Chapter 14: Is He Your Father?
The skin is like beautiful porcelain, the teeth and red lips, even if you don't apply powder, you have a charming posture, slightly raised eyebrows with a steep nose bridge, and a slightly floating goose yellow gown, which looks heroic. Isn't it the "Flying Gate" female catcher Cheng Caixi who met on the night of Roselle's Day?
As soon as it looked like an acquaintance, Tang An put his heart into his stomach, stroked his chest and sighed: "Sister, people are scary and scared to death, can you make some noise when you walk next time?" I thought I was going to see hell during the day. ”
Cheng Caixi was slightly stunned when he saw that the thief was a down-and-out scholar that night, but he quickly recovered, tightened the sword in his hand, and said, "Don't talk well!" The night before, I saw that Miss Lan Haitang would let you go, and I didn't expect you to send it to the door today. I ask you, what are you here for? ”
"Eldest sister, can you please take the sword away a little bit? I'm very timid. Tang An said flatteringly.
"Who's your eldest sister!" Cheng Caixi glared and said angrily.
"Alright, that young lady," Tang An said.
"You're Miss!" Cheng Caixi is still not satisfied.
Fuck, what is this woman, why is she so hard to serve? Tang An was depressed for a while, and said helplessly: "Girl! That's all right, right? Below is Cheng Cai and Gongzi's guests, Cheng Gongzi went to find Master Cheng, let me wait for a while. ”
Cheng Caixi looked disdainful and said, "With such a lie, do you think you can deceive me?" Look at your sharp-beaked monkey gills, you don't think you're a good person. It's not enough to flirt with people's girls, but you actually do some things like chickens and dogs, and you have read the sage books for so many years. ”
Chicken and dog thief? What do you see with that eye? Can a beautiful woman frame someone casually? If it weren't for the fact that you were holding the murder weapon, believe it or not!
Tang An rolled his eyes and said, "Girl, you can eat things indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense." What did you steal in the next place? ”
Cheng Caixi pointed to the things he had touched, and said, "Just now I saw that you were acting suspiciously, your eyes were greedy, and you said that you didn't covet the Cheng family's things?" ”
Tang An angrily took out the remaining fifty taels of silver tickets from his arms, and said, "Please see clearly, the girl is really not short of silver." ”
Cheng Caixi snatched it mercilessly and said, "I suspect that these are also what you stole from the Cheng family." ”
"Hey, can you be reasonable, you're a robbery!" Tang An was finally angry, and he had so much silver all over his body, if he was snatched away by this female bandit again, would he let him drink the northwest wind? Hateful voice: "Give me back the money!" ”
"I'm working on a case! You'd better answer my questions honestly and suffer less! Cheng Caixi's face was cold, he stuffed the silver ticket into his waist, and withdrew the sword by the way, as if he was not afraid of what tricks this powerless scholar could play, and asked, "What's your surname?" ”
Tang An snorted, rolled his eyes, and said, "The surname is Ni." ”
"What's it called?" Cheng Caixi said.
"Ohno." Tang An said with an unhappy face.
"Ni Daye, your uncle!" Cheng Caixi finally realized that he had been tricked, and pulled out his sword with a "choking" sound, raised his willow eyebrows, and said, "You dare to play me!" ”
Tang An spread his hands helplessly and said, "Girl, let's be honest, if you really have the heart to handle the case, you should work the man in black." If you can't catch a prisoner, you have to embarrass a little person like me, is this what kind of door you are capable of? ”
"It's the Flying Gate!" Cheng Caixi felt that he was about to explode, this bastard, he dared to tease himself like this, and put on a look of grievance, is it justified for him to steal things?
"No matter what the door, in short, this matter has nothing to do with the next point, right and wrong, and I will see when Cheng Gongzi comes." Tang An walked back to his seat and sat down, too lazy to be angry with the woman. But thinking about it, he turned back again with a puzzled look and asked, "By the way, why are you here?" ”
"Where is the old lady, do you still need to ask for instructions?" Cheng Caixi's shrewd nature was exposed, pinched Xiao Man's waist, pointed at him with a horizontal sword, and said: "Hugh has to be strong again, if you don't make it clear today, don't want to get out of this door!" What are you doing here? What is the relationship with the man in black? ”
Tang An stretched out his hand and said, "You return my silver ticket first, and then I will answer your words." ”
"You, I asked you for so many years, but you talked about him left and right, do you have to ask me to arrest you back to the yamen and punish you before you are willing to answer obediently?" Cheng Caixi said.
This woman is so unreasonable! Tang An couldn't bear it anymore, stood up with his sleeves, and said angrily: "Originally, I saw that your little girl was beautiful, but I put up with it again and again, I didn't expect you to be so domineering, and you had to force Liang to become a prostitute!" I've explained the events of that night clearly, but you'd rather believe a fat woman than believe me. That's it, today I came to Cheng's house as a guest, and you arrested people based on your own guesses, and you couldn't help but say that you robbed me of my silver, and I want to complain about your violent law enforcement! As for the woman in black - hum, it's not a joke, your kung fu is not as good as others, and your figure is not as good as hers, it is normal to have no breasts or ass without ass, and it is normal to not be able to catch people. ”
Speaking of this, Tang An suddenly remembered the hot body of the killer dressed in black that night, and couldn't help but feel that his palms were hot, but he didn't notice that Cheng Caihe's chest was rising and falling more and more violently, his face was flushed, and his eyes were so wide that he was about to burst his sockets.
