Chapter 140: The Zen Room Fire
Inside the Daeungboden Hall of Norinsa Temple.
The county lord of Jiangdu raised his pink fist high, and it fell gently, hitting Xiao Fan on the shoulder without pain.
Xiao Fan's eyes were quick, and he took advantage of the situation and grabbed her hand.
The county lord's pretty face suddenly turned blood-red, and he hurriedly withdrew his hand, but his strength was weak, and his slender jade hand fell into Xiao Fan's hand, but he couldn't pull it back.
The county lord panicked, she had grown so big, she had ever been touched by a man like this, and an electric current was running around in her body, crispy and numb, and the whole person seemed to be about to go limp, but reason told her that it couldn't be like this, it was against etiquette.
Biting his lower lip, the county lord glared at Xiao Fan with shame and disgust, and said angrily: "You...... You let go! ”
Xiao Fan's old god grabbed her hand, and said with a smile: "Don't let go, you yourself take the initiative to reach out and let me lead, if I let go, is it still called a man?" ”
"You...... Why didn't I see that you were like this...... Bummer! The county lord became more and more ashamed.
Xiao Fan's heart stirred, and the beauty's smile made him lose in her stunning face.
-- May the time be in full bloom and the trees will bloom.
The county lord's face seemed to be frozen at this moment, and it remained in Xiao Fan's heart forever, time flew by, and what remained in Xiao Fan's mind was still the county lord's blushing smile at this time.
The county lord was grabbed by Xiao Fan's hand, and it seemed that even the bones in her body were soft in the numbness, she looked at Xiao Fan pitifully, and said weakly: "Can you let go?" It's so light in front of the Buddha, let's ...... This is disrespectful to the Buddha, and the Buddha will blame him......"
Xiao Fan just wanted to laugh a few words, but then he felt that it was inappropriate, even such an outrageous thing happened to him, whether there are gods and Buddhas in the underworld, this is really hard to say, if the gods and Buddhas are really blamed, it will not be good.
After an atheist encounters a bizarre incident, it is inevitable that his belief in atheism is not very firm, and Xiao Fan is like this.
Xiao Fan finally reluctantly let go of his hand, this is the Buddha's territory, and flirting is indeed a bit out of place.
At first glance, Xiao Fan let go of his hand, and the county lord felt empty for a while, as if something was missing, and he was a little stunned for a while.
The county lord bit his lower lip and glanced at Xiao Fan with resentment, feeling a little hatred in his heart, this nerd! If you are told to let go, you will let go, when did you become so obedient? Incomprehensible wood!
The thin teeth bit a faint tooth mark on the lower lip, and the two were silent for a while, and the county lord said softly: "Hey, have you heard of Wang Shifu?" ”
Xiao Fan shook his head: "I haven't heard of it, who is this person?" ”
The county lord dyed his face, ate and laughed twice, and said: "This person is a miscellaneous master of the previous dynasty, and he compiled a miscellaneous drama called "Cui Yingying Waiting for the Moon in the West Chamber", which is still sung among the people......"
Xiao Fan suddenly realized that "The Legend of the West Chamber" is a household name, not only sung now, but also sung for hundreds of years in later generations, this is a classic masterpiece in ancient love stories.
"What about "The Legend of the West Chamber"?" Xiao Fan scratched his head, he didn't understand why the county lord suddenly mentioned this to him.
The county lord glanced at him and said, "In the West Chamber, Zhang Sheng and Cui Yingying ...... Love, tryst, also in a temple, that temple is in the province of the river, called the Temple of Pufu......"
Xiao Fan nodded and said, "Yes, yes, what a coincidence, it's the same as the two of us, hehe......"
Then Xiao Fan smiled and said inexplicably: "...... But so what? ”
The county lord rolled his eyes fiercely at Chaotian, sighed infinitely resentfully, and said, "It's nothing, it's just that I suddenly remembered this miscellaneous drama and mentioned it in passing......"
After speaking, the county lord stood up from the futon in front of the Buddha throne and walked to the apse alone.
Xiao Fan stood in place, puzzled, why did the county lord mention this stubble? What's in the way of us in the West Chamber?
