Chapter 02: Joining the Army to Avoid Trouble
On Tuesday, the dog stood in the recruit team in a brand new military uniform, looking silly as a recruit. He is now a recruit in the first squad of the fourth company and the second platoon of the 19th Route Army recruit battalion.
A few months ago, a few days after Tuesday Dog defeated the Japanese ronin, the Japanese ronin smashed Zhou Yanzi's braised meat shop, which caused a conflict between Chinese and Japanese people in Shanghai.
On the one hand, the Jingwu Association allocated Wu Baiyuan from Tuesday Dog's 5,000 yuan to re-expand and renovate the braised meat shop, and organized members to take turns to protect the braised meat shop. Everyone knows that after the dog defeated the Japanese ronin on Tuesday, the reopened Zhou Ji braised meat shop was extremely prosperous, which made Zhou Yuzi make a small fortune in the panic of not knowing whether it was a blessing or a curse.
On the other hand, Tuesday Dog's elder brother Zhou Dagou was the small leader of one of Du Yuesheng's protΓ©gΓ©s, and the smashing of the braised meat shop made him furious, and led a group of thugs to find trouble with the Japanese all day long: pouting a finger when he caught the Japanese. On Tuesday, the dog and some people from the Jingwu Society also participated. The Japanese ronin also kept fighting back to retaliate.
The matter became more and more troublesome, and finally the concession authorities and the Japanese consulate intervened: the dog left the concession on Tuesday, and the Japanese were no longer allowed to provoke the Zhou family. So, on Tuesday, the dog joined the 19th Route Army under the introduction of a distant relative, and became a soldier to avoid trouble.
In the recruit team, the dog mix on Tuesday was quite smooth, the foundation of martial arts allowed him to quickly master the essentials of various movements, and his low-key personality made him popular, and the veterans took good care of him. It's just that there are some obstacles in his standing posture: years of combat training have made him accustomed to keeping his head down and holding his chest, while his military posture requires his chest to be raised and his head up, which is usually inconspicuous and only occasionally exposed.
On this day, Zhao Dahu, the commander of the recruit battalion, was patrolling the playground, and couldn't help but be angry when he saw Tuesday's dog's rickety posture.
Tuesday, the dog instinctively flashed out of his leg and kicked Zhao Dahu's stick away.
Is this worth it?! "If you want to rebel, a rookie egg!" As soon as Zhao Dahu waved his hand, the two veterans pounced on Tuesday Dog.
Tuesday Dog was also frightened when he saw that it was the chief who kicked it, and hurriedly argued: "Sir, I didn't mean it!" β
Zhao Dahu lost face, and when he was angry, he was willing to listen: "Beat twenty military sticks!" β
Tuesday the dog had never seen this formation, so he was so frightened that he ran away, attracting more than a dozen veterans to surround him. On Tuesday, the dog was cornered, and in a few steps he jumped up a large tree, and then from the tree to the house next to him.
On Tuesday, the dog stood on the roof and explained to Zhao Dahu and several veterans on the ground: "Sir, I really didn't mean it!" β
Zhao Dahu was angry: "Little rabbit cub, your hands and feet are quite neat, you give me down first!" β
On Tuesday, the dog was afraid of being beaten, but he still explained on the roof: "Sir, I really didn't mean to! β
"You come down first!"
"You say yes first!" On Tuesday, the dog stood on the roof of the house and bargained with Zhao Dahu.
Suddenly, two veterans appeared on the roof, and on Tuesday the dog swooped up a nearby tree and then onto another room. Or explain to the battalion commander: "Battalion commander, I really didn't mean it!"
At this time, two veterans took out their pistols and pointed them at Tuesday Dog: "If you move again, I will kill you!" β
"Stop!" At this moment, a middle-aged officer walked out of the room under the roof, followed by several guards.
"What's going on?" The middle-aged officer asked. The guards behind him were not idle, two stepped on the shoulders of their companions and went to the roof, and the two below them, together with those on the roof, pointed their shell guns at Tuesday Dog.
"Report to the commander, this recruit has turned the sky upside down! I'm teaching this monkey cub a lesson! Zhao Dahu hurriedly reported.
