Wang Mumu and Yuwen Rounu left the imperial city, and after walking a few steps in the direction of the Suzaku Gate in the inner city, they saw a bunch of people huddled around, noisy, pushing and pushing, and there was a tendency to get out of control. Wang Mumu had the words of the Empress Dowager Gao first, so he hurried over and saw that a large circle of people surrounded three people: Hu Sanniang, White Lady, and Xu Xuan. It's very speechless, here, there are civil fights and martial arts.

Hu Sanniang was to protect Wang Mumu and Yuwen Rounu as bodyguards After arriving outside the palace, she stayed outside the palace and waited for Wang Mumu. I heard the commotion here just now, and when I came to take a look, I saw that it was my own people who were being besieged, so I squeezed into the crowd to help my own people.

Now what Wang Mumu sees is that the White Lady and Xu Xuan have been smashed by rotten vegetable skins and mud blocks, and Wang Mumu is the only daughter of the big boss Bai and his little sister, and the White Lady and her subordinates can also be regarded as close to them, so they are also equipped with tight-fitting armor for each of them, and then cover them when they travel. Now, the clothes were in tatters, but fortunately, the armor kept them from any real damage. These two people didn't have any martial arts, and they were besieged by the people around them and couldn't resist, so Hu Sanniang arrived, showed his double knives, and pressed the position, so that these two people were not trampled to death by the besiegers, nor were they drowned by everyone's saliva.

Wang Mumu looked at the besiegers, thought about it for a while, and understood, Su Shi and Wang Gong should have known that Wang Shu had been castrated by now, so they were going to come to make a strong stand for Wang Xu. The specific method should be that Su Shi asked his illegitimate son, the eunuch Liang Shicheng, to find out the news and wait for the opportunity to stir up trouble. And Su Shi knew that the Empress Dowager Gao valued Wang Mumu very much, so Su Shi himself did not come directly to call the board, hid behind the scenes, and used Buddha Yin and others to make trouble. Today, the goal of Buddha Yin and others should be themselves, unexpectedly, Bai Suzhen and the four of them played Xiangguo Xiao, and were discovered by Buddha Yin, with the same end and the same work, anyway, it was not happy to find Wang Mumu, plus this Buddha Yin's preference for Bai Suzhen, and relying on his articulateness, he will also have a little magic, so he is very bold, he is now an old love and a new love, and the two cases are one.

Now there are two groups of people in the main force of the besiegers, one group is the monks, who should be the thugs under the Buddha Yin; One group is a scholar, and like a student of Tai Academy, he should be a disciple of two kings, one Su and one Sima; Then there are a large number of onlookers and miscellaneous people, people who don't know the truth, and fools who are used by the leading figures.

Now the content of the besiegers' insults, the thugs of the Buddha seal grabbed the white lady and said that she was a demon, and also said that Bai Suzhen, who they had taken in, was a white snake spirit, and Xiaoqing was a green snake spirit. The disciples of the two kings, one Su and one Sima criticized the clothes and accessories of the three people, picked their noses and eyes, and had nothing to do. Now, Hu Sanniang's intervention, and then, the intervention of Wang Mumu and Yuwen Rounu, made the people at the helm here breathe a sigh of relief, and finally waited for the main master.

At this time, a person who looked like the superintendent of Tai Academy came out of the ranks, and scolded Yuwen Rou arrogantly: "You! Yuwen Rounu is it? Your deeds have now spread throughout the capital. Mr. Su's article "The South China Sea Returns to Wang Dingguo's Servant Niang" made you out of the limelight, and you also got a lot of light. But you can't get carried away and just say, 'This place of peace is my hometown', why didn't you stay at Wang Gong's house, and came out to fool around with wild men? Forgot your roots? Come on, take this song that doesn't abide by women's morals to Wang Gong's mansion! ”

"Slow! Excuse me, who are you? "Wang Mumu fire, where did the mad dog come from? He stepped forward, staring at the troubled man and asked.

"I, Feng Jing, was originally the envoy of the Baoning Military Festival and the famous mansion, and now I am returning to Beijing to report on my work!"

