"Oath to Shule out of the Flying Spring" is a very famous feat in Chinese history and has been praised by countless descendants. The soldiers and civilians of Shule are even more familiar, but they didn't expect to see it with their own eyes today, and they were all excited Mo Ming, and they talked about it and came up with ideas.

"General, we have water, we have a lot of water, we can't finish it, let's be hospitable once, please drink water from the big dog, okay?"

"That's right, isn't the big dog trying to kill us with thirst? We told them that there was water, and it must be interesting to see what their noses were not noses and their eyes were not eyes. ”

"The big dogs come from the long yellow sand, they have never seen so much water, so we let them know what water is."

"Let the Great Eclipse know that the sky is towards the Great Eclipse, bless the Great Eclipse, and Shule will not fall."

For the military and civilians, most of their proposals are for the sake of anger. Since the Great Food dug up the water source, there is no water in the well in the city, the soldiers and civilians are thirsty, this grievance has been held for a long time, and they want to find a place to vent, and the best object to vent is the culprit of all this: the Great Food Army.

It is conceivable that once the Great Food Army knew that their conspiracy to kill the Tang Army was bankrupt, it would definitely be written on their faces, and the soldiers and civilians could no longer hold back it, and there was fire in their eyes, eager to implement it immediately.

"That's it!" Li Siye readily agreed, with a look of indignation.

He has fought all his life, rolled countless times in the sea of swords and fires, and bathed countless times in blood and water, and he has never had this kind of aggrievedness. In the past, there was no opportunity to ridicule the big cannibal, but now, there is water, there is a chance, of course he will not miss it, he has to take this sulk.

"Look at the stinky face of the big dog!" The soldiers and civilians erupted in earth-shattering joy, and looking at their joyful energy, it was even more joyful than the New Year.

There is no need for Li Siye's order, the soldiers and civilians know how to do it, they brought containers, filled with large barrels and small buckets of water, carried them to the city, and shouted at the big food soldiers under the city: "Big food dog, you want to die of thirst for your grandfather, you want to be beautiful." ”

"Big Dog, you know? God bless Datang, Datang is blessed by God, to have wind, water and wind, we can't drink endless water. ”

The soldiers and civilians were gossiping and talking, like a swarm of mosquitoes flying and buzzing. However, where are the big food soldiers under the city willing to believe it, they ridicule each other.

"Chinese, you are delusional, we cut off your water source, how can you have water?"

"Allah, the great, is omnipotent, don't say that your stinky thief, even your Buddha and Taishang Laojun are useless, there can be no water."

"These Chinese are so thirsty that they can't stand it, they are fainting, and they dream that there is water, which is really ridiculous."

Cutting off the water source, this is a poisonous move, hitting the vital point of the Tang Army, if anyone believes that the Tang Army has water, it is a faint. For the Great Eaters, they would rather that their god Allah was dead than believe that it was true, and they ridiculed loudly and thunderously.

"Big Eater Dog, what do you say when we have water?" Li Siye stood at the head of the city and shouted, like thunder, shaking people's eardrums, and the quarrel above and below the city stopped abruptly as if it had been cut by scissors.

"Li Siye, if you have water, I will drink your urine." The general of the big food pointed at Li Siye at the head of the city, with a sneering face, his voice was sharp and high-pitched, and said: "Li Siye, you haven't drunk water these days, can you pee?" Ha ha! "Look up to the sky, smile forward and back, indispensable.

According to his thoughts, there is a lot of water in Shule City, and Li Siye has not drunk water, how can there be urine?

shook his head, pointed at Li Siye, and teased: "Li Siye, you lie, I'll continue, I'll use my mouth." "Deliberately opened his mouth wide, like a bloody sea.

"Haha!"

The big food soldier only felt that the general's actions made people raise their eyebrows, and their buttocks were all happy, pointing at the Tang army at the head of the city, jumping to their feet and laughing, and the ridicule could not be more obvious.

"Sprinkle, sprinkle, let's go on! You can't sprinkle it, can you? "The teasing of the Great Food Soldier was like thunder.

"Big Dog, keep your dog's eyes open and take a good look, what is this?" Li Siye pointed at the bucket beside him with his right hand, picked it up, and threw it down the city.

"Wow!" With a sound, I saw a curtain of water suddenly set off and splashed towards the city, and the place where it passed was wet.

"Is there really water?" The Great Food General was startled, and his eyes widened suddenly.

"There's no real water, right?" The Great Food Soldier also did not believe.

They know very well that Shule has been cut off from water for a long time, not to mention water, even urine is very precious. In this case, it is a crime to spill a whole bucket of water, unless there is a water source in the city.

This thought only existed for a moment, and the Great Food Army denied it: "They must be a liar and want to deceive us." Hmph, ghosts will believe it. ”

"Anything else? Splash again, splash again, I'll see how many you have. "From the generals to the ordinary soldiers, they all have their hands on their chests and have a good show.

"As you wish." Li Siye waved his hand, and saw that many soldiers and civilians appeared on the head of the city, carrying easy in their hands, or buckets or urine basins or clay pots, and all containers that could hold water.

"Splash!" Li Siye waved his hand, like thunder and lightning, extremely powerful.