Do you want to have breasts or not? Want an ass or no ass? This disciple!
"I'll kill you!" Cheng Caixi shouted, gritted her silver teeth and pulled out her sword and stabbed it, the cold light was cold, the sword was like a dragon, and she had the momentum of not looking back without seeing blood, which showed that she was really angry.
"You're coming for real!"
Tang An was shocked. Just kidding, why take it so seriously?
Before the words fell, the sharp sword swept over his head, frightening Tang An's soul to disperse. He only now understands what it means to be a disaster from his mouth, damn, no more witty words with ancient women, it costs human life!
"You disciple, take your life!" I didn't look at this guy with a sword, Miss Cheng was very unhappy, the momentum of the first move "sweeping thousands of armies" was not exhausted, and the second move "White Rainbow Through the Sun" arrived.
Tang An knew that martial arts were commonplace, and the strongest opponent on weekdays was the pheasant he encountered once when eating game, but he couldn't compare with this Cheng Caixi at all. Hiding left and right for a while, it was extremely embarrassing.
Tang An even regretted his intestines, and when he saw that the cold was coming again, he had no choice but to pick up the blue and white porcelain vase of which dynasty and threw it out.
"Boom!"
As soon as he left his hand, the blue and white porcelain vase was shattered by the sword that sharpened iron like clay, and fell to the ground with porcelain remnants.
Tang An couldn't care about being distressed, and threw out the calligraphy and painting hanging on the wall, as expected, the calligraphy and painting ended up like the blue and white porcelain, and there was not even a whole corpse left.
"There's something to say! Eldest Miss, Auntie, Grandmother, Bodhisattva, I'm wrong, okay? Yes! Tang An begged for mercy, and with a bitter face, he took advantage of the complicated terrain in the hall and the mother worm to play hide and seek, and circled around a wide chair with her, not even in the mood to ask for a silver ticket.
"The old lady must kill you, the disciple! What kind of hero are you when you come out and hide? Cheng Caixi's eyes were round, her chest rose and fell, and it seemed that her anger had not stopped.
Fools go out! Tang An cried and said, "Female Bodhisattva, don't be angry, okay?" I'll sing you a song. ”
"Go and sing it to Hades!" Cheng Caixi shouted, and made a gesture to continue the pursuit.
"Stop!"
Just when Cheng Caixi raised his sword and was about to cut it again, a rather threatening voice came, which made both of them stunned.
Behind the hall, two men, an old man and a young man, entered the house one after another. The first one was about forty years old, and his black hair was meticulously combed, mixed with silver threads. The eyebrows are in the sideburns, the eyes are blazing, and the whole face looks not angry and arrogant, very imposing. Coupled with a black-brown brocade robe, at first glance, he is a character who has been in the top position for a long time. Cheng Caihe stood next to him, and was immediately compared.
Needless to say, this person is naturally Cheng Caihe's father, Cheng Yunhe, the big boss of "Genting Tower".
As soon as he saw Cheng Yunhe enter the house, Cheng Caixi pouted with a small mouth, seeing that he couldn't kill this disciple. Tang An was overjoyed, holding the cut half of the wood as a weapon with one hand, and swaggering vigorously with the other: "Master Cheng, help!" Kill! ”
Cheng Yunhe frowned, walked in quickly, looked at the mess all over the ground, and even the "corpses" of his favorite calligraphy and painting porcelain bottle, with a distressed and angry expression on his face, and shouted: "What's the matter? ”
Cheng Caihe sighed on the side, glanced at Tang An sympathetically, and secretly sighed How could this kid be so troublesome?
Cheng Yunhe raised his head and glared at Cheng Caixi, and said, "Do you still know how to come back?" A girl, what kind of body is it to fight and kill all day long, don't put away the sword quickly! ”
Cheng Caixi glanced at Tang An, pouted and reluctantly put down the sword, and said to Cheng Yunhe: "Dad, people are wrong." But it's not me, it's all the blame! ”
Tang An saw Cheng Yunhe reprimand Cheng Caixi, and his heart was very happy. This chick has a bit of a posture, and she actually rushed to break ground on Tai Sui's head, and she didn't want to think that Old Man Cheng was an ordinary person? Building a room with silver can suffocate you! Wait, Dad? Who does she call Daddy?
Tang An was slightly stunned, looked at Cheng Yunhe, and then at Cheng Caixi, and suddenly felt that there was some similarity between the eyebrows of the two. Think about the names of the two again, they are both surnamed Cheng, Cheng Yunhe's son is still called Cheng Caihe, so this Cheng Caixi
In a trance, Tang An seemed to understand something. No wonder she can appear in Cheng Mansion in a grand manner, no wonder she has no scruples about dancing swords and swords in the hall, no wonder she dares to be so arrogant in the capital, because Cheng Yunhe is her father at all!
Damn, I've been tricked!