"Imp, you come down!" The commander said kindly.
"No, I'm afraid the chief will beat me!" On Tuesday the dog still doesn't come down.
"You come down first, let's talk about whether we should fight or not!" The commander is still amiable.
"That's not good, you don't count if you say it again!" On Tuesday, the dog still admits death.
"Presumptuous! If the commander says it, who will have the final say!? Zhao Dahu changed his mind and added: "I won't beat you first, you can come down!" β
On Tuesday, the dog jumped off the roof of the house with confidence.
"What's going on?" The commander asked again.
On Tuesday, the dog resumed his military posture under the reminder of the squad leader, and stood straight to listen to Zhao Dahu's report to the army commander.
"I'll plead for this kid, and the twenty military sticks won't be beaten, okay?" The military commander listened to Tuesday Dog, there was nothing wrong with it, and he liked this kid's skills very much, and he was not good at interfering with Zhao Dahu's military orders, so he had to intercede for Tuesday Dog.
"Yes, sir!" Zhao Dahu also got off the donkey, to be honest, Zhao Dahu really likes this kid.
"I haven't thanked the commander yet!" Zhao Dahu reminded the overwhelmed Tuesday dog again.
"Thank you, Commander!" On Tuesday, the dog came to his senses.
This middle-aged officer is the famous commander of the 19th Route Army, Cai Tingkai.
"What's your name, little ghost?"
"Report to the Commander, Recruit Tuesday Dog!"
"How old are you?"
"Nineteen!"
"Look at your kung fu, which one?"
"Jingwumen, Lost Fist!"
"Oh, Huo Daxia's apprentice, no wonder he has such a good skill!"
"Report to the army commander, my subordinates are not blessed, I haven't seen Senior Huo's head!"
"Oh, you were too young when Huo Daxia died, Huo Laosi raised my country's prestige, and he was a big hero!" Cai Tingkai sighed.
"Well, good lad!" The man in casual clothes turned around: "Zhao Dahu!"
"Here!"
"This young man has a good foundation, stay in your guard camp after the recruit company is over!"
"Yes!"
All of a sudden, the dog on Tuesday became a celebrity in the new barracks, and the soldier that the commander fancied, obediently, it was worth paying back!
One day, the recruits were training, and a middle-aged man on crutches came up on the side, and he was not wearing a military uniform, Zhao Dahu hurriedly went over to salute, and the middle-aged man only used crutches to flick Zhao Dahu: "Go aside, don't stand in my way!" Zhao Dahu stood obediently on one side, letting the middle-aged man watch the troops' drills.
Tuesday Dog asked the squad leader curiously, "Who is this person?" Better than the battalion commander! β
"Our battalion commander's old squad leader!"
"And what kind of official is it now?"
"What kind of official, dismissed, opened a tavern at the gate of the camp!"
Tuesday the dog understood that respect and obedience to the commander, squad leader, and veterans is the iron law of the troops! Although the military orders in the army are like mountains and the training is cruel, especially the squad leader always beats and scolds, the soldiers often have a constant relationship with the squad leader. Because Tuesday Dog has good quality and is the seedling that the army commander likes, he has never been beaten by the squad leader except for Zhao Dahu's stick, and at this time, Tuesday Dog envied the beaten soldiers.
In the evening, on Tuesday the dogs came to the camp headquarters. "Report!"
"Come in!" Battalion commander Zhao Dahu was wiping his gun.
"Report to the battalion commander, I was wrong!"
"What's wrong with you again?"
"No, it was the last time"
"Which time?"
"Just the one time I went to the room."
"Haha! Remember that? You were lucky enough to show your face in front of the commander once! β
"But, but the commanders and veterans stopped beating me and scolding me!" On Tuesday the dog was getting quieter.
"Haha! Are you sick or am I sick? Isn't it good not to be beaten or scolded? "Zhao Dahu is strange.
"But, how close do you see they are after beating and scolding?" On Tuesday, the dog spoke his heart.
"Then I can't help it, who made you so powerful, who dares to beat you?" Zhao Dahu continued to tease Tuesday Dog.