Wang Mumu: "Feng Jing? Not Ma Liang? Hehe, the adult is from Jiangxia, Ezhou? Oh, Lord Feng, what does Yuwen Rounu have to do with you? ”

Feng Jing: "When the road is uneven, open your mouth to help!" ”

Wang Mumu: "Then tell me, why did this Yuwen Rounu go to Wang Gong's house?" ”

Feng Jing: "Because Yuwen Rounu is the song of Wang Gong's family!" Waiter! Yu Niang! Return to its rightful owner! ”

Wang Mumu: "Who said that this Yuwen Rounu is the song of Wang Gong's family?" Waiter? Yu Niang? ”

Feng Jing: "There is the word "South China Sea Returns to Wang Dingguo's Servant Yu Niang" as evidence, and the words have made it clear that Yuwen Rounu is the song of Wang Gong's family! Waiter! Yu Niang! It should be returned to its rightful owner! ”

Wang Mumu Province realized Su Shi's big conspiracy, high! It's really high! made a song "Dingfeng Wave - The South China Sea Returns to Wang Dingguo's Servant Yu Niang", first use the literary style and brand effect to advertise it, in the dissemination, wait for the formation of public opinion, and then turn the assumption into the norm, okay, meet the master, you are about to become Hitler's propaganda minister Goebbels's eighteenth generation grandfather. So he suppressed his anger and said: "Wang Gong's singer Yuwen Rounu has thrown himself into the river and died when he went south with Wang Gong five years ago, which is recorded in the government office in Hangzhou. In this world, Wang Gong's Yuwen Rounu has long ceased to exist! ”

Feng Jing: "Then, who is this Yuwen Rou Nu in front of you?" ”

Wang Mumu: "This Yuwen Rou Nu in front of me is the reborn Yuwen Rounu, and she has nothing to do with the Yuwen Rou Nu who has died in the river of Wang Gong's family!" People die like lights go out, one is already a hundred, when life is no more, everything is cleared, the previous Yuwen Rounu has already passed a thousand sails, and things are people and everything is off. ”

Feng Jing: "When did the time pass?" What is human and wrong? What is born again and not born again? Isn't it just a resurrection from the dead? If, after the resurrection of this Yuwen Rounu from the dead, he finds his own way out and makes a living for himself, then that's fine. But she was obviously still dealing with Master Su at Wang Gong's house a few days ago, can this be regarded as a change of time? Can this be considered a matter of fact? Don't deny yourselves. This, anyone who has read the term "South China Sea Returns to Wang Dingguo's Servant Niang" knows that Yuwen Rounu is the song of Wang Gong's family. Therefore, how can such a disloyal, dishonest, shameless and unrighteous family slave be allowed to get away with it? ”

Wang Mumu: "Hey! surnamed Hu, then let me ask you, you have been saying that Yuwen Rounu is the house slave of Wang Gong's family, so why is Yuwen Rounu surnamed Yuwen and not Wang? ”

Feng Jing: "I don't know about this, it may be that Wang Gong forgot to go through the formalities, or it may be that Wang Gong left a thought for Yuwen Rounu, so that Yuwen Rounu felt better, and she continued to be surnamed Yuwen." ”

Wang Mumu: "The surname is Hu, you don't know the situation, what are you blind?" is to take 10,000 steps back, Wang Gong forgot to take Yuwen Rounu as a domestic slave or did not help Yuwen Rounu go through the transfer procedures for any other reason, then the ownership of Yuwen Rounu You Wang Gong did not put in place, the procedures are not complete, that is, the procedure is not completed, that is, the new appeal can not be allowed, Wang Gong is to blame, the consequences are at his own risk, and every adult must bear the corresponding legal responsibility for each of his actions. Therefore, don't say it's you, even if Wang Gong is standing here, he doesn't have the right to fight back. ”

Feng Jing: "Hey! Who are you? Now everyone Su Bachelor is very clear in black and white, Yuwen Rounu is the song of Wang Gong's family! Waiter! Yu Niang! What are you messing with? ”

Wang Mumu: "Hey! The surname is Hu, are you reasonable? Wang Gong's Yuwen Rounu has long since died, and the second Yuwen Rounu has nothing to do with Wang Gong! As for the term "South China Sea Returns to Wang Dingguo's Servant Yuniang", it was made by Su Shi on the portrait of Yuwen Rounu of Wang Gong's family, do you understand? ”

Feng Jing: "I don't understand! Will Mr. Su write lyrics for portraits? Unthinkable! Then, even if it is a painting lyrics, I ask for advice, can Yuwen Rounu in the portrait answer: 'This place of peace is my hometown'? Hum! Bragging doesn't make drafts, contradicting yourself! ”

Wang Mumu: "That response is the literary creation of Su Shi and Wang Gong, do you understand?" ”

Feng Jing: "Okay, don't talk nonsense and nonsense!" I heard that you are also a human being, a person who came back from the dead? ”