Women, it's really strange, their thinking men will never be able to fathom, a sentence is inexplicable, you don't understand that people are not happy, who does the man recruit and provoke whom?
The hall was empty all around, the county lord offered incense to the Buddha, and the brocade army even drove away the monks in the hall.
The figure outside the hall swayed, and a man dressed in black approached quietly, step by step, only a few feet away from Xiao Fan.
The man in black bit a small dagger in his mouth, the dagger flashed a bright glow in the gloomy hall, the eyes of the man in black were cold, and he was looking at Xiao Fan, who was standing with his back to him, and finally his eyes were locked on Xiao Fan's neck.
A cut throat is the fastest and quickest way to kill.
In the auspicious and solemn hall, the killing machine has unconsciously haunted Xiao Fan.
Xiao Fan, who was about to become a victim, didn't realize it, he was still pondering what the county lord had just said.
After thinking for a long time, she saw that the figure of the county lord had turned over the Buddha statue in the main hall and walked to the back of the hall.
At this moment, Xiao Fan seemed to have been struck by a thunderbolt, and suddenly blessed his soul.
Zhang Sheng and Cui Yingying dare to have a tryst in front of the temple Bodhisattva, why can't we?
Princess...... Isn't that what it means?
If you want me to be thin, you can just say it, why do women have to go around and around when they speak?
As soon as he was excited, Xiao Fan chased after him, and said loudly: "I understand!" County Lord, let's do it all over again just now......"
While running and shouting, the person turned into a cloud of black smoke and rushed into the back of the hall.
Xiao Fan was standing just now, holding a dagger in his hand, and the man in black who was about to give Xiao Fan a throat cutting action didn't expect Xiao Fan to run away for a while, and when Xiao Fan ran happily, the man in black was still holding the dagger, maintaining the action of cutting his throat, standing in place, the cruel smile on his face froze, and the whole person looked like a post-modernist anti-violence sculpture...... Several figures quickly rushed into the main hall, seeing that the target in the hall had already run away, the black-clothed man in charge of the assassination was still holding a dagger in a daze, and his expression was sluggish and he maintained the action of cutting his throat, and a fierce light flashed in the eyes of a black-clothed man who looked like a leader, and he raised his hand and slapped the subordinate who kept his posture on the ground.
Looking at the back of the hall coldly, the leader waved his hand, and several figures followed silently.
…………………… Xiao Fan quickly caught up with the county lord of Jiangdu, this time he was very understanding, seeing the county lord walking alone in the corridor of the meditation room in the backyard of the temple, Xiao Fan smiled, stepped forward and grabbed her hand, and then forcefully took it, the county lord exclaimed "ah", and then was pulled into a meditation room on the right side by Xiao Fan.
The meditation room is airtight, and there is not even a window in the place of penance, Xiao Fan pulled the county lord into the meditation room with one hand, and then kicked the door tightly with his backfoot, and the other hand stretched out and hugged it tightly, the county lord was hugged into his arms like this, and the warm and firm strength of the big hand came from the soft waist, making her whole body crispy and numb, and she didn't even have the strength to stand.
"You...... You're getting too far! Let it go! The county lord bit her lower lip and said angrily, although her words were righteous and stern, but her pretty face flushed with shame had betrayed her heart.
Xiao Fan wrapped his arms around her slender waist and smiled slightly: "Affectionate is always ruthlessly annoyed, what Zhang Sheng and Cui Yingying can do, we can also do......"
The county lord leaned softly on Xiao Fan's chest, breathing quickly and panicked, she buried her head in Xiao Fan's arms, not daring to look up at him, the two were silent for a long time, and the county lord said quietly: "You...... You're going to bully me. ”
"Not only that, but I've bullied a lot of people......"
The county lord suddenly raised his head, and his pretty face was nervous: "Who else have you bullied?" ”
Xiao Fan counted them one by one: "Your Fourth Emperor Uncle, as well as Monk Daoyan, as well as Huang Zicheng, Huang Guan ......"
The county lord sneered, glanced at him, and said, "What was the situation when you bullied them...... Like you bully me right now? ”
Xiao Fan's smile froze, thinking of Zhu Di snuggling in his arms like a bird, and he had a silver smile on his face, his ape arm was wide open around Zhu Di's thick waist, the two of them were sweet and sweet, you and me, that picture ...... "you...... You scoundrel! Now you're slighting me, what are you shaking? The county lord glared at him dissatisfied.