On Tuesday, the dog was going to cry urgently, "Battalion commander, you let the squad leader beat me, I promise not to fight back!" β
Zhao Dahu was happy: "Silly boy, you are very clever, learn things quickly, and make few mistakes, so the squad leader has no reason to beat you, it's not that you don't get close to you!" Go back, don't be foolish! β
Tuesday Dog regretted all his life: Rong Ma didn't remember the name of his squad leader all his life! When I think of the squad leader, the shadow of Zhao Dahu always comes to mind, because he has only been beaten by Zhao Dahu.
On this day, the recruit company conducted grenade live bomb throwing training. For safety, each squad built a bunker the size of a room with sandbags, and the recruits threw out of the bunker, and not far away was a large shallow dirt pit.
That's it, or something happened. On Tuesday, a recruit in the dog squad nervously threw a grenade into the bunker of the neighboring class ten meters away, and the people in the neighboring class were all stupid! At this time, Tuesday Dog did not hesitate to rush to the neighboring bunker, picked up the smoking grenade and threw it out......
After a bang more than ten meters away, everyone was stunned!
Zhao Dahu, who rushed over, kicked the pale and dumb Tuesday dog to the ground, and whipped it with a leash without a head and no brain, shouting while pumping: "Call you to death, call you to death, I will whip you to death!" I'll you to death! Then he threw away the leash, pointed at the dog on Tuesday and scolded: "**Don't pull me on my back if you die, you're going to die, how can I explain to your parents and the military commander!" β
On Tuesday, the dog was still standing dazed.
When commenting on the lecture, Zhao Dahu yelled: "Today, Tuesday Dog, this idiot, rushed out more than ten meters, picked up a smoking grenade and threw it out, saving the entire ninth class, such a fool can block bullets for the brothers, such a fool is the soldier brought out by my Zhao Dahu!" β
"Tuesday dog, out of the ranks! Tell me what you thought at the time! β
"Report to the battalion commander, I didn't think anything at the time!"
"Fart! Say more and you'll die? β
"Report to the battalion commander, I really didn't think about anything at the time, my mind was blank, it was only after the grenade exploded that I remembered to be afraid, I was very scared!"
"Say something useful!"
"Really! If you catch up, you'll understand what I'm saying! β
"! I'm desperate to catch up with this! Why don't you want me to be better!" The whole camp burst into laughter.
After the training of the recruit camp, Tuesday Dog came to Zhao Dahu's guard camp with a battle exploit and a reward of ten oceans.
Coming to the headquarters, General Cai Tingkai met with Tuesday Dog again. When General Cai learned that Tuesday Dog had defeated the Japanese, his eyes lit up with excitement: "I didn't expect you to be a character!" In the future, I will be the famous general of China! It's just that the name is too ugly, and there is no name in the wind. In this way, I'll give you a name, just Zhou Wumu! I hope you will be as loyal to the country as Yue Fei and serve the country! β
"Report to the army commander, although the name is vulgar, it was given by his parents, and the second dog does not dare to change it!"
"Silly boy, you are called Tuesday Dog, the word Wu Mu is always okay, right?"
"Report to the army commander, when I was in school, the teacher gave me the scientific name Zhou Yiwen, but no one called me!"
"Then you are called Tuesday Dog, the word Yiwen Wumu, the number Wumu, are you satisfied now?!"
"Commander Xie!"
So, Tuesday Dog became Zhou Wumu and Zhou Yiwen again.
It turned out that Zhao Dahu was the commander of the guard battalion of the 19th Route Army, and the commander of the recruit battalion was only a cameo. In the guard camp, Tuesday the dog was carefully trained by Zhao Dahu to strip three layers of skin, more than a dozen veterans took turns to practice him alone: military posture, queue, shooting (pistol, rifle, submachine gun, light and heavy machine gun horizontal shooting, kneeling shooting, standing shooting, mobile shooting, riding shooting, multiply shooting), bomb throwing, tactics, crawling, climbing (over the wall, going to the house, climbing mountains, climbing trees), swimming, riding (horseback, bicycles, motorcycles, cars), standing guards, touching whistles, digging fortifications, but no one taught him to fight: for half a year, Tuesday Dog was trained by Zhao Dahu to become a superhuman soldier.
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