Chapter 6 School Trivia
A long time ago, when Du He first studied Tang history in his previous life, he learned about Princess Gaoyang's stealing of men. In my heart, I have infinite admiration for this green hat comrade.
It was in a certain year and a certain month, Comrade Cuckold and Princess Gaoyang went out hunting, and at that time, the debate machine lived in an unknown hermitage and was reading Buddhist scriptures diligently. Princess Gaoyang was tired and wanted to rest, so the cuckold comrade and the attendant took the princess to the hermitage. The nobleman came suddenly, and the debater put everything down and hurriedly came out to greet him.
Maybe it's because the debate machine is too handsome, or Princess Gaoyang has a quirk of liking monks, and the two of them are like **, they are out of control, and they work hard in the hermitage.
In the face of this situation, Comrade Cuckold forgave them with supreme mind, and in order to allow them to enjoy the joy of fish and water, Comrade Cuckold even personally acted as a guard, giving Princess Gaoyang and the monk at the door.
Du He has never been able to guess the feelings and thoughts of Comrade Cuckold at that time, but as a man, it is not easy to do this.
So for him, Duhe has no superfluous words except for infinite admiration.
Unexpectedly, Comrade Cuckold and himself were sworn brothers who cut off the head of a chicken and burned yellow paper in the green building!
Hey!
In the Green House?
Du He's face suddenly became ugly, no wonder he felt that the eyes around him were so dazzling. It turns out that this cuckold comrade is the same as himself.
Phew!
It's the same as that Duhe.
Du He hurriedly explained to him that he had lost his soul and had forgotten everything. He deliberately raised his voice so that everyone in the school could hear it, so as not to have to explain to everyone.
Comrade Cuckold sighed in frustration, "It turned out to be true, I have heard my father say it a long time ago, but I have always been unwilling to believe that you even forgot about me." ”
Du Ruhui is the prime minister of the dynasty, Li Shimin's right-hand man, Du He's illness is Li Shimin, the emperor of the Tang Empire, will also be concerned about one or two, so Du He's soul loss has already spread, and it is not an uncommon thing.
"The friendship is valuable, the memory is lost, but the friendship that you once had cannot be lost. Bereaved brother, you don't have to be sad, after all, we have worshipped! He doesn't know exactly what kind of person Fang beloves, but he is the only one who shows enthusiasm for himself. Du Ho is also happy to associate with him, as long as he doesn't learn badly from him.
Comrade Cuckold seemed to be missing his tendons, and laughed: "Brother Qinglian's words are to my appetite. ”
The two walked into the classroom, and Comrade Cuckold pointed out Duhe's seat and sat down behind him.
Comrade Cuckold doesn't seem to be very popular, ignoring the people around him, just pulling Du He to talk.
Du He replied without a word.
Suddenly, the originally chaotic school fell silent.
Du He looked at the door curiously, and his eyes showed a slight look of surprise.
A stunning beauty walked at the door of the school.
She was wearing a soft and wide white palace dress, she looked very beautiful, her eyebrows were like spring mountains, her eyes were like autumn water, clear and bright, and graceful. But his demeanor is dignified and abnormal, with an awe-inspiring and inviolable noble style.
Du He made eye contact with her, but faintly saw a trace of disgust in the other party's eyes.
Du He was bored and pouted, this beautiful thing will make people like it, but obviously the other party hates him a little.
Du He disdains to use his hot face to stick to the other party's cold ass.
"You can't even remember her, do you?" Fang Yiai whispered behind him.
Du He asked strangely, "Who is she?" Why should I remember her? ”
"I really forgot!" Fang Yiai muttered and replied in a low voice: "She is Princess Changle, Your Majesty's favorite daughter, and she was your unmarried wife." ”
Du He realized and nodded, no wonder that kid was so soulless for her, in terms of appearance, this princess Changle has this capital.
"Cousin!" A handsome man who was polite and looked tall walked up to Princess Changle and called out affectionately: "I heard my father say that my cousin was infected with the wind and cold yesterday, and I was worried about my brother, and I couldn't sleep and eat." ”
"Hypocrisy!" Fang Yiai behind him said sourly.
"Who is this guy, I feel a little annoying." Du He's brows furrowed, and there was an indescribable taste. It's not jealous, it's just disgust from the bottom of my heart, and there is no reason for it.
"His name is Changsun Chong, and he is the eldest son of Sun Wuji, the eldest son of the Duke of Zhao, and he is very popular with His Majesty. You see, the jade pendant around his waist was given to him by His Majesty. This guy has been salivating over Princess Changle for a long time, and now he is the bastard who is most likely to hold the beauty! Fang Yiai said indignantly.