"County Lord, when there is such a strong affection, we don't have to talk about those people and things that spoil the scenery, right? At least don't disgust me, okay? Xiao Fan looked at the county lord affectionately.
The county lord sneered, snuggled in Xiao Fan's arms with a happy face, and breathed a long sigh of satisfaction with satisfaction.
Thinking about it for a long time, the dream and the real people have finally overlapped together at the beginning of this day, so vivid, so real, as real as a dream...... Outside the quiet and unmanned meditation room, several black shadows quickly appeared, everyone listened to the whispers of a man and a woman in the meditation room, and one of the black-clothed men looked worse, pulled out the dagger on his waist and was about to rush into the meditation room.
The leader of the men in black stopped him, and said in an inaudible voice, "This house has no windows, only one door, set fire to the house, and burn them to death in it, so as not to arouse suspicion." ”
Everyone understood, whispered, and then turned and left.
In a short time, each of them carried a bundle of dry firewood and gathered silently around the leader.
The leader's eyes were gloomy, and he said calmly: "All piled up at the door, and then set fire!" If you see the two of them rushing out, kill them! ”
The crowd responded.
So, taking advantage of the opportunity of the two people in the meditation room to talk to me and me, completely forgetting what was happening outside their bodies, a group of people in black quietly piled dry firewood at the door of the only wooden door in the meditation room, and the dry firewood was piled very high, completely blocking the way out.
The leader nodded, and a man in black poured the fire oil on the dry firewood, and then shook the fire breaker in his hand and threw it into the firewood pile drenched with the fire oil.
For a moment, the fire suddenly broke out, and soon the roof of the meditation room and the wooden corridor were on fire.
The tongue of fire swayed, but it burned bigger and bigger, like a man-loving beast, slowly but resolutely approaching the man and woman in love in the meditation room.
Inside the meditation room.
"Hey, what else is your dream besides making a fortune?" The county lord's eyebrows were crooked, and he stared at Xiao Fan's handsome face with a sneer.
Xiao Fanjun's face was pale, he coughed dryly, and said seriously: "It's okay to make a small fortune......"
The county lord sneered and said: "After entering the court, others are counting on promotion, you are good, you are thinking about making a fortune, you are different from others everywhere......"
"What about you, Lord of the County? What are your ideals? ”
The county lord's expression gradually became profound, and his beautiful eyes looked at Xiao Fan, and his eyes were full of intense affection that could not be dissolved.
"I ...... I just want to be an innocent and dull woman, meet a young man, accompany each other in this life, and be happy for a long time......"
Xiao Fan blinked and said with a smile: "Have you met him?" ”
The county lord chuckled, and then sighed: "When I met you, it was really a debt I owed in my previous life, as soon as I saw you, I lost my proportions, forgot the outline, even if I was pointed out by a thousand people, I didn't look back, I was like that moth, I threw myself at you recklessly......"
Xiao Fan smiled a little proudly: "If you pounce on me like a moth, then won't I become a burning ......?"
As soon as the words fell, Xiao Fan's expression suddenly changed, and he stretched out his hand to point to a few puffs of smoke coming out of the crack in the door of the meditation room, and exclaimed in shock: "...... Fire, fire, fire! ”
The county lord Joan wrinkled his nose and snorted angrily: "Why are you screaming so loudly?" I know that I am a moth, and that you are fire, and that the moth has pounced on you, and that you will burn me to ashes......"
"No...... Fire, fire! Xiao Fan pointed to the door and shouted anxiously.
"Alright, you're proud! I know you're a fire ......," the county lord gave him a delicate look.
"Holy! I'm not the fire, the fire is outside! Xiao Fan was so angry that she turned her body over and faced the door.
The county lord was stunned when he saw it, and then screamed: "Ahhhh ”
Xiao Fan said helplessly: "County Lord, I saw ......"
"What to do? Xiao Fan, what should I do? How can there be fire? The county lord was so frightened that tears came out, and he clung to Xiao Fan's clothes with a helpless face.
