Text Chapter 0650 I want to sing love songs
Little Helen is in a good mood now, from the beginning of the electricity to release love songs, to Lang's temptation, to see that everything has passed the first level, millions of elephants, horses, and people are flocking to my big bowl, I can't help but proudly come to a few aha, the mother elephant sings love songs, watch the most beautiful fireworks, prostitute in the city, I take the bowl to take you in, aha......
Looking at Little Helen's heartless, carefree and prodigal cavity, Hu Erniang on the side was so anxious that her little heart was about to jump out. You see! A large group of elephants rushed into the inner city like crazy, like a large group of strong prisoners escaping from prison en masse, their eyes were confused, their saliva was dripping, their emotions were very excited, and the guys were congested with blood, and they were scared to death! I tell you, aren't you afraid that they will destroy them in swarm? Aren't you afraid that the elephants will knock our towers down?
Little Helen looked disdainful: "Hey! My civil engineer, it's up to you whether our tower is imprisonable! You can't help Mu Mu Wang Ye do everything he can to make the 'three-layer cake', help me build a seventh-level floating slaughter, and it will be tofu dregs. I told you a long time ago, this Yongtian Mansion is an imaginary project, and it is a lot of tofu scum. However, be sure to remember! It's that the tower we're in now must be strong, it's where we live, you know? If this tower falls, huh! Then you'll have to accompany me to become a butterfly! ……”
The little puffin watched that little Helen was playing with Hu Erniang real or fake, and Hu Erniang, who has always been serious and down-to-earth, obviously hasn't been able to fully adapt to Little Helen's rhythm, so I thought, help this horse master, so I said: "Little princess!" Don't be afraid, in case this tower is about to be overturned by a mad elephant, we can fly! We fly high and far away, and let the crazy elephants stare dryly......"
Little Sea Dove: "Hey! Little puffin, you don't understand, what are you yelling about? How can these crazy elephants who are crazy about love come to arch our tower? They can't wait to arch their brides......"
Little Puffin: "Ouch! It's so nasty! Why are these crazy elephants not ashamed and shameless, and they do it in broad daylight? ……”
Little sea dove: "Originally, this is not a human, this is an elephant, it is also a beast, they have been running around every day since they were born, what do they know about being shy or not?" ”
Little Sea Male: "Hehe, aren't our female elephants tied there to attract male elephants to do this?" ”
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It turned out that in the inner city, the elephants that were originally used for urban construction projects retreated with a hundred female elephants with strong bones. The hind legs of these female elephants are now tied to short wooden stakes on the ground with them apart. The female elephants are now all headed up in the tower, with their buttocks facing outward, in a radial circle around the tower, and the mothers are panicking, they can't figure out what is happening, but they sense that thousands of fellow males are coming at them! Their forelimbs and head and nose are flicking restlessly, more and more frequently; They can't move their hind limbs, so they can only twist their buttocks repeatedly, and then wave their tails again, and the amplitude is getting bigger and bigger.
Now, a large group of war elephants in the outer city rushed towards the inner city like a mountain and a sea, majestic, the dust of war rolling, the earth shook, and the roar shook the sky, unstoppable. These war elephants swept away all obstacles in their path. The war elephant rolls up the railing with its proboscis and the war elephant uses its hooves to step on the bumps, and the war elephant uses its tusks to poke over all those who stand in the way!
The male elephant who took the lead in rushing into the inner city, when he saw it, haha, he was happy! You see, how honest these elephant girls are! We're all welcome with their butts up! They are all shy, they don't dare to face us with their elephant faces, they shake their elephant butts and greet us! That, you're welcome, Russia is on the plate, let's go!
In fact, it is amazing that elephants are in estrus, and there are the largest mammals in the world, except for whales, which are elephants. When the behemoth elephant does that, it looks like a cow, sheep, horse, and dog, except that the female elephant's yin dào points forward and downward, and the male elephant has to take the position of entering backwards, which makes it difficult for the male elephant to insert the yin jīng, however, they still do not violate the moral norms of animal society, but the thing has to make a bend when inserting, and only the section of the yin jīng head can bypass the female elephant's hui yīn part and insert the yin dào, which makes it difficult for the male to receive the jīng. However, elephants have found a way to overcome it in the process of evolution, that is, to expel a large amount of jīng fluid, so that the jīng liquid can still reach the neck of the gōng in sufficient quantities to meet the needs of the jīng. Otherwise, elephants will be fossilized like dinosaurs. Therefore, when the elephant is in estrus, the amount of jīng liquid is very large.
Now, the back of the 100 female elephants bound in the inner city has been occupied by the male elephants who have taken the lead in the city. However, there are thousands of male elephants that have arrived one after another. Elephants are like bees, swarming. The front ones haven't finished class yet, but the back ones can't wait; The front ones are still nostalgic, and the back ones are leaking.
