168 Sleepwalking (1)

Liu Cong continued to think: "However, I have come over, to be honest, this day is very good.

In Jingzhou, there are a few people who can live such a life, just myself,

I have the power in my hands, and I have what I want to eat; What do you want to do,

I just like pretty women, don't I, enough of it,

Wait, stay for a while, the four chicks who have just budded will come back, well, no, there are two more that haven't opened, well??????"

Liu Cong was so happy to think and wait, slowly closed his eyelids, and entered a semi-sleep state.

Suddenly, there was a "split" sound, it was the sound of the lights bursting, which woke Liu Cong up, only to see him staring and looking up stupidly, and muttering: "There are cannons, cough cough cough." Coughing a few times, he slowly closed his eyes again, and let out a dull snoring sound,

To tell the truth, he was so tired, so tired, he fell asleep unconsciously,

However, his mind was too active, and although he fell asleep, he was not idle in his dreams, and he dreamed that he was riding a white horse and a snow king, and he was playing in a deep mountain with Liang Zhuer Lai Fat.

At this time, he suddenly saw dust rising in the valley in front of him, and heard only the neighing of horses, and the sound of fluttering sounds, and when he looked closely, he saw two beautiful pheasants flying down in front of his horses.

happened to bend the bow and arrow in his hand, and with an arrow, he actually shot a piercing,

Liang Zhu'er saw it, and hurriedly dismounted to pick it up, when suddenly a bright light flashed, and the two pheasants turned out to be Sun Quan Zhou Yu.

Sun Quan and Zhou Yu both stared at themselves with wide eyes and looked at themselves in horror,

Liu Cong hurriedly drew his sword to fight, only to hear a tiger roar, Liu Cong was taken aback, when he heard a gust of wind, two fierce tigers fell from mid-air, crossed their shoulders, opened their bloody mouths, picked up Sun Quan Zhou Yu, ran up the hill and turned back, came to Liu Cong's horse, the tiger turned into Liang Zhuer and Lai Fatzi,

This Liang Zhu'er was holding Sun Quan's neck in one hand, and Lai Fatzi was holding Zhou Yu's neck, and the two came to Liu Cong's horse and said respectfully: "My lord, Sun Quan Zhou Yu, the anti-thief of Eastern Wu, has been captured by us, please give me instructions, how to deal with it." ”

Liu Cong was very surprised when he saw it, and looked closely at Sun Quan and Zhou Yu in the hands of the two, and there were only two hares.

Liu Cong asked: "Didn't you catch two pheasants just now, why did you become Sun Quan and Zhou Yu again, you two guys, what I want is game, ready to drink, who wants you to catch Sun Quan and Zhou Yu and two living people, why don't you let them go quickly." ”

When Lai Fatzi heard this, he stupidly raised the hare in his hand, leaned in front of Liu Cong and said, "Second master, look, we really captured two hares alive, and there are living people." ”

Liu Cong saw that Lai Fatzi was really a hare in his hands, so he became suspicious and scolded: "Grandma, you two have a few handfuls of things, come and fool me into what to do, can this human flesh be eaten." ”

Liu Cong said that he raised the horsewhip and was about to smoke the two guys, but I saw these two guys laughing and discussing, and after discussing for a while, they turned into two puffs of green smoke, slipped out, and disappeared on a big bluestone.

Liu Cong was surprised, only to hear a sneer, this stone wall dozens of feet high slowly opened, and there was a black cave inside.

I saw Liang Zhu'er Lai Fat Man actually came out of the cave with a smile, came to Liu Congma, bowed down and stretched out his hand to invite: "Second master, this is the super luxury hotel you have been thinking about for a long time, a ten-star one, built in this green terrier mountain, I heard that it was built in 50 years with an investment of tens of billions by the 'Charm See the Imperial Ministry of Foreign Affairs', and it took me 50 years to build, I finally opened the door, please come in,

It is said that as soon as you enter this hotel, as long as you have any requirements in your mind, that is, what you want to do, what to play, what food to eat, what to drink, as long as you think about it, what you want will immediately appear in front of you, allowing you to eat, drink and play at will. ”

When Liu Cong heard this, he scolded: "Fart, you two guys, I know that you two can't do good things, so you two will make fun of me, grandma, wait, see how I get off the horse and clean up your two guys." ”

Liu Cong scolded like this because he remembered what happened before he killed the bear in the dense forest north of Xinye last year.

I couldn't get to Lin Zhen'er's house in a hurry that day, so I had to sleep on the beach of the jungle.

Liang Zhu'er made fun of it, saying that it was to find a smooth tree hole for the second master Liu Cong to put out the fire.

Liu Cong always remembered that Liang Zhu'er had this bad idea, so when he heard Liang Zhu'er say this, he thought about teaching him a lesson.

Suddenly, I saw Liang Zhu'er stretching out his hand to a little stone wall, and heard a thorn sound, and the whole stone gate shot out a dazzling light, this light was colorful and flashing, just like a neon sign in a big city.

And I could hear the music all around, and it was very beautiful, like a violin ensemble.

Liu Cong was surprised: "I really crossed back, why am I still riding the white horse Snow King." ”

When I looked down again, there was a horse, and it turned out to be sitting in a Cadillac.

Liu Cong looked at his dress again, it turned out to be a suit and leather shoes, and the pointed scalp shoes were shining, Liu Cong really believed it: "It's time back." A burst of joy, but then sorrow: "I have never been to such a place, and I don't understand the rules, how can this work." Thinking of this, he muttered: "Since I have crossed back, the first thing to do is to go home and see my father and mother, well, yes." ”

Liu Cong thought about it like this, so he ordered Liang Zhu'er: "Lead the way, I want to go home to see my parents." ”

As soon as the words came out, I heard a song of Yingge Yanyu, which was crisp and moving, and said "Master Liu Zhizhong, please." ”

When Liu Cong stared, he saw two etiquette ladies, tall, slender figures, with their hair tied together in a mustache, wearing a decent gorgeous cheongsam, with a good face, beautiful as a fairy, especially the pair of big white rabbits on the chest, not too big and not a little just right squatting, which suddenly aroused Liu Cong's mood.

At this time, the two young ladies were bowing down and stretching out their hands to invite themselves into the hotel.

Liu Cong's whole body became numb when he saw it, and he thought about it a lot, pushed the car door and got out of the car, took the two hostesses in his arms, and then leaned over and forced people to kiss.

I only heard a young lady complaining: "Master Liu Zhizhong is such a big official, why is he so anxious and unstable, where is there the appearance of a big official?

Well, the real big officials and chicks are all steady, in the public, never do anything, don't make a sound, and wait until they enter the house, they show the true image of the beast, and the wolf is anxious to catch the dog.

You're good, Master Liu Zhizhong, do it when you get out of the car, do you do such a thing in front of everyone. ”

One sentence made Liu Cong a little embarrassed, and his current psychological state still stopped at the identity of Jingzhou Zhizhong, 168