Xiao Fan frowned, his mind raced, and he knew that someone was trying to harm him.
Now the temple is empty, the pro-army guards of the county lord of Jiangdu are still guarding outside the temple, far away from the meditation room, they can't hear the call for help, if they wait until the fire is so big that they see the smoke in the air, it is estimated that there is no need to save the fire...... "While the fire is not big, we rush out!" Xiao Fan made a decision immediately.
The county lord was already frightened of the six gods, and hurriedly nodded when he heard this.
Xiao Fan grabbed the county lord and kicked the door open, and the sawdust was splashing, but he saw that the door was blocked by dry firewood, and the dry firewood was burning very vigorously, and it was impossible to rush out.
Billowing smoke poured in from outside the door, and soon the meditation room was filled with thick smoke, and the two people in the room were close at hand, but they were as if they were far away from each other, and they couldn't even see each other's appearances clearly.
Xiao Fan pulled the county lord back again, his handsome face was already drenched with a layer of sweat, his face was pale, and he was trembling, I don't know if he was angry or frightened.
The county lord covered her mouth and nose, choking violently, the smoke was so thick that she was almost suffocating.
"Ahem, county lord, we can't get out, we have to find a way to save ourselves!" Xiao Fan shouted loudly.
The county lord shook his head painfully, raised his head slightly, and said sadly: "Xiao Fan, we have no way to live...... To be able to die with you is the best gift God has ever given me......"
Xiao Fan really wanted to pinch her neck and shake her awake.
When has this been, still engaging in literary and artistic tones, what are women thinking about?
"County Lord, do you like to eat roast duck?"
"Huh? What the? The county lord, who was immersed in grief, heard this, and looked at him suspiciously with a rainy face.
Xiao Fan said seriously: "If we don't think of a way, there will be two more roast ducks in this room, one male and one female, shiny and shiny......"
County Lord: "............"
The dry wood outside the house burned more and more violently, and from time to time there was a crackling sound, and the smoke in the house became more and more intense and choking, and the situation was so desperate that if the roof was burned, the house would collapse, and they would either be burned to death, choked to death, or crushed to death...... Xiao Fan's eyelids jumped, and he turned his head to look around, but saw a large water tank in the corner of the meditation room. -- Monks who practice ascetic in the meditation room often end up drinking only one scoop of water and one spoon of porridge, so a water tank is prepared in the room.
Xiao Fan couldn't help but be overjoyed, pointing to the water tank and was about to speak, but the county lord hugged him uncontrollably and shouted: "Xiao Fan! Hold me tight! We're going to die, we're going to die together! Even if we are burned to ashes, others will not be able to separate us, we will be buried together......"
The county lord burst into tears and hugged Xiao Fan emotionally, with a sense of determination in hysteria.
Xiao Fan also burst into tears: "County Lord, but, I don't want to die......"
"You...... Don't want to die with me? "The county lord was extremely disappointed.
"Of course I do! But...... Why do we have to die? ”
The county lord froze, coughing and looking at him suspiciously.
Xiao Fan covered his mouth and nose and pointed to the water tank.
When the county lord saw the water tank, his face was immediately full of fierce opposition: "No! What does that look like? If people see me soaking wet, how can I see people......"
Xiao Fan really shed tears...... At the moment of saving her life, she also took into account the image problem, what was going on in the mind of this stupid woman?
Xiao Fan picked up the county lord at the moment, and despite her fierce struggle, he unceremoniously threw her into the water tank.
"You let me in!"
With a plop, the county lord fell into the water tank upside down.
Before she could emerge from the water, Xiao Fan also jumped in with a thud.
The county lord's head came out of the water, stared at him fiercely, and said angrily: "Xiao Fan, you ...... You bastard! ”
Xiao Fan looked at her affectionately: "County Lord, don't you want to take a mandarin duck bath with your beloved?" ”
The county lord's face was full of anger and suddenly disappeared without a trace, she lowered her head, and said infinitely shyly: "You are dead!" I...... Yes. ”
Xiao Fan's lips trembled: "............"
Outside the meditation room, the fire was getting stronger and stronger, and the Grim Reaper was holding his scythe alof, smirking closer and closer to them......
(To be continued)