Wang Mumu: "This, is there any problem?" Is it relevant to you? ”

Feng Jing: "Have you come back from the dead and lost your household registration?" According to what we have investigated, after you 'returned to the soul Dafa', neither the singer Yuwen Rounu nor the carpenter Wang Mumu had applied for a birth certificate with the relevant departments or registered with the household registration department, so the two of you are 'blacks' without a household registration, that is, people who cannot see the light, that is, they are not people but ghosts, at least ghosts in human skin, or people like ghosts...... ”

Wang Mumu looked at the White Lady and Xu Xuan. I thought, usually they are always foursome, why are there no Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing today? After quietly asking, it turned out that the White Lady, Xiaoqing, Xu Xuan, and Bai Suzhen were found by the Buddha Yin when they visited the Great Xiangguo Temple, just like in Jinshan Temple, the Buddha Yin kidnapped Bai Suzhen away, Xiaoqing came out, and the Buddha Yin kidnapped Xiaoqing away.

At this time, the Buddha Yin on the side interjected: "As the saying goes, people cannot be resurrected after death. Since you and the woman both consider themselves to be dead, and they are legally recognized dead people, dead people with death records to check, then I understand and understand the murderous phenomenon I have just seen. Just now, I watched it from a distance and saw that the yin qi here was thick and demonic. When I got closer, I knew that there were two ghosts and monsters who were here to make a surprise and there were demons to complement each other. This ghost is you two men and women, and this demon is Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing! Now the demons have been caught, and the ghosts are in front of you again. Disciples, today is a good day for our Buddhism to punish evil and promote good, subdue demons and subdue demons, let's do it! Tie up these two! Eliminate harm in the world! ”

As soon as Wang Mumu heard that Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing had been detained by the Buddha seal, there was a big fire! This Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing are the maids of her little sister, and they are also the maids and maids of the room that she married Xu Xuan. Now, he even wants to tie himself up, Wang Mumu is in a bad mood, but in order to save people, he suppresses his anger, points at Feng Jing, and says, "Feng Jing! Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing are the second maids of the Bai family, and several bald donkeys are detained for no reason, what is the reason!? ”

Feng Jing: "Ignore the monks, this matter has nothing to do with me!" ”

Wang Mumu thought, okay, play ball, international players, can send divisions, and can play. Then I will look for someone to play basketball, so I said to the Buddha Yin: "Bald donkey!" It's you again! The thief's heart is not dead, the heart of the flower is not declining, and he does not forgive Bai Suzhen, and now he has added a little green. I said, you hurry up and hand over Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing to me, do you want to flood Daxiangguo Temple like flooding Jinshan Temple? ”

Buddha Yin thought, Daxiangguo Temple is not Jinshan Temple, do you want to offend Daxiangguo Temple? Hmph, go dream! Originally, you were the king of Jinghai, and everyone was scared of you, but now, Sima Xiangye has let out his words, just go and do it, don't be afraid of trouble, he will bear it. Therefore, there was a fearless Buddha seal blinking his cunning eyes, and came to mess with Wang Mumu, he pointed to the white lady and said, "Bai Suzhen? Xiaoqing? What Bai Suzhen? What Xiaoqing? May I ask if this is not Bai Suzhen? ”

Wang Mumu was stunned, how could this Buddha seal also play a scoundrel? In this era, there is no ID card, and he is going to deceive the public. Wang Mumu was helpless, so he could only explain: "This is the White Lady, and I am asking Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing." The White Lady and Bai Suzhen are two people, two different things, you know very well in your heart, don't pretend to be crazy and stupid! ”

Buddha Yin: "Oh, it turns out that in your place, the white lady is not Bai Suzhen, Bai Suzhen is not the white lady, this, I don't care." Anyway, I'll just catch the White Snake Spirit! Here, the woman surnamed Bai is the White Snake Spirit! ”

