Chapter 1356: The Biggest Difference Between Humans and Pigs
Being stared at affectionately by a pig, Guo Ye was so frightened that he jumped three feet high and said, "This is not good." Yizhi Huahua, you are Yang Fengyi's apprentice, and I am already engaged to Yang Fengyi. If you marry me again, isn't this a mess of generations? ”
Zheng Feifei coaxed on the side: "It's not messy at all. In the teachings of the Merry Sect, both the source flower and the flower fairy are the reincarnation of Maitreya and are called sisters. Pingyang County Prince, or you can be wronged and take this pig demon away. Save her from running out and being scary! ”
Yizhi Huahua said: "Zheng Feifei, after meeting for so long, you finally said a human word!" ”
Guo Ye said angrily: "She still scolded you for being a pig demon!" ”
"As long as I can marry you, I'm happy to say that I'm a shemale!"
"Lao Tzu is not happy!"
"Ahem~"
Yuangai Suwen coughed and resolved Guo Ye's embarrassment: "The two Yuanhua should also respect their identities!" This is the Fairy Merry Club, not the Queqiao Club. Irrelevant matters, let's talk about it when we step down! ”
Yizhi Huahua threw a wink at Guo Ye and said, "Pingyang County Prince, I'll wait for you after you step down!" ”
Guo Yehao didn't spit it out, and quickly changed the topic: "Just now, Yizhi Huahua proposed to win with a small number of points, Zheng Feifei, what do you think?" ”
Zheng Feifei said with a sad face: "This pig's gambling skills are good, even if it is smaller than the points, I'm afraid the two of us will be indistinguishable!" Fei Fei has a proposal......
"You say!"
"Just now the Pingyang County Duke said that he was not allowed to stack the dice, Fei Fei was greatly inspired, this stack of dice skills, Fei Fei not only did not learn, but also unheard of. It's still smaller than ours, but the dice are allowed to be stacked. Let's see who of the two of us can shake the three dice out a bit! ”
Yizhi Huahua squeaked and said, "Can it not be compared to this?" ”
Zheng Feifei sneered and said, "What? Are you scared? A pig is a pig, how can it be smarter than a man? We had a draw just now, but practice makes perfect. Now let you learn something new, and you will know the huge gap between pigs and people! ”
Jindeman said on the side: "Fei Fei, it's not easy for a pig to cultivate to have a personal appearance. Let's spare the pigs and spare the pigs! As long as it can admit that its skills are inferior to others, it doesn't compare! ”
Yuangai Suwen sneered: "The two of them are good at talking, and it is not easy to use the method of agitation on our side of Goguryeo!" Ulzhixian's niece said that she didn't want to be smaller, so she couldn't be smaller! ”
Yizhi Huahua didn't give Yuan Gai Suwen any face, and said, "Who said that I don't want to be smaller?" Zheng Feifei, let's compare whose points are smaller this time! I agreed! ”
Yuangai Suwen said: "Niece Xian, you can't fall for the tricks of the Silla people. If it's smaller, are you sure? ”
Yizhi Huahua smiled shyly: "It's not very sure." But ......"
"How?"
"This is the idea of my sweetheart Pingyang Jungong, I am willing to be small for him, let alone smaller?"
Guo Ye hurriedly said: "I just have that one more mouth." Don't be sentimental! "
Yuan Gai Suwen's face turned pale, and he said: "Virtuous niece, the result of this competition is related to the future of my Goguryeo Merry Dao, and it is not a child's play!" You have to think it through! ”
Yizhihua said: "I think about it very clearly, Pingyang County is still related to Huahua's lifelong happiness!" That's it! ”
Guo Yesin said, this pig is relying on me, Nima, I won't kill you, I won't call Brother Guo!
Guo Yedao: "Since Yizhi Huahua has agreed, the prince announced that this competition will be changed to a smaller one, and the dice are allowed to be stacked, but the dice must not be destroyed!" Do you all understand? ”
Yuangai Suwen said: "But ........."
Guo Yedao: "Even if it is smaller, I think the two flower fairies are half a catty and eight taels." If only it were compared to other ......"
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and pointed to his head, and said, "This Yuanhua on your side is not very innocent here. You're not afraid of long nights and dreams...... What kind of moth does she come out, can you withstand it, or can I withstand it? ”
Yuangai Suwen was right to think about it, and said: "Then according to what the Pingyang County Princess!" ”
Guo Ye said: "Then it's decided." Two wins in three games, Zheng Feifei, you shake first! ”
Zheng Feifei grabbed the dice clock, flipped her wrist, and neatly swiped the three dice, and then shook it wildly. After a while, the tip of the little girl's nose was sweating.