Look at the current situation, because of Wu Liugui's selfishness, the first to bear the brunt of the Russian lún plate is these old and weak people who are close to each other and occupy the road. Watching these old, weak, sick and disabled people swaying wantonly and forgetting their feelings, the young and strong war elephants of Angkor next to them were psychologically unbalanced. They are thinking, these old ones have no oil and water, dry bases, occupy the pit and don't, why don't you come! So, the first to come, the first to come, the last to catch up, the scramble, the queue to settle down, the order is gone, the chaos begins, the male elephant goes crazy, the female elephant goes crazy......
Hu Erniang on the tower blushed when she saw it, turned her head, and didn't want to look at it. However, it is the same here and there, in a big circle, and the bulls are crazy about love. The only thing that is a little different is the expression of the female elephant whose hind limbs are bound. From the angle of the tower, there is a circle of female elephants with their heads facing the tower. The faces of those female elephants, some are immersed in sexual bliss, some are lost in enjoyment, some are laughing, some are crying and laughing, some are forgetful, some are helpless, some are aggrieved, some are ashamed and angry, some are painful and hurt, some are insensitive, each has its own experience, each has its own feelings......
There were a few sturdy war elephants that arrived late, looking at a few old elephants who occupied their seats and refused to be laid off, their necks were crooked, their mouths were no longer closed, their mouths were dripping with saliva all day long, and their walking and movement were all staggering. Their already sparse fur had almost all gone, their skin was loose and wrinkled like a dehydrated loofah, their two tusks had accumulated a thick layer of unsightly yellow stains, and their bodies had shrunk like a boiled oil gluten.
The sturdy war elephant thinks to himself, you are old, and your current task is to doze off in the shade of the tree, and enjoy your old age, let the young elephant do the work! Therefore, squeezing, squeezing, I want to go public through the backdoor and take the opportunity to get on the body.
But those elephants with vested interests, those elephants who are still in position, how can they be willing to easily withdraw from the stage of inheritance. Thus, the dispute over the life of the life began.
An Angkor elephant stretches its long trunk, like a tumbling python, and like a towering anti-aircraft cannon, provoking the old elephant; The ears as big as the big banana fans on both sides were fanning impatiently, demonstrating to the old elephant; The four pillar-like thick legs slammed to the ground, showing the old elephant their strength! And the old elephant turns a blind eye, you show your muscles, I hug me, you play you stupid, I do my own thing.
Looking at the elephants' various appearances, the four seabirds on the tower are smart. The little puffin said, "You see, that elephant, how obsessive, its mouth is open and open, I guess: it wants to sing love songs, it wants to be crazy about love......
Little Sea Dove: "Hey! Little puffin, I've guessed it, it's like singing: I came from spring, and you said you were going to ...... in autumn."
Little Puffin: "Oh! The mother elephant seemed to be questioning the monotonous and unfamiliar movements of the male elephant lying on her buttocks: why is it always like this? In my heart, this is not your ......"
Little Murre: "Look! The elephant's expression was really scoundrel, and he defended himself by saying that it was for: want to ask if you want to? Accompany me to the world? ……”
Little puffin: "The mother elephant is questioning again: If love is so rampant, why do you want me to share it?" ……”
Little Murre: "Look! The bull elephant was asked, guilty, speechless, stupid, no sound, no movement, stopped......"
Little puffin: "But the mother elephant is still asking: I want to ask you if you are doing it?" ……”
Little Sea Villan: "Oh, this stupid elephant finally spoke: I think you used to hurt me like that, think you used to be crazy about me, what kind of elephant are you?" ……”
Little Puffin: "Hey! Feed! Let's adjust the channel, don't look at this pair of greasy and crooked, adjust the direction, you see, that combination, it seems to be arguing! ”
Little Sea Dove: "Huh? Are the two male and female elephants in love? ……”
Little puffin: "That elephant is so sad: I sell my love, you want me to leave; When I finally knew the truth, tears fell from my eyes......"
Little crow: "That female elephant is so aggrieved: hold my legs, I will carry you as a thief; No matter how much you pay, you can't get it back......"
Little Puffin: "The male elephant is also wronged: you were the one who wanted to come in, and you came in; And now I'm going to take advantage of the collapse of the city to get you out? ……”
Little crow: "The female elephant is even more aggrieved: freedom is not something you want to buy, you can sell it if you want to buy it; Get out of here, get me innocent, let go of your mouth......"
Little Sea Dove: "Hey! Feed! Let's look at that pair! The pair that blushed and red-eared and crazy to death! ”
Little Puffin: "Hey, hey, awesome! This pair, but you can't do it: it's not dripping and unpleasant, how deep the feelings are, only in this way can it be enough to confess......"
Little sea crow: "Hehe, they will enjoy it: every minute and second is so beautiful that tears fall, ignore it and don't look good or bad, as long as you are brave enough to come with me......"
Little puffin: "They: love at the end of the road, not extremely romantic and unhappy, hair will be snow-white, soil will be buried, thoughts will not be corrupted, and they must love until the end ......of the road."