Chapter 38 Two Kinds of Negotiations

On this day, Mao Ziqing, a former "high-ranking official" of the Wumu People's League, introduced Tuesday Dog to a "Japanese envoy" ---- Moio Yoshikawa. Moio Yoshikawa is a scholar in his 50s. He is very knowledgeable and knows China very well. He talked with Tuesday Dog eloquently, talking about the Manchu Qing Dynasty, the League, the Beiyang warlords, the Kuomintang, the Chinese government, the factional struggle at the top of China, and the gap between China and the world and the reasons, which made Tuesday Dog fall in love with it, and from time to time asked for some advice on how to enrich the country and strengthen the army, and was greatly envious of Japan's "powerful" industry.

Finally, on Tuesday, the dog assured Mr. Yoshikawa that he was willing to make peace with the Japanese army and not invade the Japanese army again. Yoshikawa also expressed his willingness to support the autonomy of the Mumu militia and the development of industry.

On Tuesday, Gou said that many of his brothers were too emotional, and he wanted to alienate and drive them away little by little, but he must not hurt them regardless of the righteousness of the rivers and lakes.

Yoshikawa said that it was understandable that he would report to the Japanese authorities as soon as possible and send a batch of textile equipment over.

Yoshikawa "sincerely" analyzed for Tuesday Dog, in China, where the production of hand tools is very profitable in the underdeveloped industry, he can help Tuesday Dog import some equipment to produce such as hammers, axes, kitchen knives, sickles, guillotines, scissors, shovels and pickaxes.

Tuesday Dog smiled and looked at Yoshikawa for a long time without speaking.

Yoshikawa was laughed at by the Tuesday dog, and he asked Tuesday why the dog was. On Tuesday, the dog still smiled and did not speak.

Yoshikawa is worthy of being a master negotiator, and after adjusting his mood, he also smiled and looked at Tuesday Dog.

Now it's Tuesday's turn for the dog to speak!

"Mr. Yoshikawa, I'm a rough man, but I'm not stupid!" Tuesday the dog said indignantly.

"What do you mean, Mr. Zhou?" Yoshikawa pretended to be stupid.

"** Use a few broken looms in exchange for peace in Nanjing, Shanghai, and Hangzhou? What do tens of thousands of horses eat? Let me tell you, my tens of thousands of brothers have not eaten or drunk, so they have to steal, they have to rob, and they have to make the Japanese devils uneasy! Get out of here! ”

"Mr. Zhou, I have something to say! Please stop being angry! Yoshikawa still smiled and persuaded Tuesday Dog.

"Stop your mother's fuss! Lao Tzu is going to kill you now, or cut off your ** and let you go back, you choose one! Don't say that Lao Tzu didn't give you a chance to live! "Tuesday the dog's face turned blue and he had a cannibalistic look.

"Mr. Zhou, Yoshikawa really doesn't understand, please make it clear to Mr. Zhou!" A cold sweat broke out on Yoshikawa's forehead.

"Wan Zixiong, cut him off ** and send him back to Shanghai!" Tuesday was a real thing.

Wan Zixiong rushed in, kicked Yoshikawa down, and picked Yoshikawa's crotch with a dagger.

Yoshikawa hurriedly hugged Tuesday's dog's thigh, "Mr. Zhou spare his life!" ”

"Fuck you!" On Tuesday, the dog kicked Yoshikawa away, "Lao Tzu doesn't have time to fight with you!" With that, he turned around and walked out of the house.

Yoshikawa hugged Tuesday's dog again, "Mr. Zhou, what do you say about me!" "Yoshikawa was completely devastated.

"Okay, let's open the skylight and say something!" Hearing Yoshikawa's pleading, Tuesday Dog turned to Wan Zixiong and said, "You help Mr. Yoshikawa get up." ”

"Mr. Yoshikawa, we have an old Chinese saying, which is called "leading and not going backwards", which means that you are virtuous! You tell me how to make hammers and axes? I'm producing now, these things cost me a lot of steel, and I can't make a lot of money. "Tuesday the dog was still indignant.

"What does Mr. Yizhou want to do?" Yoshikawa began to crave Tuesday dog to make a move.