Hu Sanniang on the side thought, this Mumu Wangye, what are you talking about with them? What kind of society is it now? Feudal society! Can a feudal society be reasonable? If the feudal society is reasonable, it is only to show others that I am reasonable; If the feudal society is reasonable, it only has its reason at this time; Feudal societies are not always reasonable, because they are not always reasonable; When feudal society is no longer reasonable, it is unreasonable. Hu Sanniang thought, the prince is sometimes a little stubborn and sticky, what are you doing, I'll come! So, a dolphin voice: "Bah! The miscellaneous personnel have listened to me, the one in front of you is Wang Mumu, the king of Jinghai, the marine inspector of the first grade; And this Yuwen Rounu is the deputy dean of Harvard Medical School and the director of the Haiyu Prefecture Medical Bureau; I am the director of the security department of Harvard University and the director of the security bureau of Haiyu Prefecture, Hu Sanniang. Feed! I said that Feng Jing, you are also a high-ranking official, do you understand the rules? Do you understand the inferiority? Do you understand the size? Do you understand etiquette? With our prince here, do you have the right to speak? As for those who are not registered, do you have ears? Haven't you heard that our sea area states are one country, two systems? What other words of Su Shi are there, and what evidence can this be regarded as? What are the legal effects of this? Could it be that our prince went back to write a poem, with the title of "Bianjing Returns to the Imperial City and Says the Wen Ruffian Bald Donkey", and a few sentences in the poem are 'Wen Ruffian Feng Jing, a big stupid donkey, used as a gun, stupid as a pig', and 'Buddha Yin is a family, playing with women everywhere, vicious and rotten villain, not worthy of being a person'. So can we use this as evidence to take you to the farmer's market*? Can I slaughter you and roast Dongpo meat, stewed and boiled fire, and spiced donkey meat? Hum! The surname is Hu, as a speech official, you deliberately came to find a recommendation today, and I, a big woman, don't care about you as a little man, kneel down! Knock three times, spare your dog's life, and go back! ”

Feng Jing thought, I don't fight with women, so I waved my hand and motioned to my subordinates to arrest Hu Sanniang.

Hu Sanniang thought, toast and don't eat and drink, people in the capital don't know much about us Harvard people, then, let's open meat. Think about it, there is a problem of level and nature in the weapon of light or not, so let's deal with the contradictions among the people first. If you want to stop, you can use your bare hands and secretly electrify, low and strong, and faint. When Hu Sanniang waited for the four thick men with tigers and bears to come closer, her hands were raised, and in an instant, her ten fingers had already brushed over the four strong men.

The four strong men didn't care much about the sudden arrival of their fingers, and their slender fingers were just brushing and teasing you, so what could they do? Therefore, they are all cold-eyebrowed, fearless. Unexpectedly, this Hu Sanniang's metal fingertips have a high voltage of 10,000 volts! As long as there is a slight slightest contact, a powerful electric shock is invisible, and the person who disappears will be stunned.

Now, as soon as these four strong men were hit by Hu Sanniang, the whole person immediately convulsed, his limbs suddenly stiffened, completely out of control, and his body was in a mess, and he was at a loss and fell over on his back. And after falling to the ground, with a panicked face, palpitations, and looked at Hu Sanniang in panic, feeling inexplicable, puzzled, and didn't dare to move again.

Hu Sanniang attacked Feng Jing as soon as she shot at the four strong men. To deal with this kind of reader, there is no need to power on, Hu Sanniang swept the hall leg forward, Feng Jing fell to the ground, Hu Sanniang kicked Feng Jing's shoulder and back a few times, Feng Jing involuntarily bowed to Wang Mumu with Hu Sanniang's kicking.

It's slow, it's fast, and the process of subduing the five people just now is only eleven or twelve seconds. During this period, the fat-headed and fat-brained Buddha Yin Master stood behind Feng Jing's left. Buddha Yin is difficult to change by nature, with open chest and exposed breasts, big belly and poop, full burping, no one in his eyes, and a slow cavity. Hu Sanniang saw that it was an old acquaintance, and I didn't teach you a good lesson when the water flooded Jinshan last time, and the bones were light, you, give you a strong King Kong palm, and then call some electricity, so that you can spit out what you eat and pull out what you digest! So, the hand moves with your heart, Hu Sanniang towards the Buddha seal, one palm to the middle chest, one palm to the lower abdomen, each in place, discharge!

The current Buddha Yin has not reacted to the lying down of the four strong men and the kneeling of Feng Jing, and his chest and abdomen have been pressed by Hu Sanniang. With a burst of electricity rushing, thousands of horses trampled on the heart, the internal organs of the Buddha seal twitched, the chest and stomach continued to churn, and fresh ingredients vomited out; The lower abdomen continues to cramp, and the old meal overnight can't help it*. For a while, vomiting and diarrhea, the stomach and intestines were out of control, and the filthy things sprayed Feng Jing, who was kneeling, and also pulled the crotch of his own pants, but people were subconsciously trembling and stiffening, just like the coolest moment, but the feeling was the most unpleasant......