"Happy New Year, Soldiers!"

"Happy New Year to Wenhou!"

"New Year" originated from the first and last years of the Yin Shang period to worship the gods and ancestors, the initial date is not fixed, the Qin Dynasty has previously stipulated December, November and the first day of October "New Year", until the Han Wu Emperor implemented the "Taichu calendar" was officially determined on the first day of the first month, since the Eastern Han Dynasty naturally followed this set.

Today is the 30th month of the first year of the first year of the Great Han Dynasty, which is commonly known as the "30th year of the Chinese New Year's Eve", the night of Chinese New Year's Eve, and in less than half an hour, the next day, that is, the first day of the first month of the second year of the first year of the first peace, is the beginning of the new year.

This is the second New Year after Lu Bu came to this world, but this New Year is a little different, the last New Year was spent in Luoyang City, but at that time, Yan and others had not yet come, and there were only him, Jian Hua, Manu and a few servants in the Lu Mansion; This year is different, it looks very lively, and this excitement is still on the way.

That's right, this year was Lu Bu on the way to Bingzhou, in fact, it can also be said that they have now entered Bingzhou, and now they are at the southern foot of a mountain called Tongtian Mountain in the southernmost part of Xihe County.

Tongtian Mountain is now a peak in the Luliang Mountain Range, Lu Bu ordered the whole army of the state to set up some temporary tents according to this Tongtian Mountain, first gathered the vehicles full of grain, grass and weapons together in the central area of the army to order people to defend strictly, and then circled the war horses to the side to let them rest by themselves, of course, there are special people to watch over and feed them, anyway, the man slave is idle and idle, and he will not like crowded and lively occasions, so Lu Bu simply ordered him to preside, this kid can't do anything else, But as long as he encounters something related to horses, he is energetic, and he seems to have some talent in this area.

Then Lu Bu gathered most of the Bingzhou army together, let everyone form a big circle together, and set up a stage in the middle, where a big party was held, for which the army was delayed for half a day on the way.

Although the state army went up to Lu Bu. Even those fire-headed soldiers were eager to rush back to the state as much as possible. But the reality is that their speed can't be faster, and the New Year is extraordinary after all, this time Lu Bu also deliberately set up a temporary stage, which naturally asked people to go up and perform.

However, at this time, there was not so much rich entertainment, so Lu Bu arranged for the generals to have fun with the soldiers, and many generals who were not smiling in the eyes of the soldiers, or military marquis, or tun chiefs. or the captain, but everyone smiled and came to the stage to congratulate everyone on the New Year, and this scene alone moved many sergeants.

However, Wei Xu and Hou Cheng were directly named by Lu Bu as the master of ceremonies, that is, the role of the host, and it was the first time for the two to do this kind of work, so it was inevitable that they would make mistakes in their busyness. I can even see their nervousness, but I am afraid that there is no one more suitable than them in the state army, after all, both of them are rare beautiful men, and their voices are rich and attractive, it seems that they were born to do this business, Lu Bu is even thinking about making the best use of their talents, although these two people are not very good, but judging from the appearance of the night of chaos. At the moment, I am quite loyal to myself. It's a big deal not to entrust them with reuse, just give them some idle jobs. They don't have to go to the battlefield to witness death, they must be willing.

However, there was a scene that made Lu Bu feel extremely surprised, but it was Gao Shun's coming to power, as the most famous taciturn model in the Bingzhou Army, and even in the minds of many Bingzhou Army officers and soldiers, as long as he thought of him, he was a black-faced image, and on this occasion Lu Bu was ready to be when he was not there, but he didn't expect him to go up, and what was even more surprising was that he actually smiled, for Gao Shun, who has always shown a serious face, such a warm smile is also very rare, because of the tone set earlier, So that the soldiers of the Bingzhou Army, who usually dare not shout loudly in front of Gao Shun, saw this scene and coaxed one after another, the wolf howled and cheered continuously, but Gao Shun's "performance" was not over, he said in his extremely low and rich characteristic voice: "Hello soldiers, in order to enjoy everyone tonight, the special general will personally practice a set of marksmanship for everyone here...... After speaking, his own soldiers sent his gun up, and he really danced the spear on that platform, and he saw the proficient Cheng dù, so that people had to applaud and praise.

What's bigger is a sense of surprise, who is called Gao Shun Although he is the first person to train soldiers in Lu Bu's army, his personal strength has never been vague, because few people have seen him perform in person, and he has never seen him fight against others, because of this, some people say that he is not skilled in martial arts, but some people say that he is incomparable, but Lu Bu and others know the truth in their hearts, but they will not say it much, this is the first time that Gao Shun has performed martial arts in front of so many soldiers, although it is difficult to determine his level without an opponent, But that set of marksmanship is like a smooth dance, and there is no shackles, and it is not simple.