Princess Changle responded with a faint smile and sat diagonally opposite Du He.
The eldest grandson Chong glanced at himself arrogantly before returning to his seat.
Du He smiled faintly.
Fang Yiai said in a low voice: "Provocation, this is a naked provocation." Seeing Du He's calm face, he said in a low voice: "Brother, has your temper been smoothed out by this loss of soul, and you can endure this kind of provocation?" ”
"Uh......" Du He gave him a strange look, in the face of such a boring and childish provocation, is it impossible to make a big fuss?
No wonder Du He and Fang Yiai are so disgusted, if he is angry for no reason at the moment, it will only make people feel narrow-minded and thankless.
Du He smiled calmly and said, "What should an ant do in front of him?" Be calm, be sensible, and lose your mind before others reveal their flaws, and you will only leave others to handle. ”
Fang Yiai was stunned, opened his mouth, and didn't know what to say.
"Dang!"
The bell rings.
The noise in the school hall disappeared, and everyone sat up.
"Giggles!"
Du Ho heard a sweet silver bell laugh, and a beautiful girl rushed into the school. She was dressed in a wide and comfortable bright red dress, her hair was loosely pulled up, and she had a sweet and charming smile on her face, as if a hundred flowers were blooming at this moment, extremely brilliant.
"Sir didn't come, he wasn't late!" The girl threw up her arms as if she had won a battle.
That bright smile is very contagious.
"Snow Goose, don't hurry up and get back to your seat!" Princess Changle reprimanded helplessly.
"Okay, okay, didn't Mr. come!" The girl named Snow Goose was still smiling, but she still came to the empty seat next to Du He and sat down.
Fang Yiai introduced in a low voice: "She is Li Xueyan, the daughter of Li Daozong, the king of Jiangxia, and she is also a rare beauty!" It's just that the surname is straightforward like a tomboy, not gentle and considerate enough. He shook his head in disappointment.
Du He wanted to laugh, thinking about his beloved wife, Princess Gaoyang, seeing that he was destined to miss out on his gentle and considerate wife in his life.
Not long after Li Xueyan sat down, a Confucian scholar in his seventies walked into the school and began to attend classes.
Teaching in ancient times was very boring, mainly based on rote memorization.
Duhe graduated from History University, majoring in liberal arts, and has a certain foundation in classical Chinese, and his schoolwork is not difficult for him, and he listens to it quite well.
As for Fang Yiai, he had already hidden behind Du He and slept a lot.
The Confucian scholar found Fang Yiai, but he was old and couldn't see it clearly.
Du He hurriedly leaned back, disturbing his dreams.
The Confucian scholar walked closer, saw Fang Yiai pretending to be holding a book, slapped the ring ruler on his table, and said: "The so-called self-cultivation is in the right heart, next?" ”
Fang Yiai's face immediately became the color of pig liver.
The surroundings also showed the look of looking at the joke.
The Confucian shook his head and walked back to the hall and shook his head: "Rotten wood cannot be carved......" Before he finished speaking, he did hear Fang Yiai answer intermittently: "The so-called self-cultivation is in the right heart, and if there is anger in the body, it will not be right, if there is fear, it will not be right, if there is happiness, it will not be right, and if there is sorrow, it will not be right." Absent-minded, blind, hearing but not smelling, eating without knowing what it tastes like. This is called self-cultivation in the right heart. ”
The correct answer was to suppress the words of the Confucian scholar.
The Confucian glared and said, "What do you mean by this?" ”
Du He said softly: "It means that to cultivate one's own character and surname, one must first correct one's mind, because if there is anger in the heart, it cannot be corrected; If there is fear, you will not be able to be right; If you have a preference, you can't be right; If you are anxious, you will not be able to be right. The mind is not right as if the mind is not in itself: it is looking, but it is as if it is not seeing; Though they were listening, they were as if they had not heard; I was eating, but I didn't know what it was like. Therefore, in order to cultivate one's own character and surname, one must first correct one's mind. As long as there are no evil thoughts in the heart, it is natural that they will not do immoral things. ”
Fang Yiai once again said the answer.
The Confucian scholars were inconvenient and could not hear Du He's words clearly. But the people sitting around Duhe all looked at Duhe like monsters, as if they were looking at the gorilla.
Even Princess Changle, who was disdainful of Du He, couldn't help but look at him twice.