"Whoa!" There was a sound of water, and I saw a large water curtain suddenly appear on the head of the city, Bai Huahua was a piece, and there was water everywhere, splashing on the city.

"Really?" The ridicule of the Great Food Army froze on his face, and he couldn't laugh anymore.

Just kidding, there are thousands of buckets of water poured down at the same time, if there is no water source in the city, how can Li Siye be so generous, even the pig's head knows that there is really a water source in the city.

"Whoa!" Thousands of buckets of water splashed under the city, splashing a cloud of mud and surging in all directions, forming small quagmires.

"Big Dog, do you see it clearly?" Li Siye crossed his hands on his hips and raised his chin proudly: "This is water, this is water!" You eat dogs, you have been in the yellow sand for a long time, haven't you seen it? You've never seen so much water, have you? Your Grandpa Li told you, this is the water of Datang, fresh and sweet, you open your mouth, stretch out your tongue, and lick it well! ”

These words contained infinite ridicule, as if a heavy slap was drawn on the face, and the face of the Great Food Army was flushed, and their eyes were round, but they couldn't say a word.

"Big Eater Dog, your face is so brilliant! It's so exciting! The soldiers and civilians yelled like a big food army struck by lightning, raising their eyebrows, and the grievances of these days have finally been well vented.

Shicai, the Great Food Army was still laughing at Tang Jun to their heart's content, saying that they had no water, and they couldn't even pee, where could they think of it, just in the blink of an eye, Tang Jun poured so much water and extinguished their illusions.

"Goo!" There was a strange sound in the throat of the Great Food Army, like a crowing rooster being choked by the neck.

"Huh!" Contrary to the demented reaction of the Great Food Army, Tang Jun erupted into a burst of comfortable laughter, and everyone smiled so hard that their eyes narrowed together.

"You ...... How do you have water? The Great Food General finally reacted and asked at the head of the city.

It's such a strange question, if he doesn't figure it out, he won't be blind to death.

Not only does the Great Food General think so, but who doesn't think so about the Great Food Soldiers? Their eyes widened and they looked at the city for a moment, for fear of missing the details in the blink of an eye.

"Want to know? Make good on your promise first, and then talk about it after drinking urine. The corners of Li Siye's mouth twitched, full of ridicule, and he opened his crotch, and a bubble of old urine was sprinkled from the city.

"Big dog, drink urine!" The soldiers and civilians were very happy, following in the footsteps of Li Siye, the man peed, the woman fled far away, and blushed and said: "This General Li is really interesting!" Big dog eater, that's how to clean up! ”

It's a pity that they are women and can't pee in public, otherwise, they will definitely pee high.

For a time, there was a spectacle on the head of Shule City, countless high urine sprinkled down from the city, so not spectacular, thousands of urine together, a strange through the ages.

The old people who peeed, as well as the boys who had just been able to stand firmly, as long as they could pee, they all urinated high in the city.

Where to find this kind of opportunity, it may not be once in a thousand years, how can it be missed?

"In this life, this urine is the most comfortable!" The soldiers and civilians craned their necks and gasped for air, a scene that will never be forgotten.

"Big dog eater, put your dog's ears up, and your Grandpa Li will solve your doubts." Li Siye said triumphantly while sorting out his clothes and pants: "Your Grandpa Li is rarely kind, you have to listen carefully." ”

Shule's water source has been cut off, so how can there be water? This is a problem that the Great Food Army has dreamed of, and they don't need to be reminded by Li Siye, their ears are erected higher than rabbit ears.

"This is Shule, the land of God." Li Siye has the characteristics of being a god: "Five hundred years ago, at that time, the people stationed here were the big Han Erlang, and the Huns were as despicable as you, cutting off the water source of the Han family's Erlang, and wanted to die of thirst. Geng Gong, the Han general stationed here, pulled out the ring-headed knife and yelled at the sky, 'God bless the great man', and the ring-headed knife in his hand stabbed it on the ground, and a clear spring appeared on the ground. ”

While talking, he gestured, vividly, and got rid of a magic stick: "Your grandfather Li had a dream, and he was reminded by the heavens, and he pulled out his knife and stabbed it on the ground, and there was a clear spring that could not be drunk." ”

The matter of "vowing to Shule to fly out of the spring" was attributed to miracles by the ancients. In fact, it should have been dug deep and dug groundwater, which is not a miracle at all. However, for the ancients, where they knew could only be attributed to miracles.

Da Shi is a religious country, and the Da Shi army are all believers, believing in miracles and gods, and Li Siye's words made them believe in seven or eight points.

"Nonsense! Allah, the great, will not allow you to have miracles. "The big food general has a hard mouth.

"Your bullshit Allah has been slain by our heavens!" Li Siye laughed in return.

"You dare to insult Allah, kill!" The Great Food Army was very angry, roared, and launched a fierce attack on Shule again.

Shule was no longer short of water, and there were no worries anymore, and under the command of Li Siye, a singing and crying battle was launched to defend the city.

The battle to defend the city continued until this day, during the battle, the hooves behind him were like thunder, the Tang Dynasty army arrived, and the siege of Shule was relieved.

(To be continued)