Lu Bu below was already stunned when he saw this scene, when had he seen such a "desire" Gao Shun, and couldn't help but be surprised: "This ...... Uncle, what's wrong? ”

Zhang Liao next to him couldn't help but smile and said: "Don't blame Wen Hou, Liao just said to him, Wen Hou will also come to power later, who has the biggest frame in the army, isn't it Wen Hou?" But now even Wen Hou has to put down the shelf, he can't hold it anymore, so there is such a play. ”

Lu Bu couldn't cry or laugh, but he was slightly moved in his heart, a lot of feelings were really revealed in the subtleties, Gao Shun obviously cared about Lu Bu's feelings, so he forced himself to participate in such an occasion that he was not good at and liked.

He suddenly thought of something, looked back at Zhang Liao and said, "What about you Wenyuan?" A person said that he was looking forward to ......"

Zhang Liao's face suddenly became very embarrassed, and then when Zhang Liao finally appeared as a guest performer before Lu Bu came on stage, Lu Bu almost didn't burst out laughing, because the outfit Zhang Liao wore on the stage was clearly Lu Bu's outfit, wearing a purple and gold crown with a bundle of hair, wearing a hundred flowers robe, holding Tang Qi armor, wearing a lion barbarian treasure belt, riding a bad horse that rushed into battle, and painting a halberd in the palm of his hand, like a tiger prison under the god of war.

However, this is probably only seen by those who are familiar with Lu Bu, because not to mention that Zhang Liao's figure is still a little different from Lu Bu himself, the outfit on his body is also a fake and shoddy product, the purple and gold crown is just a few pieces of purple and gold cloth wrapped together and woven, and the workmanship is extremely rough, if it is not just pushed up by Zhang Liao's own bun, I am afraid it will be difficult to even "stand"; And the so-called battle robe is not worth mentioning, almost only a piece of drape from the tent is used as a temporary service, Lu Bu actually vaguely saw something that seemed to be a patch on it, and he almost burst out laughing at that time; Speaking of the armor and treasure belt, it is absolutely incomparable with Lu Bu's "original import"; Needless to say, the comparison between the rest of the inferior horses and the red dumper is not much at all, the Fang Tian painting halberd is more like a big road goods, Lu Bu's Fang Tian painting halberd is a tic-tac-toe on the head, and he is only a half-tic-tac-toe, and even imitation is quite unprofessional.

The feeling that this Zhang Liao's appearance gave Lu Bu is to use a popular phrase in later generations to describe it, that is "cottage".

However, most of the soldiers only relied on the light of the torch in the dark, or they couldn't see clearly for a while when they were far away, and they really thought it was Lu Bu in front of them, and suddenly their voices became louder, and all kinds of excited howls were endless, but when Zhang Liao opened his mouth, he found that he was really a pit soldier.

Zhang Liao said: "Soldiers, a certain is Zhang Liao and Zhang Wenyuan, never think of a certain as Wen Hou, if you want to say that it may be like, but how can it be as powerful as one ten-millionth of him?" ”

Lu Bu smiled in a low voice, when did this Zhang Liao learn to pat on the back, but compared with Gao Shun, Zhang Liao is indeed much more sleek, just like that warning to himself, saying that he can listen to it by being tactful.

However, this "Han No. 1 Imitation Show" ended here, and then Zhang Liao went down, and the next one to play was Lu Bu.

This time it was the real card, but as soon as Lu Bu opened his mouth, and then compared it with Zhang Liaoyi, many soldiers laughed first, and when Lu Bu said "A certain is the real Lu Bu", the enthusiastic atmosphere of the audience almost knocked down the Tongtian Mountain next to it.

Next, Lu Bu used Fang Tian's halberd to dance a set of his own unique halberd method, of course, it was adapted, and most of them were performances, which made the soldiers dazzled and applauded.

But this is not the climax of the whole party, when Yan, as the main mother, also came out to dance the sword to celebrate the New Year, the atmosphere on the spot was even more intense than when Lu Bu was on stage.

This had to make all the soldiers excited, because this was even rarer than Lu Bu's dancing Fang Tian painting halberd, everyone was attentive, and they cheered when they went to the wonderful place, which made Yan's face also red, and his heart was a little proud.

Lu Bu was naturally speechless at this, it seems that it is right to use this as the finale.

This episode of the program seems to be extremely rough in the eyes of Lu Bu's later generations, but in this era, it is definitely ahead of its time, and it can be seen from the excited expressions of the soldiers, including Zhang Liao, that they couldn't be more satisfied with it.

After all, people in this era usually don't have much entertainment at all, let alone a gala, watching song and dance performances is almost just the private property of the upper nobles, these ordinary soldiers live a whole year is very monotonous, rare such an opportunity, the most important thing is that these generals have put down the shelf, somewhat seem to have a "fun with the soldiers" taste.

Lu Bu also sighed in his heart when he saw this, these ordinary soldiers were too easy to satisfy, but this was just right, he had all kinds of means to make them loyal to him from now on. (To be continued.) )