"First, weaving cloth, I want to weave canvas, it takes a lot of effort to transport cotton, transport away cloth, how much does cotton sell, how much does canvas sell? You're more reckoning than I am! Second, I want to produce ironware that sells more money, what do you say sells more money? ”

"Small pieces, you can make some woodworking tools, such as hammers, chisels, planers, axes, saws" Yoshikawa saw that Tuesday's face changed again, and quickly changed his words, "There are also saw blades, files, pliers, wrenches, and screwdrivers"

Looking at Tuesday Dog's face, Yoshikawa had no choice but to continue to say, "Iron wire, steel wire, square steel, round steel, flat steel, steel plate, steel pipe, steel nails, steel ball, steel ruler" Yoshikawa looked at Tuesday Dog, racked his brains and said all the things with the word "steel" he could think of, and finally he knelt on the ground, "Master Tuesday, you spare me, I really can't think of it!" After saying that, he began to cry hysterically, and finally fainted from crying.

On Tuesday, the dog turned around and left, and he went to ask Shu Qingtang, this guy knows how!

When the dog returned on Tuesday, Yoshikawa had been woken up by Wan Zixiong with a spray of cool water.

"Mr. Yoshikawa, I've thought about it, let's just produce some saw blades, files, drills, etc., you can buy me some equipment, this thing makes a lot of money!" On Tuesday, the dog was still vicious.

When Yoshikawa heard this, he let out a sigh: This guy is going to kill people for such a trivial matter, and he is so scared that he almost pees his pants, so he wants these broken equipment, and he would have promised him so long ago! So he hurriedly agreed, and happily signed a "peace agreement" with Tuesday Dog.

After Yoshikawa left, Tuesday Dog smiled gloomily: first let this kid get the heat treatment equipment and raw materials, let him make a little taboo to trap him, and then make it difficult for him. Tuesday the dog knew that it was impossible to produce equipment for aircraft cannons with him!

After Yoshikawa left, Tuesday Dog remembered one thing, he had captured more than 500 devils some time ago, and he hadn't cleaned them up yet, so he couldn't keep raising them with food!

More than 500 devils were gathered, not including those who had surrendered. Most of these devils were captured by the stunned bombs, the five drums and the rooster crow, and there were also high-ranking generals such as Major General Saruto Shozaburo and Hasegawa Kozo Osa. On Tuesday, the dog ordered the devil prisoners to be separated by rank, with Major General Shozaburo Kato standing first and Kozo Osa Hasegawa second

"You, come here!" On Tuesday, the dog pointed at Shozaburo Kato and shouted in Chinese.

Shozaburo Kato stood stiff and unmoving. On Tuesday, the dog waved his hand, and the two soldiers put Shozaburo Kanto over, and with a kick in the knee socket, Shozaburo Kanto knelt on the ground.

"What's your name?" This Tuesday dog in Japanese.

"I'm a general, you can't insult me!"

With a wave of his hand on Tuesday, a soldier drew his bayonet, grabbed Shozaburo Kato's left hand, and severed his index finger with a "click".

"What's your name?" Tuesday the dog asked again.

Masasaburo Kato protested silently.

With a wave of his hand on Tuesday, a soldier drew his bayonet, grabbed Shozaburo Kato's left hand, and severed his middle finger with a "click".

"What's your name?" Tuesday the dog asked again.

"Shozaburo Kato."

"What are you doing in China?"

"Establish a Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere!" Shozaburo Kato is right.

"Who invited you?" Tuesday the dog asked again.

“”

On Tuesday, with a wave of his hand, a soldier drew a bayonet and tried to grab Shozaburo Ato in his left hand.

"Our Emperor sent us." Shozaburo Kato replied hurriedly.

"The Emperor? Is he Chinese? Or the grandson of the Chinese? Or the dog of the Chinese? Tuesday the dog asked again.

"You can't insult our emperor!" Shozaburo Kato protested.

With a wave of his hand on Tuesday, a soldier drew his bayonet, grabbed Shozaburo Ato's left hand, and sliced off his ring finger with a "click".

"Tell me, is the emperor Chinese? Or the grandson of the Chinese? Or the dog of the Chinese? Tuesday the dog asked again.

"It's not." Shozaburo Kato is much more honest.

"Have you killed people in China?" Tuesday the dog asked again.

"Killed."

"Why?" Tuesday the dog asked again.

