspicuous little thing for my beloved, obviously there is a group of younger brothers but I don't need it, I must go out in person, is it enough to prove my sincerity?" Do you think, when I worked so hard to squeeze around in the dense crowd, and took out the string of rock sugar gourds in embarrassment, which woman didn't dare to move? ”

"Smack!"

"Where is this a string of rock sugar gourds, and the division of troops is a string of hearts"! Ji Chen, who suddenly realized, slapped his face, with unconcealed admiration on his face: "Damn, if I were a girl, maybe I would take it off by myself!" ”

Tang An smiled proudly: "Boy, the road to pickling girls is endless, you still have to study hard!" ”

"The eldest brother's methods of picking up girls are really endless, up to ninety-nine, down to just walking, there are cats and dogs in the middle, as long as it is a mother, they can't escape from the palm of the eldest brother's hand, and the younger brother admires it!" Ji Chen arched his hand, "But big brother, since you want to go over in person, can you help me bring a stinky tofu?" ”

"Fuck you, uncle!" Tang An sniffed the stench in the air, and pushed Ji Chen's shoulder: "Open the way ahead!" ”

Ji Chen secretly scolded himself for being cheap, and rushed into the dense crowd with a sad face. As soon as he took three steps, he realized what it means to be struggling.

Linzi was originally the first city in Qi State, with a very high population density. Coupled with the news that Feng Zhiyao was about to appear, the people fell into a frenzy, and dragged their families to the street early in the morning.

Tang An stretched his neck and looked into the distance, the nearest sugar gourd shop was also a few hundred meters away, but the torrent in front of him was like a moat, making the two of them unable to move even if they tried hard.

Ji Chen was sweating profusely, and looked at Tang An pitifully: "Big brother, I suddenly don't want to eat stinky tofu." Or...... Let's soak this girl another day? ”

"There is no turning back when you open the bow!" Tang An looked resolute. He has his principles, and there is no reason to give up halfway on the road to pickling girls! The clever Lord Tang turned his head, and suddenly smiled faintly: "I suddenly thought of a good way, which can not only let your sister-in-law eat sugar gourd, but also let you eat stinky tofu, but I may have to wronged you." ”

Ji Chen suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart and asked, "What...... What's the solution? ”

Tang An grinned, raised his voice and said loudly: "Get out of the way!" He's pulling up his pants! ”

Sure enough, as soon as they heard this, the people in front of them were suddenly shocked, as if they were afraid that the would stick to their bodies, even if they fell on others, they had to keep their distance from Ji Chen.

Being stared at with a group of big girls and little daughters-in-law with terrified and disgusted eyes, and a group of sons pinching their noses and looking at themselves like Hanako, Ji Chen's face was pale, and he didn't want to live in an instant.

He was extremely desperate to look back at Tang An, expecting him to clarify for himself, which Cheng thought that Tang An would not give him a chance to turn back at all, so he pulled his shoulders and ran all the way down the path that he let out, shouting as he ran: "It stinks!" Get out of the way! ”

Ji Chen cried with a sad face, feeling that the sky was dark, and the whole person was not good.

The two excitedly crossed the crowd, ran fast, and ran out of a distance of more than 30 meters in one breath before they had no choice but to stop.

It's not that they don't want to keep running, it's that a passing gong and drum team is blocking the way.

Every year at the temple fair, there will be a folk parade, and this year is no exception. Some people in the parade stepped on stilts, some hung flower boats on their waists, some played suona, some beat gongs and drums, some waved ribbons and twisted Yangge, and there were clowns with fat-headed dolls holding pu fans, which attracted many ordinary people to stop and watch.

The gongs and drums were loud and deafening. The two finally squeezed out of the crowd and happened to see this extraordinarily lively scene. But soon, Tang An sensed that something was wrong with the atmosphere.

In the procession, a fat-headed doll twisted his waist and waved a fan, but when he passed by his side, the doll suddenly stopped walking, and the white seeping head slowly twisted over, although the face was smiling, but with a baby face, it looked like the underworld of the underworld.

"Brother, let's go!"

Not only did Tang An sense that something was wrong, but the performers at the back of the parade also felt something wrong. Seeing that his companions had already gone far away, the man behind him couldn't help but remind.

"Hey, hey, hey!"

The doll's shoulders trembled, and a pair of "eyes" stared at Tang An without blinking, and they actually let out bursts of smug laughter. But the laughter was so gloomy that it was creepy even in broad daylight.

Tang An's eyebrows suddenly furrowed. The smooth sailing along the way made his alertness greatly reduced, thinking that he would be safe when he arrived in the capital of Qi State. But the doll in front of him suddenly made him feel dangerous.

After laughing for a long time, he couldn't even stand the people around him, and urged the doll to continue the performance quickly. But the doll turned a deaf ear, but raised a pair of hands and slowly plucked off the big wooden head.

A simple action, but it made Ji Chen also vigilant. Because he could clearly see the calloon on that man's hand! Such a thick cocoon that only someone who holds a knife can have.

The doll didn't make people wait too long. What was surprising was that the person who took off the doll's head still had a mask on his face, and seeing this mask, Tang An and Ji Chen immediately entered the ice cellar.

The person in front of him is clearly the assassin who assassinated himself in Nishan!

The ghost thorn with a grimace mask smiled and said: "Linzi City is so big, but let me meet you, should I say that I am too lucky, or are you too unlucky?" ”