Chapter 44: Wonderful to the crotch

When Yue Kang and Bai Miaodan stood on the stage again and appeared in front of everyone, the decorations of the two were completely changed, Yue Kang was dressed very strangely, wearing a king-size black scarf from the troupe on his head, and replaced it with a black power suit, the whole person looked very energetic, and there was a windbreaker with a ghost pattern behind him.

Bai Miaodan also wore a black power suit, the tight-fitting kind, which made her figure all concave and convex, and the whole person looked like a slippery loach.

"You are talking about grandma's birthday today, I specially prepared a program with my third sister Miaodan, I wish you all the best, no matter what happens, you must be calm." Yue Kang stood on the platform, shouted loudly, and used a little internal strength, and the guests present heard what he said.

They were all curious to look at the stage, and when they saw the two of them dressed strangely, they didn't know what the hell they were going to do, could it be that this uncle was a juggler? They all looked expectant.

"Yun'er, what is Miao Dan doing?" The old lady asked.

Bai Miaoyun on the side shook her head blankly, "I don't know, she didn't tell me." ”

Everyone's eyes widened.

Yue Kang waved his hand, and the four Bai family members lifted up a large cabinet that was one person high and two feet tall, and then the four of them went down.

Yue Kang asked the woman on the stage who was talking about the pipa to play a song that made people easily excited, the girl nodded slightly, her fingers moved lightly, and the sound of birds ringing sounded.

After Yue Kang took a slow step and made a polite gesture, his body circled around the big cabinet a few times, making people wonder what he was going to do.

After that, Yue Kang opened the door of the cabinet facing everyone, and then opened the door behind the box to let everyone present watch, and the guests all wondered if it was just an empty cabinet, there was nothing in it, it was not just a big cabinet for clothes, but there was just a back door.

Yue Kang kept a professional smile on his face, and waved his hand to Bai Miaodan, who had been standing aside, to signal her to enter the cabinet.

After Bai Miaodan entered the big box, he waved his hand to everyone with a smile.

Yue Kang closed the door of the cabinet again, and then Yue Kang asked the box to be covered with a large black cloth, Yue Kang turned around in front of the cabinet and shook his head, like a monk who had attained the Tao doing it, and there were words in his mouth.

Suddenly, Yue Kang's arm waved as if he was in a cool pose.

At this time, the song enters the ** part, tight and fast.

Yue Kang violently knocked off the black, quite like the style of a master magician performing, chic and natural.

Some of the guests wrinkled at this time, it felt like a boring performance, nothing more than walking around on the stage, pretending to be a great fairy and inviting a god, I will too, what kind of wonderful show, can I still make the third lady a good one?

Oh, yes! Oh, yes! It's better to listen to the song if you don't have anything to look at, what do you say will make the third miss nothing? You're in the water! If he turns the third lady into nothing, I immediately kneel down and call him grandpa.

Just when everyone lost interest, Yue Kang gently opened the front and back cabinet doors, and there was nothing inside, where was the shadow of the third lady.

The one who just said that he called grandpa, a glass of wine stopped in the air and could no longer be lifted, and his mouth could be opened to stuff an eggplant, right?

The whole audience is petrified, and everyone is petrified with various movements, as if a living person has suddenly become a sculpture.

"How is that possible?" The old lady was really shocked, why did her good granddaughter disappear all of a sudden, and she couldn't fly.

Bai Miaoyun asked Bai Miaoxi uncertainly, "Sister, am I dazzled." ”

Bai Miaoxi's bright eyes flickered, "My eyes are also dazzled." ”

"What?" The Cowherd stood up in shock.

Niu Yexue and the extremely beautiful woman sitting next to Bai Miaoyun also had an incredible face.

The guests are sweating excitedly, this is not a trick of juggling! How can a big living person disappear in the blink of an eye?

Fortunately, everyone knows that this is a performance, otherwise they would have thought it was a hell.

Everyone stared at the stage without blinking, lest a detail be revealed.

Yue Kang was very satisfied with the reaction from the audience and closed the door again.

And he covered it with the great black cloth.

It's another hand dance, and it's still ......

Tearing off the black cloth again, when he opened the cabinet door, the living Bai Miaodan walked out of the cabinet with a sweet smile and saluted everyone slightly.

Everyone rubbed their eyes again, shocked again, oh my God, is this true? Am I dreaming? Some people even pump their mouths with their hands, and it hurts, but it's not a dream.......

There was a deathly silence in the room, and even the voice of the man who twitched his nose was clearly audible.

There was a deathly silence for a long time, when suddenly one person reacted and applauded, followed by a second person...... The third person... The audience immediately applauded and clapped vigorously, and the guests all stood up to show their excitement.

In addition to being wonderful or wonderful, wonderful, wonderful to the crotch, that is a cool word.

All the people didn't know what words to use to express their excitement at this time, "Okay...... Good...... Okay......" shouted loudly at the top of his voice.

The little girl Bai Miaodan enjoyed the thunderous applause, and her eyes were smiling like crescents in a happy mood......

Yue Kang was embarrassed to be at the lowest level in the world before, and the magic that had been seen through came to this world, and he really created a legend! Rest in peace to the master who created this magic! I've brought your magic into the world.

Yue Kang pressed his hand and asked everyone to be quiet and said that there was still a show to perform, and everyone must be calm later, no matter what happens, don't panic, he repeated that this is just a game.

When the people below heard that there was a more exciting program, their eyes widened, and they were reluctant to blink, staring at the stage.

After the big cabinet was carried down, a cabinet as high as the previous cabinet was lifted, that is, this cabinet was much narrower than the previous one, and the Bai family brought two pieces of iron that were about the same width as the cabinet, and they looked sharp.

Yue Kang made a few magician-specific movements, meaning that the show would start immediately.

Yue Kang also opened the front door of the cabinet this time and let Bai Miaodan enter the cabinet, the cabinet is not big or small, just enough to accommodate Bai Miaodan alone, if you change to a fat one, you will not be able to enter.

Yue Kang closed the cabinet door, and there was just a hole left in the cabinet door, and everyone could see Bai Miaodan's head poking out.

One of Bai Miaodan's hands also stretched out from a slightly smaller hole in Ling, Xiao Bai's palm kept scratching, and her feet were exposed, making it seem that she had entered the cabinet and never came out.

In order to make the performance more realistic, Yue Kang stuffed a pink handkerchief in Bai Miaodan's outstretched little hand.

After doing all this, Yue Kang picked up the iron plate on the ground, which was the same width as the cabinet, and shook it to everyone to indicate that it was true.

You don't have to look at it to know it's true.

Yue Kang inserted the iron plate into a crack left in the cabinet in advance, and that position happened to be the position of Bai Miaodan's stomach.

Yue Kang paused for a moment and waved his hand to everyone, and everyone didn't dare to make a mistake.

Yue Kang seemed to have exhausted all the strength of his body, and pushed the iron plate hard, and the iron plate entered smoothly, and the entire iron plate was submerged into the cabinet.

"Ah......." Bai Miaoyun and Bai Miaoxi exclaimed at the same time, and the flowers suddenly lost color.

The old lady was also pale with fright, and stood up from her chair with a pout.