After shaking for about three to five minutes, Zheng Feifei buckled the dice bell and said, "Pingyang County Prince, please unveil the cup!" ”
When the dice clock is opened, the three dice are stacked in a row, and the top one is a two-point.
Guo Ye was just about to speak, when a gust of wind blew, and the top dice fell.
Click!
As soon as the dice fell, they became ...... Eight!
Yizhi Huahua laughed and said, "This is your Zheng Feifei's strength?" Haha, it really makes people laugh out of their teeth! ”
Zheng Feifei's face turned red and said, "Don't be complacent, two wins in three games!" You don't accept you to come one! ”
Yizhi Huahua shook the dice clock, but it came out at three o'clock!
Zheng Feifei said angrily: "Let's say okay, if you compare the technique of stacking dice, your three dice are completely separate!" ”
Yizhi Huahua shook her head and said, "Zheng Feifei, look at your little girl, she looks good, why is her brain in water." We're talking about being smaller, and you can stack the dice. You don't have to stack them. Pingyang Jungong, my little liver, don't you say? ”
Guo Ye nodded, not daring to answer!
Zheng Feifei said: "Okay, you won this time!" In the next game, you come first! ”
As a result, people have a flower that does not change in response to all changes! Or one point each of the three dice, for a total of three points!
Zheng Feifei didn't say anything more, and shook the dice bell loudly! This time, it took about ten minutes to put the dice clock down.
Guo Ye saw that she was not tired, and said, "Zheng Feifei, do you want to take a break?" ”
Zheng Feifei shook her head and said, "Pingyang County Prince, please unveil the cup!" ”
Guo Ye opened it and saw that the two dice were stacked together, and the top was a point. There was another die scattered aside, also a little.
"Two points, Zheng Feifei won this game!" Guo Ye announced loudly.
Zheng Feifei sneered: "The biggest difference between humans and pigs is that people can continue to make progress, while pigs can only keep standing still, eating and waiting for death!" ”
Yizhihua's face did not change, and said: "Don't be happy too early, there is still a third game, maybe who wins!" ”
Zheng Feifei said: "Shake it again, and I am confident that I will shake out two points." You big fat pig at three o'clock, why are you fighting with me! ”
Yizhi Huahua sneered: "Let's wait until you shake it out, don't make another eight o'clock, it's embarrassing!" ”
Zheng Feifei's strength is really good, and she has made rapid progress, this time it only took two or three minutes to shake out another two!
Yizhi Huahua said disdainfully: "It's two points again, are you annoying?" ”
"Hmph, it's better to have two o'clock than three o'clock!"
Yizhi Huahua laughed and said, "Three o'clock each time? This time, I'll show you what I'm really capable of! ”
She picked up the dice cup, shook it slightly, put it down, and said, "Pingyang Jungong, let's open it!" ”
Guo Ye opened the dice clock, swallowed his saliva, and said, "One ...... A little! ”
Zheng Feifei said: "What is a ...... A little? Is this fat pig shaking eleven o'clock? ”
Guo Ye waved his hand again and again and said, "Look! ”
Zheng Feifei came over and saw that the three dice were neatly arranged, and the top was a little red, which was extraordinarily eye-catching!
Yizhi Huahua's voice came faintly, "The biggest difference between humans and pigs is that people can continue to make progress, while pigs can only keep standing still, eating and waiting for death!" ”
June debt, pay it off quickly.
Yizhi Huahua didn't let people pay attention, and returned what Zheng Feifei just said to Zheng Feifei!
Zheng Feifei's eyes were red, and tears fell down with crackles, and said, "You...... You ......"
Guo Ye sighed and said, "Yizhi Huahua, you have already practiced this technique of stacking three dice in a row, right?" ”
Etoji Hana said: "Of course! If you haven't practiced, why did the slave family propose to be smaller? It is still the public of Pingyang County who is as wise as a torch, and he can see the slave's little Jiujiu at a glance. But your kind words are hard to persuade the damn ghost, Zheng Feifei has to be smaller than the slave family, you can't stop it, right? ”
Zheng Feifei said angrily: "Then why did you shake out three points in the first two times?" ”
"If you don't shake three points, how can you feel that victory is in sight? Haha, I'm just going to let you completely knock you down when you're full of hope! Do you think that if you humiliate this girl with a pig on the left and a pig on the right, this girl will easily let you go? ”
Guo Ye said: "It turns out that this is all a trap. All your words are false, right? ”
"No, one sentence is true!"
"What?"
"Pingyang County Prince, I want to be your concubine!"
Vomit~~
Guo Ye was so disgusted that he really vomited!