“”

Tuesday the dog waved his hand, and a soldier drew a bayonet.

"They resist!" Shozaburo Kato replied hurriedly.

On Tuesday, the dog waved his hand, but the soldier grabbed Shozaburo Kato's left hand and cut off his little finger with a "click".

"Have you ever killed someone who didn't resist?" Tuesday the dog asked again.

"Killed."

"Why?" Tuesday the dog asked again.

“”

On Tuesday, the dog waved his hand, but the soldier grabbed Shozaburo Kato's left hand and cut off his thumb with a "click".

"Have you robbed anything from China?"

"Robbed."

"Why?" Tuesday the dog asked again.

“”

On Tuesday, the dog waved his hand, but the soldier grabbed Shozaburo Kato's right hand and cut off his index finger with a "click".

"Have you ever burned down a house in China?"

"Have you ever raped a Chinese woman?"

"Is there anyone in Japan? Why don't you kill? ”

"Is there something in Japan? Why don't you grab it? ”

Major General Shozaburo Kato cut off ten fingers, and the person fainted in pain.

Tuesday Dog pointed at Hasegawa Kozo Osa: "You! ”

Hasegawa Kozo Osaku came over obediently.

"What's your name?" Tuesday the dog asked from the beginning.

"Yuzo Hasegawa."

"What are you doing in China?" Tuesday the dog asked again.

"I surrender! I am an aggressor! The emperor is crazy, he is a sinner of the Chinese, he is the illegitimate son of the Chinese, he is the dog of the Chinese"

"Don't talk about him, talk about yourself!"

"I'm a bastard, a madman, a murderer, I'm not as good as a pig and a dog, I'm crazy, I" Yuzo Hasegawa is really crazy, and many Japanese devils are so scared that they pee their pants.

"Who wants to surrender, stand this way!" On Tuesday, the dogs pointed to the left, and the devils hula and flocked to the left.

There are still dozens of devils left on the right, some of them fell to the ground and fainted, some of them were scared to death, and there were really 10 or so guys with iron wills who unswervingly defended the dignity of the samurai.

On Tuesday, the dog waved his hand, and the soldiers rushed forward, dragged the frightened ones away, and pulled the standing ones out.

Tuesday the dog pointed with his finger, and the soldier pulled out a devil, "You are very unconvinced? ”

"Yes, I'm not convinced that you have caught me by trickery!"

"How are you convinced?"

"What's the matter, I won't accept your pig!"

On Tuesday, the dog raised a knife and smeared it on the devil's neck, and the devil's neck blood rose 3 or 4 meters high, and he was killed on the spot.

"Who is still not convinced?" Tuesday the dog barks. A few devils rolled their eyes, obviously hesitating. Tuesday the dog pointed again, and the devil shrank back and was dragged out by the soldiers.

"Surrender or not?"

"Surrender!" The devil bowed his head in frustration

"Japanese soldiers, you enter China by force, burn, kill and loot, you are robbers, killing you is not too much, you have done a lot of bad things in China, but I think you are being bewitched and used by the officials and rich lords, I give you a chance to work for the Chinese to atone for their crimes, and you are willing to stand on the right!" On Tuesday, the dog pointed to his right hand, and many devils ran to the right.

Tuesday the dog repeated, some more devils went to the right, and the rest stopped moving. On Tuesday, the dog pointed at Shozaburo Tsunato, and the soldier went over and put Shozaburo Shozaburo Tsunato over, "Shozaburo Shozaburo Tsunato, do you want to atone for your sins or be a prisoner of war?" ”

"I will not atone for the sins of the pig in China!"

"Good! Are you still changing? ”

"Don't change!"

Tuesday Dog waved his hand, and a group of soldiers armed with broadswords rushed out of the side, and they did not hesitate to hack the prisoners who did not want to atone for their sins, and the soldiers were covered in blood.

"I am willing to atone for my sins!" Shozaburo Kanto changed his tune.

"Look, this is your official master, he has neither humanity nor courage, but he inspires you to die and become robbers!" On Tuesday, the dog shouted to the Japanese prisoners who had redeemed their sins, and then his face changed, "Shozaburo Kato, you are late, let's talk about it in the next life!" With a wave of his hand, the soldiers immediately chopped Shozaburo Kato into 7 or 8 pieces.

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